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>Twas the night before /k/ristmas, when all through the field-house
>Not a stal/k/er was stirring, not even a mouse;
>The cosmoline stocks were hung by the chimney with care,
>In hopes that the Murder /K/ube would soon be there
>The /K/ommandos were nestled all snug in their beds,
>While visions of Operating danced in their heads.
>And Anon with his Shemagh and Velcro cap
>settled down for a long winter fap.
>When out from the garage there arose such a clatter
>I looked up from pornhub, my sock filled with splatter
>Away to my safe I flew with a flash
>I gazed upon my massive gat stash
>The Night Vision goggles scanned new-fallen snow
>Gave the lustre of mid-day to chicken tendies below.
>When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
>But a gang of inner city scholars with innocent tears.
>With a little grin, so lively and quick,
>I knew in a moment I should take my pick.
>A quick shitpost on /k/, advice they came,
>And they whistled, shouted, and called my gats by name!
>Now, Scatter! now, Blaster! now, Home Defender!
>On, Stopper! On, Solver! on, Brown Person Blender!
>To the top of the porch! to BUILD A WALL!
>Now dash away! CASTLE DOCTRINE BRAWL
>As moist panties before the hot hornady fly,
>When these inner city youth meet stopping power, mount to the sky.
>So up to the house-top the negroes they flew,
>With the lowriding pants full of my Toys, and their problem solvers too
>And then, in a sniggering, I heard on the roof
>The prancing and pawing of each little Air Jordan-hoof.
>As I stroked my throbbing head, and was turning around,
>Down the chimney St NegroClaus came with a bound.
>He was dressed in purple fur, from his head to his foot,
>And his skin was all tarnished with ashes and soot.
>A bundle of bikes he had flung on his back,
>And he looked like a peddler, just hoping for some crack.
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>>32428992
>His bloodshot eyes-how they twinkled, how merry!
>His cheeks were like roses, his nose like two cherry's!
>His giant lips gave off a glow
>And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
>The stump of a crackpipe he held tight in his teeth,
>And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
>He had a broad face and a little round belly,
>That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
>He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
>And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
>AWW SHHHHEEEEIIIIT, he loudly said
>As I pumped him full of lead
>He spoke not a word, as I went to work
>And filled all his stockings, then turned with a jerk.
>And the other negroes suddenly froze
>My micro-penis was exposed with no clothes
>The sprang as I sprayed, to his team gave a whistle,
>And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
>But I heard someone exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight,
>"Happy /K/hristmas to all, and to all a good-/K/night!"
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top kek OP, merry /k/ristmas
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>>32428992
Beautiful.
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>>32428992
>>32429129
Fucking amazing. Merry Xmas /k/ommandos
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>on the first day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>a cartridge in a magazine
>on the second day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the third day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the fourth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the fifth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the sixth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the seventh day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>seven slavs a squatting
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the eighth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>eight ATF bait threads
>seven slavs a squatting
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the ninth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>nine se/k/ret santa dildos
>eight ATF bait threads
>seven slavs a squatting
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the tenth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>ten bubba'd mosins
>nine se/k/ret santa dildos
>eight ATF bait threads
>seven slavs a squatting
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
>on the eleventh day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>eleven virgin /k/ubists
>ten bubba'd mosins
>nine se/k/ret santa dildos
>eight ATF bait threads
>seven slavs a squatting
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
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>>32429366
>on the twelfth day of Christmas /k/ gave to me
>twelve magical years
>eleven virgin /k/ubists
>ten bubba'd mosins
>nine se/k/ret santa dildos
>eight ATF bait threads
>seven slavs a squatting
>six battle buddies
>five Garand pings
>four /ARG/s
>three dank memes
>two glocknades
>and a cartridge in a magazine
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>>32428992
merry /k/ristmas OP ;3
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>>32429366
>>32429380
i sang the entire thing to myself. Thanks buddy.
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>>32429129
>>32428992
merry christmas /k/
I lol'd out loud
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Merry Christmas fags.
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im not letting this thread die so soon
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>>32428992
Happy Holidays /k/omrades!
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Lmao merry Christmas
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This is all pretty cringey.
Thanks guys.
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