When Jesus comes back, what gun will he use?

>>32428537
Glock, because he already has holes in his hands.

Since Jesus is 'merican, he would no doubt use the 1911, and M1

>>32428544
FPBP

He's from the middle east and a msulim so I'd say an AK variant

>>32428544
jesus christ kek

Nailgun.

Tavor or Deagle because "king of the joos"

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>>32428537

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>>32428537

>>32428692
>Jesus was a muslim

>>32428537
Why on earth would Jesus ever want to come back here after what we did to him and with how humans treat each other and this earth?

>>32428853
To end it? Isn't Christ's return mean that all the shit in Revelations is about to pop off?

Obviously a galil.

>>32428819
Turn your key, Sir.

>>32428537
A Jericho 941, he was the king of the Jews after all.

>>32428878
>he takes the bible literally

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>>32428544

Well if you read the Bible you'd know that the "machinations of man" will have all stopped working.
If we assume that is meant metaphorically rather than literal machinery; 7.62 NATO Galil or 5.56 NATO Tavor, depending on whether or not he's been lifting.

>>32428692
He was a kike you shithead.

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>>32428544
kek and dubs. what a post!

>>32428890
>Complaining that someone is taking the Bible literally when the topic of the thread is CHRIST COMING BACK TO FUCKING LIFE