What does /k/ think of combat doggos?

>>32426589
This kills the ATF

Best early warning you can get. Humans are easy to sneak by. Good dogs? Forget it.

>>32426618
Good.

Do dogs count as a US soldier casualty if you kill one?

>>32430079
I'd assume so. Dogs are also counted as an Officer, so if you abuse a Dog, you get the same sort of legal charges as if you assaulted an Officer, etc.

I might be wrong though, so anyone please feel free to correct me.

>>32430104
I find it cute how enlisted dogs get a wage, which is spent on vet care and food anyways, but the idea of a military dog having it's own wages is nice

I don't really like dogs.

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>>32426589
THEYRE CUTE AND STUFF

>>32430149
They don't hold ranks anymore though. Guess it got too triggering for specialist safety Sam being out ranked by Sgt.Stubbs.

Literally being less than a son of a bitch

>>32428350

I sneak up on my sleeping dog all the time.

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>>32430195

>>32430154
hey fuck you

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Battle cats have saved this country more then once.

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What about battle toads?

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>>32430195
>>32430214
My ovaries can only handle so much

>>32430079
Yes

>>32426589
>dogs as combat ration
what are you sick fuck some kind of chink shit?

>>32430268
Cane toad reeee

>>32430207
Yeah, your own dog... They do not sleep deeply and they are aware of familiar and unfamiliar presences.. seriously try sneaking up on a sleeping guard dog or just someone else's

I think you should make human friends you fucking pathetic shit. Pet faggots need to make real acquaintances. Have fun growing up to be cat man or being the gay faggot with a dog and a lot of guns but lets pretend to respect him so he doesn't shoot us when he gets fired and is unable to use health insurance to pay for his meds.

>>32430154
Who the fuck doesn't like dogs?

Like, seriously, those motherfuckers are born to love us.

Nothing will ever love you like a dog will.

Fag.

>>32430207
Are you retarded? That's your dog. You ever walk your dog and notice other dogs start barking without seeing you and your dog they or go to the window of their houses to bark as you go by?

>>32430268
Hah, is that for tactical toad licking? Looks like the kind you can do that with.

>>32426589
I find that, lacking thumbs, they have difficulty loading belts.

>>32432996
>>Are you retarded?
lets read his next sentence.
>>You ever walk your dog and notice other dogs start barking without seeing you and your dog they or go to the window of their houses to bark as you go by?
>> you and your dog they or go to the window of their houses to bark

Are you?
Are you drunk or as you memed, retarded?

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they protect us from order 66

>>32426589
Best dogs to shoot.

>>32432984
I like dogs. I dislike people who value dogs more than humans though. Faggots who say they would like kill someone for hitting a dog

I think people who say "doggos" are fucking subhumans

I saw a cute dog in the sidecar of a ww2 US motorcycle (dont know the name)

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When a fleshlight isn't enough anymore, there's always.....

>>32433260
yea people who think that way are feminists trapped inside men.

I don't like the idea of dogs being in danger, but I do find the idea of a "base pet" to be pretty cute.

As long as he doesn't get shot by some sand nigger for "offending his religion"

>>32426618
fpbp

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>>32433314

This guy knows whats up

>>32432923
talking about meds...

>>32433282
wow, your life must be hard

>>32426589
I think that using the word 'doggo' should be a bankable offense.
Fuck off, it's a fucking dog. D-O-G.

>>32432984
>wanting a pet that will unconditionally love you no matter what
Sounds clingy, no thanks.

>>32433260
I don't value dog lives over humans but people who hurt dogs don't deserve to live

>>32433402
>bankable offense
Oy vey!

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>>32430268
I had to put my battle buddy down today. Christmas a shit.

RIP Laika
Dec 24, 2003 - Dec 25, 2016

>>32437475
хopoший пёc <3

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>>32426589
Cute

>>32426589

ban assault doggos nobody needs that much doggo

>>32433260
I value all my property over your life, so don't fuck with it and there won't be a problem.

>>32430276
LONDON

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>>32438588
cпacибo, тoвapищ. я бyдy плaкaть cлeзaми вoдки для ee ceгoдня вeчepoм.

:(

>>32439079
блин я тoжe хoчy coбoчapy. я вceгдa хoтeл oвчapкy зaвиcти

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Combat doggos are very good

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Dogs need ear protection too. Tinnitus is ruff stuff!

>>32433314
>fleshlight

>>32437475
I'm sorry, Russbro (and I apologize if I have the wrong country). Looks like a fantastic doggo. I wish you all the best.

>>32438622
>AH NUUUUU

>>32426589
Kamikazee dogs should be a thing again.

>>32440699
You must be retarded.