Things your guns say after a day at the range.

>>32414088
Dunno. I generally leave them hot and dirty in their cases to wallow in their own filth until the next time I want to use them.

>At least use some lube before you fuck me

>>32414088
>cyyyyyyykkkkaaaaaa that's oчeнь хopoшo

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>>32414088
>why do you cry when you shoot me

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>>32414088
>Please oh god somebody help me, don't let him take me back there.. I-I'm a gun, why does he do this, at least destroy me pleeeaaase

>...Did you really have to pass me around to everyone at the range...?

>he shoots nice handloads in you and all I get is cheap steel case shoved up my ass
> yeah, but he shoots you so much more and I have to wear these stupid glasses

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>Ow...

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>>32414088
>"N-no! The brush is too big! It will never fit!"
>"Uuuwaaa~!"
>"It-it's inside me! Inside my barrel!"
>"I can f-feel it between all my rifling..."
>"Aaaaaahhhh~<3"
>"You're taking my slide off? But I eject from there!"
>"NO! NOT THEEeeeeeeerrrrreeee~<3"
>*Solvent dripping*
>"Ohhhhhh... So rough with me~!"

>>32419081
>plastic
cheap whore.

>>32419081
Kek

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DADDY GIVE ME CUMMIES

>submerge the parts in water to remove corrosive salts, nice
>now hes gonna use the solvent
>why am I suddenly drenched in cum?
If you tried mixing water and ballistol you would know

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>>32414088
Read this as:
>Things your guns say after the day of the rope.

>Why did that gun range look like a school?