what would you do if you suddenly had a FA uzi?

>>32399056
Shoot a Palestinian.

>>32399056
Tell no one and never shoot it

>>32399056
Notify the ATF.

>They shoot my dog anyway

>>32399056
Jizz my pants uncontrollably until I die of dehydration

>>32399056
Celebrate suddenly getting an Uzi

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>mfw i had the chance to get this for $1400

did i goof up lads?

>>32399056
Sell it

>hide it in the insulation in my attic
my father in law had to throw his overboard on his way back to the US in the early 80s after some guy go caught with a grenade... or so I have been told...

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>>32399111
Hate to break it to you fampai

>>32399146
what kind of jailtime are you looking at if you got caught with an uzi/grenade/anime stash?

>>32399109
Quite likely this, tbqh.

>>32399056
Buy some mags and head innadesert

Hide my dog and wait for my Anal Thrust Fisting

>>32399111
A select fire, or just a semi?

>>32399326
select fire via tor.

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>>32399056
>do the dinosaur
>Do pic related
>Realize is a god given gift from uncle sam's dissociative disorder

>>32399348
You goofed. IIRC even shit tier Mac 10s will set you back about 5k. How did you come upon such a deal?

>>32399348
should have bought it man

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>shoot said fa uzi
>in simi only

>>32399363
i was just messing with tor before silk road existed and encountered a local onion listing network for firearms. i wasn't too confident on how proxy networks worked at the time since i was like 12 but i was really hyped about getting my first uzi.

Assuming it's legal and I won't get my door kicked in by the ATF, I would probably shoot it a few times for fun, and then sell it for lods e mone

take it on a boating trip

>>32399376
Tbh, that might have been a scam or an ATF honeypot

>>32399056
"What Uzi?" I know not of hat you ask, what is this "uzi:" you inquire of?".

Perhaps you should converse whim my lawyers at the firm of "Says, and Go Fuckyorself".

>>32399389
i know, that's part of why i didn't get it. but that's not even the worst part. back then i first encountered bitcoins because that's the only way to buy shit through some of the sites and at the time they were $10 each. i had $2000.00 from a summer co-op working retail and i splurged it on other mundane shit. i should have bought the meme coins ;-;

if there's anything i can safely say, it's that don't let opportunities go to waste.

Turn it in to the proper authorities!

(Bury it in the back yard)

>>32399162

>what kind of jailtime are you looking at if you got caught with an uzi/grenade/anime stash?

They will shoot your dog, step on your hamster, and charge you $1,000,000 per second of video footage for the copyright infringement in a civil suit because nobody actually buys anime.

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>>32399672
I, uh, I buy anime.

If I really like it and see it out in the wild I throw down some dough on it.

>>32399069
fpbp

>>32399353
>do the dinosaur

?

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>>32399056

>>32399849
I want to buy those light novels when all of them get translated.

>>32399849
more like do her amirite

KICK A PALESTINIAN OFF HIS LAND

>>32400679
They've already all been translated. There's even a 10th anniversary hardcover book that contains every single light novel on amazon.

>>32399389

Most illegal firearms and explosives on DNMs are FBI honeypots.

>oh yeah, send me the BTC/money and I'll send you this Uzi in parts to your home address, my man.

>>32400297

Keep the hood safe, H.

Time to go boating, I hear mr ATF coming

Leave stuffed dogs as distraction

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>>32401114
k3k

>>32399056
>go innawoods
>scatter birdfeed
>dive sideways through the birds while firing uzi one handed

>>32399056
lose it in a lake

Keep it but probably never be able to fire it due to the restrictions on ammo.

shoot up a school
shoot up a mall
shoot up a hospital
shoot up a cinema

just american things desu

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>>32401114
>leave stuffed dogs as a distraction

>>32399056
>Sell it
>Wait for Hugh's repeal
>Buy an FA Uzi

>>32400679
I have most of the translated books in pdf
you can find them online if you look hard enough or I can do an upload for you
I would still recommend you buy them to support the author though

>>32401642
Fuck yeah
Make sure youscream someones name while you do it
>TETSUOOOOOO

Buy more 9mm or if I'm lucky .45acp

>>32400283
I'm guessing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

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>>32399056
Become Akari

>>32399056
Might be getting a UC-9 registered as a pistol, so I can just pick up the short barrel. Comes with a custom-made bag and three mags.
Worth it?

>>32404854
$600

>>32399348
> via for

Almost certainly was a scam

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>>32399056
> suddenly

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>>32399056
If by suddenly, you mean 7 years ago.

>>32406104
>wood stock

My man

>>32406104
>>32406121
see now this is what im talking about
thats functional

>>32405977
or the feds hungry for some vergin butt

>>32404606
>gun looks like mini or micro uzi because dimensions
>in comparison to her it is sized like a real uzi
is she super smol or did noguns japan just not use the correct model uzi

Is a semi Uzi pointless? I want one just because they look cool and fuck the Palestinians.

Is the Uzi much better than a Mac (if both are semi). Mac clones go for $400 but the only cheap Uzi's are .22LR. Anything in 9mm or .45 are asking around 1k.

>>32399069
Fpbp sexy digits confirm

>>32401084
I really want send illegal gun parts to people I hate. And better yet to the guy who lets his dog bark at 3am.

How hard would it be to assemble an Uzi from parts kits? How much could I expect to spend. I saw that Apex had some kits for $130ish.

>>32399056
I don't know, sell it probably. FA is over rated as fuck for anything but having fun. One thing I remember well is the first time I picked up a real Uzi at a gunshow, I was shocked at how heavy that thing was.

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>>32400297

>>32407385
I own a .22 Uzi, it's fun and cheap to shoot, it tends to jam though if you don't take good care of it and clean it

>>32407409
the hardest part will be the reciever

>>32407348
micro. And she is pretty small.