Yur in da club n this guy smacks ur gurl's ass what do you do?

>>32398060
Suck his dick

Slap in the face with a gauntlet. Then we square up duel, I fucking mag dump. Get fucked you primitive screwhead

>>32398070
Can't there's a cod piece

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>>32398060
Gutshot him with my Super Blackhawk .44 magnum.

>>32398060
>Hit him over the head with a bar stool.
>Bitch can't get up in his armor.
>Stomp his chest in

Throw a white glove in his direction and call him a plebeian as I challenge him to a jousting match

>>32398078
Did i ask you for fucking excuses? Or did i ask you to fellate that knight?

>>32398060
He gets my FS-dagger through his eyeslits.

>>32398060
Tell him he's a faggot and that he'll never have the adventures C-3PO did.

>>32398060
Turn on the giant Fucking magnet and fuck his butt, then as I cum deeply in his asshole have my woman pronounce him sir sissylot and let the bar go ham at his fuckhole and then steal his gold.

>>32398060
pull out my rune scimmy and wreck his scrub steel wearing ass all the way back to lumby.

>>32398154

I like this idea.

Douse him in vodka and light him on fire, then point and laugh while he tries to roll the fire out in plate mail. Turpentine +1 asshole.

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>>32398094
>cant get up in his armor
If youre saying that because of the armor, not being dazed after taking Head-On's new Bar stool line, it's actually a lot more flexible than you'd think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc

>>32398060
Ask if he wants to help me take Jerusalem

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>>32398235
I've seen worse.

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>>32398060
go outside and kill his horse

enjoy walking home, metal cockfag

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>>32398060
Get the crossbow

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>>32398135
lel

I slap his ass so hard his armor rings like a mother fucker and his ear's bleed. Then I yell in his ear, the sound grows stronger as it travels through his suit over and over. He falls to the ground.....I rape him

>>32398060
This is /k.

Shoot him of course.

Shoot him with an arqeubus, obviously.

>>32398060
Pull out my compact Arquebus/Handgonne, light it's match-cord and shoot him in the chest.

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>Pic related
Watch as it booms back and forth and puts his head through the wall.

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>>32398060
Yur in da gurl n this ass smacks ur guy's club

do what you do

>>32398060
Nothing, my gurl will sodomize him with her long, girthy feminine penis for the indignity he put upon her.

Revert to my ancestral instincts due to years of my people being cucked by knights/dudes in fancy armor.

Which means I get naked, scream, and charge him with a spear I widdled out of a pool cue in the bathroom.

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>>32398060
microwave gun
horrific hilarity ensues

>>32401617
>duke_nukem3d.exe

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>>32398060
Call security, tell them I'm Vincent, sic them on the tin man, sit back with drink and watch

>>32398060
Taser him

>Shoot him once with my Ruger 10-22.
The bullet will enter his armor and bounce around near infinity and scramble his organs.

>>32404052
That's pretty fucking clever anon.

>>32401617
no such thing as pain without injury

>>32404132
Ever rub Icey Hot on your junk?

>>32398060
slay him with a flanged mace

>>32404139
The injury is psychological

Throw 20lbs of neodymium magnets at him.

Good luck getting them all off cockfag.

Nothing because I don't have a girl

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>>32398060
Purge the Holy Land of Muslim Scum.


AVE NEX ALEA!

:^)

>>32404425
>literally cooking him in his suit with a giant microwave

Are you some kind of special stupid? Are your parents inbred mexicans or possibly middle eastern? Or are you just dicking around.

If either one, neither are funny.

>>32398060
dump my pocket spiders into his neck joint

>>32398060
Trip him over and sit on him. Good luck getting back up.

>>32401617
But anon, the microwaves would be reflected off the armor

>Implying any of us even have real girlfriends

>>32404995
Actually, you might get some plasma arcs on the metal contact points, spot welding his armor into one inflexible cast.

On that note, I wonder what those microwave crowd control rays do to small metal items and electronics.

>>32398060
Shoot him in the fucking face.

>>32404996
I have lots of girlfriends they just don't know it yet. But one day I will show them.

>>32398600
underrated

>>32398060
Start hitting his helm with a couple of spoons while staying out of his field of vision and screeching about hearts

>>32405010
Heat them up and fry them.

>>32401385
get arrested by the navy

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Slap him with this dank meme

>>32398060
I kick him flat on his ass and then stick a knife in his face and demand a ransom.

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>>32398060
i call my lads

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>>32398060
shoot him with my military style high velocity crossbow