lax standards for dogs

>>32395553
Hope you remember to shave your neckbeard today.

>>32395586
First off, I don't have a neckbeard, and secondly, if I did, he could get off his fat ass and shave himself.

>>32395553
>Dog gasmask.
>Human gasmask.
>Different species.
Anon dog masks work differently than human ones.

>>32396167
Your speciesist rhetoric disgusts me. How do you suppose the operating principles between dog and human masks differ?

>>32395553
Go home /an/ you're drunk.

Maybe it's because the disconnect between bare skin and hair versus more compactable and all encompassing fur.

Maybe they put a grease or something that helps seal.

>>32396236
Because chemical/biological weapons that may be deadly to humans might not necessarily be deadly to canines.

>>32395553
How would that even keep the dog safe?

Like, Is there some devilmagic that causes doggo masks to create a perfect seal even with fur in the way?

Do they just fucking rub tar around the edges to gum up the fur?

>>32396296
Drunk? Fuck off, I'll fucking fight you. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend my sobriety, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender.

>>32396312
Old school firefighters used to put petroleum jelly in their beards to make their SCBAs fit, but that's not allowed anymore. Not sure if it actually didn't work or if it was just too easy to fuck up a Vaseline seal.

>>32396350
That wouldn't change the mask-to-skin seal, only what's in the actual filter. The question is more >>32396356

>>32396358
Kommen Sie zurück in die Zeitmaschine Winston

>>32396435
https://youtu.be/lW6jW9y59JY

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I agree.

>>32397997
That mustache might fit under your gas mask better if you shaved it to be a bit more narrow.

a bigger question is how a dog gas mask would even be helpful
the whole point of a dog is it's nose and for it to bite people
if you put a mask on it that filters the air it breathes it can't smell things and it also can't bite people
why would you even do this

>>32398110
So your dog doesn't die during the gas attack and can bite people and smell things later.
You know you aren't supposed to wear the mask all the time right? I would be extremely impractical.

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>>32398170
>would be extremely impractical

>>32398110
Masks are scary and dogs are scary so masked dogs are a big hit to enemy morale.

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this has become war dog thread.

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>>32399643
It was always a war dog thread, /k/omrade, as well as a "How in the fuck do wardog masks get a good seal?" thread.

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>>32400182
Like this.

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>>32402967
THAT'S NOT A WAR SEAL! SHOW ME YOUR WAR SEALS!

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Doggo please remove exit bag, we love you. Please don't an hero.