What kind of gun should I buy my stepdad for his birthday to

A pink glawk fowty

>>32390451
get him a hi point

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>>32390451
A .22 revolver

>>32390451
u tryna fuck ur own mom r sumthin

>>32390451
>buying things for step parents
the nigger banging your mom ain't your dad, he doesn't get a present.

>>32390451
Id say buy that nigga a highpoint but thats just insulting.

>buy him a highpoint

>>32390514
Well, this is /k/ after all

one of those little bolt action .22s

>>32390521
Something you want to share with the rest of the class, anon ?

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>>32390451

He'll be the town laughing stock.

>>32390451
How old is baby sis?

I just got divorced. I might want to marry into your family so an asshole buys me a gun.

>>32390451
A Taurus Curve.

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make sure it's the .380
perfectly fine gun but so sparkly

>>32390521
>/pol/fag detected

>>32390497
>>32390535
>>32390588
If a Hi Point bolt action rifle in .22s exists get him that.

>>32390664
Suck my dick you're too short for my sis

>>32390451
ladysmith

Beretta nano

>>32390797
I'm 6'1.

Don't be a hater. If she isn't at least 8 too young anyway.

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Hot Pink Cobra 22 Derringer

>>32390451
If you have a stepdad, you're already the emasculated one.

>>32390451
Pepper spray

>>32390451
How about you spend that money on some therapy instead, because it's obvious you have some deep-seated emotional issues you should be working out.

>>32390451
Just fucking rape him.

It will express your dominance on a primal level.

>>32390451
If you actually want to buy him something that isn't completely insulting or typical (like a hipoint or a dinky .22), maybe something blackpowder like a cheap colt navy 1851. Cabela's has one on their site for $200. Completely obsolete and tactically useless. I think that would exert some dominance imo.

A ruger bodyguard. 380

>>32390466
Right idea wrong pistol.

Any pink .22 pistol. Nothing bigger than .25acp!

>>32392856
With a laser

>>32392861
With a ankle holster

>>32392847
>Completely obsolete and tactically useless.
i disagree. a 45 caliber lead slug coming out of a black powder pistol will still ufck you up real bad.
just because a weapon is outdated does NOT make it useless

>>32390451
Something that will look nice in the room he fucks your mom in

>>32390694
/k/ is the hamfist of /pol/

Learn your place

>>32390451
A nerf gun, or one of those cheap-ass squirtguns.

>>32392878
Also in pink

Red ryder and make sure to tell him about shooting his eye out

Dragon dildo.

>>32391866
Pretty much this, unless this >>32392763

>>32393042
fug off my man no one likes u

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>>32390451
Anschutz .22. "woodchucker" boys rifle. It's literally designed for children. (what i learned to shoot with as a wee lad) For added emotional damage: include a note implying you got it for him because you think he doesn't know how to shoot.

>>32397401
This is the bed you made. Lie in it.

>>32390451
You live with your stepdad? And you think you're dominant?

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>>32390451
Lady smith

>>32390451
Well I got my Dad a kel tec. Not to emasculate him though. He's somewhat anti gun so I wanted to test the waters with a cheap pistol.

>>32397473

I was given one at 8 and still have it.

Does this mean I am a manchild?

Pls no.

>>32390451
Buy him a rape whistle and include a note.

>you might be needing this later ;-)

>>32393042
This board worships Dragon dildos
Fuck off back to /pol/

>>32390451
a water pistol

>>32390451
Get him whatever and sign the card "your wife's son"

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>>32399194
pic related

OP, get your dad a can cannon.

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>>32390588
>>32390451
>>32390736

>to emasculate him show him that I'm the dominant one of the house
Another Mexican

>>32390818
>>32390797
He wants to culturally enrich your family.

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>>32390451

>What kind of gun should I buy my stepdad for his birthday to emasculate him show him that I'm the dominant one of the house

Any gun will do so long as you use it to rape him at gun point.

You guys are looking at this the wrong way.

Get him an S&W 500. Firing that shit will make anybody feel like a bitch, and all you gotta do is suck it up for a few shots and make it look like it's not kicking your ass when you go out and shoot it.

>>32390451

You've already lost, Anon.

If you buy him a gun, any gun, it'll still be fun to use.

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>>32390672
>tfw I kinda want someone to buy me a curve
shit look fun yo

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>>32393042

>>32393042
>/pol/ believes this
We unironically hate you. Everyone unironically hates you. Back to containment

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>>32390451
>can afford to buy entire family guns for Christmas
>apparently still lives at home

>>32401778
I'm in the same boat, never saw the point of moving out until I either get married or my job takes me out of my home town

>>32398213
Fuck no, never sell your first gun. Keep it to pass down to your kids.

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>>32401559
>ftfy

>>32393042
>/pol/tard being retarded.
big shock there. fuck off back to your own board faggot. we's proud degenerates here.

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>>32402013

>>32390451
Fragile Masculinity: The Post

this is why we need feminism :^)

>>32393042
why would we want to be your hamfist when we can spend that valuable time shooting pigeons and ramming dragon dildos up our asses?

>>32390521
sorry, but some dads are absolute scumbags, unless you're going to actually say with a straight face that your biological dad who beat your mother and sold drugs and killed all relationship with friends and family to be superior to a step parent who is respectful and knows what role they fill.

>>32390451
> going to Range with ol man
> pulling in to park with an ambulance rolls up
> Emt practically falling out of back door as it swings open
> They rush in and I follow behind them
> some retard bought his father and himself matching guns
> old man shot himself in the leg and hit the bone ( is what was assumed on scene)
> pistol range closed while they clean up biohazardous material
> I brought my AR
>*sigh of relief*