Post your everyday experiences that feel like weapons
Slide bolts
Replacing batteries
Soda can storage
Opening a pop can
>>32383830
I literally can't think of anything you haven't posted yet but these are pretty funny.
Good thread is good.
>>32383849
This. I'd always load the tv remote like a shotgun when I was a kid and I still do.
inserting battery into drill = loading a handgun
Using the impact wrench feels like I'm behind the 249.
putting the batteries in the xbox360 controller feels like im reloading a db shotgun
also, this is one of the few times where OP isn't a faggot
>>32383856
>having a fridge full of sugary shit is a normal everyday experience
>>32384011
>>32383849
> that feel when swapping big ass laptop battery
>>32384014
Not the guy, but I live in a country where stuff is crazy expensive (and not getting any better), so I buy my soda pop from abroad in packs of 96 at a time to save money on that. That said, I couldn't possibly fit it all into the fridge together with the other stuff I keep there, so I'll keep it in the cold cold stairway down to the basement.
Whenever I move anything with a crane, I like to imagine I'm loading armaments into a fighter plane.
I can't be the only one
When pulling out the phone I usually place my index finger on the unlock button so it unlocks while it's in the air. Some cops get a bit nervous seeing this being done quickly.
Precision lathes
Satellite maps on Google Earth
Packed bus rides
>>32383830
When I water plants in my yard with the garden hose I feel like I'm using a flame thrower against some damn dirty japs
10/10 thread
Good laugh in the morning. Thanks guys.
wtf is this normie shit
Inserting drill bits