/K/aveman General

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>>32379059
>not using better coltar spears

me kill better with rock
no need of pointy stiks
give urg one reason to own assault stik
ONE REASON

is .22pebble good for cave defense?

are atlatls legal yet?

>>32379135
.22 pebble best
Bounce inside nig clan head and break spirit

>>32379148
OP here Atlatl's are legal in my tribe

>Tfw have to pay Elder of the Hook Nose tribe 20 animal hides to own Short Handled spear
Hook Noses at it again.

>>32379170
hook nose clan here. you deserve mate eaten by bigtooth cat.

>>32379170
Get knife
Put longer stick on handle
Make hole in stick, put strip of hide through
If any one ask how you have short spear but not pay hide you say it not spear it knife with wrist brace

>>32379199
>you deserve mate eaten by bigtooth cat.
How can be eaten by bigtooth cat if you hunt all them?

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Huag Klaug spears best... pay many skins for good spear!

>>32379161
>tribe elders keep saying
>why do you need atlatl?

You lucky savage

use rock brand rock. Never break like silly sharp stick.

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>>32379059
Dianne Feinstone want to take Grikk spear away. Feinstone say Grikk don't NEED spear.

>>32379059

This is the gayest noguns thread ever, /K/ is truly dead

>obsidian fag
>relevant

>>32379383
you might say....it went extinct
>puts on obsidian face hole coverings

>>32379383
It always used to be like this. When did you become such a bitter faggot?

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>>32379323
is that supposed to be a realistic interpretation of what prehistoric humans look like or that that just an aboriginal

>>32379323
Gubgub say Grikk and Gubgub go throw spear in Dianne eye.

>>32379457
its wearing a khaki shirt

>>32379457
I thought aboriginies were the closest thing to cavemen

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>>32379457
>>32379467
Holy fuck I actually thought it was a make-up job for a TV show.

>>32379383
Bitter nofuns !

>>32379486
they are

>I live in cave for 12 years
>Last rainy season black-with-big-lips clan move in next cave
>Make ooga booga noise all night and leave bones in front of cave
>All rabbit skins disappear in middle of night
What do?

Chief Trugh will lift the ban on Siberian Moose bones

>>32381862
Sacrifice to moon god by kill with 45 pebble each

Me find way to throw many rocks in one hand for cheap but scared rocks will damage cave walls. Are smaller rocks good for defend caves?

>>32379170
me no like big nose tribe, want put big nose tribe in cave with death wind

>>32384168
Damage cave walls is myth. Use REAL FUCKIN' PANGAEA. No see or hear after, but better than be dead.

>>32379265
>living in tribe of berry pickers
Move to real tribe with moree hunters
Get atlatl

>>32381862
Call tribe elder they take care of it
Or sacrifice to moon god

Umbaba have long and narrow hide with a pouch in the middle, hold both ends one hand, put rock in the pouch and start swing, can hit wolf from long, Umbaba call slingshot, cavebro buy?

>>32379161
>Atlatl dangerous!
Atlatl dangerous!

If miss then Atlatl go through many fingers of cave wall!

>he notrock
Berry picker as fuck

>>32379383
>Berry picker pls go

>>32384605
Shotsling gud, use big rock to hunt wolf. Use some small rock to hunt buck. Use many very small pebble to kill feathery flyer things.

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found this ug in abandon cave with others ug
wath ogg do

>>32379383
Hooknose tribe go back to New-Cave-Big-place- with-many-tribesmen.

>>32384822
Umbaba think is of hook nose clan, but long-pointy-ear -clan far where is cold help make, if Ogg allright with hook nose stick, Ogg keep, if not, Umbaba give 50 wolf pelt

>>32384822
Be gift of moon god. Stolen by Hook nose people. Hunt Hook nose tribe with spear of Moon god.

>>32384822
Quit drawing fish food on my cave walls, dung artist.

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/K/avemen. Tribe find big rock. Is sign of spirits?

Stick-sharpener say that rock bad because of rock-leg. Is he secret hook nose tribe?

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>>32379059
>Sig Saurus
overprice made by hook nose tribe in mountains.

Better trade for Grock, made by tribe to the east of mountain hook nose tribe. Fat'ah carry Grock 19 as first and Grock 26 on ankle. Black Grock has much better penetration than white colored rock that throws spark. Spark rock is for fire. Leave spark rock in burial cave with bones of ancestors. No need for weapon of spark rock any more.

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>>32384865
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32379323
Feinstone is berrypicker. What when bear come at you when taking dump? Or worse, dark skin tribe from south?

>>32384918
Cave painting related. My Grock 26. Save me from being eaten by dark skin tribe.

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>>32384961

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>>32379269

Enjoy many missing fingers

>>32385074
you dumb ark skin tribe. you throw river rock in big fire and wait.

>>32385085
He not Dark Skin. Dark skin have rock with sharp point very high.

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Just get stick. Stick good. Whack shit with stick and then eat it.

If stick break, you then have two stick.

>>32379059
Hook nose merchant is selling Mosugg Nugugg rock for 20 wolf pelts. Says it is rare relic from cave war two. Is it worth it?

>>32385511
if is of pointy-ear tribe from cold far land is worth, if is of boat tribe, beat hook nose with stick and take Mosugg Nugugg rock

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>>32379059

do nogg ever mad if cave painting show hand on spear when ungabunga not ready to throw?