Please post all the edited versions of this meme pls

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>>32373811

>>32373811
Sick meme bro

>>32373811
Dat trigger discipline tho...

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>>32373811
saved

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>>32373811
i could never understand what shes doing wrong.... is she stuffing what looks like mag in her bra or something?

>>32373811
What are we looking at here?

>>32373850
female recruit

Why does your meme ignore the fact that the barrel of her rifle is pointing up at her gut?

>>32373811
She's a medic; you expected otherwise?

>>32373850
>barrel of rifle pointed at gut, leaning under plate carrier
>barrel of pistol pointed at self
>pulling pistol mag from behind plate carrier

Do I need to go on?

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This is my battle buddy. I'm training her to become a weapon.

>>32373859
Is she pointing a pistol at her stomach and pulling a magazine from her bra to load it? It's hard to tell from the picture, my first few glances it just looks like shes holding a spare rifle barrel and stashing a mag in her bra

>>32373884
I can't actually tell what is in her left hand, that's why I'm confused, is it a gun turned sideways or a spare barrel to a rifle?

>>32373888
see>>32373884
also her uniform is looking a bit out of order

>>32373891
It's an M9. Held by the slide pointing into her stomach.

>>32373887
Border collie? 100% adorable.

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>>32373894
I guess I didn't catch it at first because I'm a woman too.

Guess this proves women are incompetent and unfit to serve in the military.

Does someone have the "knife hands internally" version? The one OP posted is weak as fuck.

>>32373908
It's a cherrypicked photo, but the argument it implies isn't without merit. It's always been possible for women to preform well in combat roles, it's just highly unlikely given the circumstances.

>>32373908
>women are incompetent and unfit to serve in the military
Women are perfectly suitable for pencil-pushing jobs in the military.

>>32373929
Always gotta have a supply clerk that fucks the whole unit...for morale reasons

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>>32373929
>tfw when the only good clarks we've had were males
>weve had a lot more female clarks than male clarks

>>32373940
It's honestly much worse when they get deployed overseas.
>Pack your shit folks, we gotta let the females have their own quarters because the higher-ups don't trust us to be decent human beings.
>No I don't care if it's bullshit and that this is a combat zone now go dig the ladies latrines while I go kiss ass.

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>>32373916
Here you go, pham.

>>32373996
I still dont get what the fucks happening in this picture, can you explain?

>>32374506
Just fucking leave then cause it's been said 10 different ways

OH SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FLASHLIGHT

WHAT THE FUCK

>>32373964
The higher-ups are still underestimating the problem. I've known two females that served and they were opposites. One was an insane fucking redhead that was stationed in Okinawa and still got discharged. The other was a supply truck driver that was actually really nice but kind of hopelessly clumsy and lost.

>>32373844
She's got her M9 pointed at her, gripping the barrel and her carbine's barrel is sticking under her PC.

All in front of a
>captain
>sergeant
>general

>>32373859
>>32373881
>>32373894
>>32374694
>>32374982
How can you tell she's a recruit or a medic? All i see is what I presume is a unit patch.

>>32375339
Cadeucus on the left arm.

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>>32375390
Thank you kind anon. In return please except my rarest of memes.

>>32373887
2 cute to be a weapon.

>>32375405
Np. Thanks for the meme.

>>32373908
>I'm a woman too.
Poast feminine benis or GTFO.

>>32373908
TIIIIITTSSS
SHOW ME YOUR TTTIIIIIIIIIITTS

>>32375482
He doesn't have any.

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So is the meme not knowing what's going on or are people really just that fucking stupid?

>>32373852
that would be funny if you hadn't misspelled it

>>32374506
>I never served in the military

>>32377242
Are you retarded?

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>This fuck is allowed to be in the military
>My country is practically prohibited from owning firearms
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>32377282
well I was 11B....

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>>32374982
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A FUCKING TWO STAR GENERAL! I never noticed because I was always focused on the sergeant's death glare!

>>32373996
this is the best one

>>32374982
Not that anon, but I never noticed the rifle before. And frankly never considered the pistol on its own a big deal, assuming it was unloaded.

>a general
Also that makes it a bigger deal than it would normally be too. You're supposed to have your shit together when the top brass is watching.

>>32373908
Tits of gtfo

>>32374506
GIT

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>>32373811
Now find her rifle

>>32373887
adorable and with ice blue
8/8 m8

>>32373884
her fingers not on the trigger and keeping the magazines under her body armor insures they do not get damaged in the firefight

>>32373811
Almost as annoying as when they give you your spoon/fork while holding it on the wrong place

>>32373908
Tits or gtfo

Sorry, board culture

>>32373811
SAUCE and story behind all of this?

>>32382333
female officer is flagging herself with her m9, and m16 propped up barrel into her gut, as she is stuffing an m9 mag into her cleavage.

other than that, infinite other things that make her look dicked up. ruck is loose, straps flailing around unsecured like a bag of ass, etc.

2 star general is staring in disbelief
MSG is holding back the burning rage of 10 thousand knifehands
CPT is probably having her suck his dick for promotion brownie points

basically females are bad at army and none of the males there can do to her what they would if she were male

>>32373996
Classic.

Also, the fact that nurses are officers has always fucking blown my mind.

She's not a full MD -- otherwise she wouldn't be coming it at 21 and a 2LT

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>>32382368
NO no. I get what the image is, but i want to know where it comes from. Who took the pictures and where were they published originally?

>>32382368
If she were a man she would have been smoked so hard

>>32382443
No idea, but thinking logically it was probably someone else packing too much rank to witness such bullshit, but had a phone.

Or someone reporting for the Army press.

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>>32373859

Take a closer look at pic related and then here... >>32373996

... she isn't recruit, she is an officer.

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>>32377251
>thank for cervix

>>32373908
Hehe, it's an easy thing to miss, don't sweat it.

I personally think that women excel in the military (or whatever they turn their hands to), in fact tis a great thing to have female soldiers.

Please let me know what you think and you can contact me on [email protected]. We can just chat and stuff, maybe something more serious, no pressure, and don't worry I'll be the one in the kitchen!

Holy fuck I never realized what was so wrong about this images, I though she was holding a flashlight but that's a fucking handgun what a fucking moron

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I don't know, I give women the benefit of a doubt when I see these images of them doing stupid shit. You know how it goes, when a woman fucks up its because she's a woman but when a man fucks up its just him being a fuck up, proportions of male fuck ups to women, etc.

>>32373811
You are missing the fact that she has her service rifle with the muzzle pointing right into her stomach

>>32373996
>>32383318

Jesus fuck

>>32383826
I've seen plenty of videos of women being expert marksmen just as I seen videos of them fucking up.
I find it to be just as much of a mixed bag in person as well.

It's about the same ratio of competence/incompetence with men. However, since men tend to be much stronger and have more stamina, a stupid as fuck man is more likely to be more useful than a stupid as fuck woman.
I think a lot of it depends on how a woman is raised.