How do we guarantee nuclear war?

>>32370155
Elect Hillary Clinton as president.
Oh wait

>>32370155
Start it.

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lurking

>>32370155
Let Rick Perry manage the nuclear weapons stockpile, oh wait.

>>32370155
take me to the gay bar

and we'll start a nuclear war

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If you survived, how long would you be the 'nice guy'?

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Is snake taming a useful skill for post civilisation?

>>32370273
Probably longer than I should, because I'd inevitably be in denial of the apocalypse and keep thinking civilization was going to come back.

>>32370333
>taming valuable protein

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>>32370509
i got some valuable protein for ya ;)

>>32370166
Fund it.
Oh wait

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>>32370155
All we need is a mutiny on a sub.
hm.....

CALLING ALL SQUIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
CALLING ALL SQUIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGAMAGAMAGA!!!!!!

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>>32370245
10/10

Fly an american jet into the kremlin, killing putin. At the same time, release nerve gas at a gathering of chinese higher ups.

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>>32370273
I'd be ready to kill any mother fucker
Suddenly every person is desperate and there's no repercussions for anyone's actions?
Welcome to thunder dome

Tell China to annex Alaska for the lulz before taking it back.

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>>32370573
Maybe we can dock

>>32370663
Subtle.

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>>32370649
i like your style anon.

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>>32370155
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is down two blocks that way

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>>32370810
>implying quick and easy access to your weapon for mid-battle 'action' is not tacticool

>>32370573
Needs a ports-shitter model to go with it

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>>32370333
I'd like to see you try to tame this snake

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>>32371301

>>32370655
>closet homo fantasy of removal of all social norms
>barbarism
Even when desperate, there's still people who are the good guys. They stand out from all the desperate shitters and people recognise them as better.
In fact, it's in times of desperate trouble that these people are able to shine, they are all around you now, working in shitty service industry jobs, just getting by.
Only manchildren want the world simplified by devastation, face it, in a post-collapse setting, most of you would be serving drinks in a fortress somewhere, wearing a dress with your achilles tendons cut.

>>32370273
I'm sure my generosity would get me killed.

>>32370273
Until the bad guys are already dead.

>>32370155
Invent robust missile defense. That will bring back great power war, and great power war will lead to nuclear exchange.

Hack the computer that controls the missile launch and fire away.

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>>32371633
amen

Came here to post this
>>32370166

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>>32370193
>department of Energy
>nuclear stockpile
What?

>>32372064
Why is this so hot...

>>32370273
probably just help out women/kids. If they're traveling with a husband/boyfriend/males in general, I'll probably frag them and take the puss for myself.

>>32372064
During the cold war the department of energy took on the role of managing the country's nuclear waste and atomic weapon stockpile. Its basically there to manage everything nuclear related. Nearly all previous department heads have doctorates in nuclear physics and chemistry, Perry has a bachelors in animal science which is basically the study of animal husbandry.

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>>32372098

woa

>>32370155
Shoot down one of those russian jets in Syria. At least part of their of army is probably literally waiting for it and will be retaliating in minutes.

>>32372408
Russians are dumb, but they won't escalate that quickly.

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>>32370273
I don't know man, I played a lot of Day Z and I felt bad killing people that were friendly in THAT, I really don't know if I could just murder and rob random people in real life. Maybe if I was really desperate, but I would more than like try to befriend them instead. I probably wouldn't last long because of this. I'm too trusting of people.

>>32372121

Noice. You're the kind of man I'd exterminate.

>>32372064
Source?
Are there more like this?

>>32370155
it's already guaranteed. nukes are invented, it will happen eventually, just a question of when. in our lifetimes? probably not. but within the next 1,000 years? i can guarantee it

get a really sharp knife and swing really hard to split the oxygen atoms. Move to different country and repeat

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>>32371512
Do i look kawaiii yet anon kun?

>>32372521
>I'll find you

>>32370155
Let hillary steal the election

we give North Korea another decade to finish making an atomic weapon. They're almost catching up to 1950's tech.

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>>32372064
>There is a skeleton inside you right now

>>32371658
This looks familiar. What is it?

t.bostonian

>>32370333
It is if you're a woman.

>>32371658
WAIT THAT PLACE WAS/IS REAL

>just exploring the Glowing Sea
>stumble on a fucking pyramid
>get spooped

>>32372064
60% of the DoE's budget involves the manufacture of nuclear weapons and stockpile management.

In the US, nuclear weapons are 'owned' by the DoE. The military just borrows them.

>>32370155
you do realize that rubber tires will be dust after 10 years and all refined gas goes bad in 2-3 years.

>>32370155
Elect Donald Trump as president.
Oh wait

>>32375784
go watch the 2nd movie again, ya dingus!

>>32375718
oh yea, it was the only anti-ICBM site ever made.
glowing sea FTW

>>32370810
No but seriously, who was in the wrong here?

>>32372064
Wait, he should enter up her butthole, not her vagoo.

>>32375876
Who?

>>32371512
You watch too much tv.

>>32373962
>>32375718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeguard_Program

>>32377294
In my opinion it was dark vanholme as he was being clearly obnoxious, but legally I think the other guy would be the one charged with a crime.

>>32370193
>Rick Perry
>mfw I'm trying to figure out where I remember that name from
>mfw I go to google
>mfw it's the fuckin' cowboy who thought wearing glasses would make people think he's smart

>>32372152
>Perry has a bachelors in animal science which is basically the study of animal husbandry.
Somehow I'm not surprised.

>>32372152
>Nearly all previous department heads have doctorates in nuclear physics and chemistry, Perry has a bachelors in animal science which is basically the study of animal husbandry.
>>32379110

To be fair animal science at A&M requires like 10 chemistry courses.

It's an extremely science-heavy major.

>>32379167
That does actually reassure me somewhat.

>>32370273
>nice guy
>implying I'll ever be the "Nice guy"

Desu when shtf I can consider myself one of those fallout bandits\raiders, minus the chems and drinking. I'm going on a raping, pillaging spree and will literally shoot anyone I don't know.

>inb4 le edgy xDD

>>32380287
>>32373579
they capture you alive
teams are always op in fights

>>32370166
FPBP

>>32379167
Even if it was a fairly science heavy major it still isn't anywhere closed to the previous department heads, as they had doctorates in chem, and nuclear physics, hell one had a Nobel prize for his work. Perry's the kind of guy who'd wear glasses in an attempt to look smarter, in fact he did.

>>32380640
>Nobel prizes
>meaning anything
Regardless it's obvious Trump's plan is hydrocarbons, Perry is just there to rubberstamp new oil wells and deregulate.