>Someone asks me what I want for Christmas >All I want are funs

just say gander mtn. Gift cards and buy funs there

>your family not being comfortable with buying you an American gift on an American holiday
>inb4 not ameriburgef

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I too only want firearms and firearm accessories for Christmas

I just want a lathe so I can make chamber reamers and turn barrels and shit. Fucking Southend only making small lathes

All I want for Christmas is to be able to satisfy my wife.

Guess I'm out of luck.

>>32369444
fuck women

>>32369451
my wife bought me a Norinco m305 and a 24 gun safe for christmas. Women are great

>>32369464
looks like I need a new wife

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>>32369223
>Being young enough and not your own man where people ask you that

>>32369223
>>32369614

In my family, if you're over 18, you probably won't get a gift, because it's supposed to for kids.

>funs

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>>32369646
Exactly.

When you're an adult you get a gift when your parents die. It's called inheritance.

All I want for christmas is to not deal with endless medical issues.

And guns

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>>32369444
Dude, don't you know how to make her squirt? It's easy and only requires two fingers. Look it up, after she literally explodes you will be thanking me and she will thank you.

>>32369870

Oh I know the two-finger method. No good for me. She's crazy into it after a while but eventually she tells me to stop because she says her canal gets too tender and starts to hurt.

>>32369870
Are her panties bulging. Its a man isn't it.

>>32370167

Nah, that's a mons pubis or "mound of Venus" that's been kept very well-fed with plenty of soy products.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis

>>32370212
not like I would know what that looks like.

>>32369291
Check scrapyards for Laythes. There's a massive laythe being sold at my local one for 300 bucks. It's probably a century old and looks it, but with the rust cleaned up it'd work fine. Only reason I haven't bought it is I have nowhere to put it.

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>mfw my dad got me a trigger for christmas

>>32369451
That's what I'm trying to do, anon.

>>32372643
hey it could be worse, don't look a gift horse in the mouth

>>32369223
If you're not comfortable asking your family and friends for guns, consider finding a hobby. I was the same, but then I got into scale modeling. Its fairly affordable from a gift giving perspective.