/k/ Patch Thread

>>32364320
Trillz is a twink

>>32363835
Used
Up
MC
Slut

>>32363833
You're the first person to think it looks bad

>>32364370
Looks nice, when might the KS sample come in?

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Just got a sample in for the comfy patch, we like it?

>>32364377
I'm pretty sure they'll get me one by Tuesday.

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>>32364377
In fact they already gave me one, but for some reason it was only 1", so I told them to fix that.

Al though they might've just fucked up while making the visual.

>>32364396
Nice, can't wait for that, it's a small reference that normies will think it's just a regular heart, and not a game that I cried my eyes out.

>>32364413
Is that not going to be 1x1

>>32364413
That's really tiny and really cute.

>>32364413
people already said they'd be fine with a mini, senpai
Minis have a charm all their own

>>32364427
>>32364428
they're gonna be 2x2, I think a 1x1 micro would be cool, but I prefer a 2x2

>>32364396
10/10

>>32364444
Ah, wouldn't mind micro myself. Would have potentially put it onto jacket pocket.

>tru spec combat shirt
neck yourself poorfag

>>32364320
This picture is going to end up on MSNBC or CNN with the tagline that alt-right militas forming up across the US

>>32364478
I'd give out a heartily kek if I ever see Trllz wear muh design on TV.

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>>32364478

>>32364478
That would be glorious and would get them more ridicule than they already receive.

>>32364478
Imagine the jump in sales for all patch makers, not only Trllz

>>32364507
Nah, MSNBC is mainly leftist and libtards, they wouldn't be interested in our patches, they would see us as the devil and shame us until they can get the authority to shut us down because we "exhibit racist ideals"

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>>32364478
Kek

>>32364396
Remember what happened last time you were pretty sure about something?

>>32364488
Did the Diamond Dons sample arrive and start being made?

>>32364478
We should send it to them.

>>32364593
as an "independent reporter" and give them some fake news?

>>32364528
Nah, the point is that it exposes us to sympathy purchases from people who feel bad for our unfair representation, one-time-interest purchases from people who want to be trolls and pretend to be alt-right militia, genuine interest purchases from people who actually ARE alt-right militia, and potential customers who would buy basically all this stuff but don't already because they have no idea we exist.

>>32364599
If they report it, it's not fake anymore!

>>32364364
NEET, you gonna get shot.

>>32364355
Looks like fucking ass. Instead of a cute picture people get to see her as a fucking rapist lunatic. Way to fuck it up neet, literal fucking garbage now

>>32364413
Link this over on ksg, me want buy.

>>32364614
But you have to factor in the backlash from the left, they will demonize us and say not to buy from us, which could hinder said sympathy purchases.

>>32364623
But they'd be reporting on a fake subject, thus "fake news"

>>32364643
well...Sako is kinda a rapist lunatic. Remember the time she was orgasming when shooting FNC during the team battles and then stool a kiss from her?

>>32364672
Oh give me a fucking breaj. I was looking forward to a cute little keychain but instead i get her looking like complete fucking garbage. Neet, you are a fucking moron.

>>32364653
KSG is still around? Damn, it's been like 7-8 years since KS first came out, guess they're really loyal fans, kinda wish there was a KS2 though.

Hopefully PK can make some non-shit keychains in the future and doesn't try to meme like this stupid piece of shit. I am beyond mad

>>32364470
better than mom'sbasement-spec shirts like you wear

>>32364706
ooh, Got 'em

>>32364614
Is there an alt right militia?

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>>32364364
I'll suicide explosion your house

>>32364676
I like that he's doing something with it that shows something of her personality instead of just going for a generic moeblob.

>>32364478
I would die of laughter if that showed up on the news

>>32364614
this
all attention is good attention in business

>>32364639
I'll just have my masochist waifu take the bullet for me :^)

>>32364654
a sales a sales a sale
its not like the attention is going to make the people already buying NOT buy

>>32364676
that wasn't me, but I'm convinced you don't care and just want me to not make it altogether meaning you're the same troll as always

You're the first person to say anything
see>>32364364

>>32364735
I'd explode in her ass if you know what I mean

>>32364752
If I do RPK, she's getting a benis

>>32364762
No don't do that to my soviet maid Raifu.

>>32364777
just little bump
remember
>RPK has benis

>>32364735
Megumin is a religion of peace

>>32364789
I refuse to believe that, maybe if they showed the Romanian AK, then yeah, go ahead, she has the donkey dick foregrip, but not RPK.

>>32364789
Canonically? I'm not up to date with the manga or may have missed it...

>>32364813
lel u mad

>>32364831
naw it's some futa doujin, but /ak/ posted it for like 2 months and people COULD NOT stop responding and getting legitimately pissed

I just laughed at how angry people would get

>>32364757
Bro you completely fucked it. All the other girls get a cute pic but her? Go fuck yourself m8

>>32364856
Then don't buy it.

>>32364851
RPK is pure, not for futa.

Speaking of which, what determines a gun being a guy, there were only like 4 guy guns.

>>32364873
I'll buy one from 2hu or PK, theyre the only ones who know how to do shit correctly while neet just slams his dick in the door

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>>32364856
ur offlee angery

>>32364910
literally nothing
Ya know the "ask the author" joke?
Its because he just did what he wanted
there is no rhyme or reason for any of what he did

>>32364916
>PK
>Knows how to do shit

Get out of here PK you've embarrassed yourself enough in these threads.

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>>32364916
>PK detected
Please steal this design nobody else is gonna make it.

>>32364851
Hah! Getting pissy over a futa doujin? I hope the same people aren't into Kancolle or they're in for a bad time.

I almost want to talk to these people, show them the euphemisms in the series, make sure they understand them, and then point out the male guns. I imagine it'd be a fun meltdown to watch.

That or I'd make them anti-gun...

do any of you have the right wing death squad design? and can I use it?

>>32364962
What euphemisms were there that showed the purest raifu to being a futa?

>>32364967
yes its been made, no you can't steal it

>>32364916
>>32364856
>wanting a moeblob for your le pure raifu

lmao

>>32364995
fair enough. do you know anywhere I can purchase one?

>>32365008
pastebin

>>32365008
NEETs store under "dank patch"

>>32365008
PASTEBIN,

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32365021
>>32365014
>>32365012
T-T-Thank you...

>>32364927
>Neet trying to act hard after PK tickled his anus
Ok

>>32365085
um
no?
Everyone already said they wanted this, I'm not about to go changing it

>>32364916
>PK
I'm never buying from him just because he was a dick to 2hu, AI and pretty much all of the patch guys
Also his patches are both overpriced and shitty

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>>32364478
85 left get them while you can.

http://mememagicshop.com/product/maga-patch/

>>32364396
When can I buy the comfy

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>>32364590
Yup, pic related. I've put it into production now.

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>>32364570
I'll shoot you George, don't test my will.

>>32365314
pic related

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Sigh...someday

>>32365207
may if youd fixed the fucking border like we told you

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>>32364706
nah, Crye or die bitch

>>32365373
>Like we
More like you

>>32364320
nth for Strike Witches Collection restock never

>>32365356
Oh, fugg, I completely forgot to work on that Shadilay patch. I'll post a redesign after exams are over.

>>32365393
it looks stupid and would have taken a minute to fix

your patches suck

>>32365373
>>32365536
What the fuck is wrong with the border?

>>32365536
The patch is totally fine brother, I have no clue what you are going on about.

>>32365546
the margins are uneven.

>>32364916
PK detected. Fuck off.

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>>32364320
Mockup came in.

>>32365375
Crye is for manchildren who get a kick out of spending money because the size of their ego is determined by the amount spent on useless shit

>>32365697
>Anon, why do you have a Nazi insignia?
>I-it's a meme...
>What the fuck? POLICE! POLICE!
>In other news, scrawny internet man was arrested for being a neo nazi and distributing nazi paraphernalia earlier this morning in a no knock raid

>>32365697
>using an American manufacturer to make Neo Nazi shit

You're a dumbass

>>32365740
>>32365747
For the record, Nazi paraphernalia isn't illegal, freedom of speech.

>>32365757
Depends on the country. I'm making the assumption that they're in Germany, UK(?). Is it legal to have that in Canada?

>>32365697
I would buy it for my collection.

>>32365773
Uk and Canada is fine only Germany is autistic about it

>>32365738
assmad poorfag detected. Go buy more condor and truspec

>>32365820
>UK and Canada are fine

Wow, really? Don't they have freedom of speech issues, especially with online shit?

>>32364320
this picture is fucking shameful, what has gotten into /k/?

/pol/fags need to get the fuck out of /k/, you faggots are infuriating and ruining this board with your fucking memes and shitposting.

>>32365697
Noice.

>>32365840
Yeah but i think you can still have nazi stuff

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>>32365697
Only going to buy it because it's the most /pol/ thing ever and will be a must for my collection. But I don't see anyone. Absolutely anyone actually wearing this.

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>>32365854
/k/ = /pol/

>>32365854
Brother you are taking it too seriously.

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>>32365948
Not quite but I think both boards mostly agree trump was a better choice than hillary.
Also very funny Woodpatch

>>32365697
I'll take twenty.

>>32366026
Anyone make this in a hook and loop patch?

>>32366146
look closely and you'll see it has hook velcro.

>>32366182
Where can i buy one?

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Can someone make a Right Wing Safety Squad patch?

>>32366189
>patches made from wood
the pastebin is your friend

>>32365697
Will buy several. Make sure you run enough.

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>binge all of KonoSuba on a lazy sunday
>now I want a Megumin patch
>and a Darkness patch
>mfw

>>32365697
Looks awesome. But I wonder if it would look better with a black merrowed edge.
Just a thought.

>>32366026
I also got the sticker ordering from woodpatch, but it also had a little electronic doohickey with it. Looks like something from a circuit board or a train set.

>>32366208
I'm looking for it in fabric

>>32366215
>>32366034
I ordered 200.

>>32366201
Sure.

>>32365697
You're a madman. What store?

>>32366394
>Sure
Aww yess

>>32366366
if you want that exact design it's wood or bust.
if you just want an waoo patch wait for skinwalker.

>>32366436
Cia.gov

Skin, what the hell are you sending me? I just got a shipping confirmation for a $0 order.

>>32366471
this, I do not feel safe ordering from that guy.

He pops up out of fucking no where running the /pol/ Swastika and a bunch of other white nationalist shit. Do not fucking trust him one bit.

>>32364320
Target indicator red hat and patch.

I'd still wear both with no ragerts though.

>>32365207
Patch ordered, you filthy animal.

So uh...

How often, per say, does Crimson Caravan put NSFW on the outside of the package? Ordered from them and used a parents address, just wondering if I should be worried after I saw that he does messages.

>>32366521
If you're posting on /k/ or /pol/, you're already on someone's watchlist. I'm not saying to buy swastika shit, but just be honest with yourself.

>>32366568
the worst one i got was him calling me a sexual deviant

>>32364478
Right wing Safety Squads.

>>32366304

[Citation Needed]

>>32366436
READ PASTEBIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32366238
I want an Aqua patch.

Worst girl true, but girl I most want to see get fugged.

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>>32366698

>>32366688
>READ PASTEBIN
>not in the pastebin
Nice one

>>32365854
>this picture is fucking shameful
>as if it would be admirable if it were hillary the anti-gun politician

you know how i know you are new?

>>32365356
What's with the first forward slash on your /pol/ patch? It looks fucked up.

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>>32366278
Would like to second this,blk border .

>>32366454
Doesn't have to be exact

>>32366471
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught.

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>..../\.\../\/\_\....
>....\.\/..\.\/_/....
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>>32366957
>>32366998
Fucking hell I feel like I've been cursed by some Australian.

As I was saying: It's on a circle path, it looks fine in person.

>>32366454
Ai is also making a MAGA awoo

>>32367079
Not any time soon, but I'm figuring it out.

>>32367073
You gonna make a more camo version of that?

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NEET! Thank you for this!

Jesus these threads should be on /pol/...

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>>32367206

>>32367202
Does that say "pic" or "dic"

If dic-Hot
If pic-Not

>>32367202
>>32367202
PLEASE IMGUR THAT SHIT

I WANT UNCENSORED

>>32367202
Is her dong bigger than yours?

>>32364983
There weren't, I just wanna make people think about headmaster Springfield gasping about how his hammer is going to drop.

>>32365840
To my knowledge, we (UK) specifically have laws against hate speech with regards to that which intends to influence the thoughts and actions of others.

As >>32365820 said, only Germany really gets its panties in a bunch about Nazi stuff, videogames and such have to have swastikas removed, but I'm told it isn't uncommon for Germans to import.the uncensored games to play instead.

>>32367451
pastebin

>>32364320

Kill yourself

>>32364320
That's fucking Badass. I want one.

>>32364735
Should say "Explode" or "Bomb" instead of behead to be honest.

>>32365697
Remember to advertise in /pol/ and use the profit for more /k/ patches.

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>>32367739
Here you go

>>32367712
You can have one >>32365207

>>32367202
why does neet just trace drawings and then pretend he did something?

Ugh, PK's back guys, do you think he'll go away if we just ignore him?

>>32367992
gee I don't know, why don't you bring him up and find out

>>32368020
Does it work like Beetlejuice, where you have to say his name 3 times? If so let's try'

PK
PK
PK

Let's see.

Guys for fuck's sake I haven't even been in this thread yet.

I have no future plans on making anything with art I didn't commission and I have no interest in making keychains. I get that you guys are all assblasted because I purchased legal rights to guard's art right out from under him and that's fine, but I'll rarely be coming to these threads in the future. I've got far too much stuff going on to go and play businessman in the patch thread with all you kiddos.

Got some interesting stuff coming up though. I'll pop on by once it's copyrighted.

>>32368069
>>32368070
It worked

>>32368069
Like a damn charm, eh?

>>32367776
It's beautiful.

Saved.

>>32367902
Wrong, he adds cocks, it makes all the difference.

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>>32368070

>>32368263
fuck off

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>>32368330
>>32368070

>>32368373
frig off

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Friendly reminder for ya'll to get comfy for Christmas.

>>32368392
I hope you die

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>>32368407
Just broke my no fap thanks to you, hope you're happy.

>>32368420
just imagine me bending you over like the leaf you are while I ram my throbbing cock into your boipucci

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>>32368447
>being this much of a faggot

>>32365757
irrelevant
It's still dumb to have a connection to neo nazi shit in this country

>>32368447
I heard Ai has a 7 inch cock.

And you know what they say, the guy with the bigger dick gets to be on top.

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Anyone else taking bets that the next /k/ meetup is just going to be a full fledged orgy?

>>32368545
Who DOESN'T have a 7" cock?

>>32368545
This guy gets it.

>>32368574
(You)

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>>32368546
If it's the southeast one, I'd put a grand on yes.

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>>32368407
Same, Like imagine if we lived forever things would get quite boring after awhile.

>>32368545
Well he lied about the patches, so he probably lied about that too.

>>32368644
It came from Anonymous sources.

>>32367756
Any /pol/o/k/ requests?

>>32366436
https://www.freewebstore.org/polarise

>>32366983
>>32366278
I might do that when the first run sells out.

>>32366201
I had thought about it

>>32366238
I've been wanting something Darkness related

>>32366698
Yeah she's a total slut, but I'd hang out with her

>>32367202
glad it got there
All the girls are good, but Mao is best slut
Wouldgethammeredwithandbang/10

>>32367229
pic
I usually only do 4"x5.5", but that one was a lot bigger since it was narrow

>>32367902
because its what people want
I've never hidden that fact and people snatch it all up within 4 hours of me opening package art
I have 9 orders looking for it

>>32365697
I need one. and by one I mean like ten. at least.

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>>32368070

>>32368625
Post twink booty twink

>>32369091
no

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>>32369122
Do it

>>32364396
>blue background
The fuck?

>>32369178
no

>>32365697
Fuck yes!

But make it darker red

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>>32369211
What's the problem?

How's the Wolf ammunition patch going Skin man?

>>32369289
Why not make it yotsuba or yotsuba b? Or just plain white if you can't get it to match the actual theme

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>>32369329
Pretty sure this is Yotsuba B...

But anyways there's many factors that play into this, they might just have shit lighting, or don't have an exact thread that's Yotsuba b.

>>32369383
It looks very different though

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>>32369395
Other anons say it's fine. If it really tickles you so much you can always dye it.

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when is this getting made?

Ai, when do you usually ship out orders? I ordered about maybe a week ago now and have no idea it shipped yet or not. thanks

>>32369514
this poor soul doesn't know yet
>ai is a fellon

>>32369522
This meme is getting stale. He admitted he fucked up, no need to push it in any more.

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>>32369514
I'm sending out all orders from the past week on Monday.

Weather has been utterly shit and you can't get anywhere without freezing your balls off. And since I'm outta stamps I had to make a run for it yesterday to get me some more.

Also this >>32369522

>>32369536
Cool. Thanks

>>32367776
I want to explode inside of megumin

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>>32369553

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>>32369528
>he thinks the fellon thing is about the nrols
Hahaha anon, think along the line of blood.

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>>32369578
>blood
Who did you murder?

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>>32369578
Where'd you hide the bodies, Ai, I'm getting hungry and the barbecue's next week. I don't want rotten bodies for my barbecue.

>>32369578
>cucking yourself from customers

wat, why

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>>32369603
>>32369604
NEET was in charge of the bodies.

>>32369605
>imblyign funposting is cucking me out of customers

>>32369613
tribz

What manufacturer do most of you use for patch orders?

Thinking of doing a small 100-150 patch run for a meet in the near future.

>>32369605
The implication of being a niggerkiller will just get him more customers

>>32369818
Google

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>>32369820
This guy gets it

>brother saw my /ak/ patch while he was at my place next to the jinroh and now he thinks im a neo-nazi
Well fuck.

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>>32369395
Looks right to me.

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>>32369828
Aww yea

>>32369850
Everything's gonna be alt-right. Just praise the fucking frog, man

>>32369850
quit being a faggot then

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>>32369850
>not regularly sieg heiling with your sibling

>>32369383
>>32369858
well of course the render will look the same, hold the patch up to a monitor.

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>>32368545
If that was true id been on top everytime

>>32370023
pics or gtfo

>>32369941
>what is white balance
Also maybe they don't have that color thread.

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>>32368545
>>32368659
Well I can tell you Ai doesn't have a 7 inch cock from first hand experience, it was more along the lines of 10"

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I found this at the liquor store
It's pretty good

>>32369383
get the hex code and send it to them
they can match it exactly
there are color pickers online for free you can use

>>32369507
I'm waiting until my 2100? item shipment comes in before making more purchases

>>32369613
>NEET was in charge of the bodies.

lots of open forest around here

>>32369818
I use 3 different companies, all of which can be found on google
I don't give out my manufacturers because of what happened to 2hu
I don't need PK getting my orders cancelled

time to wait on patches to be shipped and arrive.

>>32368574
I've got a solid 5 incher.

>>32370240
That's sad.

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>>32370251
It works for fapping, which is all I use it for.

>>32370160
>moon man
kek

>>32370267
>hung pepe

As in he has a huge dong?
if he put his head in the noose, it'd be hanged

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>>32370267
Why not have someone else jerk you off?

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>>32370288
Ah, will change that.
>>32370310
Nobody wants little jap dick

>>32365697
Any votes for black border?

>>32370416
the black vote DOESN'T MATTER

>>32370400
not even other japs?

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>>32370495
see
>>32368574

When that's the alternative nobody wants jap dick.

>>32370525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

>>32370525
You do realize world average is only about 5 inches, right?

>>32370495
See Japan's birthrate

>>32370416
A few people mentioned a black border.
I agree, black border and slightly darker red. Not dark red, just a shade darker then the bright red it is now, if possible.

>>32370537
>>32370547
thiiiiis

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>>32370554
Great minds think the same.
Black border would make the letters stand out.
Little too bright of red now.
Need more of a trump hat red.

>>32370554
Yeah, put my vote down for black border. I think it'll fit the patch better, and black borders usually look better than white ones.

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>>32366728
Man, I've been gone for a few threads. Don't be like that.

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>>32370838
>you will never get to explore a fantasy world with a below average intelligence goddess and get to mock her eveytime she fucks up
Why even bother?

>>32370869
Never watched that anime, is the running joke that she's ditsy?

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>>32370898
I'm not spoiling shit, go watch the anime.

Even if you're not an /a/utist you'll probably enjoy it.

Where do you guys usually go to make small runs of patches?

I have a few one or two-offs I want to make, but if nobody does production runs that small, I'd be willing to make those patches part of a larger run of the same thing to offer for sale.

>>32370898
Not ditsy, more like just sorta stupid or lacking some sense. Pretty fun show, though.

>>32370927
>I'd be willing to make those patches part of a larger run

you have to have a minimum number of the same exact patch or you're paying $15 a patch and a minimum of 10

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>>32370898
A bit, Watch it is a very fun show.

>>32370869
Just wait for the after life to come, anon. When she mocks your death just pull her into the fantasy world with you and proceed to do fun stuff with her in the barn.

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>>32370986
Only after a long night of her drinking though.

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>>32370986
>>32371040

>>32370920
>>32370936
>>32370962
5 minutes in, man, Aqua is a dick

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>>32371053

>>32371068
That's the point. She's a pompous bitch because she's a goddess, but she's also kind of stupid.

>>32371068
the minute Kazuma started laughing maniacally, I knew it was going to be a good show

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>you will never have short term memory loss so you can keep rewatching your favorite animes and shows, and it'll be a brand new experience everytime

>>32371148
That sounds awful
I'd never be able to get through my backlog

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>>32371148
You could always go slam your face into a maple tree, likeyour forefathers before you. It's like drinking beer, or so I've heard.

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>>32365207
Fuck, I missed THE DEPLORABLES 2016

Goddamn it.

>>32365697
I'd buy this.

Don't listen to the faggots bitching about a black border. I think the white border looks great. I wouldn't buy it with a black border.

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>>32364413
Is there a way to pre-order these? I really don't want to miss them.

>>32371087
>>32371104
Finished the first episode, yeah this is fun. Aqua seemed to tone down by the end. The animators sure put a lot of, ahem, time, into the jiggle physics of the women.

I can relate to Kazuma, every rpg I play I max out luck, my buddy hates it when I'll play D&D with him, luck is the most OP stat ever.

>>32371311
>Preodrering from AI

Have we learned nothing?

>>32371331
Did I miss something? Haven't been around for a while.

>>32371349
I think it's the thing of Ai confessing he lied about a shipment of new patches and actually got to finally ship them almost a month later and kept damage controlling until then.
Or something like that. I haven't been in these threads for long so I'm not sure what the whole story is.

>>32371349
Let someone who screencapped the one post from AI about the NROL patches show you. The NROL patches were able to be preordered and it took about a month the get them.

>>32371311
Legless anal is best anal from best girl

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>>32371383
No U
>INB4 Lemon
No really, she got me into running 4 years ago, I would attach those to all my running gear if I could.

>>32371466
DESU, Hanako probably had the most tragic story, there was no "good" ending, either way, you felt shitty by the end after you realized she only had sex because she thought that's all you wanted and she just wanted to stay with you so she did it. I felt like a dick even in the "good" ending.

>>32371522
Really? I played it the first time without guides and got Emi good ending and got stuck with her, never played any other route because it felt like cheating, so I have no idea about how the other routes are. Hanako does seemed dense tho, but I wasn't expecting something like that.

>>32371609
Hanako's

>>32371235
>I wouldn't buy it with a black border.
Yeah you would. It's not like one person refusing to buy matters anyway.

We're not bitching, just considering it might look better. It does look a bit weird with the white border. And the red is too bright.

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>>32371609
Ditto. That fucking running guide was my mainstay for a long time. I'm chronically lazy though, may have to start it up again.

>>32371609
I've only play Emi's and Hanako's but I need to play the rest, Best thing with Lilly, from looking at the flowchart, she doesn't have a bad ending. only a good and neutral.

>>32371640
I've actually never seen this chart before, I'm gonna start using this from now on. I just need to find a running buddy. I need to get in shape before I graduate college and go into policing so that I can pass the fitness exams.

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Can't believe you patchfags collect this, do you even put it on gear??

Smh t b h f a m

>>32371628
Maybe someone could invert the colour of the border in photoshop so we can see how it looks without even waiting for a sample.
Anyone?

>>32371665
I'm gonna get the M14 keychain when it comes out. Then I'll grab a QD sling ring for my AR and hang it from there.

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>>32371640
>Alternating between walking and jogging
>Resting a few days
>few days

>>32371665
When NEET makes an Elle keychain I'll buy it and put it on my 10/22's sling loop holder. I can't remember the technical name, on the front.

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>>32371659
Well shit, glad to have helped. Here's the other one for your non-running days.

Remember: Do it for Emi.

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>>32371640
I remember that guide it's cute as fucks, same for the 10k.
>mfw running 20K now.
T-Thanks Emi.

>>32371659
As a recommendation, try to find a good running route around where you live, running on a track gets boring quite quick. Also night running it's the best IMO

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>>32371714
Oh shit, there's was the third wasn't there? Had to dig for it.

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>>32371731
Oh no, there isn't. I kinda just kept going.

>>32371714
>that calves stretch

oh lol

>>32371714
My campus has a few different tracks and a couple trails. I'll just need to find a way to comfortable CC when running at night, it gets sketchy at night, meth heads.

I appreciate the help and will start getting in shape once My winter break is over and I have access to the area

>>32371750
>Ankles

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>>32371714
That's just adorable. I think I need more.

ITT /k/ Patches turned into /fit/ mixed with /ksg/ in a combined effort to help a random person out.

Any Steven Universe or Star vs. The Forces of Evil patches?

>>32371235
>a few people reasonably and politely state their case for tweaking the design a little
>HURRR don't listen to those bitching faggots, do it the way I want or I won't buy it.
If anyone is a bitching faggot who should be ignored it's you.

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I just remembered about the Insta-feels, he.

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>>32371813
That's a good chuckle

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>Patch threads also contain many KS aficionados

There IS a God.

>>32371522
Now all the post I read make sense.
[spoiler]It wasn't rape was it? That's just shitposting right?[/spoiler]

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>>32371753
Go for it!

>>32371863
The way I remember it is that if you treat her too gently she gets butthurt about it. "I'm a grown up, and I can do grown up shit, like fucking!" basically. Might be wrong though, been years and I haven't gotten around to playing it again yet.

>>32371522
hold the fuck up, since when did the acronym for "to be honest" turn into "DESU" by default, I just noticed this? Is this why I've seen people put a "q" in it? this is fucking me up, that's so dumb, don't censor me, I'll say what I want.

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Damn Hisao

>>32371897
Either way, Hisao is still a rapist.

>>32371899
I had no idea this was a thing to be honest.

>>32371921
desu
DESU
"desu"
"DESU"

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>>32371931
I am slightly amused tho.

>>32371916
I don't remember it that way. What makes you say so?

>>32371899
It's been a looooong time. I remember something about it being an attempt to combat the ironic-shitposting-gone-wrong trend of using black tweet lingo such as "f a m" by making it ridiculous-sounding, but it was poplar and stuck. Used to change "nigger" to "roody-poo" and stuff, too.

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>>32371931
>>32371522

>>32371942
to be honest and the nigger word for family are shortened.
For example to be honest family in subhuman turn into desu senpai

>>32371954
Both of the sex scenes Hanako never wanted to have sex, one she wanted to just prove she could do adult things, and the other was to try and stay with Hisao by having sex only so that he would stay, one was the "good" ending and the other was the bad

Any Hotel Moscow patches? I loved Black Lagoon

>Balalaika is best waifu

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>>32371931
>>32371973
Did somebody say desu?

>>32371984
PASBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32371977
I feel like "rape" is a strong word, here. Crispybits was the manipulator in both of those instances. It would've been nice if there'd been a better solution, but a broken person utilizing a fundamentally flawed method because she doesn't know any better and is emotionally stunted is pretty fitting.

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>>32371989
all of them desu

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>>32371999
>desu trips
nice m8

>>32371977
She "wanted to prove she could do adult things" by having sex, so she was willing to have sex. You can't rape the willing.

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>>32371994

>>32372013
The pastebin on top has a store that sells them, I recall.

>>32372013
there's a pastebin link in the op

it has links to a bunch of different stores

one or two of them have black lagoon patches

>>32371998
>>32372012
This isn't "I woke up the next day and regretted it" rape, this is "I really didn't want to do it, but this is the only way we can stay together" rape. But she was backed into a corner to have sex to be seen as grown up, so it was more like coercion.

Face it, Hisao raped Hanako

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>>32372004
DESU
DESU
DESU

>>32372029
Making the assertion strongly doesn't make it true. Hisao didn't exert any force on her, no emotional manipulation. Not from what I remember. She wanted to fuck because she had something to prove and a metaphorical hole to fill, so she decided to use a real one.

If you could get more specific with your evidence, you could change my mind. I'm not completely closed to the idea, I just don't see it currently.

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So, it was a no on pre-ordering? I still want to.

>>32372050
>a metaphorical hole to fill
>metaphorical
>Implying
Sorry, I'll stop

>>32372050
But there was emotional manipulation, Hanako was backed into a corner by not feeling like an adult to where the only way to prove she was grown up was to have sex.

H manipulated her by making it seem like they were growing apart and Hanako thought the only way to stay together because she had abandonment issues was to have sex with him, and after that they stayed together, making Hanako think that she was right and that the only way to stay together was giving up her body.

>>32372060
Just wait till they're available, they shouldn't sell out too fast.

>>32372091
Feeling emotionally distant and closing the gap by taking another step in the relationship, with mutual consent, is not rape friend. I don't know why you want Hisao to rape Hanako so badly.

He wasn't actively saying "fuck me or I'm gone." She was closing him out, he brought up the issue, they sought to reconnect. Have you never had similar things happen? A buddy and you grow apart, you determine to drink and fuck around all night to rekindle the friendship.

Just that these two people were emotionally immature, stunted teenagers whose hormones tell them sex is roughly equivalent to love.

>>32372118
But can we agree that the backed into a corner to feel like a grown up scenario was a bit rapey?

I just feel like Hanako only had sex to keep him there and she never truly wanted to have sex, but saw it as the only option.

>>32365828
>condor
>bad
Ebin meme

>>32372148
I feel that your definition of rape is skewed and that's where our disagreement comes from.

Rape, cut and dry, is when someone forces someone else to have sex against their will. If a woman is a gold digging whore, for example, doesn't want to fuck Old Man Saggynuts, but wants his money and is using her ass to get it, he's not raping her and holding the money over her head.

Hisao wasn't actively forcing Hanako to fuck him. Point blank. This makes rape a nonissue. Hanako may have made a poor decision when choosing to have sex for that cause, but that's the entire point of her arc, dude. That she gets to make her own decisions, make her own mistakes, and live with the consequences, that you don't have to be her white knight and that she isn't made of glass.

Fuck, now I want to play it again.

RWDS WHEN?!

>>32372171
I just have a heart for Hanako and don't want her hurt, I feel for her, a shy deformed girl moving too fast than she can handle only to quickly have sex for a reason that she saw as the only way to be seen as a grown up, that was pressured against her. Maybe a bit white-knghty, but in a good direction.

>>32372201
why does no one read the pastebin?

>>32372203
And Hanako would get fucking mad at you for treating her like that. Canonically. A major theme is that you have to let her walk in the first place, including stumbling, before she can walk beside you. She doesn't want to be a caged bird, looked at with pity. She wants to be with someone as an equal. This includes accountability for her own actions.