Why do Swiss fags on /k/ love this ugly piece of shit?

Its suppose to be super accurate and reliable, and i guess theyre cheap as fuck in dwarf land.

Id like one i think, its got a unique look if nothing else.

>>32362664
>Very well built
>Accurate
>Reliable
>Looks get kind of charming if you squint
>Rare in the states

Why wouldn't you want one, t-b-h?

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>>32362680
>dwarf land

>>32362739
Theyre known for living in mountains and building high quality stuff. Its an apt title

It's a fucking Sturmgewehr that's why.

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>>32362680
>dwarf land
THE EMPRAH PROTECTS

It's called character.

>>32362664
I want one
looks like a starwars gun

>>32364005
But Star Wars guns were just normal guns with shit slapped on for prop use.

>>32362664
I don't know, I think it looks cool. Why wouldn't you want one? Name one, even one reason.

>>32364005
>looks like a starwars gun
no nigger, its Duke Nukem's laser rifle. Check the game poster.

>>32362739
>hoard gold
>dig deep in the bergs
>build precision machines
>wars of men mean little to them

>>32364035
If they are dwarves who are the elves?

Cant decide if mudslimes are orcs or goblins

>>32364068
the Finns are elves

>>32364101
>Around Finns, the ice is thin
>Around Elves, watch yourselves

Makes sense to me

>>32364022

I rub my pee pee now.

>>32364022
why do you keep posting these?

>>32364138

I'm not mad about it.

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>>32364068
Orkz are sovie..ehm, I mean russians, sometimes slavs in general. Just look at them. Their tech is just orky as fuck. Or the other way around?

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>>32364068
>>32364101
>>32364170
Lord of the Rings? Dungeons and Dragons? Warhammer? Warcraft? Elder Scrolls?
something else?

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>>32364101

>>32362734
I agree with all points but it looks nice if you squint, it's just an aesthetic mess no matter how you look at it.

>>32364022
ugly

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>have K31
>need to upgrade to more modern battle rifle
>what should we put in the requirement?
>same cartridge as K31, cuz it's pretty good
>must have full auto & semi capability
>must be reliable in adverse winter conditions
>hmz, seems weak, what else?
>ah, accuracy in semi must be equal or better than the K31!
>alright, good to go

Crazy fucking mountain cheesy poofs.
Having your full auto battle rifle shoot as accurately as your previous issue bolt gun is just a bit much...

>>32364773
>And the cost?
>Actually fuck it, who care.

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I have two of them.

I just like to have something that basically uses the same ammo as my K31 and where it's actually more accurate than the Stgw 90 and K31 when it's tuned up.

I could spend 3k making it extremely accurate, but considering the EU gun ban shit and all that I'm waiting to see where it leads before spending any money on my Stgw 57s.

>>32362664
>ugly piece of shit
Show some respect motherfucker

>>32364068
Hues are Orks.

>>32364773
the bayonet is fuckin' nice too

>>32364816
cut one down and make a bolter

>>32364022
Because if you had too much fun shooting one you wouldn't be able to post those glorious videos

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>>32366342
Never.