Mattis is love. Mattis is life

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>I was only 18 years old
>I loved Mattis so much, I had all the weapons and tactics
>I pray to Mad Dog every night before bed, thanking him for the safety he's provided
>"MadDog is love" I say; "Mad Dog is life"
>My NCO hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he's just jealous of my devotion to Mattis
>I call him a cunt
>He slaps me with an article 15 and sends me to my barracks
>I'm crying now, and my feelings hurt
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a draft is moving torwards me
>It's Mattis
>I am so happy
>He whispers in my ear "if you fuck with me I'll kill you all"
>He grabs me with his powerful Marine hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Mad Dog
>He penetrates my butthole with his Hellfire
>It hurts so much but I do it for Mad Dog
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Mattis
>He roars "Oorah" as he fills my butt with his cluster bombs
>My NCO walks in
>Mattis looks him straight in the eyes and says "Do not cross me, if you do the surviors will write about what I did here for 10,000 years"
>Mattis leaves through the window
>Mad dog is love. Mad dog is life.