Who here has a gun table in their house for parties?

All of my tables are gun tables

>>32355748
Me and my roommate are the gun guys in are circle. Nobody else carries or even owns.

>anon you know where we're goin' when the zombies come

Fuck.

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>>32355879
>Yeah, a shallow grave in my backyard after I cut off your tasty bits.
>Haha you're so funny anon.
>Your giblets will make my roses bloom.
>Hahaha.

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>>32355899
I usually tell them them better bring food or suck a mean dick.

>mfw they think I'm joking

>>32355920
>risking your life and Dragon's horde of food ammunition and other goodies for a mediocre post apocalyptic beej.
You will be the first to fall anon.

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At a party now lads, I'm three stouts down and just want to be back home in the zone, what do chaps?

Such is life in the antigun infested friend group

>>32356131
Call them all fags and walk out. Find less shit friends.

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>>32356330
Get hammered to hell, and call a cab. Tell the driver, when he arrives, to wait for 5 minutes. then start up a massive gun control argument and then start screaming "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" as loud as you possibly can for as long as you can.

Can guarantee that you won't have to deal with them ever again. If any of them try to touch you as they try to get you to leave scream "THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU"

>>32356076
God I hope so.

>>32356330
>>32356582
Gf is here though

I have managed to commandeer the aux cable, is time for CHEEKI BREEKI hardbass yes?

>>32355879
>are

>>32357004
Shit guys, I've got a room full of left wing people raving to CHEEKI BREEKI

>>32357066
Fuck yeah anon.
Try some napalm sticks to kids and Roland the headless Thompson gunner too.

And some Viza.

>>32357092
Might be a bit to obvious, we need the songs disguised with bassline