It's happening

>>32347477
>How can America respond?
It can't.

I love it.

Mutual assured distruction

>>32347477
>UUV

B-but muh superior american freedumbs stealth!!!

>about to join navy
>this happens
Maybe I should go Marines

Steal something bigger from them

>>32347547
marines dont serve on ships bro you're safe

>>32347719
This.

I recommend mounting a cavalry raid and making off with their women.

>>32347477
We get one of their UUVs, obviously

Should have followed them.

Keep on pushing, China is emulating Germany before 1939.

>>32347719

Snag an engineering barge while its under tow.

>>32347735

Don't marines provide security for nuclear weapons?

Either way, the Chinese are even more brazen than the Russians.

>>32347752
Eh, Russia is more like Germany 1938. Claiming that ethnic Russians in Ukraine and the Baltics is enough to justify land grabbing and annexation was exactly what Germany did with Austria and the Sudetes, but who's to say what will become the new Danzig?

However Russia is a thoroughly corrupt kleptocracy that has shown that it can't do anything right except steal an idiot's emails.

>>32347738
That would ignite WW3 in seconds, they don't have many (good looking) women left.

>>32347935
In all seriousness, it would be funny if we started issuing a bunch of visas for mail order brides and denuded the country of their few remaining 5/10s.

Who the fuck cares about China, other than liberals who want to bow down to them?

>>32347964
>mail order brides
When

Its China gathering chips in time for Trump.

Trump tells China to negotiate trade deals, China replies "keep trade as it is and we'll give you your drone back"

Late Trump tweets about how he fucked the Chinese over a barrel on trade and got a nice shiny drone in return for his troubles.

>>32347719
Steal their aircraft carrier.

>>32348263
What kind of retard would accept an offer like that?

>>32348355
Donald Trump perhaps ?

>>32348363
:^) mad libcuck

>>32347719
>>32347719
>>32347719
>>32347719

We take China from the mainlanders! The false Chinese! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. China is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Beijing, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great country... it will endure. China will survive!

>>32348241
>When
Now, we do this now. We import all their women, leaving only the most useless and dog faced for them.

>>32348382
Libtards are the only ones legitimately scared of China right now anyways.

Well, less scared of them and more that they hate white people so much they're desperately looking for the next non-white worldsuperpower so they can masturbate to how awful white people are.

FIDDY CENT, WHERE ARE YOU?

>>32348394
I have to remember to drop thenamefag when I'm not trolling that faggot hunter.

>>32347535
uh what.

They seized an oceanography drone operated by an unmilitarized branch of the government.

>>32347719
Like Taiwan.

>>32347772
No.

>>32348443
But the Republic of China, AKA Taiwan, is an autonomous government and not a part of the People's Republic of China. In fact, Taiwan is essentially the pre-communist government in exile.

>chinks saber rattling again
>steal an oceanography drone

Should have thrown a bucket of fried chicken onto their boat

>>32348488
Mainland china doesn't see it that way.

Fine. Take Hong Kong. Pretty sure they're sick of pretending to be communist by now anyway, and the US could use some more quality opioids in the market. The shit coming out of Afghanistan just isn't cutting it.

>>32348534
Better yet, give it to Japan. I hate the Japs, but seeing some of the ol' slant eyes back in the homeland shit themselves is going to be pretty entertaining.

>>32348382

>if you don't want a disinterested reality TV personality running the country, you must be a liberal

Don't say that anon. Not all conservatives are retards, just you

>>32348363
>Donald Trump is such an idiot he beat two separate wealthy political establishments who were supporting two entrenched political dynasties with nothing but a good PR strategy and an understanding of modern popular culture

I'm sure Obama will release a strongly worded message full of empty threats. Y'know....business as usual.

>>32348617
He's a moron, he won because the American electorate thought themselves in good company

>>32348617
That's...actually about what happened.

Doesn't make him SMART, just makes the voting populace in general even dumber.

>>32348657
The man has an IQ of 156. You're just salty.

>>32347477
China will give it back, but probably after they try and get the data out of it discreetly

nevertheless the ante in the SCS keeps rising

>>32348677
And that means jackshit in the real world.

Some of the highest-IQ people the world has ever seen were completely non functioning as people because of crippling levels of mental illness.

And even if he IS smart/savvy and he DOES end up being a not-shit president, it doesn't change the fact that he got elected due to a combination of good PR and an understanding of pop culture, and because his opponent assumed he was a joke candidate.
>he beat two separate wealthy political establishments
One. He beat the dems. The Republicans literally couldn't have bought a good candidate, hard to say he "beat" them when their halfassed attempts for other candidates basically committed political suicide early into the primaries.

>>32348534
>PRC claims sovereignty over ROC
>ROC claims sovereignty over PRC
>Hong Kong was owned by the UK until their lease ran up in 1999
>Hong Kong doesn't really want to be affiliated with PRC or ROC
>Everyone still hates the Japs

>>32348730
The Republicans really wanted Jeb!, even though he was just George Jr on a heavy dose of valium. Literally the human equivalent of a soggy piece of white bread.
He had all the funding he could have needed, but was too low energy in the end.

>>32347477
The Chinese are fucking horrible at everything they do.

Masters of underhanded politics

>>32348857
So they are slanty eyed jews?

>>32347735
>fleet marines don't exist

>>32348730
Maybe it's just time to admit that Clinton was a terrible candidate and had poor campaigning strategies.

Clinton did not focus on swing states at all, assuming they'd go blue. She looked like an old fogey complaining about "racist cartoon frogs." She barely even touched on the economy and went as far to say that anyone voting for Trump was "a deplorable."

Her email scandal barely even hit her ratings, just made a few Bernouts wary of jumping on the Clinton train.

She literally made every campaigning mistake someone could have made because she assumed that Democrats were going to have monolithic control of the US for the rest of the time.

Little did she know, getting illegals in California to vote doesn't mean much when Cali would have went Blue anyways.

>>32348916
Really, it's all of the above.

This was a perfect storm.

>>32347477
By pretending that it didn't happen and refusing to acknowledge it seriously.

>>32348888

They actually are the Jews of Asia

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>>32348408
Here.

It really was just a middle finger to the US, as we learn no new technologies by capturing that drone, since we already have those UUV gliders.

Maybe we will learn a bit about the data that drone collected, but that's good as well.

Next time, we will steal a Virginia-class.

>>32348598
>he'd rather have a sickly, dishonest, corrupt, and criminal female
>not a cuck
lol

>>32349383
You'll have to find all the dragon balls first, and that isn't happening.

>>32349436
>he'd rather have an obese, dishonest, corrupt, and criminal reality TV star

>>32348888
Checked.

Also, ABC here. Can confirm we're basically ~1/4 jew because of the kvetching & money.

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>>32348916
>Her email scandal barely even hit her ratings, just made a few Bernouts wary of jumping on the Clinton train.

But that's completely fucking wrong though, the emails moved her numbers from net-positive to net-negative .

>>32348488
I would like to note that Taiwan is not a foreign policy issue to the PRC. It is a DOMESTIC issue. Our views are no more relevant to their beliefs on the topic than, say, British opinions on the Confederacy during our civil war.

There's an argument to be made that the most terrible blight of the 21st century is the internationalization of domestic politics. That is, nations randomly deciding that other places are pieces of them and attacking them. Russia and China love that shit.

>>32349708
t.Zhang

You do know that the British considered aiding the Confederacy at one point right? They only decided not to cause they didn't want to support slavery.

Taiwan on the other hand, is a democratic nation that is asking for our help. Why shouldn't we help them?

>>32349740
I was trying to say that claims on other nations, even if they only kinda exist, such as what China is doing for Taiwan, is the worst thing to make a comeback this century. Even worse than retro 80s shit.

Freedom will grow larger.

https://news.usni.org/2016/12/16/navy-wants-grow-fleet-355-ships-47-hull-increase-previous-goal

>>32349785
Oh, gotcha. Sorry for misunderstanding you anon.

America, Australia, Japan, Korea, Singapore and Taiwan freedom alliance when?

>>32348443
>oceanography drone
The reason they were mapping salinity and temperature gradients is because those are factors which strongly affect sonar performance. It's about as innocent an activity as casing a neighborhood to see who doesn't have lights on their doors, and who has bushes you can hide in by their windows.

>>32347477
>How can America respond?
By nuking every major chinese city.

>>32349853
So? It's still in international waters.

>>32348598
kys "muuh cuckservative values" faggot. It's retards like you who get attacked by Saudis and invade Afghanistan and Iraq instead. You truly are scum.

>get a camera
>get the whole marine core to dick pic, they love that shit
>put on two USB with NSA top secret on it
>fly another UUV with USB in it
>gets captured
>mfw Chinese intelligence officials get USB

>>32347547
Still joining the Navy regardless m8.

>>32347738
>>32347935
>>32347964

Whilst I exclusively dig Asian women, with Chinese being little exception - this worries me.

Last week, someone on /b/ pointed out the civilisation destroying power of the Chinese Womb.

Any attempt to rape/pillage/breed out Chinese only creates more half Chinese.

Such efforts have brought down many invaders of China over time. The knocked up women only have children who identify as Chinese.

Still, I'd enjoy the "process"...

>>32349785
>worse than retro 80s shit.
fuck off kid

>>32347547
Go navy

>>32347719
They just spent alot of time building some artificial islands that legally dont belong to them (or anyone).

It would be a shame if a garrison of marines set up an FOB on one.

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>>32349929

>>32347775
You're an idiot
Bringing your ethnic kin into your country is 100% fine
The only thing was, the democratic liberal west was LOOKING for an excuse to start a world war with central europe
Killing white people is the goal of our leadership

>>32349688
That graph makes at appear as neither event caused a major change in the pre-existing trend. Fuck, man, did you ever take a class with any sorts of statistics in it or no?

>>32349785
>is the worst thing to make a comeback this century.
So you are a dipshit little pussy who thinks borders are set in stone
and you probably support immigration too

>>32347935
Besides if you want to raid for Chinese girls just go to Vancouver. It's not like Canada can stop you our military is a joke

>>32349436

That strawman tho

He's ignorant of the workings of government and disinterested in learning. That's very bad.

>>32349921

More strawman nonsense from the trumptards

The guy is totally unsuitable for the job he has ahead of him and all you can do is sperg out and yell KEK when someone says so.

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>>32347735
>marines dont serve on ships

>>32352767
he's gonna maga
and there is nothing you can do to stop it

>>32352480
the germans killed more white people than any country in history.

>>32347477
>How can America respond?
Surround their soggy landfills with sea mines.

>>32347477

>lawfully conducting
>international water
>wasn't a flag waving surface vessel

Nope. They can't do shit. Without a human occupant? They can claim it was salvage and steal it.

>>32347477
how the fuck did they capture them?
they are supposed to be underwater?
divers?

>>32347490
Man I'm glad you're not the guy in charge of launching the ICBMs when MAD comes into play you fucking retard.

>>32350128
LOL if you don't sterilise them first before putting them to work as whores for the navy or whatever

smdh tbqh

>>32352825
Fair enough - lots of fucky, no spawn. You're an ideas man!

>>32347547
It's an MSC (military sealift command) ship. It's crewed by civilians to do non military related shit for the military, which in this case was oceanographic surveying. It's not like they grabbed this shit from a war ship.

>>32348677
Gonna need a source on that claim

>>32352799
The bowditch had two drones in the water. As they surfacing to be recovered, a Chinese boat pulled up and snagged one before the bowditch's crew could recover it.

>>32352889
Good stuff

It's maybe even better than the one P-8 interception with the J-11 doing crazy stuff.

>>32348730
All I'm saying is that Rand Paul would have kicked Clinton's ass by a much wider margin, and done a much better job

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China is also promoting the fortification in South China Sea.

>>32348488
the faction that took taiwan (oppressing the native population in the process) were only poart of the pre-communist govt in china, the other part are still a political party in the PRC. Oh and your KMT pals funded an islamic insurgency in the 919500s in china: why would you support people who support muslim terrorism?

>>32347490
MAD is not Chinese nuke doctrine, their doctrine is low readiness and they have very few silos compared to SLBM's and mobiles.
Chinese nuke doctrine is more like "just another tool up our sleeve"

>>32352783
? It wasn't germany that started or wanted to fight WW1 & WW2

>>32349383

A) those are of-the-shelve drones, anyone can get similiar technology just by buying it on the free market

B) the US Navy publishes the data those gliders acquire publicly anyway

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>>32349929
>fly a UUV

>>32347719
I like this idea.
someone tweet it to Trump-in-chief

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>>32354173
Not cute.

>>32352480
Allowing ethnic members of your nation to repatriate without restriction is 100% fine, its not fine when you use it as an excuse to justify land grabbing and wars of aggression.

Also there is nothing wrong with killing slavs.

So what was the US spying on over there?
The new site for the underwater habitat or some sub pen?

>>32352334
Especially since the Hague decision.

Oh, well. I'm sure those "natives" would just love it if we brought in an LCAC of booze and gave a marine assault force some shore leave.

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>>32352889
I imagine a guy in a RHIB using one of these
>haha stupid gwailo!

oh fuck off, crimea hasn't considered itself truly "Ukrainian" since the tatars got pushed out. Crimea is (and has been for 50+ years) a peninsula of ethnic "russians" who speak Russian and unsurprisingly want to live in "Russia"

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>>32354350

Because fuck you, commie.

>>32355320
You can't say things like that while living in a modern world built by "wars of aggression"

Is it more moral to have stoneage savages living adjacent to you for 1000 years, or conquering that land, displacing the savages, and building a civilization?

>>32347477
>How can America respond?

fly a stealth bomber over Bejing and drop leaflets that say "You dun goofed"

>>32352334
Someone send this to the white house and pentagon.

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War with china when

>>32354173
Islands are monuments to the stupidity of chinamen.

China agrees to return UUV.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-38352761

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THIS JUST IN, TRUMP HAS RESPONDED WITH A TYPO-LADEN TWEET

>>32357323
China is not democratic, so it's 'president' is that in name only
therefore, the act is unpresidented

>>32347477
Subic Bay? Shit, it's near us. Damn Chinks.

>>32357323
In other news, China has said they'll give it back (doubtlessly totally disassembled, as is standard practice)

>>32357738
They probably popped it open and gave up once they saw the "made in China" sticker

>>32349708
>Taiwan is not a foreign policy issue to the PRC. It is a DOMESTIC issue.
>Malvinas is not a foreign policy issue to Argentina. It is a DOMESTIC issue.
That's the propaganda. One should be careful not to confuse your own propaganda for reality. Distorting your own perceptions will fuck you over. In reality, ROC is a totally separate state, with its own government and its own armed forces. "One China" is nothing but linguistic bullying and a 100% lie.

>>32357760
The problem is the "One China" policy acts both ways. Both the ROC and PRC see each other as illegitimate and themselves as the true Chinese governing body.

And funny thing is the ROC wants the PRC to claim the entirety of the South China Sea and is completely in favor of the PRC building all those island bases and defensive networks in the SCS.

>>32357323
the typo is obviously used intentionally to get the tweet to more headlines

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>>32354350
Because, above all.
Fuck the chinese

>>32357989
Is that a fact? Source please.
Not surprised. Having worked for Taiwanese scumbags for 10 years, they want it all, hate Mainlanders like /pol/ does niggers, but would sell out their ideals for an easy ride profit.

My ex Boss would sell his first born for naming rights to an island.

Yeah, me salty.

>>32357760
>"One China" is nothing but linguistic bullying and a 100% lie.

let me correct that for you, you dumb inbred fuck.

"One China" is the defining framework under which all international dealings with China are subservient. The 1972 Joint Communique, if broken, will destroy the current geopolitical situation in East Asia

-t an educated American libertarian

Retards like you should not be allowed to vote, because retards like you can't tell the ass end of foreign policy with the business end of domestic dick waving.

Do us all a favor and just kill yourself.

>>32357342
>so it's 'president' is that in name only

are you this stupid or just intentionally acting like the product of fetal alcohol syndrome AND down syndrome?

>>32358094
Ok now do Business with Taiwan.
>You can't.
>Why?
>With China over there, it's redundant.
Hell Taiwan IMPORTS its fucking labor from Southeast Asia since they're mostly either grandpas or weeab neets nowadays.

>>32358111
No, just sating my salt addiction. Thanks for the hit, chiang.

>>32358043
http://www.eastasiaforum.org/2016/05/06/where-does-taiwan-stand-on-the-south-china-sea/

Here's a general and simplified summary.

tl:dr Taiwan claims the same shit as the PRC and is still butthurt about losing the civil war to the commies.

>>32358094
>The 1972 Joint Communique, if broken, will destroy the current geopolitical situation in East Asia
How can you break something that was never true? We don't coordinate trade deals with Taiwan by calling Beijing.

>-t an educated American libertarian
Sure thing Chang

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>>32358094
>>32358246
P.S. - lip service is not reality, Chang

>>32358040
The "I was only pretending to be retarded" tactic, a bold play, Donaldo

I want /pol/ to stay /pol/. In /pol/.

>>32358453
Nice idea, but /pol/'s got more active holes than a Flip Brothel.

>>32358285
pic related - all claimed as part of the Han empire on paper, but were actually independent states with their own foreign policy.

>>32358175
So then why do Microstar Products exist in most computers?
MSI is Taiwanese.
The US sells to Taiwan, many do.
All the difference is the same as with Turkey and ISIS, no recognition, business done with rebels.

ayylmao

>>32358094
>libertarian
>sucking commie's dick
Get that dick off your mouth and speak clearly, faggot.

>>32358094
>One China
>Does not even interpret respectively
-t "educated" "American" "libertarian"

muh china stronk!

>>32358246
>We don't coordinate trade deals with Taiwan by calling Beijing.

last time I checked, PRC took over the security council seat.

Look, I know it's fashionable to demonstrate a putrid level of stupidity now that Donald Trump is the president elect, and that k/ in general is filled with the poor, uneducated swath that society rejects, but take off your MAGA hat for a second and REALLY think through the consequences.

The issue is that there are simply too many unknowns if you unravel the geopolitical structure in east asia in such a haphazard manner.

Of course you wouldn't understand that because you're poor, dumb, and uneducated, so think whatever the fuck you want.

Just remember, you don't amount to much. So check your undeserved sense of self importance, fag.

>>32358285
>>32361644
>>32362171
retards. Does not warrant an actual response.

>>32363846
I just got here and you seem mad.

In terms of geopolitical structures, keep this in mind; The United States is the only superpower, economically and militarily.

The PRC inflates their GDP, has a massively corrupt command structure, and lacks enough power in terms of logistics, nuclear arms, stealth aircraft, trained personnel, and operational readiness to fight the United States or the ROC itself.

The economic implications of a war with the PRC due to US defense or economic engagement with the ROC would injure but not destroy the US or global economy.

>>32363886
>would injure but not destroy the US or global economy.

it's a price that I, as an American, would not like to pay. And removing a fifth of the human population from the global market might as well destroy it. This isn't 1960 anymore.

>>32347477
Stop provoking them by constantly walking up to the line and saying "NAHNAH NA NAHNAH I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU"

>>32363886
>implications of a war with the PRC
Russia intervenes, unless US buys it with a deal so sweet it ends up costing orders of magnitude more than any Chinese shenanigans. Nuclear stand-off ensues. Billions of pants are soiled. US backs the fuck off. Rest of the relevant world is pissed AF at the US for almost breaking a perfectly working system. Putin and Jinping can't find words to thank you for your cooperation, proceed to successfully paint the US as a warmonger "perpetuating the horrors of Cold War" and swallow up a couple of uncooperative neighbors each in the noise of the global outrage. Turkey gets it's excuse to leave NATO. Pro-Russian candidates win the presidential elections a good part of Eastern Europe, including Ukraine. Rise of the right in West gets extinguished before it even starts proper.

Single-handedly, you manage to cause the most damage to America's geopolitical standing in the last 40 years. Castro rises from his grave to respectfully shake your hand.

>Somebody snags a civvie oceanographic drone
>ITS HAPPENING

What's happening? This isn't even Cold War-tier as far as shenanigans go.

>>32348617
>ITT, spouting off populist horseshit to a primed audience requires intelligence

>>32348559
>give it to Japan

Well if there's one way to get the ROC to voluntarily side with the mainland, it's that.

>>32364378
Would that line be the territorial water line as defined by anyone sane, or the China's own "Baghdad Bob couldn't say this with a straight face" line?

>>32348617
>he beat two separate wealthy political establishments who were supporting two entrenched political dynasties with nothing but a good PR strategy and an understanding of modern popular culture
Dude, a NIGGER managed to do exactly that. It's much more an issue of being in the right place at the right time than any sort of an amazing feat of brilliance.

>>32364581
Fair point. But what are we getting out of trolling the middle of nowhere in the S China Sea/Indian Ocean? Projecting force for S Korea? Is China somehow still unaware our Navy would destroy them in a matter of hours?

>>32364490
>Russia intervening for China in a conflict with the US

Now that's funny.

>US backing off after it's ships are sunk

That's really funny.

>Nuclear standoff

Anon, you know China only has about 60 active warheads right?

>>32348488
That's the joke. To my understanding, the US supported the nationalist chinese government that resides in Taiwan. Because only the US and a few other countries recognize Taiwan as an independant country. China says no.

>>32365233
>Russia missing such an opportunity to trip the US
Now that's funny.

>Anon, you know China only has about 60 active warheads right?
Anon, you know how many Russia has?

>>32365571
Again, you think Russia would ever defend the PRC, kek.

>>32365571
>Russia getting into a nuclear confrontation with the US on behalf of China
Yeah no

>>32365597
> you think Russia would ever defend the PRC
They sure did during Korea. China was under the USSR's nuclear umbrella.

>>32348452

Yes and no.

>The Marine Corps Security Force Regiment is a dedicated security and counter-terrorism unit of the United States Marine Corps.[1][2] It provides security forces to guard high-value naval installations, most notably those containing nuclear vessels and weapons.

>>32365683
>USSR = Russian federation

Xaxaxaxaxaaxaxa

>>32365719
>YOU = SMART

Xaxaxaxaxaaxaxa

>>32365233
>Anon, you know China only has about 60 active warheads right?

you have to be really stupid to believe that.

Like, REALLY stupid.

>>32365935
>>32365951
First, samefag.

Second, so you know that China never really modernized it's ICBMs yes?

Or that they invested at all in MAD.

Because, fun story, they didn't.

>>32365597
It's not about defending China - it's about meddling in the US' plans.

>>32365969
>China never really modernized it's ICBMs yes?
really? Because I'm pretty sure the DF-5 has a replacement slated.

Look, it's not cool to be dumb, ok?

>>32352796
So, if you park your car on the street, and there is no human occupant, I can claim it as salvage and take it?

>>32367629
in Detroit you can.

>>32353454
>rand paul

I like having military funding thanks

>>32348272
>Delta/SEALs assault the carrier
>successfully seize it
>drive it out of port
>carrier breaks down 50 meters out
>explodes 20 seconds later due to being obsolescent shit
>justaspranned.jpeg

>>32348363
he actually told them to fuck off and keep it

https://www.navytimes.com/articles/china-says-it-is-appropriately-handling-us-navy-drone-issue

>>32347719
Build a bigger artificial island

>>32347719
We just did: the title of "only china"

Why else would they get pissy enough to steal the aquatic equivalent of a weather balloon?

>>32347477
>How can America respond?
rage on twitter and hurl insults

>>32348363
maybe those electors will save you, m8

>>32347477
>War with China
Oh boy! I can't wait to slay some Chink pussy with my bwc.

Do you think the Chinese army will give a good fight? I thought a while ago, the army was protesting the goverment because of lay offs.