/k/aption this photo

>>32340202
yo, what is up with that girls proportions

ayylmao looking bitch

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>>32340202

>>32340261

>you picked wrong fucking neighbourhood fool

>>32340261
>private first class fuddface and private smokesmcgee prep for their first recon mission

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>>32340202
I Did it!

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>>32340202

>>32340359
>tfw u wanna kill urself but look hard

[le 100 crying laugh emoji meme here]

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>>32340202

>>32340461
>fighting a land war
>in winter
>in Russia

>>32340484

Looks cool af though.

>>32340397
>ywn have a little monkey bro take a nap on your Kalashnikov

>>32340202

>The weak must fear the strong.

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>>32340202

>>32340769
>After being under water for over an hour
>the mother whale surfaces for a breath before submerging again

>>32340397
Comfy

>>32340831

I was expecting something 'sea men' related, so I'll congratulate you for not being this obvious. You're a better person than me senpai.

>>32340974
You're using the barrel to toast your bread again, aren't you Carl?

>>32340974
>zis ist mien bread und butter!

>>32340659
No time to check dubs, gotta kill more emus mate.

>>32340974
>When you wake up late to defend the fatherland so you have take your breakfast with you

>>32340974
"I CAN believe it's not butter"

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>>32340202

>>32340359
A self correcting problem.

>>32340202

LIBERALS WORSE NIGHTMARE

ACTUAL PARENTING

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>>32340612

Story?

>>32341268

It was bring your rocket launcher to work day.

>>32341268

I believe it is:

"Gun buyback turns in [inert, harmless] anti-aircraft missile launcher!"

I think, anyway. I read an article about someone turning in a spent stinger tube at one.

>>32340332
No,nope, no, just hell no.

>>32340332

>COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

>>32340332

Butthurt about Mossberg v Remington threads

>>32340592
Poor life decisions

>>32340397
>Brazilian paratrooper

>>32340769
>OP's mom takes a bath

>>32340974
>jams so often I decided to make a sandwich

>>32340202
>stop shaking old man!

>>32340461
>>32340484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE

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>>32341709

>>32341813

>Doctor Pavel, am KGB.

>>32340974
running to work with a piece of toast in my mouth. Just more proof my life is an anime

>>32341880
>KGB
>Truck has gign written on it

>>32341902

I know, but I couldn't think of any funny shit a German would say.

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>>32341709

>>32341917
cease

>>32341305
Ding ding ding this.

Some fucking noguns inherited an inert launcher and turned it in at a gun buy back.

Got 200$ worth of gift cards (I think it was Applebees).

Fucker could have sold it on the market for hella mulla.

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>>32340202
little girls with big guns

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>>32342482

>>32340592
i hope thats a pattern on tights & not tattoos because they would be awful

>>32342499

>Muzzle pointed upward
>superb trigger discipline

operator/10 would go on mission with

>>32340234
All children are either fat, average, or look like ayys.

>>32340273
Finally succumbing to his white guilt, Red makes himself the willing slave of a young niggerboy. Someday, Red hopes, he can atone for every "Jap" he killed in America's greatest war of agression.

>>32342501
The actions I am about to perform are unrelated to our personal relationship up to this point, child.

>>32342295
Oh that got to be the worst.
>can't turn back
>hate apple bees
>only giftcards

>>32340667
>whats that funny smell?

>>32342365
>Luftwaffles

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>>32342501

>>32340332
>now, THAT's a douche

>>32340359
>don't trust anyone, not even yourself

>>32340592
Does she even have knees?

>>32340769
We are become whale /k/omerade

>>32342309
Here's to hoping those are depleted uranium

>>32340202
Friendzoned

>>32342365
Fallschirmjäger, bunker buster troops.

>>32340397
>AK you smell good
>Stop monkey das gay
>Do I smell cosmoline

>>32341683
this

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>>32340202

>the weak should fear the strong

>>32340592
The more I look at it, the more it looks like a mannequin...

>>32341709
for you see ivan, without necks, enemy cannot cut jugulars.

>>32342365
The German Volkssturm gets even more desperate as they begin to enlist some if their weakest people. Circa 1945,colorized

>>32340974
>>32341017
>When you kill all the Ivans with your toaster

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>>32343539

>>32342365
Nazi Luftwaffe General Hermann Göring attempts to disguise himself as a common German soldier to evade war crime prosecution, late 1945.

>>32341709
Girl looks like she's pulling something out of her ass...

>>32343604
>Luftwaffe
More like luftwaffle

>>32340202
>My wife's daughter

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>>32340974

>>32341683
Hehe, so very true

>>32340332
the most assblasted man in the world

>>32340461
>schutzen on Tiger II
Muh dik.

>>32340261
>snowmobiles are for sissies!

>>32340397
>Insert African child soldier meme

"Man teaches his granddaughter how and where to shoot a Jew, Colorized 1944"

>>32344074
nice

>>32345181
> 3rd Dummegläserkorp, circa June 42 (colorized)

>>32345181
>It's 106 miles to Stalingrad, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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>>32340202
I tried.

>>32340202
Child soldier mans an anti-tank rifle in Berlin as the Red Army demolishes the city, 1945. (Colorised)

>>32341897
Underrated

>>32340592
It's hard to tell whether or not that's stockings.

The pistol and garter could definitely work as a design though,

>>32341650
You're an idiot.

>>32340397
Still 3000% more effective than a trained Afghan.

>>32345181
>Shiny and chrome

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>>32347391
Should I get WTNSME as a vanity plate for my schnitzelwagon?

>>32342365
god damn the /k autists are failing..
1. german outfit
2. Italian Beretta model 38/42/433/44
3. Chef-boyardee physical profile

clearly a fat Italian wanting to fight in the great war...