Fun hypothetical time: The apocalypse hits, and society breaks

>>32339675
>there's a knock at my door
>"Hi anon, we're here to survive with you"
>fuck off we're full
The end.

>>32339675
Fudds get shotguns and hunting rifles

Teens get ar15s

Women get pistols

I man the mortar

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>be black
>dad knocks on door
>"Howdy son, I'm glad to see you're still okay, I looted some supplies on my way over to help us survive the hardship"
>I've never seen this man before in my life
>Let him in anyways because a brotha is a brotha and he ass brought Popeye's

>>32339675
>extended family arrives, with loads of supplies
>shoot them all and keep the spoils of war
Big groups only starve faster

>mfw don't associate with extended family

>mfw every man in the family has at least 1 gun

>I keep my nugget
>Brothers have shotguns and rifles
>Give girlfriend and mom dad's handguns (gen 1 Glock 19 and some .45)

>strap pig-sticker to doggo

>>32340217
>and he ass brought Popeye's
>eating Popeye's that has been transported within the rectum
Have you tried not acting like you're still in prison?

>>32340727
>be black

No, I haven't

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>SHTF finally happens
>My time has come
>get SS uniform, don it
>fortify house with barbed wire
>Grab my Luger and k38
>Defend house like its Stalingrad
>Family shows up, seeking asylum
>ICH NICHT HAT EINE FAMILIE
>start shooting at them
>they shoot back
>Little do they expect
>My garage door opens, revealing a Tiger
>NICHTS KANN HALT MICH
>Plebs only have 4 shermans
>Only kill 4/5 of my tank before i remove all the sherman
>Those surviving surrender
>Put them to work building a POW camp
>Only let them out to build more fortifications
>By month one of having them captured my house has trenches dug around it, heavily fortified walls, an entire artillery setup on the roof and a gas chamber built
>mfw
The apocalypse wouldnt be so bad, I guess

>>32340691
>he never read the story of the guy in Bosnia who actually lived through the habbening and told us how

>>32340860
Do tell.

>faggot uncle
>Dementia Grandma,
>Okay aunt
>Bitch. aunt and her bitch daughter

Get my grandfather's guns they been keeping from me and tell them "GTFO. I have useful people coming over soon."

Light up a cigarette, snort some adderall and wait till my service buddies and my friends I introduced to guns show up.

>>32340960
It's like the answer to "how to lose weight" is always just diet and exercise

Water, food, batteries, medicine, toilet paper. Keep your head down and your people together, wait for society to happen again.