New Se/k/ret Santa Thread

FIRST FUCKING SHITPOST

George G of PA, whats your size?

>>32337431
>FIRST FUCKING SHITPOST
SECOND

>>32337442
>George G of PA, whats your size?

3.5 inches hard

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>>32337463

>>32337446
totally rekt.

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Imma repost this cause other thread died to fast.

Jacob from Ohio here ya go ya filthy animal.

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>>32337463

Jeff from WA
They flew your box to JFK airport instead of a place close to you for some reason
Idk what's going on
tracking says 4-10 business days so I hope you get it on time
pls don't be mad

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Anyone got NJ?

>>32337352
>Just trying to be nice not everyone who goes on /k/ is a psychopath.
True true, you have a nice bedroom, sorry I damaged that tree getting those pics of you sleeping.

that feel when nobody mentions M from Kansas...

GO in ga here
Got some packages today
UHH GODS I CAN"T WAIT TO OPEN THEM

Anyone for Kristiansund Norway?

>>32337659
That feel feel when no T from WA

Idk if not knowing will be better than knowing anymore

>>32337729
Tfw no D from MN

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>worst fear is they never show up in the unboxing thread and I never find out how I did

>>32337781
tfw i'll never get the D from MN

>>32337790
;) who kno

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I'm going to get snubbed this year, aren't I?

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Any ships to Cary?

>>32337790
tfw no D

>>32337795
Samefeel

>>32337817
London?

>>32337795
I dunno.
You from MD?

>>32337817
L O N D O N

who is shipping to an sc fag?

I feel like any of our anons who don't browse won't send good gifts. This is the true Kommando test

>>32337795
Is that what you requested?

Curious if my target got my package

Dillion salem of NH.

Your shit shipped yesterday.


Also.


Did anyone get a

Guy from parker , pa?

haven't even seen my state mentioned so I would be worried, but.. creep emailed me saying my santa needed to know if I had a peanut allergy. so I'm assuming there's someone out there

>>32337826
Nope.
US

>>32337879
Yeah but he removed my tent :^)

>>32337785
same here. blew right past my bracket but it'll all be worth it if some anon enjoys it, but he better post in the unboxing thread

>>32337848
NO.
AM NOT EUROPOOR
AM AMERICANPOOR

Did the anon in Bellingham, Washington get their stuff? It should have been delivered last Friday.

On another note did anybody get someone in Lehi, UT?

I am giving a gift and not telling the recipient here when he asks.
I love to watch people in painful anticipation.

>>32337659
Because Kansas is full of communists who don't celebrate Christmas

>>32337420
my present is going out this saturday
it should be there before the 24th

>>32337905
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>32337920
I have a feeling this is my anon

>>32337929
More like London amirite

i wish crimson would post a list of people who haven't emailed or something

Did alex at a pawn shop in texas get his?

>>32337999
I wish he would post a list of countries people have participated from, really interested to see how widespread this gets.
It would be fricking awesome to see a world map with lines like a flight path connecting all the gifting locations.

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>>32338023
like this, but with gifts

>>32337922
Nigga wat?

>>32337993
What did he mean by this?

>>32338067
>What did he mean by this?
This is honestly my favorite meme.

Anyone have Andrew from Syracuse? I sent out my target's stuff already but I'm still waiting.

>>32338113
>>32338067
L O N DO N O N O N O N

>>32338113
What did he mean by this?

>>32338113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGp-hjeJZtE

>>32337785
If they don't post in the unboxing that means they weren't excited about it enough to post.

It means you failed.

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>>32337729
>>32337781
>>32337795
>>32337823
I wouldn't start worrying just yet guys. I wasn't mentioned in the thread but I just received my package today. Just wait until christmas, and if you did get grinched well, I know I and some others are signed up in the anti-grinch brigade, you'll definitely get something.

Also to the person who sent me my package (NF from Ohio) I've been molesting it to figure out what it is and my excitement grows every time.

>>32338183
B-b-but anon!
/k/ristmas gifts are not for lewd!!!

Also you're a good anon, anon.

James in Florida, I only have half your package Amazon fucked me on the other half, it may be late, after Christmas, but by the kube you will not be grinched

>>32338052
You heard me you Kansas piece of shit

>>32337785
K from Wind Gap. I got it senpai!

>>32338384
/K/anas best state. GTFO Missouri scum.

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>>32337999
Trips of truth deserve a response.
Not CreepFinder but I feel comfortable saying he is busy as fuck. He is updating the Crimson Caravan site with a bunch of new product while running the SecretSanta (Atheists BTFO). Give him some well deserved slack FFS.
Myself and a few others have offered to make sure no one gets fucked over so just chill the fuck out.

Considering this all happens on an anonymous anime image board I think it turns out pretty pretty pretty fucking good.

I will say that anons not giving updates to their targets should get dragged through a half mile of dogshit and glass shards because WTF people... how hard is it to post a fucking update.

>>32338759
thanks guvnor

Anyone have Jason in Florida?
Curious because I go out of town late next week and my post office is kind of ass here so if you can, let me know the rough ETA if you plan on it shipping here then so I can have someone pick up the box they'll dump on my stoop.

>>32338919
Orlando?

>>32338759
I've been doing my best, just don't want him to forget

Ily Crimson don't feel stressed

Jon from Washington state: I'm going beer shopping for you tomorrow. I posted in a previous thread, asking what kind of beer you liked. If I don't hear from you, you're gonna get some local beer, but a random type.

Maatti from some town I can't pronounce in Finland: I'm waiting on gear to show up. You're getting it all after Christmas.

>>32338759
People don't update for infinity reasons not all of them being malicious or intentional. Show some understanding.


Theres plenty of us willing to help as backup.

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>>32339076
Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have TWO targets?

>>32339018
Ocala
Last initial S.

>>32337854
I am, are you Chance?

>>32337879
Right here z, I'm sending it tomorrow via ups. Sincerely anon

>tfw no updates for California.
Pls anon. Help me get a little escapism from this nogunz shithole

Can I still join this or is it too late?

>>32331933
It's Freeman M 101 from last thread. I caught you confirming the address in the last thread which is good because I do have a change

no I changed address once on the google form and have a different address now. It must not have submitted.

email me at [email protected] not get the new address. Include the a city or zip or something from the old address so I know you are legit.

or email crimson I gave him the new address.

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>>32339752
You were too late two weeks ago dude.

>>32339771
Yeah, I thought so. No worries

>>32336945
>THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND.
chto?
>>32337133
Thanks for the... ammo? I feel something tinny and a bit of a soft muffling when I shake the box...
OOh I'm hyped!

I signed up for /a/'s secret santa this year, they take it very seriously. Hand drawn cards are required, gifts should be shipped on or before Dec 10, photos of gifts or cards are mandatory.

/k/ is much more lax, though I feel that it makes it less personal.

>>32339874
it's not like that at all

>>32339147
nah bruv sorry

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>>32339874
/k/ is more fun and there's more comraderie
That's why I do it instead
People put a lot more love in their gift when they're not forced to do it

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>>32339874
It can potentially cut both ways, anyone whose does personalize their stuff for their target did it because they genuinely wanted to and in a way that they thought of themselves. It also can go the other way where they threw some stuff a box and just shipped what was on the list. To me it make any personal touches that much more fun, because I didn't have to, and it lets people who are really busy still participate.

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ZR in OK your dildoes are incoming

>>32337420
I'm chipping away at the 100+ emails I woke up to today. If you guys have any unresolved issues, I'm working on them. If anything new has come up, shoot me a message and I'll try to get back to you quickly.

>>32338683
FUCK YOU COMMIE BORDER HOPPER FUCK YOU

James from Delaware, I'm working hard as I can to get your shit sent out so it'll arrive before christmas but I might not be able to make it, sorry, I really am.

>>32340221
BRING IT MISSOURI SKUMBAG BOARDER RUFFIAN

>>32337420
Anyone get someone from West Virginia?

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>>32339460
really :3

did you get any thing with Velcro on it?

>>32340251
I swear to god I'll burn Lawrence again myself

>>32339863
when you open it there will be crumpled up paper grocery bags as a kind of hobo bubble wrap, ignore it and get to the core I wrapped it up excessively for safety

>>32337879
No package yet
Mark from New Mexico, your shit is going out tomorrow.

>>32340535
well judging by the tracking # it should be there either friday-monday

>>32340081
Last 2 years I did the /k/ secret santa my anons just ordered me something online and had it delivered to my house with only a little note on the comments of the receipt. This year I got a package direct from my /a/ secret santa and he says he bought stuff online and then repackaged it with a card he made himself.

>>32337854
I am to a Michael. I'm shipping it out tomorrow.

>>32340714
>>32340081
It's a mixed bag a lot of the time. I signed up for like 5 different board's Secret Santas with the intent to repackage and personally send out all the gifts, but with time and financial contraints I'll only be hand packaging the one for my /k/ target. Sometimes it happens.

B.S. in Florence AZ. I'll be mailing your stuff out tomorrow.

>>32340731
do you compile data on participants?
would you be willing to share location data (city only) so I can make a cool map?

>>32340731
I physically am unable to given time constraints. At college now and as soon as I get home I'm heading out, so I hope 45-50 enjoys what I ordered him.

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M. Spook In Cali your gift will arrive the 23rd.

>>32340144
Is it dildos or dildoes? Can anyone smarter than me answer this?

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>>32337571
You're worth the wait <3

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Who is shipping to Kevin in PA?

>>32340910
Shit I think I just fell in love.

>>32340749
Seconding this. I want to see where you degenerates are from.

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>>32340952
from the zee map and probably dated but still

>>32337431
Hey, remember that one time you organized Secret Santa, but instead of "organizing" it, you just trashed everything and ruined the whole event, but all the while maintained an air of unrelenting assurance that everything was fine and that it was under control--dooming any chance of salvaging the shit-fest?

I remember like half the people never got anything at all after contributing to the Secret Santa, but only a few people actually complained they never recieved a target.
This could just be human greed for not speaking up, but it does raise questions, because you ASSURED us everyone had targets.
Seems awful fishy, and entirely possible you just diverted a shit ton of gifts your way.

Either way, fuck you, Johnson. I was out quite a bit of money last year sending gifts to an asshole who never even posted an unboxing. The entire experience was fruitless, and just downright depressing.
Surprised you even had the nerve to enter this year, let alone boldly show your faggy trip in these threads.

>>32340910
How is one woman so perfect?

>>32340737
>See AZ that's not part of amazon url
>it's still not me
Who lives in Florence that wasn't sentenced to by the state?

next year, if you want gun shit, please for the love of christ include bore diameter and other specifics.

If I didn't go way over budget like everyone else should I gift wrap my stuff?

>>32341973
Sure. If you can find dildo themed wrapping paper.

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>>32339076
Do you mean Jon or Juan? I am also from WA, I like my beer like I like my woman's wild.

>>32318346

Phil from GA here.

I received the package, thanks!

I do lurk these threads btw, when I'm not busy getting gangbanged by finals. At the moment I'm squeezing in time between studying to add personal flair to my secret santa present.

Anyone got a B.J (kek) from WA?

Also Taylor from VT your shit is on the way famalam.

>>32342076
Jon, not Juan. Y todos los mexicanos les gustan a la cerveza corona, y no les gustan a cervezas reales.

>>32342161
I just got done with my finals gangbang. I feel your pain. My ass still feels it.

Blake from Portland, Your stuff should arrive on the 18th and 20th. :)

...Did anyone get Hass from CO?

>>32340762
Yeah shit happens.

>>32340749
>>32340952
>>32340975
Yeah, I was planning to put together some vague demographics for fun. I'll probably do that next week during my days off.

>>32342323
Is there a cutoff dy for shipping?

>>32340787
Yes my niqqa

>>32342333
The sooner the better.

Any updates on bend Oregon yet?

>>32340910
>tfw no /k/-approved gf to do non-/k/-approved things to
Sigh.

>>32337420
How did you guys pick who's s.s is who's?

>>32339122
>Show some understanding.
The irony.

>>32341054
I like you. I didn't get a target and complained through 2 threads before hand

>>32340910
Jesus homie
I came here to laugh, not to feel

but either way if it doesn't make it for the thread please contact my email for the opening (it's included)

>>32342800
Social security numbers.

If yours had dubs you get matched with a namefag

>>32341054
>Hey, remember that one time you organized Secret Santa, but instead of "organizing" it, you just trashed everything and ruined the whole event, but all the while maintained an air of unrelenting assurance that everything was fine and that it was under control--dooming any chance of salvaging the shit-fest?
Why don't I remember this did he really fuck everything up?

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>>32341054
Woah makes you think what if everyone gets fooled and sended they gift to one person and that one person got everything and gtfo. Shiiit would be the greatest secret Santa heist ever.

>>32343111
Don't give them any ideas

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>>32342272
I got some Hass from California

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>>32342773
I know this feel. My ex was from Tennessee and was the only one I dated that didn't chimp out about guns.

WB in nc I hope you like cinnamon

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/K/emal from Java, be ready. Because soooooon... (someone will contacts you regarding customs formalities)
>I hope that my "/k/omando" have translated my address for himself... I live literally in Red Army street

>>32343827
>Indonesia
>RAY

LOL send him a note from the ATF saying "Thanks for the guns dumbass"

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>>32343868
No worries :3
X-ray operator, has been warned in advance...

>>32337420
So, originally I wanted to send out a unique patch to everyone that signed up early, however with the much greater number of participants than expected I won't be able to. Instead I'm going to include a coupon to cover the cost of a patch from the store so you guys can each pick one out for yourself. This will be for everyone, not just the early sign ups.

Sorry I couldn't stay truer to my word.

>>32344172
das ok, getting to choose you own is cool

>>32344172
I didn't know you had planned to do anything like that, so I'm fucking stoked either way. Thanks, Kommrade!

>>32344172
*include a coupon in your Christmas cards.

There's also a good chance you won't get your card till after Christmas as I have just under 250 cards to make.

>>32344185
Also you have to send out a package that some retard (me) accidentally sent to your address instead of my target.

I'll pay for shipping btw

>>32344172
>>32344185
Don't worry about it man, time travels way too fast in the holiday season and there's always way too much to do.

Got to say I'm super impressed you're doing 250 cards, they were awesome last time you did them so looking forward to seeing them this year!

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Halfway finished on part of the gift for my target.

Waving a Spyderco Tenacious, also ordered some Ceramic Nitride bearings for it.
I've got the general shape close to right, and I'm going to finish it with hand files and sandpaper.

Sorry I'm taking so long, but I'm still waiting on some patches for the box as well.

Shipping is going to legitimately cost 2* the price range in and of itself.

>>32344172
What qualifies as early signup? I signed up within 15ish replies of the first thread.

You've outdone yourself this year, congrat

>>32337420
Venom Actual here, I got the package, thanks amigo

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>>32340546
Got it. Hopefully no damage

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>tfw UPS data for my target's package hasn't updated in 3 days
>was conspicuously marked with "SMALL ARMS CARTRIDGES"
>basically a giant "STEAL ME" sign

>>32344589
Nothing fragile but god damn usps. You had one job.
I hope you like the one gift I got you. I couldnt find any of the stuff you requested but I thought it was pretty neat

> see my package arrived already
> Can't get it until the 2-3 of Jan

Can we keep the unboxing threads going for a week after Christmas please.

>>32345182
There are likely going to be several presents arriving after Christmas, so we'll probably be having unboxing threads well into January.

>>32345182
Yeah, we're doing round of unboxing threads on New Years.

>>32344377
It was going to be the first 100 originally. But instead everyone gets a patch.

>>32341054
Fucking savage

>>32339076
That's a breath of relief. My name has one less A in it tho(Matti, not Maatti). Hopefully the shipping companies don't rob you blind.

I prefer dildos to pipe bombs, just putting it out there in case you get creative.

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Anyone shipping to Ireland?

An extremely long shot, but it's worth a shot...

>>32342553
I hope you'll enjoy! I'm thinking of sending some BBQ sauce from a town close to me in upstate New York.

>>32341054
My only complaint is is how late we got our targets. Makes it really hard to get stuff for people unless you disregard their wishlist.
Instead of being a crybaby bitch, I'm just going to make a spreadsheet to make pairs automatically and send to crimson because that actually accomplishes something.

>>32346227
yea I will agree on that but .

he is one guy who also got the flu during that time.

If you dont procrastinate you can ship them out within a reasonableish time but a month advance to buy stuff would be nice.

>>32342272
Awesome man! can't wait

Eric from PA, sent your stuff out today. Should arrive Monday the 19

RG of Rolla, MO, did you get the package? USPS says that there is no status after it being out for delivery.

I don't want it to somehow get stolen or lost at the very last minute...

>>32346384
HM of VA, expect a package on the 19th

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>>32340910
>>32340910
>>32340910

yo homeboy
tracking says it was delivered, is it true?

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Does UPS usually take a long time to update their shit? The package for my target left my state 3 days ago and it said the next scheduled event would be on Friday by 5PM and now I'm praying they didn't fucking steal it.

>>32347036
>Does UPS usually take a long time to update their shit?
Nope. UPS is a logistical wizard. Looks like your package grew legs.

>>32337420
Jon from CA

The three used women's bicycle seats are packaged and wrapped just like you requested. I included two used dildos in an uncle Miles holster to keep it /k/ related. Should be there soon bud. Merry Christmas

>>32345927
>prefers gay sex to straight sex
>son I am disappoint

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Jesse in Phoenix I finally got your shit aggregated and wrapped. Going into the post tomorrow, finals delayed me.

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>>32337420
if you mailed something to clarksville TN and it was from amazon, i sent it back not thinking about it.

>get usps slip in door
>go to usps
>postman bring me a box that has my adress but someone else's name on the box
>nope not me, thanks for making me wait 30min in line for nothing ya fuck
>driving home
>wait a sec
>oh shit was that from /k/??
>but nothing i asked for could come from amazon?
>god fucking danmit...

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>>32347674

>>32338143
>related video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzHhAJUJuqE

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>>32344405
No problem bro, make sure you open it up from the top.

>>32339724
are you cole?

>>32340144
those....are my initials.....and my home state, but i dont reside there anymore....im scared....someone knows too much...

>>32347725
i swear the water here in tn will make you fucking retarded.....my I.Q., general problem solving, critical thinking ect has gone down since ive been here....i used to have a vibrant vocabulary....the army did this to me....

>>32346156
Syracuse here, dinosaur?

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>>32347314
Don't scare me anon, it still hasn't updated.

Join $100 group
Spend $150 + stuff you stole from work
Spend $35 on shipping
Decide to join a different bracket next year

>>32348145
>tfw I did this too

Next year Creep should add a $100-200 bracket, but then I'm afraid I might spend like 300.

M.R from CT here:

AK fag, your box made me kek and my girlfriend has many questions. I haven't seen it yet since I'm out of country for work but the picture SE sent me says

>Visiting a Mongolian Basket Weaving fourm

Thanks for the laughs. Next time I'm up in Alaska (I frequent the great white north) I owe you a beer.

Cheers mate.

>>32348166
HAHA! Glad to hear it! I'll see you in Anchorage when you come up next.

>>32345927
See, I can't spell or pronounce anything in Finnish. With my luck, I'll misspell something, and your package will end up is swedecuckistan.

Good news is that another small piece of your gear showed up today. I'll be sure to find you a dildo.

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>>32346954
>>32340910
Jeff homeboy are you there?
Did you get the pack?

>Ask for status update
>Tracking number
>Tracking number not to my address
>Target mailed the package to himself by accident, but is resending soon
Top Kek, etc

>>32348281
Thats the same as my issued neckgaiter

>>32347499

I have a (playful) girlfriend.
I also want to avoid problems with customs.

Did someone here ship to a JP in BC? I received a package from Amazon prime today, and I didn't order anything.

>>32348299
>mailed a package to yourself and didn't realize it
U fukken wut m8?

>>32348459
Sounds like a under developed plan to grinch someone

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>>32346290
Hey im a Eric from pa! I wonder if this is me!

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>>32339076
This is $100 box Jon from WA. It's your choice what you want to get. Either your preference, or some of the local flavor.
Tbh, I never expected anything to come out of this secret Santa thing. Thanks /k/.
And thanks as well to crimson caravan for making all this possible.

>>32348525
>>32339076
Oh also my phone is being an ass, and keeps saying my isp is banned or something. Currently posting from my old phone.

>>32348459
>>32348487
It's not I don't think if my santa is who I think it is.

Henri B in Rapid City SD Don't expect your gift till a bit after Christmas I just got matched and won't be able to send you're stuff till some time next week.

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MERLIN OF IL, I am assembling your package tonight, expect it SOON™

>>32347434
<<<LOVE>>>

>>32347499
Sounds like I need to enclose a thunder from down under DVD and calendar for her. Also, grenades.

Oh and just as an FYI.

If my target could keep the packaging somehwat SFW I would love that.
I live at home with my family and I don't want them so see a dildo box

Alright, [spoiler]HT[/spoiler] of [spoiler]BC[/spoiler]
Apparently Creep sent you an email but I haven't gotten a reply yet.
Gotta know a few things before I buy for you because I have no idea what your tastes are.
If you want to clarify what sort of stuff you like, feel free to reply to this or send an email to Creep to forward to me.
Also, do you have a PAL? Don't want to get you anything that will get you in trouble if you don't, but might be able to get you something fun if you do.
Any allergies or foodstuffs you'd like to avoid?
Anyway, you have until early Monday to tell me what you like or I'm just going to try pick something out from the local bookstore that may or may not be to your preference.

>>32348856
You might be mine so I'll draw dicks and warning messages on the side just in case.

>>32348856
Your target isn't the one sending you a gift. It's round robin, so A - B, B - C, C - D, D - A.

>>32348883
T in WA...?

Please for the love of god don't do that

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>>32348281
I believe so!! My gf sent me a pic of a beautiful package today. Sadly I'm working a 14 hour day but I'll be home in about 3 hours and I'll post a pic of me cuddling it <3

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Max from PA IDK if you read these threads but your package is sent. Clerk said you will get your package monday.

>>32349047
If he doesnt know i'll tell him tomorrow

To uhh sean ..shaun..whoever " December 16, 2016 , 4:30 pm


Acceptance
RUSSIAN FEDERATION " ...so eventually?

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>>32348985
please do <3
but I'm disappointed you got a gf
i wanted to be your gf tonight :(

I have my targets gifts i just need to send them :V anon from Chuluota, FL, you're not forgotten homie i just need to get the shit in the mail!!!!

>>32349138
Better get on that shit. If you're too far from him it might be too late for regular ground shipping.

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>>32349105
that feelio when Ian-sama won't be your gf for tonight.
I wanna touch his universal disassembly tool.

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>>32349206
The fuck happened to that guy?

>>32348873
I replied to him the day after he emailed me. But since he hasn't gotten back to you.

>have PAL
>have SKS (if it matters)
>no allergies, but meat is best

I think you also mentioned giving the package in person, which I am also ok with.

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>>32349105
My gf will be away tonight...

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Derek B in Minnie Apple E you package is being packed at the UPS store. I thought I could choose a box and put it inside. Instead the clerk took the gifts, so they might read something about a Russian invasion. Anyway Estimated delivery is the 22nd.

>>32349525
Fantastic; that helps a bunch. Any specific preferences/tastes you'd like to mention? I wouldn't want to get you something you don't like.

>>32349617
Taste in what? Meat? Gun stuff? Books?

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MACARONI AND MOTHERFUCKING CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEE

>>32349749
Gun stuff, vidya/weebshit, literature.
Don't think I can do much for you in the way of meat though.

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GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING MAC AND CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEEEE

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OH BABY PUT IT DEEEEEEP INSIDE ME
CREAMY, CHEESEY. I WANT IT ALL

ok im done just had to share

>>32349796
>>32349792
>>32349783
w-what kind of cheese is in it?

Whoever had Kris D from PA, you're a total bro, thanks for all the Rad milsurp

To Chris M from Alabama, your boxes should arrive by the 20th, sorry if they're late

>>32349800
normal cheese, I just really love mac and cheese I dont know what came over me
I needed to share these feelings with those I trust most (/k/ secret santa)
thank you for being understanding

Phill in GA your package should have arrived today I believe.

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>>32349528
Don't tempt me anon, I've got your address

>>32349577
Nice

Some dude in CO is gonna get a gucci bushcraft knife

How many people have just opened their gift before Christmas?

Because I don't think I'll be able to wait...

Dude in Avon, Co your shit will be there before christmas.
Vail sucks. Beavercreek is crap.
Love, some dude from Aspen.

>>32349924
mine is waiting for Christmas day. pre-openers are degenerates.

>>32349791
Haven't found a taste in gun stuff yet as I've only been hasguns for a couple of weeks.

Vidya/weebshit is mostly mecha/FPS.

For books, military history is always good.

>>32349932
>>32349924

I haven't received mine yet

:-;

>>32350250
my sender got changed and now I might not get it till after christmas :(

Bought my target something up out of the pricerange so hopefully he can have a nice christmas. Just want to make someone's day.

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>>32350250
I'm sure that it is coming!

Can any of you guys suggest a gift for my boyfriend in the Navy?

Something on the cheaper side related to the Navy if possible

>>32349242
He died.

>>32349807
You faggot, you're not supposed to open them yet!!

>>32348540
Im banned from posting when I'm not on my home wifi. Thanks T-Mobile

>>32350685
Turn on airplane mode for a minute.

That happens to my phone all the time. Usually works.

>>32349807
fuck me this is the first time I've seen bama mentioned but I'm chris w, not chris m. I got so excited for a second

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>>32347036
It's been 7 hours now since they said there'd be an update. Scheduled delivery is still for monday, but I feel myself turning into the increasingly nervous man meme.

>>32337813
NC? Sheeit, I live there too. We should shoot sometime

/k/radio from AZ your package has shipped expect it Wed.

>>32350412
>boyfriend
>navy
oh god my sides

>>32349528
do not tempt us with your succubus girlfriend and her voluptuous breasts
we are humble men of the /k/ube here

>>32349807
Wait to Mobile? And boxes?

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>>32329033
>Meanwhile.. Nicholas in AZ half you shit came in today... Do you like booze? my area has some nice distilleries.


I missed this post entirely but I'm definitely a fan of spirits. Can't wait!

My /ss/ package is all ready to go but I missed the post office closing time so I can't ship out until Monday.

ED in Dick Grayson Georgia you will be gifted soon, I'll ship it priority 2 day

Anon in Washington, I was a late joiner but I'm shipping a package of goodies to you Monday!

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TFW you've seen your state twice but not your name... Anyone got N.W. in Ohio?

>>32347919
I'm a little more down state. Nah I actually never had that one and I'm talking about brooks BBQ sauce

>>32346150
Not shipping to, but I received something from Ireland. Swiss customs declaration revealed the content in a nice big sticker though... Still looking forward to opening it.

Aabyhoej anon, your package got to the Danish border an hour and a half ago. I bought a bit more than I first thought, hope you like it! (and please do not look at the customs declaration, it will spoil the fun)

>>32351435
What are the initials? There are a lot of anons in Washington.

Anon from Oslo, your present is in customs, you should have it soon.

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>tfw still no news on my package

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OH SHIT BOI WHADDUP.

Can't wait to open this shit up.

Austriabro, if you read this, I seriously hope your package already arrived.

>>32349825


Yup. Received it!

Now I'm working on sending mine out...

>>32350719
Testing. If this works, then thanks.

>>32352600
Hey I guess I'm not banned anymore. It's a miracle.

>>32352521
YES YOU GOT IT!

Make sure you read the fucking letter cunt and post it.

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>>32352322
Hey, glad you got the package!

I'm sorry that they put the customs sticker on, but An Post (Irish postal system) wouldn't deliver it to you by Christmas if I used regular mail, so I decided to do it via express so you could open it on Christmas Day. They only put the sticker on after I gave it to the desk lady.

Anyway, I'm happy it got to you and I hope you enjoy it. Merry Christmas!

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>>32340242

It's okay anon, that's just how life is.

Wily Jones from Florida, did your package and letter arrive yet? The post office didn't give me a tracking number.

Sent a parcel to Norway today.

>>32352678
Got it yesterday, thank you very much. I will be sure to post pics! Also, I hope the express shipping was not too much...

Aabyhoejbro, are you reading the thread?

I feel bad because I bought one single item, didn't put anything in it or anything, and didn't even send a letter

>>32353625
firing squad for you

>>32353625
absolutely haram.jpg

WB in NC I'm shipping today

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>>32350896
>wake up
>a fucking mountain of white shit on the ground
>spend 2 hours shoveling it by myself
>get inside and suddenly explosive diarrhea
>spend 40 minutes on the toilet
>finally get on computer
>UPS still didn't update

This is the worst Saturday.

>>32349807
Glad you like it! Hope you liked the flag too, I sprung for the premium incase you hang it outside :) merry Christmas komrade

>>32352613
>Cunt
>Australia

yup

>>32353648
>>32353858
It's my first time, be gentle ;-;

>>32353625
>>32354774
Where is your target located?

>>32349103
>If he doesn't know i'll tell him tomorrow
Feds are working weekends now? I thought you only got weekend pay for attending the meets you fascist scumbags.
How many innocent Americans are you going to be able to bring cases against for sending gifts they didn't know violated federal laws and which you didn't speak up about
way to use 4chans anonymity to get around those pesky entrapment laws
>inb4 troll
Tell to the 6 MNbros who have fed cases pending and had nothing to do with buddyfucker SaigaMarine's entrapment work at the protests.

>>32354863
Ohio

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MERLIN OF IL: Your package is sent. You better not open it early or with a knife you fag.

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>>32355292
>or with a knife you fag.

How is he supposed to cut the tape without a knife?

>>32355335
Maybe the box is the gift

>>32355335
Pull tab.

>>32352538
NICE!
Hope you enjoy it. Don't know if Crimson told you or not, but the contents is wrapped if you want to junk the shitty box and put something under the tree.

Hey Johnson, you NYigger

I'm a retard and lost the tracking number, but I shipped it a few days ago. I'm gonna re-search for it, but post here once you get it so I can take my tin foil hat off

>>32351300
Yeah they had to ship separately, sorry if there's any delay

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Noah in KY I got all your stuff together and packed up. I was going to send it today but turns out my post office closes at 12 on Saturdays so it's getting sent out Monday. Sorry about the delay I've been incredibly busy lately I hope it reaches you before Christmas!

>>32354479
Oh I'll definitely get some use out of the flag :)

>>32354774
Next time throw in a rat trap and then ship it make sure it doesn't get triggered until someone opens it.

I've been grinched!

Still nothing.

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>still no mention in the se/k/ret santa threads

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>>32349138
Aye, I never doubted you anon

>>32349528

Those are some YesBoobs.com quality tits, get her on the site dude

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Finally able to finish up shopping for my target. Got a couple other odds and ends to throw in there and it'll be in the mail monday.

>>32340251
>>32340297
https://youtu.be/Ig2tItOIRag

>>32349242
Nerve gas

>>32356968
YESBOOBS.COM

I still have no idea what to do with that goddamn sticker.

>>32356002
Yeah I got it. Im not of a faith that follows christmas so I'm opening it early but I'll post about it in the thread.

>>32337420
J.M. from UT, your stuff shipped out yesterday. I lost the tracking number so idk when it'll actually get there, but it should be before christmas

>>32356986
What range are you in?

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Oh shit BB in florida my first gift arrived for your redneck ass. second gift is coming on the 21st.

>>32357359
$45-50, but I'm pretty sure I went over

>>32357282

Put the sticker on a very high traffic, public area. Ideally, the bumper of your car. Then take a pic for social media.

>>32357492
Give me your email and it'll go somewhere hightraffic in NYC. I'll send ya a picture

>>32357476
Fug I was hoping it was $25-$30

How many people overspent?

>>32354253
Poor dear, that's what you get for using UPS.

>>32357535
I did. $100 tier but all the shit I added counted up to like $160.

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>>32357541
It was them or Fedex, and Fedex was being a pain in the ass about shipping ammo.

>>32357535
I over spent.
Kyle over spent I'm sure.
Dude. Holy fuck you jammed that box up.

>>32357562
I send primers and powder via USPS all the time, fuck the Postmaster General.

>>32357521

Contact form is on the website :)

>>32357535
At least 50% of participants im guessing

>>32357583
IS it your website? I just don't get it. I only looked at it once using a proxy to a vpn on tor.

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>>32357604

It's not CP ya fag000t, you can go on it with Chrome.

>>32357671
I dont want to give you my info you fucking CIA haxxor

>>32357684

dude like I give a fuck about that, I only see your IP if you try dumb shit like ddos or msql injects and clog up my logs or share your account with over 9,000 other guys.

>>32339752
I'll send you something, if you send me something. I was too late myself.

>>32357713
I just wanted to be friends ;_;

>>32357748

follow me on twittah and insta

My gift just arrived! It didn't have a name on it and I wasn't awake when it was delivered so it got opened, but I closed it up without seeing anything.

>>32357567
The suspense is fucking killing me. When will my beautiful Russian gift arrive. What will it smell like. What "small item" did they add to the box. Will the gear queers accept me as their own. Ahhhhh. Thank god I don't have a tracking number or I wouldn't check every two minutes. What did your box contain?

>>32358212
I CANT TELL YOU THAT YET BECAUSE ITS NOT THE THREAD

but I have cute story with many great art to show when come time :3


Yeah honestly I have no fucking clue when your box is going to get here. He tends to send through wonko ways to get it past customs. It might be on a plane, might be on a boat. For extra item I have no clue. So far for extra shit since he sends me gifts all the time he sent balaclava, knee pads, an MRE, candies, combination, I have lots of random things from them. Might even get a dildo since he browses /k/ himself.

Bimmy in Delaware, I've received your letter and package. Can't wait to open them!

New thread guys.

>>32358530
>>32358530
>>32358530
>>32358530

>>32357282
Of course you're fucking Jewish

>>32355212
>Ohio
Initials?