make me laugh /k/

*bored. Fucking phone.

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>>32336485
Here's my 450$ AK. She looks a little different now. Probably not as funny to you, but it amuses me.

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>>32336531
And now. Except the buttplate is on.

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I'll take this time also to see what some of these old forgotten thumbnails in my funnies folder actually are

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>>32336590

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Another>>32336590

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>>32336648

Thanks anon

>>32336547
Anon what did you do to that ak?

>be me
>i'm board
>anon post
>get cancer

>>32336711
What do you mean?

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>>32336485

>>32337330
Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I&t=337s

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>>32337330
>>32337342

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>>32337355
Muh sides.

>>32337342
Surely, if they survived, they were killed for this being released. This is beyond embarrassing.

>>32336640
This sends me into a fit of laughter every fucking time I see it, never gets old. Thank you for the keks

>inna commiefornia the fucking bay area
>home of gays gangbangers and weirder
>be me 10 years old
> Dad is in Airforce
>Decides i should learn how to handle a gun
>excited as fuck
>tells me to come to garage
>opens safe
>gets 92s beretta
>i can only get so erect
> Shows me basics sights, safety, magazine catch
>"now rack the slide anon"
>when suddenly
>"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT KEEP YOUR FINGER STRAIGHT YOUR GOING TO ND AND THE RICOCHET WILL KILL SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE. DO YOU WANT ME OR YOUR BROTHER TO DIE?!!!!!
> I forgot dad is an OFFICER in the Airforce
>and kinda an asshole sometimes
> Younger Brother is an asshole too
>Mangage to rack slide
>there wasn't even any rounds in the magazine
>MFW
> finally go to range
> didn't get to shoot beretta
> shot .22 ruger target pistol instead
>still had fun

got a way better story of the base chaplain who was real gun nut that was a trip and a half

>>32336644
Shockingly, the Sausage McMuffin actually looks more appetizing in real life.

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>>32337682
i know rule 34 and all but this is the first time ive seen anne frank porn.

>>32340703

Why aren't you coming to the meet this weekend?

>>32340877
Finals and i got a 20 page term paper for this stupid proseminar class if I want to graduate

>>32336620
What is the moral of this story?

>>32341050
don't be a fatass weeb
sometimes its because you smell like ass and meatsweat

>>32340803
What a time to be alive.

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>>32337330

Daily reminder that Abu Hajaar did nothing wrong

>>32336711
he put some sexy ass wood on her and made her feel like a lady again

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>>32341793
Always.

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>>32341936
pls dont tell me this is your foot

>>32341936
Cut down on the Big Macs Bubba

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>>32337682

i never knew how much i wanted this until now

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>>32341146
>>32337355
>>32337342
>>32337330
Abu hajaar did nothing wrong.

>>32341963
>>32342005
>>32341936
its from an old old thread, still gets people sometimes

>>32337682
The question mark has an umlaut.

>>32342897
so does "Hä?" which is German for "wut?" or "wat?".

That "ä" sounds like the "e" in "wet", btw.

Also, in case you were wondering, Mr head nazi right there says "bring them all (to me)! they must be hiding in here somewhere." In the second panel, Mr Stahlhelm with the weird looking gun (srsly what is that? G41? that fuggen barrel shroud) says "check under the bed, too" ("check" as in plural imperative).

>tfw German
>tfw must not laugh at nazi jokes in public

>>32341890
I think I just shit myself. This... This is perfect.

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>>32336531

To be honest it didn't look terrible beforehand. Something about the scope, bipod and yugo fore-end makes the thumbhole stock not look so terrible. Also because it's all black I guess

>>32340768
Sausage McMuffins are literally the reason McDonald's still gets my business.

>>32346054
Also that pic is an egg sausage mcmuffin. But same. I get more everything for $1, where their burgers of the same price is a 1/4 of the weight.

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>>32337330
>>32337342
>>32337355
Fucking lol

>>32337682
This fucks me up so much this was a real human being killed by the nazi regime. Could you imagine what she would think of this? What the fuck.

>>32341874
Badass.

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>>32347304
this must be bait

>>32347304
She'd find it mildly arousing.

>>32337682
>shadman

We said humor not cringe.

>>32337342
>Them rolling away
my fucking sides

>>32347304
Do you know where you are?

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>>32337342
>Them rolling away
my fucking sides are in orbit

>>32347440
Yeah it's just I have my limits, guess i'm just a Lil' Bitch.

>>32347410
Old Shad was funny, fuck you.

>>32347304
We all know thst kike was secretly hoping an antire nazi regiment would bust into her hidie hole and gang fuck her straight to jewish hell.

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>>32347483
Don't cut yourself on that edge