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Shotguns for Home Defense

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>"Ay, Lil T, I hear dat white boi got da new xbox 360"
>"Sheeit is u serious my nigga, ima go snatch his ass, im feenin for some 2k fuck the bullshit"
>Later that night
>1:30am
>CRASH.... CRASH.... BANG
>"where dat xbox at lil nigga"
>You wake up out of your stage 3 rem cycle
>Get up in your boxers and grab your Mossberg 500 loaded with 00 Buck
>Rack it
>"Wh-whos there??"
>.45 caliber bullet wizzes by your head fired from a hi-point
>"IMA PLAY SOME 2K TONITE BOY"
>3 more shots across the hallway, all misses
>Lil T charges you
>You aim center mass and fire
>Miss
>Go to cock shotgun
>Half asleep so you short stroke it
>"Damn I shoulda bought a semi automaitc for HD instead of this meme g-"
>You take a .45 bullet to the liver from point blank range, and another to the hip
>You and your now double fed shotgun fall to the floor
>Lil T. stands over your body as you try to desperately cover your bullet wounds with your hand to prevent blood loss
>Obviously not working
>"d-don't shoot, it was just a pr-"
>BANG
>"Lights out white boy. now where dat xbox at"

Don't fall for the fudd memes /k/, this isn't your grandpa's ranch anymore
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>>32316343
0/10 low energy bait
SAGE
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> OP is a giant faggot who cant operate a pump
> OP also has nigger rape fetish
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>>32316343

>da new xbox 360

also you sound like a pussy
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>>32316343
>living near the ghetto
ISHHIGGGYDIGGYDOOO
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>>32316343
>hear niggerspeak
>grab shotgun you keep loaded with one in the chamber because you're not a retard
>take up position at hallway
>niggers round the corner
>blow both of them into chunks with first shot
>cops come and thank you for your service to your community
>national hero
>get gf, come out of depression
>get hired at dream job
>no more money issues
>crippling depression gone
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>>32316343

LACK. OF. TRAINING.
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>>32316469
>he thinks dindus won't drive for 20 minutes to wealthy areas

embarrassing
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How did Lil T, et al even find out about your X-Box 360 in the first place? That's what I'd like to know.
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>>32316482
>shotgun you keep loaded with one in the chamber because you're not a retard
>Drop shotgun
>Blow your foot off
>In a wheelchair for the rest of your life
>Never get laid again
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>>32316343
>"Ay, Lil T, I hear dat white boi got da new xbox 360"
>"So, nigga, this is 2016."
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>>32316343
i like the versatility of the shotgun as a survival tool. birdshot, buckshot, slugs, breaching ammo, flares, .22 inserts, ...
for a single gun it's probably the best.

it's not the worst thing for home defense, but it's not great.
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>>32316563

Not how that works, nogunz.
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>>32316343

Maybe you should lift, and not sleep near your main access point.

I can't help but wonder, in all the cases of shotgun use for self defense every year, why we aren't heating stories like your bait...

I wonder.... hmmm.
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>>32316556
Op's bull told them about the aftersex CoD
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>>32316343
>load Martini Henry
>"Tally ho chaps, let's give the Zulus what for!"
>"Ay what the heck this white boi saying?!"
>BANG
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Never hear again
>It was all for King and Country so it's worth it
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>>32316343
>Miss
That's pretty funny
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>Lil T
>thinking he knows where all of my murder holes and bullet funnels are

Kek, that's some funny shit OP!
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>grab shotgun
>shoot roody poo
>lose hearing forever
Lmao
>no earpro
Git gud fagits
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>Not getting the DP-12 so you have a follow up shot before working the pump again
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>>32316343
>HD gun
>none in the chamber
Ok senpai
Maybe if you spend so much time fantasizing about black men, you'd have written up something a bit better
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>>32316647
Bang up to the elephant.
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>>32316469
>living near people period
shiggy diggy
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My boomsticks are combat loaded, no racking necessary. Also I don't sleep just inside the front door. You don't expect me to believe Jamal drove all the way up from Philly and somehow knows the floorplan of my house?
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>>32316343
>wait for utas or ksg to make semi
>wait for 2 more generations to get bugs out
>load with expanding slugs
>shoot nigger in chest 14 times
>play xbox
How long until this is feasible?
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>>32316343
You do understand that unless you go top of the line, semi auto shotguns aren't very reliable. I would choose a pump like the mossberg 500 any day, because out of thousands of rounds, the only failures I've ever had were shit Winchester birdshot
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>>32316343
>da new xbox 360"
That came out almost 10 years ago
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>not having a silent perimeter alarm
>not having your phone auto-alert vibrate you when it is breached
>not watching the intruder's movements on your cctv
>not sleeping in an easily defended part of your home with the majority of your valuables with you
>not waiting until the last second to step out and blow that worthless fuck to shreds with no chance of counterfire
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>>32316879
Over 11 years ago actually. Jesus.
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>>32316882
>not placing mines under your hallway floorboards
>not remote detonating them while taking a midnight shit
>not browsing /k/ while doing it
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Isn't there a better place for you to post your roleplaying?
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>>32316343
>Shotguns for Home Defense

A shotgun is a poor choice for home defense, as it’s too long, too heavy, has excessive recoil, low ammo capacity and is slow loading.

The best choice for a home defense weapon is a handgun and nowadays, most tacticool pistols have a rail allowing for a flashlight to be attached, which leaves your off-hand free for opening doors, calling the cops, grabbing the wife/kids, etc. and the small size of a handgun makes maneuvering thru the house easy and finally, you can tuck it in the back of your sweatpants and answer the door without waving a gun around.
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>>32317035
Personally I don't understand why people still think shotguns are a good choice. Fuddlore I assume.
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>>32317144
Muh rack muh slide
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>>32317144
Probably because after I've been drinking to the point of liver damage, as I often do, I still want to be able to hit something.
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>>32317035
I think an sbr, maybe a pistol caliber carbine is more effective than a handgun for home defense, personally
not for answering the door with, but if you know someone broke in, the carbine lets you maintain accuracy while maneuvering with a smaller profile than a raised handgun
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>>32317160
>>32317454
I like you guys
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>>32316647
>what the heck
>black
no
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>>32317483
I like you too.
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>>32317468
One word
>liberals
because for some reason, it matters what you use to defend yourself
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>>32316482
>cops come arrest you and make a scene of it because it's the ghetto and anything less than you going to prison will cause a riot.
>national villan who becomes 100% whiter
>never will have gf, sink into deeper depression
>Nobody is willing to hire you because the internet never forget
>more money issues
>crippling depression here for life

Zimmerman had the best outcome and he's still a fat depressed shit who acts out to validate himself to his audience
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>>32317497
Not in a gay way, just in a hey way, wanted to say you're looking okay
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>being a bitch boy where you can't properly operate a pump action
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>>32317504
Hey now! You best learn
>you can't flimflam the zimzam
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>>32317035
>Not a full-auto carbine or PCC
But seriously,
>Too long
Short shotguns exist.
>Too heavy
You seriously think a shotgun is heavy?
>Excessive recoil
A 12ga is easily controllable
>Slow loading
Mag-fed shotguns exist
>Low capacity
UTAS. 14+1 of 00 Fuck You can handle pretty much any HD scenario.

I know this is bait, but come on, put some effort into it.
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>>32317529
No, you can't.
God have mercy on your soul if you end up doing what he did and getting that much attention. It'll be another 20 years before you could get that level of support backing you for defending yourself.
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>>32316343
>"IMA PLAY SOME 2K TONITE BOY"
lost it
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>>32316834
My 500 gets stuck and I have to hold the release and hulk rack it sometimes... Is mine just a shit?
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>>32317035
>using a flashlight to clear your house
>alerting Jamal to your lication with a bright ass light
>not running drills and knowing yiur home's floorplan blindfolded
Do you even care about your life or the sanctity of your castle?
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Isn't that what bayonets are for?
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>>32316647
Requesting someone post the story about the kid who two for oned some dindus with a Martini Henry.
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>>32316343
these fucking niggars are dumb they think xbox 360s are new. and they have the nerve to call me rascist
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>>32317559
TRUMP IS PRESIDENT! THIS IS OUR TIME!
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>>32316343
>you wake up out of your stage 3 rem cycle

I feel like not enough people realize what this is actually like. The way your eyes react to light. Fucking brutal dude.
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>>32317603
What ammo? And we're talking about after you've fired a round right? Cheap, low brass ammo can bulge and stick/fireform to the chamber.
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>>32317881
After firing a round. Happens with the regular winchester universal shit from walmart and with my s&b high velocity slugs.
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>>32317468
I'm going to use my suppressed, side charging 9mm AR-15 meme pistol for HD and no one can stop me.

>suppressor stamp should clear this month
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>>32317504
The Zimzam wasn't in his own home.
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>not being out of town in a hotel getting pussy from some 24-year old you met at Starbucks while some diverse Americans ransack your shit
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>>32316343
Are you the same guy that gets butt blasted whenever people point out gucci jam-o-matic ARs aren't great for home defense?
3/10 bait - everyone knows the average basketball american is akin to sand people: a fierce warrior but easily startled. if anything it would flee only to come back in greater numbers
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>>32318126
op here: I don't even own an AR
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>>32317923
is that a Gibbz upper? Im building a 9mm SBR right now and it's got a standard upper but the side charging would be hella swag nigga namsayin
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>>32316343
>to get my point across, I need to write a wall of greentext in nigger speak
You aren't fooling anyone jose
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>>32318255
It's the same upper but with a different name. Comes with a special bolt release that gives glock mag lowers last round bolt hold open.

Got it from joebobsoutfitters
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>>32316556
His boi works as a seasonal helper for UPS.
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>>32317801
This is it
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>>32316343
>2016
>using shot gun

When are you basic bitches going to figure out that a glorious Enfield with a bayonet is the perfect defense.
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>>32316343
>Hear coonspeech
>Get your trusty Detonator
>Yell Allahu Akbar
>Trigger the 500 pounds of C4 in strategic locations throughout the house
>african-american gentlemen are erased
No Xbox for you.
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>Not having attack doggo in hood rat country.
>specifically not a hoodrat terrier.
>not giving it a helmet with knives welded to it
>not using moist nugget to defend homestead form dirty hoodrats

What the fuck are you thinking anon?
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>Living in the ghetto
>Ever
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>>32317504
Maybe in Hillarys america that's currently playing on loop in her head while she shits herself in the looney bin.
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>>32317636
If your HD kit doesn't include night-vision goggles, you might as well just stay in bed.
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>2016
>Pump action
If it has a magazine, it better cycle itself.
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>>32319340
Why not both?
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>>32319437
Both??
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>>32317144
A pistol might kill a man
But a shotgun at near point blank range will kill his soul
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>>32319469
SPAS-12 and 15, Benelli M3, and TriStar TEC 12.
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>>32318661
>most of the intruder's family had warrants in courts
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>0230
>playing video games and masturbating in the dark
>hear commotion outside
>it is time
>for women's dressing gown
>put on grotesque blue eye shadow
>apply ruby red lipstick
>attach nipple clamps
>front door gets kicked in
>open tank of nitrous oxide, let it fill home as fast as possible
>giggle quietly as I slink out the bedroom window
>my body is ready
>grab plate of steel prepared for sealing off front door
>pin front door shut
>cue Wi-Fi speakers and blatantly homosexual glitchcore
>hold them inside while I cackle maniacally
>wait for them to pass out from nitrous oxide
>put them in my nigger pit in the back yard
>so you wanna play a game?
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>>32317636
> bump in the night
> DEFCOM 1!
> CONDITION RED!
> GOOKS IN THE WIRE!
> HIT THE FOO GAS!
> oh, hi mom...
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The only reason I use a rifle is because rifles have really high kill rates. I don't have a large house so if I can't hit a jigaboo while he's stealing my PS4 with a shotgun I guess I deserve to die.
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>>32318205
Unsurprising. I doubt you own any firearms at all.
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>>32317546
> >Not a full-auto carbine or PCC
> But seriously,

Has similar size, weight, storage and handling issue as a shotgun.

> >Too long
> Short shotguns exist.

So you’ve cut down on the weight a bit but all the other issues are still present.

> >Too heavy
> You seriously think a shotgun is heavy?

Heavier then a handgun and far more of a hassle to wield indoors, especially for a wife.

> >Excessive recoil
> A 12ga is easily controllable

Sure, when busting clays but it’s still a poor choice in the house, especially for a wife.

> >Slow loading
> Mag-fed shotguns exist

And retain all the other listed issues.

> >Low capacity
> UTAS. 14+1 of 00 Fuck You can handle pretty much any HD scenario.

Nobody has a UTAS and it still has most of the issues of a shotgun.

Unless you’re living in the Hearst Castle, a handgun is the best choice in home defense.
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>>32316482
>
> 3:30am sleeping in bed
> suddenly loud banging on front door
> jump up and grab Terminator 870 shotgun
> look out peep-hole
> nothing to see
> suddenly loud banging on side door
> look out peep-hole
> nothing to see
> go back and open front door to look outside
> suddenly a crazed drunk sheboon yanks open the stormdoor and tries to force her way in
> struggle to push her out while wildly swinging around Terminator 870 shotgun with one hand
> accidentally shoot her in the face
> go to prison for 14 years for 2nd degree murder
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>>32320465
He should have just admitted to shooting her on purpose because he thought his life was in danger. Might have gone better for him because even I think that shooting someone through a screen door "on accident" is bullshit and I hate niggers.
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>>32320523

It’s 3:30am and he was woken out of sound sleep and shot a chick in the face with a shotgun, he wasn’t thinking straight and initially told the cops it was an accident, then a few mins later started thinking and figured he’d get busted for manslaughter, so he changed his story to self-defense.

Went to court and the prosecutor used the misspoken statement as a got’cha! and painted him as a knuckle dragging racist, etc. and soon and his life was destroyed and he got sent up for the river for 14 years.

If he had had a handgun, he could have tucked it in his rear waistband of his sweats and manhandled the drunk, high and clearly confused from an earlier head injury chick and nothing would have come of it.

But instead he had a long, heavy and awkward to handle shotgun in one hand while simultaneously trying to push the crazy bitch out and close the door with his other hand, his finger slipped and he killed her.
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>>32316343
But anon I use a Steyr m95 chambered in 8x56 for hd
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>>32320465
>>32320465
>>32320465

Don't live in some piece of shit state like Michigan, or...

>>32318661
wherever the fuck this little interesting narrative from a small-town yokel beatcop lives.

End of Story.


In Texas you don't get "called to the station" and in Castle Doctrine cases, absolute bar to civil prosecution for invoking self-defense statute.

The More You Know.
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>>32320685
> Don't live in some piece of shit state like Michigan

Implying something like that couldn't happen anywhere.

The guy was a Regular Joe, never even had a parking ticket and was literally sleeping in bed when this stupid cunt showed up on his doorstep and ruined his life.
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>>32320717

Overzealous state bureaucrat DA looking for statist political points manipulated jury and poor, uneducated defendant into self-incrimination with no potential defense when coupled with PD in a cheap suit/clip-on tie. Yeah, no. Same shit with places like Ohio and Iowa. Seem conservative with really pro-central government and anti-self determination thinking. Hence the charges even being filed in the first place.

In die hard Red State territory, the crime scene alone is enough to not even seek a True Bill. It'd end with the final investigative report. Takes a few weeks but by legislative act ends permanently any wiggle room for a piece of shit enterprising agent of the state to manipulate like he did here.
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>>32318661
Didn't the dudes Gramps beat up the step dad and look like Stalin?

>>32320680
>Chilling on the couch in upstairs living room
>Hear my sliding glass door downstairs get torn or smashed open
>Reach for trusty Austrian perfection Steyr m95
>Forget the saftey was on and look dumb trying to slide a locked bolt for a second
>Hear them coming up the stairs
>Chamber first round of mint condition nazi stamped 8x56 mannslayer with matching stamped clips
>Wait at the top of the stairs
>Let the bitch roar when I hear them reach the top of the stairs
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Hear muffled curses in dindu-speak but can hear shit
>Open door and fire last 4 rounds
>Probably go to jail for panic killing all my friends
>Not be able to hear for 3 weeks
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>>32320657
He talked to the cops, to be honest.
Don't talk to the cops.
Ever.

Even cops will tell you this.
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>>32316682
This, and them finding the path through the lawn full on punji pits.
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>>32320750
Regardless of jurisdiction, the first, last, and only words to ever come out of anyone's mouth after a shooting should be: "I deny any criminal wrongdoing, and any questions can be answered by my lawyer after I have consulted with him/her." That's it. Not a single other word until you have consulted with a lawyer who specializes in use of force cases. Because God-forbid some minute detail falls outside the established legislation or case law; even in a very castle-doctrine friendly jurisdiction.
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>>32316343
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>>32317504
Give me a break. We have stronger castle doctrine than that in Canada.
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>>32317035
>off-hand free for opening doors
Or another gun. Fag.
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>>32320750
>Overzealous state bureaucrat DA looking for statist political points

Prosecutors are elected by county residents here in Michigan but go ahead and keep waving that long ass shotgun around...

>>32320861
>Don't talk to the cops.
>Ever.

Sure and I'm sure everybody here will remember that at 3:30am after shooting someone in the face....
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>>32316343
>Shotgun
Bad meme/bait dude. I use an AK for HD
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>live in apartment complex
>3 cops live nearby
>all the blacks drive trucks, jeeps, and soccer mom vans
>except that one gay black couple that drives a prius
>all the Mexicans speak English and go hunting/fishing regularly
>see many of my black and mexican neighbors at local range
>one black neighbor drives around town with a gadsden flag and a blue line flag on his truck
>so many green, red, and blue porch lights you'd think it's Christmas year round
>all is good in the kingdom


>september apartment complex gets new owner
>apartments fall under section-8 now
>herd of dindus, white trash, and bean goblins flood in
>nigs trample through flower beds and steal things off patios
>cops get called every other night over trailer honkies for noise complaints or disturbing the peace
>burrito bandits ruin parking lots with broken down and leaking vehicles while their brood go around scratching and denting cars
>cops move out after their patrol cars get vandalized
>gay couple move out soon after they get mugged one night
>two whites get into a shootout with each other after a meth deal goes south, management posts ordinance signs banning firearms on premises now
>everyone receives letters saying at end of lease, no firearms are allowed to be inside the entirety of the apartment complex or in the vehicles, including law enforcement
>everyone already leaving or planning on leaving after their lease is up
>my lease ends in may
>Mfw I watch my world burn around me and am powerless to stop it
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>>32321007
>inb4 duel wielding memes
at close enough range you should be able to hit anything with right or left hands
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>>32321696
>set up section 8 webcams to earn extra cash
>buy more guns
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>>32317504
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>>32316343
>2016
>no 10mm glock for HD
stay fud
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>>32316343
If he executed the white boi why did he ask him afterwards where the xbox was
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>>32316539
I have not seen a black man within 100 miles of my area, ever.
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>>32317035
Except for the fact that handgun rounds have piss poor terminal ballistics and >stoppin powah

>maneuvering through the house
My house isn't an obstacle course, there are no doors to operate
>Answer the door
I have a peephole in my door so I can see who knocked

Nice try m8
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>>32317035
>too long
The end of the muzzle is just as far away from your body on a shotgun as a pistol when fully extended, and both can be brought in closer to you and fired without using the sights from chest height.
>too heavy
You ain't going very far with the damn thing, I'm a 6'3 170 lanklet fuck and I can one hand my Remington 870 just fine.
>excessive recoil
Stop being a puss.e, the recoil is minor on a 12 gauge.
>low ammo capacity and is slow loading
Fair point
>flashlight
Shotguns can also do this
>opening doors
You can one hand aim and fire a pump gun at close range just fine, an autoloader, you could get off multiple shots with. Even with a pistol, if you encountered somebody while opening the door, you'd back up and put both hands on the gun anyway.
>maneuvering
Actually TRY maneuvering with your shotgun indoors and you will realize it's not that bad at all. Most houses only have like one hallway that's maybe 15 feet long or less. Is your house a narrow labyrinth? No? Neither is anybody else's.
>answer the door
Hold the shotgun behind the door. I never answer my door after 8pm and before 8pm I already have my concealed carry on me anyway. You should carry in your house.
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>>32317864
ive woken up in at 3am because i thought somebody was stealing my car. the flood of adrenaline is like nothing else. instantly up and eyes wide
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>>32318679
I haz, and I disagree, I love my Enfield, but I'd rather keep *some*hearing after and will use my 9mm shield/m&p 15/ m&p 15/22
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>>32321006
In my state, you literally have to run away from your house rather than defend it or you can get arrested for manslaughter
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Jokes on you, my shotgun is a double barrel.
>one barrel has a foster slug
>the other is 00 buck
>pull both triggers at once for giblet effect
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>>32316343

Here you go op
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>>32322699
Hahahah. No
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>>32316579
underrated
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>>32318709
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>>32316343
found the flaming liberal
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>>32318820
A dog with a Pickelhaube. Genius.
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>>32316343
>stage 3 REM cycle.

The REM cycle of sleep is the fourth stage of sleep. If you are having REM it is technically inpossible to be in stage III.
>RPSGT reporting
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>>32316563
Kek, nogunz spotted
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He's right you know

>2017
>not using a semiautomatic for HD
My only decision is whether to use my Vepr 12, AKM, AK74, or AR15
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>>32321696
Had a lot of apartment complexes go that route, not always poverty either. One of them was like...
>live in complex
>quiet, mostly families and working professionals
>low rent, friendly management
>place suddenly starts stacking with college kids after about a year
>constant noise, but little crime
>slowly rent starts creeping up on all new leases

Fuuuck that shit.
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>>32316628
>>32322963
y'all fuckers are retarded, mossbergs aren't guaranteed to be 100% dropsafe
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>>32316343

>Dog starts barking
>It's 2am
>Grab fuddy-five and peek outside
>Oh shit, shadowy figure lurking inside fenced yard
>Tell him to freeze and release dog
>Figure reaches for waistband
>Don't hesitate and drop him with one shot to the head
>Police show up
>Oh shit, it was a 14yo Basketball-American and he isn't dead
>Get arrested for attempted second degree murder
>Get released after it is determined it was self-defense
>Last you hear, Bball-American is in semi-vegetative state and can barely function

Three months later

>Someone breaks into a house in same neighborhood
>Police called and catch thief
>It's nignog that got capped months before
>He's back and more retarded than ever
>Family doesn't inform cops of his state
>Family gets mad he got caught again, says he wouldn't hurt anyone and is a good boy
>Other family members start getting linked to other crimes
>They all start going to prison

The moral of the story is fuddy-five stronk
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>>32323188
you know what's less drop safe? A fucking sword. Now shut the fuck up.


AR-15 best home defense shotgun, and you can fucking get one for like 500 bucks now.
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>>32323205
you didn't even kill the nigger with a head shot...
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Which one should I strap a flashlight and red-dot to and make my OH BOY 3AM gun?
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>>32321696
Get out now. Don't wait for the end of your lease. 5 months is a long time to live in a ghetto without getting mugged, shot at, mad at the noise, etc.
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>>32316579
>nigga it's the current year
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>>32317454
Still need to aim with a shotgun.
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>>32323215

if you live in a house, yes. If you live in an apartment or duplex, no. Overpenetration will probably fucking kill their dog.
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>>32323289
That's fine.

>hypocritically I grab my revolvah every time the dog barks because of how fucking frequent I have to check out noises. He's a good watch dog, and honestly the strongest basis for starting a home defense plan.
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>>32316343
You sound like one of those people that say you shouldn't practice using a slide release
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>>32323254
>flashlight
A flashlight has almost no benefits at all. It's your own damn house so you should know the layout, so a flashlight will lead to one of two shitty outcomes:

1. The home invader sees it and flees, and now you don't get to shoot a basketball american.
2. They decide to fight back, and now they know where you are so you no longer have the element of surprise.

If you want to be tacticool just get night vision goggles.
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>>32323405
>flashlight has almost no benefits at all
You know aside from helping you not go full Pistorius. You really shouldn't be shooting at something unless it was already shooting at you/attacking you or you positively know what it is you're shooting at.

>It's your own damn house so you should know the layout
So then you shouldn't need the light until you have a potential target in front of you.

>1. The home invader sees it and flees, and now you don't get to shoot a basketball american.
Sounds like a good outcome to me.
>2. They decide to fight back, and now they know where you are so you no longer have the element of surprise.
Who cares, you have a gun on them. You shouldn't be doing room clearance without backup anyway unless you're trying to secure your family, in which case you should really have a fucking light so you don't shoot your dipshit kid who is sneaking back in.

>If you want to be tacticool just get night vision goggles.
Impractical and unnecessarily expensive.
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>>32323519
>Sounds like a good outcome to me.
Are you some sort of fag? shooting a negro would be as wonderful as your first orgasm.
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It's a 15 year old white suburban kid tries to type in ebonics while people jerk off to their fantasies of shooting black people episode
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>>32318661
>battlefield 1 comes out
>people suddenly using martina henries for self defense stories

Hmm....
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>>32323557
As much I need slaves for the afterlife the potential legal nuisances are off-putting, even in a state with some of the best castle doctrine/self defense law.
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>>32323615
>not having fantasies of shooting black youths
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>>32323662
Don't forget the cleaning bill, damage to your hearing, and the possible social or mental health impacts.

I know everyone here is an edgelord, but a lot of people can't just brush off killing someone like that.
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>>32323557

Its all fun and games until Boquisha sues you for violating the "civil rights" of one of her little niglets, with pro bono legal representation from Schlomo Shekelsteinblatt.

Tack legal costs to defend yourself and the need to hire someone to decontaminate your house of blood and bodily fluids, and you quickly realize the only excuse to kill one is if they look like they're about to harm you or loved ones.
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>>32323685
Exactly.
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>>32323685
Having done it, people underestimate how easy a human being can kill and feel fine about it after; Contrary to the belief that we overestimate ourselves. The reality is, it's entirely contextual and all about who you're killing. It's something humans have done to each other for a long time, we're programmed to do it. The mental barriers are just there to punish people who try to be cunts.
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>>32323712
>we're all killers inside!

And yet PTSD is rampant in the military, where people are being prepared for it.

Obviously it isn't war, but stumbling out of bed at 3 in the morning and discovering you killed an unarmed 16 year old will probably be pretty spooky for people who have never know any violence in their lives.
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>>32323693
States with decent self defense laws tend to prohibit the family of the decedent or injured party from pursuing civil litigation if the shooting was justified. Mileage varies by state. Regardless of location however you will most certainly earn their ire, how far that goes depends on the untermensch themselves.

>>32323712
Wait, everyone doesn't go full on tragic Hollywood protagonist alcoholism after taking a life?

You're correct in asserting that in reality it really varies from person to person and context to context. There are plenty of accounts of people who didn't feel one way or another about it having nightmares about the situation for years or nothing at all. The short term can be rough but it's probably not going to break your mind. Regardless, if there's a way to avert it it's advisable to take that opportunity to do so.
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>>32323740
It's more about what happens to the people around you that fucks with your head, not the enemy. There are exceptions, but zipping a dude in a mask in the middle of a dark room is zipping a dude in a mask in the middle of a dark room. I've yet to know anybody that got fucked up over that.
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>>32316647
HURRAH FOR OL' NOSEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpSRwpLEXRs
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>>32323741
Yeah I'm not advocating needless violence like that other guy but the "u will die of the PTSD" thing is horseshit.
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>>32316647
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>>32323769
>possible mental health
>u will die of ptsd

I only posted one of these things.
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>>32323405
Unlike this NEET fatass living alone in a 3x3 foot efficiency, I have a house and a family.

I don't want to shoot my wife if she's making a midnight snack.
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>>32323405

You don't turn the flashlight on unless you have a pretty good idea where the shooter is, dumbass.

And it can't be a low energy "I'm in a spooky zombie movie and my flashlight is low on juice" flashlight. This thing has to be bright enough to make the guy on the receiving end think he's getting abducted by aliens.
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>>32316910
That's the dream
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>>32320323
>Muh waif
Sounds like she needs to get good. Even women can handle a shotgun. If your wife is made of tissue paper or something, then a PCC will at least offer better ballistics and be more controllable.
>Muh handling
Why are you trying to SLICE DA PIE LIKE A BLACK OPS NAVY SEAL MAN, when the best thing to do is to get gun, whip out phone and dial 911, and hunker down? And if you MUST clear rooms, a PCC is perfectly capable of doing so without impeding movement. Shit, I'm a big guy, and I can do it with pic related easily.
>>32316647
>Tfw no full-auto Sten yet
>Not sweeping rooms like a Jerry bunker
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>>32318661

jesus

people seem to underate how much stopping power .577 or a .75 ball from a brown bess had
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>>32316343
"We're not racist" yeah uhuh...
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>>32322300
Op here.
I feel that my house is pretty typical of this area and probably most other houses.

I have several hallways none of which are over 20 inches in width.
All stairs are 18 inches in width with multiple Landings with the exception of the main stairs which are 22 inches in width with only one landing.

All of my interior and exterior doors require two hands to operate, sometimes in addition to needing a sharp kick.

I realize that some suburban homes are not like this but I feel they are a small minority.
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>>32316343
>Not getting a real door to your house and then a second one for your bedroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkWJ3wUd5u8
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>>32324105
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>>32317546
If you buy or even consider a UTAS you, your wife, your children and pets all be server to be raped by black Muslims.
I would rather use a baseball bat with nails than that piece of shit gun.
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>>32324105
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>>32316343
I don't think you understand the mentality of B&E niggers.
>heat pump rack
>realize this isn't an easy break and enter where they can do what they need to and get out in a reasonable time
>run for their lives at the slightest sign of someone standing their ground
They aren't trying to put their lives on the line. They may not be very smart but the most of them realize that their life isn't worth your shit. They'll only take it if they think they can do it with little to no consequences.
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>>32316628
>>32322963
>Newfriends that still don't realize shotguns aren't drop safe
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>>32324105
Your double decker RV is not a house.
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>>32324105
So you are telling me that I could not walk down your hallway without turning myself? Do you live in the fucking netherlands?
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>>32324105
OOohh Look at me! I have stairways and hallways!

Not all of us shit gold, richfag!
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>>32317801
>>32318661
My favorite is still the one about the dude who carried a flintlock with him on halloween while dressed like a pirate and blew a mugger in half before drawing his saber to shiv another.
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>>32323637
Hey in all fairness I had a lot of interest in the Winchester model 1897 before the game even had trailers. Guns from that era are interesting and cool.
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>>32323231

*Insert fuddy-fahv MUH STOPPIN POWAH meme here*
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>>32322300
>You can one hand aim and fire a pump gun at close range just fine, an autoloader, you could get off multiple shots with.

Confirmed for no gunz teenager.
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>implying I'm sleeping at 1:30 am
I stay up until noon, fool.
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Quality thread
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>>32317500
>one word

Back to /pol/ racist
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>>32323741
>States with decent self defense laws tend to prohibit the family of the decedent or injured party from pursuing civil litigation if the shooting was justified.

Absolute nonsense, you can be sued by anyone for anything in America.

That they're not going to win the case against you, doesn't change the fact that you can still be dragged into court and pay out the ass for a lawyer to defend you for defending yourself.

And before you say; "frivolous lawsuit!", no court in the country is going to rule in your favor for legal costs, against a grieving mother who lost her dindu nuffin kid who went to church and was getting his life back together.
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>>32322226
/thread

There is no reason to use anything other than 10mm
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>>32322300

My house is a narrow trailer, so I use a handgun. Shotguns are a meme. Get an AR like someone who has a modicum of intelligence.
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