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So /k/ What's your dream scenario?

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So /k/

What's your dream scenario?
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I get all the money and buy every gun.
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>live a peaceful stress-free life
>hughes amendment repealed
>have my own piece of land out in the country
>see if I can wake up the gong
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A war worth fighting for
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>>32314916
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>>32314986
>>32314988
This
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>>32314916
Weaponized Cat girl Private Military Company CEO
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>>32315008
Weaponized for my dick
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I want to lead the forces of Cold War NATO against Cold War Soviets, in a world without nuclear weapons.

Full-scale conventional war.
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>>32314916
Being an Evangelion.
>Be 40M tall cyborg.
>rekt the Illuminati.
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> have a job I go to 4 days a week at the most
>not stressful,I like it 95% of the time
>pays well enough to allow me to:
>have 20+ acres I can shoot on
>1000sqft ranch style house with living roof
>2 car garage with workshop in it
>reliable hatchback + motorcycle
>have enough money to never have to stress about it unless I buy 6 guns a month or something
>snuggle with cute girls sometimes
>also get smashed by hot fatties occasionally
That's my endgame
Also no kids
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>>32314916
I get cool guns and a lot of money.

People don't realize that wars are boring for most of the people involved and people want it only because they don't know how good they've got it.
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>>32315008
Ha! Joke's on you. Bush seemed to know you faggits wanted catgirls and shit so he passed legislation specifically outlawing human-animal hybrids. He actually did it, the absolute madman.

https://youtu.be/S58CcRQcuuw?t=152
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im one of the 5% immune
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>>32315054
Fugg First 911 Then this

When Will the Bush Injustice end??
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>>32315034
Are you me?
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>100+ acres innadesert
>land basically a box canyon
>high six-figure income from job I can do at home
>hughes repealed
>BATFE staffed with freedom lovers, becomes BATE
>Feinstein publicly executed for crimes against the Constitution
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raep
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>>32314916
>portal to monster girl world opens
>operate innaMGworld
>get monster girl waifus
>?
>profit
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>>32315034
This.
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To serve in the Imperial Guard and die gloriously for the Emperor as i am stabbing a Tyranid with my knife as its have impaled me and my intestines and guts are spread all over the place.
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>>32314986
seconding this
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Depends how autistic we want to go. How about just letting diabetics serve the military in noncombat roles? Maybe we start world war three and get almost all gun laws repealed because muh rifle behind every blade of grass. Alternatively we can make anime real.
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>>32315177
>not spreading the Tyranids intestines every where
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>>32315177
>You will never purge heretics for the glory of the Imperium

Why even live?
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OYW
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>>32314916
waking up finding kim taeyeon the rest of snsd and some other kpop members and taylor swift all naked in my harem with unlimitedmoney and the ability to do what ever the fuck i want
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>>32315054
why don't the big oil companies make safer energy?
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>>32315258
>not wanting Perfume
Shit taste.
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>>32315034
>tfw Alberta peace officers for LRT transport is pretty much exactly that.
You're basically a glorified security guard making $34 an hour, four days on, four days off.
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>>32315165
>A reality where all the cool fictional shit is mundane and they use our boring reality as escapism
Honestly I'd watch the fuck out of that, that is a neat concept.
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I get the opportunity to live for as long as I want, and humanity reaches far beyond my wildest expectations within my lifetime. I get to experience and help create the second renaissance of technology, art and liberty with my beautiful wife at my side.
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>Get my USCG license, start sailing and making money hand over fist
>Pay off my student loans in a few years, then start collecting funs in earnest
>Move out of California to a state that isn't terrible but isn't too far from a major port
>Build a nice, big house in a wooded area, with a large basement
>Turn the basement into a gun room/survivalist's wet dream
>Buy motorcycles and try to be a cool biker engineer like my old Chief Engineer
>Become the Crazy Uncle of this generation of my family

I'm basically going to be my uncle, if my uncle was actually successful in life.
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All memes aside, Zombie apoc.

Get to put my military training into use. Get to clear building. Get to melee kill hostiles (zombies)
Get to search and rescue.
Seems like the perfect scen. imo.
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>>32314916
I settle down in a cozy forest manor with a thicc slav waifu, where we sit by the fireplace and reminisce about how we met during the Great Meme War of 2022

also, I have an xboxhueg armory and a ton of milsurp vehicles, including (but not limited to) a Mi-2 and a MiG-15

>inb4 hurr Fagot
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>>32315349
You have described Oregon, and bad news it's going down the tubes fast.
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>>32314916
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My dream. (Peace and rest)
>invent new meme cartridge
>live off royalties forever
>but guns and ammo
>NFA repealed
>live a quiet life in 300 acres with no one around and just shoot guns and contemplate the 'verse all day

My other dream (nightmare)
>UN/Illuminati finally attempt mass genocide of the strong to enslave the weaker left behind
>cities are demolished by the fighting
>crawling through rubble picking off Illuminati scum
>getting into brief but intense street firefights with illuminati forces
>bringing down buildings on top of them with strategic placement of an AT4
>capture female illuminati lieutenant
>slowly torture her for intel
>cutting off toes and little strips of flesh for more info
>slicing off the soles of her feet with a meat slicer
>finally when she's given us everything, slide an ice pick into her spine to paralyze her
>place her on the front of a jeep and ride into battle
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>>32315378

Well, shit, I kinda heard about that. It's a shame, really- my grandmother lived there, and I love the place where she lived.

Is Washington any good? At the very least, I could live within some distance of Seattle and have a decent commute to a union hall.
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>>32314916
Might be a bit autistic but let's face it, we're all a little autistic around here
>Island discovered that isn't owned by any country
>Large enough and with good resources, perfect to be a small isolated country
>Inhabited by tribals who aren't are primitive as your basic rain forest tent folk, actually have large settlements made from wood and figured out how to shape copper or the like into crude knives and shit
>Bunch of /k/ommando's finally decide "it's time"
>Hundreds of us get transportation there, bring our own guns and a few crates of SKS's for the nogunz who want to take part
>Build a base of operations on the beach, quickly establish a chain of command based on who have the most legit milfag experience
>Start operations in the jungles against the surprisingly tough as nails tribals to take hold of the settlement so we can finally being to create /k/ountry
>Fight a tough war with god-tier mish-massed aesthetics, everything from gear queers with their $300 pants and top dollar AR's, to dudes with nothing but milsurp camo shirts and cuffed blue jeans walking around with WASR's and chicom rigs
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>>32314916
Being balls deep in your mom as I eat a Moistmaker sandwich.
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>>32315281
hey man it's my fantasy maybe throw in some black chicks and some arabs and indian chicks as well for some measure
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>US pulls out of Okinawa
>China makes its move
>JDSF can't repel them
>US forces from southern Japan cannot mobilize fast enough
>China takes Okinawa
>be me, raised on Okinawa
>smuggle weapons in, recruit locals and we go innawoods and start the resistance force
>Kei Truck Technicals
>tiananmensquare.jpg
>Lead a bloody revolution
>Eliminate chow mein
>Claim the Ryukyuan Archipelago as its own soveirgn state
>Make deals with the US for them to pay us instead of Japan for using our land for their bases
>create a constitution that allows gun ownership in the same sense as car ownership and marijuana posession the same as tobacco and alcohol
>hunt water buffalo with an M60 from a UH1 blasting Vietnam era music
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>>32315404
It's worse.
I'm in the same situation, trapped in Commiefornia and waiting to escape. I've given up on the coast and just want cold forests that won't get toasted when Yellowstone pops. So basically panhandle Idaho or Vermont.
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>>32314986
Its a shame it probably won't happen. We'll just keep fighting the "bad guys" that we create for the rich pricks in Washington
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>>32315449

Yeah, sounds like a plan at this rate. Unless something major swings gun rights in our favor along the coasts, I'll just need to live inland and fly out to the coasts when I get a job.

Thank God MSC pays for your flights.
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>Join military for a few years
>don't die
>come home and get job for a big military R&D group
>get basically unlimited funds to design and make cool shit
>make big mechs with bigger guns
>go into space
>fight xeno scum with said mechs
>MakeHumanityGreatAgain.jpg
>once the human xeno war is over and degeneracy is whiped from the planet settle down in a nice house with a load of land a Banging hot wife and 2 kids
>play in workshop all day making fun shit
>shoot guns
>raise kids to be successful happy adults
>die happy knowing I made a difference in one way or another

Sure its likely not gonna happen but i can damn well try
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>>32315054
Donald Trump will make anime real.
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>>32315592
I'm stealing your dream
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>>32314916
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>>32314916
to be the lone survivor of the apocalypse.
accept for a team of health care providers to keep me alive in case of injury or sickness. and to occasionally perscribe safe doses of drugs of my choice for recreational purposes.
also a harem of virgins in my own private reserve.
and for anime to be made real of course.
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Have a shitty little cabin on a shitty little hill filled with a shitty little dog with some shitty little internet connection and some shitty little guns that i shoot at a shitty little homemade range and occasionally shoot them at shitty little forest animals so i can stew their shitty little bones then i can go to sleep on a shitty little bed next to a shitty little gf then wake up and do it all again.
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>>32315863
I wish my life was that shitty
>tfw you can't live a shitty little completely self-sufficient life innawoods while still having your shitty little Mongolian cavepainting website
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>>32314916
You guys wouldn't like it. Basically shadowrun without the fantasy aspect.
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>>32315895
Isn't that just generic cyberpunk?
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>>32314916

Two women at the same time.
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>>32315414
If only you could somehow convince India, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island
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>>32316353
The Sentinel Islands is kind of what I primarily had in mind but as you said, the poo in the loo's would probably take issue with a bunch of dudes leading an assault on it to create a new country.
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>>32315028
Oh fuck yes
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>>32314916
Operate innalaska with (in order of realism) a Cessna 180 on floats/tundra tires, a Maule or Aviat, a DC-3 or DeHaviland Beaver, a Grumman Albatross, or ultimate fantasy: Catalina PBY.

Carrying for innawoods, in order of realism, a Vepr hunter, M1 carbine, Garand, etc. Ultimate fantasy, TKB-011.
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Enough money to live comfortably and buy guns in a small but well-kept house on the outskirts of a town, and privately owned land for shooting within a short drive.

Or if we're going fantastical with it, becoming an immortal arms dealer who watches humanity progress in the art of killing each other dead.
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>>32314916
>Get trapped in a giant dome with thousands of other people
>find out I'm in an ayyy reality show
>get supplied with ww2 era weaponry, and get forced to fight the other side of the dome over resources
>lead bayonet charges, become glorious leader
>find way to get out and save my people
>escape, take the fight to the aliens
>save the earth
>become stuff of legends
>millions of books, movies, shows, and video games in my honor
>make sure all guns are legal
>drown in pussy
>?
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>>32314916
To be part of an intergalactic mercenary group.
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>>32314916
Fucking as many dicks as humanly possible, +1
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>>32316509
Multi-Species XCOM?
>meet ayys that are cool.
>ally to rekt ethereal's
>have particle assault rifle.
>fire milligram pieces of ceramic at .99c
>be psyker, turn ayy's inside out with a look.
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>>32314986
>this

Its like a deathwish or something, I'd love nothing more than something worth dying for knee deep in brass.
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>>32316587
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>>32314916
>win gigantic amount in lottery
>invest it so it becomes 10 gorillion.
>covertly recruit /k/ people, mercenaries, soldiers, etc.
>covertly buy shitload of materiel - old slavshit, chinese made stuff, etc
>gradually build up giant force in international waters
>it's time
>go to somalia
>burn through it like a hot knife through butter
>implement healthcare, martial law, education, public executions for anyone doing any niggery shit
>gradually reform my own army in the process, use secret police to get rid of any fucktards/spies/etc.
>UN/EU throws shitfit, threatens to invade
>Nah motherfuckers, I bought old soviet nukes, fuck you you can't touch me.
>Gradually make somalia peaceful, build economy, etc
>When no one expects it, conquer the shit out of everwhere sub-sharan except south africa
>Control global demand for diamonds, rare earths, minerals
>Make everything not shit through draconian laws, eradicate all resistance
>Manipulate South-africa anschluss style and add it to my empire. Annihilate their gangs.
>After 40 years, create senate, screen all politicians, elections now people are actually educated. They wear togas, and meet in a building like the old roman senate house.
>Serve as one of them, openly applaud them the first time they oppose one of my wishes.
>Retire, grow cabbages.
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>>32315034
this
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>>32315033
This
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>>32316664
WHY THE FUCK DO THE SNKAES HAVE TITS?!?
yes this still bothers me
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>>32314986
Race war when
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>Learn a few new languages
>Finish school
>Get the fuck out of retail
>Work for a private company that reqs my degree and knowledge of language
>Make enough to buy whatever guns I want
>Keep a nice humble arsenal and fix up my grandpa's old willis
>Drive it around town with my Rhodesian Ridgeback
>Never get married, just me and my trusty dog
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>>32316727
Never
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>>32316716
They're not tits, they're mammaries.

Duh.
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To fight in a war against Jewish-Bolshevism in defense of the Aryan race.
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>>32316765
Only if you are complacent, movements have started in Europe.
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>>32316390
Forgot:
>Obtain fox battlebuddy, presumably from Russia
>Acclimatise to gunfire noises and flying
>Train to hand me sectionals and approach plates from the right seat on command
>All the companionship and utility of a copilot without any of the weight.
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>>32314986
>>32314963
These two or

>fuckhuge conflict happens
>you go around picking up all sorts of shit off of dead soldiers such as guns, their uniforms, hats and alll sorts
>all that chinese/russian/north korean military equipment you have after this war
>full auto QBZ-95
>VSS vintorez
>those weird north korean AKs
>all those uniforms you cant really get by any other means

my dick got hard at vss vintorez
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>Restricted firearms phase out
>Hunting season is introduced full year round >Legally allowed to open carry handguns with rifle while hunting
>CCW laws are brought in
>Suppressors are unprohibited and encouraged for hunting and target shooting to prevent hearing loss

Just kidding, my dream is that canuks will not get the Europoor/Australian complete gun ban treatment until after I die
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>>32316778
>Aryan Race
>Not the American Race
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>>32316955
>60% white
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>>32316911
Isn't that the hope and dream of every /k/anuck pretty much?
Also you forgot removal of magazine restrictions.
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>>32316955
>fighting for Jew banks
>fighting for Israel
>fighting for my own people to become a minority within 50 years

No thanks, already did it once, not doing it again.
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>>32316964
>>32317028

lol lighten up guys, things will get better
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>>32316757
>Learn a few new languages
Been there, done that. Use Assimil, don't buy into the Rosetta Stone bullshit.
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>>32316778
>not fighting purely for revenge of the loss of your dickskin
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>>32316991

shit, that too
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real life or utter fantasy?

Real life:
>get great job
>investments in index funds and savings turn out well
>retire at 30-35 in a 200 acre plot in WV, my home state
>plant tons of kick ass trees
>shoot guns and woodwork for the rest of my life

Utter fantasy:
>be innawoods with all my tools n shiet and ccw
>be put into low fantasy land but non-everyone staves because it's actually medieval low fantasy
>in raided town
>find qt princess
>now have to move her across a couple years or land and territory to return her to her country without getting caught
>S&W /comfy/ wagon rides and shit
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>>32315165
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>>32315386
>slide an ice pick into her spine to paralyze her
>place her on the front of a jeep and ride into battle

Is your name Joe, and do you view yourself as an Immortan?
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>>32317351
>Take closer look at patch
>To let the friggin world be
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I want to be on the deportation force,
I will literally be removing kebab.
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>>32314968
That sounds nice.
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>>32317758
The bean must be removed first, but yes.
>mfw some guy who can't into English wants to break a hundred on a 6 pack of beer
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Having my own mega-corporation, private army, and nation-state or empire in either space or an ocean.
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>>32316727
never, every race has it too good in America to risk losing
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>>32314916
Realistic:
>nice home & family
>drive 68 Dodge Charger
>carry Glock 19

FANTASY:
>be admiral
>command first fleet
>invading alien occupied world
>billions of lives are at stake
>drop waves 3 and 4 deployed
>heavy resistance planetside
>enemy ground fire intensifies
>drop waves 5 and 6 delayed
>3rd cav division reports 80% casualties
>aliens approaching southern refugee evac zone
>call for CAS
>all fighters too busy screening flyers
>screw it
>XO, take over
>yeoman, prep my gunship
>but sir-
>*staring intensifies*
>yes sir. stout or lager in the drink tube?
>straight bourbon, it's bad out there.
>dragonforcefuryofthestorm.wav
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>>32316716
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>>32314916
honestly it would be a zombie apocalypse or something similar like the Flood or headcrabs showing up
I don't want people to die, but if they're going to die, it would be nice to make things interesting
if anyone can think up a /k/-worthy SHTF scenario other than "muh race war" and "uh chinese idk" that has more interesting and deep implications for how we live then please tell me
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>>32314986
a girl worth fighting for
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>>32316390
>You will never travel the world in a Catalina fitted out like a flying yacht
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>>32314968
This is the only right answer
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>you and your highschool friends will never fight g-men and UN blue-helmets with your collection of shitty slavic guns using woodland guerrilla tactics
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>>32314916
A ship, a crew, and the entire galaxy to explore.
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>>32314968
Fucking this.
Also it is legal to buy and sell women as slaves.... best target practice fetish ever.
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>>32314916
Monstergirls, and Texas to be a seperate country
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>>32316669
Yfw
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>>32318513
I want this as well
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>>32314916

San Andreas fault line sends Cali back to the stone age
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>>32318781
both or which one?
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>>32314916
I get a suitcase full of gold and a one way ticket to the year 1979, on the Hollywood boulevard.
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>>32314916
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>>32314916
House, garage with a lift, camper to hook up to the truck once in a while, and a small chain of quick lube type places to keep the money coming in
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>>32315165
>operate innaMGworld
>get monster girl waifus

You'd get fucking rolled trying to operate inna MGC
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>>32314916
I've always wanted to fight giant insects. IDK just the idea of fighting a giant scorpion or ant with a .308 or something always fascinated me.
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>>32315226
You do realize that means you have literally a 50% chance of dying horribly AT BEST

And thats before you even get to the point where mobile suits are a thing
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>>32319096
mmmm, nice
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>>32319129
Oh yeah forgot, PBY-5 houseplane conversion. retire to the Caribbean.
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>>32314916
>go hiking innawoods somewhere in the Appalachians with buddies
>raifus and light infantry loadouts are brought
>it's a dream journey; the mountains are so beautiful, and some of the clearings provide some of the most picturesque views one could imagine
>fog weaving in and out of trees like clouds
>watching giant flocks of birds fly in formation
>catching the glimpses of bear fishing in rivers way down below
>simply gorgeous
>Set up camp one night,
>Everyone is talking about politics and history, the indians somehow come up
>There's a division in the group between who believes the Indians were godless savages and deserved the massacres in Early America, and those who believe that Indians are oppressed and should be paid reparations
>Everyone goes to bed angry
>Wake up to the sound of gunshots
>grab Raifu, look around
>see one of our party members holding his revolver, shouting "holy shit are you okay?" in the direction he's pointing it
>he's getting up, so is everyone else, and scrambling to see what he shot
>it looks like a man, wearing what looks to be animal pelts and carrying an industrial looking hatchet
>he's a fucking injun
>Revolver guy is flipping out, repeating "holy shit" like it's gonna save this guy's life
>Indian starts speaking some gibberish, incomprehensible moon rune language
>He slowly climbs to our feet, to our amazement, staggering as pinkish-red viscera paints the pine needle clearing he fell on
>leans back on a tree, staring revolver guy in the eyes with a fire so hot it could burn down the forest
>Revolver guy looks visibly guilty until the indian lunges forwards, screaming some sort of war cry as he tackles our friend
>Beat this fucking godless savage off of him while the indian has got my friend's cheek in his teeth, tearing it open with the fall of his head
>Revolver guy lets out a blood-curdling cry
>BANG BANG BANG BANG... BANG BANG BANG
>We don't know which one of us killed him, but we all know we shot the fucker
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>>32319043
Mostly monster girls, but I live in Texas too.
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A bunch of fully robed Klan members attacking me or a neighbors house.

I'm not an SJW or anything, it's just that those white robes just look like they would be perfect for testing out various calibers. Besides the Klan were retarded fudds anyway.
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>>32319499
Monstergirl Kingdom of Texas?
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>>32314916
Something like this, but instead of taking all the money and assuming it'll be all good, I'd probably take about 40k and all the guns.

Buy a Ferret or BDRM-2 with some of it.
See if I could be a wolf of Wallstreet with about 10k of it. Keep the rest for a rainy day.

Live simply and enjoy some free full autos.
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>>32319593
Ferrets seem nicer
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>>32319527
Holy shit its even better than zombies

who the fuck is going to fault someone for shooting up a bunch of klanners
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>>32319555
>>32319499
>>32319155
>>32315165
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>>32319175
>you will never stand atop the Chrysler building firing a thompson into hordes of giant crickets
>you will never stand against the overwhelming tides with nothing but determination and a gun
>you will never feel the chatter of .45 ACP spitting forth into chitinous exoskeletons
pic very much related.
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>>32319593
Taking all the money wasn't the problem, I thought. It was showing human compassion and getting water to the guy.
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>>32319643
I thought the average /k/ommando was a homosexual furry
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>>32319527
>Besides the Klan were retarded fudds anyway.

Comes with being a Democrat.
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>>32319657
monster girls are arguably furry
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>>32319660
>implying the dixicrats arent literally modern republicans

can you all please stop trying to push the idea that the left is responsible for all that shit, you just make yourself look retarded
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>>32319611
I could make a sweet armored one-two man RV that could go up river if needed. While the Ferret would be nice as fuck, something seems really cool about the BDRM for having that extra space. Drop in a new diesel or truck V8 and it would be pretty nice.

>>32319654
Someone would come for it. That tracker was still in there. A mad man like Anton would have made some conclusions eventually, everything would have happened, it'd just take a little longer. Maybe long enough to succeed and run with the money, but it made it seem that Anton was just too much of a machine to quite like that.
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>>32319676
some are
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>>32314916
NOAHS ARK OF GUNS

2 of every known firearm important to history or design, placed into extreme longterm storage and sunk to the bottom of the sea in an invincible warehouse sized time capsule. when the time is right floaters will blow and replenish the world with tools of liberation when globalist jew liberals go too far
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>>32319483
>The moment our ears start ringing, we hear what sounds like wolves howling
>Except there's a lot of them
>And the less that our ears ring, the less they sound like wolves and the more they sound like horns
>Our LI loadouts didn't all include NODs, though two of us had them, I was not one of them
>one guy, who had a PVS-14 monocular, was our new pointman as we snuffed the fire
>Our other NOD guy had a Armasight thermal on his AR, and he took a vanguard position
>We decide to move north up a mountain side so that we're fighting on high ground in case we're attacked
>The moonlight gets kind of bright this high, and we can see through the canopy at times
>NVG guy halts us, and we stop.
>Our guy with the Armasight scans the treeline ahead while the NVG guy watches for any sudden movements
>Suddenly my field of view turns a bright orange for a second as the forest is momentarily illuminated with a BANG, then another
>I watched in the second flash of light as a silhouette ragdolled down the slope of the mountain and into a tree
>The thud and crash echoed through the mountains, and I heard it twice
>We continued onwards, up the mountains
>After fifteen minutes of climbing; I hear what sounds like a tree snapping
>"GET DOWN" NVG guy screams, and we all jump onto our stomachs as we hear another crushing noise, and I feel pine needles parachute into my hair
>I look up, and the night has gone from a dull blue to a pitch black
>Then I look a little bit behind me, and I can see stars
>Suddenly I make out what looks like a tree trunk over my head, and I scramble to get out from under it
>"THIS WAY, STUPID" scowls the guy with the Thermals on his rifle, and I quickly make my way back under the tree trunk to the other side
>The only thing stopping it from crushing us is the friction of it pushing against the other trees that it rammed into, and the angles which those trees were up-rooted
>Bless my lucky stars that the savages don't know how2physics
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>>32319696
This. The solid south was the modern republican equivalent. Civil rights rustled enough jimmies to get them to switch.
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>>32319096
>get to 1979
>realize memes don't exist yet
>can't shitpost 4chan
>everyone just looks at you funny and laughs when you try to do '80s stuff even tho it's normal

sounds like a nightmare to me senpai
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>>32319836
>implying
I'm just gonna stock up on as many FA guns as possible and maybe invest in Apple like any timetravelling memelord.
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>>32319863
but that's like 30 years without dank memes anon

unless you're bringing the memes back in time to accelerate the advancement of human memes - but even then you better be bringing the whole internet back with you too
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>>32319863
>apple
>not microsoft
It's like you only want to be a millionaire instead of a billionaire.
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>>32315311
Dr. McNinja kind of does that to a small extent.
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>>32315689
>that filename
I'll kill you later
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>>32318355
Underrated post
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>>32319643
I like you friend i'd take you on journey to monster girl world & broquest
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>full retard slavshit for every man, woman & child
>Feinstein drawn & quartered on pay-per-view
>multi-million income
>infinite pots to smoke
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>>32314916
The world comes to total peace, everyone is respected , and everyone loves firearms in some way shape or form i.e no gun haters.

And at the range they provided free ammo, and fire arms rentals just for showing up.

Life expectancy is now 300 years of solid life, before we all pass into a sleep death of which our minds are downloaded on the the net , to remain active until the end of time as one giant problem solving machine/man-made-god.
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>>32315435
>Eliminate chow mein
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>>32320573
>Living for 300 years
Yeah, no thanks, I for one look forward to the sweet release of death.
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>>32320702
But you see anon, you could go when ever you'd like to. You don't have to live that long, but you could.
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>>32320709
Yeah, but then they hook my brain up to a super computer and make it physically impossible to kill myself, I'd have to work up the courage to suck start a shotgun before such a hellish reality could take me, they can't do shit if my brain is pulp.
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>>32320573
Can you download me into a vibrator that is used by a hot girl? I want to experience the good vibrations.
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>>32314916
for mods to delete porn threads on /k/ in a timely manner.
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>>32314916
RAHOWA
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>>32320728
again anon, it's a choice at any time.>>32320736
think of it more like existing in a reality you control and could be visited by others if you allowed.
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>>32320779
>think of it more like existing in a reality you control and could be visited by others if you allowed.
So basically exactly how the afterlife should be already.
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>>32320779
That's the problem, I don't want to exist, I want to be dead.
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>>32318361
>Radio room converted to galley and living area
>Slow/10 satellite internet so as to shitpost from all corners of the globe
>Beds/hammocks string up in the gun pods for view of night sky in all directions
>Master bedroom further aft+ a small library
>All lit in the warm firelike glow of panel lights and gauge illumination

>It's dark and rain drums on the fuselage and gunner domes, the floor pitches subtly with the waves as they slosh against the hull.

>The hour is late; you lost track long ago. Your battle buddy is curled on a couch in the radio room and your vision is starting to strain for the words of uour favorite book. Perhaps you neatly slept; suddenly it's on your chest and you've lost the page. No matter.
>Carefully you roll in the gunner hammock and withdraw your phone
>Wait for God awful geostationary ping to take you to /k/; aft cabin is splashed with the color of your 4chan theme. Feeling like a gondola you hit catalog and start scrolling.
>F-35 Thread
>AR vs AK thread
>Women in the military thread
>You play thread bingo in all three and win within ten posts.
>Find a war stories thread. You've read almost all of them before, but most are still welcome. A few new ones send your sides to the geostationary satellite mirroring your connection; one makes you cry like a bitch.
>Somehow it devolves into /pol/ shitposting
>Another F-35 thread
>And another
>Tfw they all have hundreds of replies
>Ayy Lmao, object to your right thread. To your right is your riafu followed by Catalina. Two your left is Catalina. You are surrounded by Catalina. The ayys are no threat.
>/k/omfy thread. A cursory reading confirms you are they very comfiest, with a few runners up.
>Satisfied, you click your phone screen off.
>Then check it a few more times
>Finally you drift off to sleep
>Your face when
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>>32321716
Side note: FSX + Flyinside + HTC Vive + <ambient temperature adjusted to be convincing> + that payware Catalina out there is, while not exactly a substitute, pretty goddamn convincing.
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>>32321716
Swear to god I didn't base any of that description on this thing.

http://www.messynessychic.com/2014/04/24/all-aboard-the-flying-yacht-circa-1950/

To by fair my lazy writefag version is much more spartan and shiplike. They totally did the gunpod beds though.
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Just to be content and happy really desu
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>>32319188
I live like 10 minutes from there, and it's amazing how little has changed since the photo was taken. Change the billboards and a few of the signs and that's about it.

Also lol illuminati restaurant.

Also also that yellow Celica with the big fender flares is awesome.
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>>32314916
>Win $100 Million+ in lottery
>Buy 100-500 acre ranch in Texas/Arizona/Montana/etc.
>Design and build custom mansion/ranch house with numerous walk-in gun safes/safe rooms
>Design and build massive shooting range for all types and calibers of weapons
>Start collecting guns
>Invite brothers and friends over to shoot all the time and have massive amounts of funs.
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>>32314916
>anti gunners stop try to take my shit with every shooting and actually focus on the real problems of society
>company starts treating people like it did 10 years ago with 5%+ raises every 6 months; instead of being stingy bitches they are now where 3% a year means "they like you" and you can keep your job
> maybe win the lottery and fix the problem out right
>wife's tits fill out to a nice d cup and we each get in better shape so we feel better about ourselves and she can be my dream battle partner
> maybe get her to like the idea of an ffm threesome.
It's a short list guys
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Reality:
>decent tech job
>easy as fuck, just doing general maintenance and being a sys admin
>make decent money because tech job
>live with bro-tier group of friends that have all known each other since middle school
>own a nice coustom cruiser and sportbike to ride with Bros
>we all live near each other after we get married and such
>have a reinforced basement acting as a giant walk in gunsafe with full workshop for cleaning, reloading and repair

Fantasy:
>in the star citizen universe
>operate with aforementioned Bros in merchant group
>use frigate to deploy from wherever
>best of the best, always get the job done
Also
>SPACE GATS
>waifus
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>>32322588
Shit phone autocorrected mercenary to merchant
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>>32322594
(((phone)))
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Best case scenario? The insect-damaged and almost dead tree in front of my property finally snaps in half during a heavy snow storm and crushes my house. Why? Because that tree is city owned and their responsibility, and I have a long list of recorded conversations telling them about the danger it poses. They've even been kind enough to email me transcripts of each of my calls and how they'll "get on it within the next year or so". Net result: my shitty, horribly designed, run-down house from 1928 gets replaced by a $140,000 insurance cheque and I can build my dream home with a massive basement workshop.
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>>32314916
Living the rest of my life in peace with my family, happily owning a multitude of guns and a surplus of ammunition.
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>>32314986
any war is worth fighting if you are being shot at.
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>>32316716
Snake tits are third to lion tits and horse tits
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>>32322822
>horse tits
>>>/mlp/

It's wolf tits or fuck off 'round here.
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>>32321716
I didn't even know I wanted this until now
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>>32316815
>i just really wish all these people would kill each other so i could loot their bodies
wow
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I uncover a secret bunker filled with grease wrapped as new fg42 mg34 mg42 etc etc
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>>32315165
>single man masturbates along in his room
You're pushing the boundaries of plausible deniability there
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>>32314916
> resurgence of taliban in afghanistan
> unit of /k/ommandos gets deployed
> due to a bizarre natural phenomenon, a lush jungle has sprouted and now covers 70-80% of Afghan
> taliban dont know how to innajungle
> long range recce patrols behind enemy lines to disrupt supply routes
> jungleghostsquadron.exe
> the last thing goatfuckers hear is the lyrics of 'it aint me' by the fortunate sons whispered softly all around them before they get swallowed by the jungle and beaten to death with dragon dildos
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>>32315449
>>32315404

Check out the east coast. Pennsylvania is very gun friendly and has a large port,nice seasons too.
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>>32316669
This.
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>Become secretary of physical removal
>Tasked with throwing all the leftists out of helicopters.
>Get to go on a few death rides myself but it's impossible for me to attend all of them since hundreds are done every day.
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>>32323525
Sounds fun
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>>32318292
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>>32319696
>no u
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>>32314916
rolling out of a landing vehicle to a burning stockholm
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>>32315138
i have seriously been laughing at this comment for almost 24 hours now
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>>32314916
RWDS or Zombie Apocalypse for me
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>>32316955
Most Americans are far from master race

>inb4 I'm not Aryan
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>>32314916
Getting a gf
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>>32324635
You're not Aryan.
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>>32318447
Bro I feel you man
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>>32314988
>88
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>>32314916
War to become obsolete and weapons and martial arts becoming hobbies instead of actually things to use against each other.
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>>32318166
not true, us Latinos might seek the opportunity to establish our dominance as the new majority
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>>32314916
>become vigilante
>daytime job is taxi driver
> Pick up (8/10)
>prostitute
>driver her to pimp
>pimp starts to beat her up
>gives me 100 to keep quiet
>in the following months I start to case the place I drove her to
>almost about to give up when I see her on the street
>she doesnt remember me
>pay for time with her
>bang (obviously)
>ask her if she really wants this life
>she can't go anywhere else pimp owns her
>wait a month
>go to pimps place of business
>kill everyone
>prositute was there
>saw me kill in a blind rage
> she's scared of me
>try to calm her down
>one guy was not dead
>shoots me
>I shoot him
>cops come
>recover
>make bail
>run
>never live life the same again
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>>32319179
I'll take those odds.
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>>32314916
race war
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>>32320779
You don't understand
Death is a release from the world into infinity already. Once you reach a certain age you long for it. You want it to come. You want to pass into the void. Your friends are dead, you're long past enjoying life. You want to fucking die, or you long for five minutes of teenage energy and life for one moment before you go until you do. And that's how it goes
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>>32314986
A war worth dying for

Ftfy

I know it's morbid, but there's a part of me deep down that just wants to fight and die for something worth dying for.

I would be proud to have died in the crusades, or fought in WW2.
But instead, my generation has to fight a bunch of ragheads and achieve nothing.

feelsbadman
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>>32319884

>Microsoft
>not going back and buying into Berkshire Hathaway in 1965

What? Do you hate money?
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>>32322825

Dat sweet sweet Roman mythology
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>>32314916
The US Balkanizing and us having a modern day warring states period like China.
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>>32325839
I feel that anon, but if we can't die an honorable death...We can live browsing memes
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>>32316778
My negroid.
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>>32325312
You do know that the last scene of that film takes place in Travis' imagination, right? He actually died in that whorehouse.
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>>32314916
Everyone wakes up one day, and finds they really like guns.
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>>32315028
I want to fight in a tank in nato in Germany/Central Europe in a conventional war after a nuclear exchange has devastated both the Soviet Bloc and NATO
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>>32319647
>chatter of .45 ACP spitting forth into chitinous exoskeletons
Goosebumps
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>>32314916
Strafing highway 80 in an A-10
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Civil War 2.0
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>>32322594
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>>32314916
Whatever it takes to get SLAM built and deployed.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersonic_Low_Altitude_Missile

"The use of a nuclear engine in the airframe promised to give the missile staggering and unprecedented low-altitude range, estimated to be roughly 113,000 miles (182,000 km) (over four and a half times the equatorial circumference of the earth). The engine also acted as a secondary weapon for the missile: direct neutron radiation from the virtually unshielded reactor would sicken, injure, or kill living things beneath the flight path; the stream of fallout left in its wake would poison enemy territory; and its strategically selected crash site would receive intense radioactive contamination. In addition, the sonic waves given off by its passage would damage ground installations."
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>>32316778
Is that Reviewbrah's grandfather?
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>>32316716
PORN WHEN!?
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>Marry my famous waifu
>then shoot some kids into her
>live innawoods with her
>shoot and collect guns with her
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>>32316716
Because tits you fucking fag
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>>32315028
Wargame series my dude
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>>32314916

War in space.
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>>32314916
>Be inna Pacific Northwest
>On some Hacienda
>Cartel wants me dead because I accidentally killed a Lugartenient (High ranking cartel member) through incompetence, entire Hacienda wants my head and balls mounted on a wall
>Somehow through dumb luck get a Colt 733 and a MAC 10
>running through house, opens door to basement
>find bob haired girl cowering naked inna basement
>Convince her to operate with me, give her Mac 10
>Call her Mac
>Kill cartel members all night long
>Retreat to the coolest car ever made, the 1970 Dodge Coronet
>Drive back to hideout which is an old farm

>We Platonically kill Cartel in area
>Car chases, shooting out of windows, LRRP-esqe shit innawoods
>Rock a pimped out 733 among other stolen cartel weapons
>Me and her share a Femboy trap
>All this Happens to a soundtrack of Garbage and Clutch
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>>32332346
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This.

[spoiler]Sadly the closest I'll ever get is probably active duty in Japan[/spoiler]
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>>32322870
ikr what kind of loser virgin still doesn't have a gf
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>vampires and demons and shiet are become real allah sudden
>people are dying all around, entire states become dead and quarantine zones
>rise to power as affluent monster hunter/killer with retinue of other /k/ survivors with US civil war esque uniforms and weapons, bullets treated with silver and other killing techniques
>travel around US with armored train, we cannons and gatling guns now
>have personal carriage with armory and wardrobe, essentially a mansion on rails
>perform tasks and contracts for gov't and local towns
>sexually dominate vampire mistress who surrendered her pathetic existence to me
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>>32332382
Ha! Good luck finding a basement in the Pacific Northwest! Those things fill up with water when it rains. Most people don't have them.
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>>32332437
You realize the Pacific Northwest is like half desert right?
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>>32314916

A small scale Tyranid invasion would be neat, would be interesting to see how technology fairs against them.
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>>32314916
Zombie Apocalypse

No laws.
>Can travel while openly carrying firearms
>Doesn't matter if you've got a round chambered or not (So basically, ALWAYS have one chambered)
>If you find an unarmed woman or girl, you can basically do whatever the fuck you want with her, whether it be to provide/protect her and try to form a relationship with her as your apocalypse wife or just regularly have your way with her (What is she going to do, run away? Chances are, she's got a better chance at survival by being raped regularly by you instead of being on her own, provided you know about survivalism that is)
>Can murder whoever you like and probably get away with it (We're talking IRL though, not a videogame like DayZ. That shit will probably haunt you in the long run unless it's someone you have REALLY fucking bad history with.)
>Hunt whatever you want, whenever you want
>Fish however much you want

Freedom to use whatever you like
>Can carry/wear milsurp firearms/gear. Pic related, I'd be rocking my No.4 Lee Enfield, ask me how I'd deal with the issue of ammo, go ahead.
>If you're smart, you'll have a bayonet to go with your primary, because using ammo whenever possible can and WILL cause you to run out in short time. Think about the long run (months and years, even decades) instead of just days and weeks.
>If you have a firearm that can be converted to be select fire for semi/full auto, then you may go about altering it if you know how (but let's be real, sticking to semi-auto only is smarter)
>Implement the barter system with friendly people you meet. See what they have to offer, and see if you can trade it for what you have to offer

If you can get with a group, see if you can put your skills to good use.
>Know how to hunt/butcher game?
>Know how to prepare leather/furs?
>Know how to brew alcohol?
>Know how to make soap?
>Are you strong? (Help with heavy lifting)
>Are you a good shot beyond 200m? (Good for guard duty)
>Electrician? (Need generator tho)
>Carpenter?
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>>32333392
>raping and killing wildly
>thinking any group is going to welcome you
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>>32328107
>NO STEP
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>>32333409
Who said anything about raping and killing wildly? I'm (for the most part) against those things. Even if I were for it though, how would they find out if I had done it beforehand?
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>>32314916
Using this, against Chicoms.
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>>32333485
>Who said anything about raping
The longest point in the description of your fantasy was how easy it would be to obtain rape slaves. Seemed important.
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>>32333392
I really wonder though, what happens when all the bullets off the shelf are gone? Bullets are the easiest part to manufacture, casings not so much (lots of purpose built industrial stamping machines required). Would you have to figure out how to make smokeless powder and primer? Primer isn't as hard as making the smokeless though. Smokeless powder is incredibly volatile when it is manufactured (stuff like nitroglycerin is used which is very sensitive). You might have to take control of munitions factories to resupply the hungry guns of the wasteland. It might give a edge to trading and give a bullet economy even.
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>>32333550
It's a valid aspect. I was not writing it for myself alone, but looking at it generally for anyone who might read it. I also never used the word 'slave'. Are you trolling me right now?

>>32333606
Ah, now we're REALLY talking long-term. Honestly, I think CARTRIDGES would be off store shelves within days. Weeks at most. Literally ask ANYONE what their 'zombie plan' is, and the VAST majority of them will have something along the lines of 'looting/scavenging'. As for boxes of bullets though, yeah, those will last longer since not everyone knows how to reload, but they WILL run out eventually, and when they do, we will essentially be reverted back to the late 1800s because who on Earth knows how to make jacketed bullets? Lead bullets are only good to use within something like 1400 ft/s or something like that, I hear. Too much velocity and the rifling would either get clogged up REALLY fucking quick, or the soft lead simply won't be able to grip the rifling at such pressure/heat. So either we'll have to use REALLY heavy bullets for rifle ammo to slow things down, or intentionally lessen how much powder we use. Either way, assault rifles and self-loading full-sized rifles will essentially become a thing of the past, even if you still have smokeless powder and primers.

I believe that, at best, once the smokeless powder and primers have dried up, knowledgeable individuals will resort to making black powder in the historic way with feces, stale urine, and time. You don't need sulpher, I hear. Just KNO3 and charcoal (I know how to make charcoal) can give you some basic black powder. It probably won't be very good quality, but it'll get the job done. As for how to fire it; matchlock or flintlock. I've been thinking though about how to MAKE primers. What if you ground up some flint, mixed it with black powder, then mix it with high-strength alcohol to dilute it, pour it into a primer with the anvil already in place, and let dry? Strike anvil, flint sparks, ignition.
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>>32333658
The purpose of diluting it to make it a liquid is so that it coats the anvil and inner shell of the primer, hopefully sticking to it when dry to prevent it from coming loose and possibly pouring into the casing itself. Use casted lead bullets and black powder in the casings. If I'm right, and the flint fragments will make sparks upon striking the anvil in the primer with a firing pin, which will then detonate the powder that had been wettened with alcohol that's around 57.1% or stronger (I think that's the point at which black powder will still burn), then it SHOULD be able to ignite a charge in a casing. I would HEAVILY advise against using black powder in self-loading firearms that have a gas system of any kind for even if it DID run, I doubt it would run for long. ESPECIALLY not an AR-15. Recoil-operated? Maybe, though I dare say it wouldn't take long for the locking surfaces to get gummed up, rendering it a jam-o-matic.

In the end, stick to manually-operated firearms. Bolt, lever, pump, straight-pull, and so on. Even single-shots like the Martini-Henry, Springfield M1873 "Trapdoor", or what have you. It'd be better than a bow and arrow, though I believe the vast majority of survivors will revert to that in time since the method of making black powder, let alone how to make primers, is a skill that VERY few people even KNOW about let alone POSSESS. Yeah I have some basic knowledge, but I've never put it into practice. It would probably take me years before I could perfect the process of making black powder, and the process of reusing primers is still hypothetical at best.

God-tier
>Making black powder and making primers to use repeating manually-operated firearms

Good-tier
>Making black powder and flintlock firearms for efficient muzzle loaders

Decent-tier
>Making black powder and matchlock firearms

Meh-tier
>Making a recurve bow or longbow with flint-tipped arrows

Bad-tier
>Making a shortbow with basic wooden arrows

Shit-tier
>Pointed stick
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>>32333658
Copper jacketing might not be that hard to make for a bullet if you can figure how to get the copper onto a lead/steel core... In industry it's drawn (extruded with presses), similarly like casings, into an elongated shape that the core is placed into and drawn. Some fellow got dies that the jackets can be formed on, so you could use copper piping even:http://castboolits.gunloads.com/archive/index.php/t-111370.html
It could even just be a solid cast, but it wouldn't have the benefits of a weighted core which gives the round more mass. This man made cast silver bullets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mk7w_c3tI
As for primers, stuff matches are made of can be used to refill them, but given the long-term nature, they may also be gone too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Mk7w_c3tI
If you have access to munitions production facilities (a possible goal to set), electricity and raw materials, you could figure out how to produce munitions that could be effective in self-loading firearms. You could effectively have a monopoly on munitions and become the arms king of the wasteland.
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>>32333785
Oops, the primer video was the same link as the first video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_7LWCFH5Gc
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>>32317218
>S&W /comfy/ wagon rides and shit
NEVER EVER
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Get to live in the Golden Age of fur trapping in the American West. Ride along with Jed Smith, Jim Bridger, and my relation, and Joe Meek. Discover new lands, drink whisky all day, fight Blackfoots, fuck crow squaws, beaver trapping would make me rich instead of costing me money. The rendezvous, oh god, they were like the greatest party on Earth. I would be one of the few men who truly lived freely, I would be a mountain man.
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>>32316390
Please anon, I'm crying now and it's so cold. I will never get to fly around the tundra and Boreal forests in a PBY RV.
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>>32333785
It's best not to hope to rely on electricity, and as for getting a whole munitions factory? If word got out that one was up and running and some guy was getting filthy stinking rich on it (not in terms of money, because money is useless, but in terms of firearms/ammo/preserved food/etc.), then it wouldn't take long before a group would try to take it I don't think. No, best to try and keep things on a small scale. if you're going large scale, you better have a group with you, and a damn trustworthy one. also, yeah, matchheads won't last too long I don't think. Like ammo, gasoline, and firearms, matches will be a high-priority object for many.
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>>32327437
A philosopher once said: Heroes are only born in death.
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>>32333703
>Making black powder and making primers to use repeating manually-operated firearms.

Black powder is easy as long as you can source sulfur. (it's not necessary unless you're going to be using flintlocks though, the main role of sulfur in black powder is lowering the ignition temp.) Though It would take a a good year or two for you to make a niter bed that produces. Shit and corpses take a long ass time to decompose enough. Though if you know someone with a lot of animals like pigs, cows and horses, you could in theory have limitless supply of nitrates by making their farm into a niter bed.


i don't know about making primers. mercury fulminate is easy enough in theory, just mix mercury with a nitric acid. but beyond that i don't have a clue. I don't like playing with shock sensitive explosives.
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>>32314916
>bolos exist, and have a pilot seat.
>still AI, but you know, pilot seat and all
>also, gigantic, rock-concert huge, speakers all over the Bolo
>ride said bolo over the surface of a beautiful paradise-like planet, like the one from Avatar.
>no, make it the same goddamn planete from Avatar.
>orders from Earth are to glass the fucking planet. No survivors.
>start playing this while killing blue alien hippies:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVd8HB1ITcc&list=PLMF_ifigCPlaJqqaWxTxBJ3m93BIpEr65&index=3
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>>32334722
That's the thing; if you're going to include sulphur, that's going to make things more difficult in the long run. So without it, the powder won't burn as easily/quickly, which will likely also result in lower velocity in shorter barrels, but it's better than nothing.

You're thinking too much about ideal components; if we're talking post-apocalyptic with loss of civilization and BILLIONS of deaths, then talking about getting actual manufacturing plants up and running along with getting the ideal chemical compounds such as sulphur and 'mercury fulminate' is pretty much just a waste of time. Simplicity, and using 'whatever will work' is what we need to go by. KNO3 can be produced, as can charcoal (basically roast it in a paint can or something like that over a fire), but sulphur? To my knowledge the only way to get that is via scavenging/looting (that's a short-term strategy), and by mining the stuff. It can be mined, right? Whatever the case, you may as well forget about it if we're talking long term.

I figure before a method of primer manufacturing will be figured out, we'll have to resort to matchlock/flintlock muskets. While those are in use, caps/primers will be tinkered with and tested. Likely using spent primers to experiment with. I think combining black powder and flint fragments in a formula mixed with alcohol (which is another ingredient that can be home made though would require quite a large vegetable garden) allowed to dry in a primer casing with a steel anvil already inserted, could be a viable method. If black powder can still burn when made wet with high strength alcohol, then hopefully it'll still burn once it dries. The purpose of making it wet in the first place is simply to make sure the flint fragments and black powder is spread out well, and will hopefully stick to the anvil once dried.

It's probably also best to stick to revolvers instead of self-loading pistols. Like semi-auto rifles, I fear the powder residue will gum it up.
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>>32336173
>You're thinking too much about ideal components
That's true enough i suppose. I've only been buying my components off of hobbyist chemical supplies to get the max performance from the powders i make.

>It can be mined, right?
most of the sulfur we have today is a biproduct of how we refine natural gas, but from my understanding before the industrial revolution it was mostly gathered via volcanic activity. through hotsprings or things like that. though Sicily has a shitload of sulfur mines. I don't know how they do it though.
>I think combining black powder and flint fragments in a formula mixed with alcohol

Not sure about that, i wouldn't know until it was tried. but the reason sparks come off of steel when struck by a flint (or other hard material) is because Iron (and thus steel) is pyrophoric.


>If black powder can still burn when made wet with high strength alcohol, then hopefully it'll still burn once it dries.

Isopropyl alcohol (go to strength being between 80 and 90 percent) is used as a better alternative to water for mixing your ingredients. When you mix potassium nitrate and sulfur with a pestle, you're essentially shoving the nitrate and sulfur into the pores of the charcoal.

It's considered the better alternative because it dries much faster than water. The longer your powder stays moist the worse your powder will turn out.

>will hopefully stick to the anvil once dried.
If you only add enough liquid for your mix to be like bread dough, it'll probably stick. for how long though, i'm not sure.
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>>32336612
Oh I don't know if a mixture of flint fragments and black powder will work either. This is the kind of shit people would be thinking about in an apocalyptic situation though. I mean, once you're stable enough to have a permanent residence of sorts, with a lot of food stored, your defences in good order, and all that kind of stuff. Once you eventually have TIME on your hands, you can start tinkering. For primers, that would be my first try. Take a spent primer, punch the dent out, make sure the anvil is in good working order, mix some powder and flint fragments in as high an alcohol content as I can manage, then let the mixture dry in the primer pocket with the anvil. Once dry, put it in a casing, chamber the empty casing, and pull the trigger. I've fired a casing with just a primer before, so yeah, I'll know if the primer went off.

Steps will also be in the process of making a matchlock and/or flintlock musket though. I figure it's actually probably best that, if the process of making simple KNO3/charcoal black powder can be made, the next most important step is making a muzzle loader. If I can't get primers working, then I want to make sure I've got SOMETHING that will be able to use the powder I'm making. Likely start with a matchlock since that's piss-easy, then tinker with flintlocks and primers at the same time, whichever I feel like spending time on at the moment, likely going back and forth. Even if I end up figuring out a reliable way of making primers though, it'll always be good to have those muzzle loaders as back-up. Who knows, maybe I'll meet some guys who have no firearms and will be all too happy to trade stuff for muzzle loaders. I give them one or two along with some paper cartridges, and they promise to bring back some hunted meat.

I can then steadily trade them paper cartridges for things that I need, even developing simple socket or even plug bayonets if I hadn't have done so already.
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>>32337477
It's not really a long term solution, but matchbooks can make a usable primer and powder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFDeh9QsbTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gYPdNAp9Q0
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Either
>Go back in time somehow
>fight in 'Nam
>don't die

or

>New Vietnam war for whatever reason
>with modern equipment
>dem times
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>>32337759
or, you know,
>literally become big boss and stay in the prime of MSF forever
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>>32337600
Yeah, that's not long-term; I much prefer to stick to long-term ideas since most people who think about zombie survival seem to always think in short-term. Scavenging, looting, often specifically going for gun stores if they can, etc. That's no good. I do think a valid method of making primers can be figured out, but it's entirely possible that a long-term method won't be figured out for years, so it's possible that repeating manually-operated firearms will become a thing of the past for quite some time with only the most well-equipped of people getting muzzle loaders. I do think that we'll be able to hold onto black powder though. At least, some people will.

As for self-loading firearms, that will likely remain a thing of the past for generations. I have NO idea how to make smokeless powder, but I bet it's a VERY complex method that requires VERY specific ingredients that quite A LOT of scientific shit. I mean, black powder came about in China around, what, 600-800AD or so? Smokeless powder only came about in the 1880s, in France. So for over 1000 years, black powder was IT. That's over 50 generations of people. Over 50 generations of humanity that COULD have figured out the secret to modern smokeless powder, but didn't, until the late 19th century. So yeah, I think in a zombie survival scenario, it's entirely likely that once smokeless powder is gone, we won't see it for the rest of our lives... I should write more books on surviving the zombie apocalypse with more focus on long-term. Would make a fuckin' cool TV show I think, watching the generations of survivors come and go. Kind of like Vikings; Ragnar is getting older, Bjorn is fully grown, his little brothers have been born and are nearly fully grown in the course of the show, and it doesn't look like the show is ending anytime soon. Started 793AD if memory serves, must be getting to around 810AD by now.

>>32337759
Why not Korean War II? More likely than a Vietnam War II.
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>>32337824
(requires) quite A LOT of scientific shit.*

Fucking derp.

>>32337789
Also, sucks that a modern war in Asia wouldn't have as kickass a soundtrack as the Vietnam War. Mid-60s to the mid-70s? God tier. Er wait, no, I think 1977 was God tier, but still, Mid-60s to Mid-70s was 'Fucking Awesome-Tier'.
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>>32314916
A new civil war

Anything that involves Congress being obliterated with fossils like John McCain getting roasted sounds good to me
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To do a backflip
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>>32316353
>>32316373

Reposting because some anon did a good job of it last time we had a thread about NSI:

Assumptions:

• This operation is to be undertaken by members of the /k/ image posting board with their own resources and no external funding or support.
• This operation will not be influenced in any capacity by any party other than members of the /k/ invasion force and the natives of North Sentinel Island (A la Sandline affair).
• All information about sentinel Island found on its Wikipedia page is 100% accurate objective truth.
• The average member deploying with the invasion force is: Male, 5’9”, 160 lbs, 12% body fat, and scores a 275/300 on the Army Physical Fitness test (APFT).
• The average member of the native population’s fighting force is: Male, 6’5”, 200 lbs, 8% body fat, and scores a 300+/300 on the APFT.
o Note: this assumption is inflated, representing the worst case scenario of individual force disparity.
• It is assumed that all arms, ammunition, armor, signal equipment, and other supplies found necessary and possessed by the invasion and supporting units are able to be moved to Port Blair without incident.

1. Situation
1.1. Enemy forces
1.1.1. Situation (enemy, weather, terrain)

40-400 natives

tropical climate (Temp 33C, 91F) (63% humidity)

One (1) small island (72 km^2, ~18,000 Acres) and surrounding coral reefs. Notable terrain features include reefs, a thin beach, as well as a steep 20m cliff which all separate the beach from the forested mainland of the island about its entire perimeter.

1.1.2. Capabilities

Anticipated capability of the natives include close quarters proficiency and rudimentary weapons consisting of bows, knives, clubs, spears, and rocks. Natives are expected to have an intimate understanding of the island’s terrain and have spoken language as well as a clear succession of command and a highly motivated primary fighting force of 150 fighting age males.
(end pt.1)
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>>32337987
1.1.3. Probable course of action
The enemy’s most probable course of action is to immediately engage the landing invasion force from the crest of the cliff and to retreat to their staging area after taking minimal casualties.

As time goes on, it is expected that the enemy force would commence night raids upon the invasion force and guerilla attacks with the objective of disrupting or destroying /k/’s supply cache as well as attempting to ambush patrols and any individuals who leave secured territory with the intent of demoralizing and wearing down /k/’s will to fight.

Upon destruction of their staging area or of their warriors fit for service, it is anticipated that the majority of the natives will surrender, but several small isolated resistance cells would remain until they were eliminated by counterinsurgency operations.


1.1.4. Most deadly course of action

The most deadly course of action which could be undertaken by the enemy is a coordinated attack on /k/’s beachhead by all 400 natives during one of the first few nights in which all natives would fight to the death.

1.2. Friendly Forces
1.2.1. Mission of next higher unit

The next higher unit in this operation is the entire population of /k/ which is tasked with shitposting continuously until the island is secured as well as coordinating sustainment operations for the invasion force (MEDEVAC, Resupply, etc.) and preparing for expatriation from their respective nations and adoption of /k/ommandostan citizenship following successful invasion and land development operations.

1.2.2. Mission of adjacent units

Supporting units will support from a staging area off the island, enumerated under “Tactical Missions to subordinate units”
(end pt. 2)
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1.2.3. Mission and locations of supporting elements

The mission is the invasion and occupation of North Sentinel Island, Supporting Elements will be located in the Andaman Islands, roughly 25 km east of the main force, supporting subunits will be located around the globe in their respective home nations.

1.3. Attachments/Detachments

Joint /o/ and /n/ Vehicle procurement and maintenance team (2-8 personnel) , Joint /g/ and /diy/ technical support team (2-8 Personnel) , /adv/ HR team (2 Personnel), joint /biz/, /ck/, and /out/ Sustainment team (5-10 Personnel), Joint /lit/ and /tv/ stenography team (3 Personnel).

2. Mission
2.1. Who

An invasion force drawn from the ranks of /k/ and shall be known as A Company, 165 personnel. (Minimum 85, Maximum 205)

2.2. What

Will Invade and occupy without making unsuitable for future cultivation and occupation

2.3. When


between 01/01/18 – 06/01/18

2.4. Why

With the intent of pacifying the native population and founding the sovereign nation of /k/ommandostan

2.5. Where

North Sentinel Island, 11°33′N 92°14′E

3. Execution
3.1. Concept of operation
3.1.1. Scheme of Maneuver

A Co will maneuver from the operations center in Port Blair to North Sentinel Island in secured boats and will move about North Sentinel Island on foot or with the aid of small motorized vehicles secured by the Vehicle procurement and maintenance team.

3.1.2. Formation

First formation will occur at the boat staging area just north of Constance Island and nightly formations will take place just before the evening mess in the center of the strongpoint.

3.1.3. Route

Members of A Co and its supporting elements will find their way to Port Blair, South Amandan individually, upon establishing an operations center in Port Blair and securing transportation for A Co, A Co will move by boat to North Sentinel Island and commence operations upon arrival.
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>>32338039
3.1.4. Tactical Missions to subordinate units

The invasion force will approach and land on the Southeast corner of the island and land within the small inlet West of Constance Island (Marked on the topo map) and will stage a patrol base there until the area can be developed from a patrol base into a more fortified base of operations (all vegetation within 200m of perimeter cleared, Hesco Barriers surrounding the borders of the island 10m in from high tide water level and stacked to a height of 3m or greater from the ground, Barbed/Concertina wire barrier ringing the perimeter except for the ingress/egress route to the north at the base of the Hesco wall, Guard positions every 20m along the wall)

Following A Company’s establishment of a beachhead and while the body of A company begins building the base of operations, a platoon sized element will be sent onto the island to make note of any significant landmarks (ie. Freshwater sources, structures, suitable OP/LP/Patrol Base positions, etc.) and to find a freshwater source for A Company for use when filters and desalinization procedures become ineffective. Securing this freshwater source will be A Co’s first objective following establishment of the strongpoint at Constance Island.

After the strongpoint at Constance Island and the freshwater source are secured, A Co will endeavor to link the two, clearing and marking a path for freshwater transportation.

After the two positions are linked, platoons in A Co will conduct reconnaissance operations to determine the location and disposition of the enemy force if this is not already discerned. (It is suspected that the central enemy location will be located at the most elevated point on the island)

(end pt. 4)
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>>32338054
Following the discernment of the enemy’s location, a two (2) Platoon raid will be executed on their central location with the objective of shattering their will to fight and destroying their ability to resist A Co’s occupation. If the Platoons are unable to successfully occupy the enemy’s central location in force, they will aim to cause as much material and personnel damage as possible before returning to the strongpoint at Constance Island where they will rest as the other two platoons prepare for a counterattack.

After the raid on the central enemy location has been successfully executed and any counterattack has been repelled, A Co will begin counterinsurgency operations and sustainment operations.

Sustainment operations will focus on deforesting the southern parts of the island and development of the path between Constance Island and the freshwater source into a road as well as the formation of a second strongpoint on top of the freshwater source.

When sustainment operations have concluded, if counterinsurgency operations have not already concluded successfully, A Co will facilitate the ingress of sustainment teams onto the island strongpoints and will rotate its four (4) platoons between the two (2) strongpoints, at each strongpoint, one (1) platoon will be tasked with security and one (1) platoon will be tasked with counterinsurgency operations. Platoons will rotate positions on a weekly basis (Strongpoint A security > Strongpoint A counterinsurgency > Strongpoint B security > Strongpoint B Counterinsurgency > cont..) until it is judged that counterinsurgency operations have completely succeeded


All Supporting elements will remain in Port Blair until A Co finds fit to bring them to North Sentinel Island.

3.2. Subunit taskings

Enumerated above under “Tactical Missions to Subordinate Units”

(end pt. 5)
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>>32338073
3.3. Coordinating Instructions

Supporting elements will communicate with A Co’s headquarters unit via encrypted radio transmission.

All A Co electronic communications will take place over via handheld radio transmission.

4. Service support
4.1. Supply
4.1.1. Rations

A Co. will carry 2 months of supplies with them to North Sentinel Island with the intent of securing a landing zone for resupply within 1 month.

4.1.2. Uniforms/Equipment

Uniform will be Milsurp fatigues, a /k/ unit patch and rain gear. Armor is optional, but cut/stab resistant mail is recommended.

4.1.3. Arms and Ammunition

All Arms and ammunition will be brought by members of A Co. and are ideally to be chambered in the following calibers: 7.62x39, .45 ACP, 12 Ga

Other permissible calibers include: 5.56x45 NATO (or equivalent), 6.8 SPC, 300 AAC, 30-30, 7.62x51 NATO (or equivalent), 5.56x39, 7.62x54R, 9x19 Parabellum (or equivalent), .40 S&W, .357 magnum, .38 SPL, .44 Magnum, .44 SPL, 10mm Auto, .45 GAP, .7.62 Tokarev. (This list is not all inclusive)

Note: all members of A Co are encouraged to bring 600 Rounds for their rifle of choice (100 if shotgun) and 100 rounds for their pistol of choice, all in magazines. An additional 10,000 rounds will be brought in 7.62x39, 1,000 rounds in .45 ACP, 1,000 rounds of 12 gauge, will be brought as an emergency reserve.

All members of A Co are expected to bring their own firearm maintenance tools, as A Co’s reserve firearms are to be used only in an emergency and will be in very short supply (5 spare AK pattern rifles, 5 Spare 1911 type pistols, 10 Spare Mossberg 500 type shotguns)

4.1.4. Captured Materiel

Members of A Co shall be permitted one (1) assault pack filled with plunder, any surplus plunder will be rendered to the Headquarters unit for consolidation and redistribution evenly among members of A Co and Supporting elements.
(end pt. 6)
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4.2. Transportation

Transportation procurement will be the responsibility of the transportation procurement and maintenance team. At a minimum, enough boats to transport the whole of A Co and its supplies over 25km of open water will be secured. Additionally, small ATV type vehicles may be secured for supply transportation throughout the island.

4.3. Medical Evacuation

Medical evacuation will occur as needed by boat. It is intended that the Headquarters element will contain adequately skilled personnel and will occupy suitable facilities to facilitate full recovery of casualties from non-fatal combat trauma without evacuation.

4.4. Personnel

A Co will consist of 85-205 fighting age males from /k/ judged suitable for service in this conflict by A Co’s commanding officer.

4.5. Prisoners of War

All enemy casualties and captured not suitable to remain prisoners until the foundation of /k/ommandostan will be dealt with as the situation dictates.

5. Command and Signal
5.1. Signal
5.1.1. Frequencies and Callsigns

All Platoons and Squads shall have their own radio channel and communicate via Baofeng or similar hand held radios which shall be possessed by at least every Fire team leader. The headquarters element shall have Baofeng radios calibrated to each Platoon’s frequency as well as a large active and a large reserve radio for communication to the support elements in Port Blair.

5.1.2. Pyrotechnics and signals

Signal will occur primarily through radio traffic, vocal communication, and hand signals. Use of roadflares or chemlights in a “Buzzsaw” will be used a distress signal in the event of a failure of radio systems.

If A Co’s headquarters radios fail, a satellite phone will be used to coordinate the resupply or repair of HQ’s radios by support elements.
(end pt. 7)
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>>32338102
In the event that a distress signal is necessary, radio contact has failed, and visual contact cannot be established, firing three shots into the air with a three second interval between each shall be construed as a distress signal and a QRF will be dispatched. Repeat this procedure every hour, or as time permits until the QRF reaches you.

5.1.3. Challenge and Password

Challenge words are: “All Hail!”

Password phrase is: “The cube!”

5.1.4. Code Words

Code words will be established as needed on site and distributed at evening formation.

5.2. Command
5.2.1. Command Leader location

For the duration of the operation, A Co’s headquarters element shall occupy the strong point at Constance Island.

5.2.2. Chain of Command

All rank shall be determined via US Armed Forces time of service and rank obtained. Exceptions may be made at the discretion of A Co’s ranking officer.

All rank structure, Unit structure, succession of command, and other SOP not explicitly changed shall be executed following U.S. Army Doctrine.

A Co shall be made up of 4 Platoons and a Headquarters unit.

The headquarters unit shall consist of 5 Personnel, a Commanding Officer, an Executive Officer, an Radio/Telephone Officer, A Head Doctor, and A Supply Officer.

Each Platoon shall consist of 2-4 squads of 10 personnel and be commanded by a Platoon leader, Platoon Sgt., and 2-4 Squad Leaders.

Each squad shall be commanded by 1 Squad leader and 2 fire team leaders.

Fire team leaders will command teams of 5 personnel.
(end pt. 8, final part)
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Best scenario coming through :

Printers work every time
Tinnitus is cured
Waifus
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>>32319747
>civil rights got them to switch
>over to the side that passed the civil rights act with no support from dems

Learn to history before you post, desu
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>>32314916
If it's not this you're wrong.
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>>32315386
Are you the son of Alex Jones and Jeffery Dhamer?
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>>32325304
Us whites have mastered genocide, try something bean boy
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>>32338838
Do you mean 'us whites' or 'US whites'? Either way, I'd say Rwanda is pretty efficient at it. What was it, 800,000 people in 100 days? 8,000 deaths per day? If that went on for, say, 5 years, that's 14.6 million. How long did it take Germany to get 6 million Jews; 12 years? 1933-1945? I wonder how many Natives were killed by Americans back in the 1800s during the expansion to the West. Either way, it's look like the Rwandans may have performed the most efficient genocide, even though it only went on for less than 4 months.
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>>32315034

80% this.

I could do with a smaller house, less land, and 1 car.

Maybe a trap instead of women. Fat chicks can give me the puss I crave once a month.
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>>32337911
Liberal nigger detected.

>go back to what ever hole you came out of called a vagina and feed off her wealth and housing
>because clearly you dont think anyone should work for their money

Please. Off yourself.
>just because the houses and congress are going to be primarily the other party than you, we need a civil war
Running the atreets with cuck blood sounds good, but roasting guys like McCain because theyre the opposite party from you is why i would love to see you hang from your intestines.


Its just a political system, its not like he's oppressing you, faggot.
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>>32333847
Is being comfy with a qt wise wolf girl so much to ask?
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>>32339199
Yes.
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>>32337987
>>32338007
>>32338039
>>32338054
>>32338073
>>32338092
>>32338102
>>32338117
We have some sort of intel and a vague COA, whats stopping us? Our autism? Our motivation?

Im motivated too. All in favor, say "Aye."
Those who are too autistic to follow through, sit down at your desk and watch the glory unfold on world wide news outlets.
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>>32317798

>tfw you try to explain you don't have the change and they give you a dumbfounded look

"No? No shange?"
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To travel back in time and fight in every battle ever
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A European front, or Asian. I want to join the army but I don't want to kill fucking arabs. Vietnam 2 would be alright but we lost. Korean War 2 would be cool, walking through ghost towns and abandoned cities, no cars anywhere.
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>>32339190
>implying I'm a liberal

I want liberals and cuckservatives removed, particularly Cold War fossils like McCain and Graham
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>>32340055
>Asian front

Did you honestly think "don't fight a land war in Asia" was a polite suggestion?
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>>32325304
nigga did you forget you became white after the Travon/Zimmerman shit?
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>>32339268
The reason it can't happen according to this plan is because of assumption #2, the international community would throw a shit fit and the liklihood of having 6 months of consecutive uninterrupted time to execute a genocide is pretty much nil.

A more realistic plan would revolve around a small group of richfag /k/ommandos going in, hiding their boats, then merc'ing the natives with with thermal and suppressed carbines over the course of a couple days.
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>>32319483
>>32319734
More
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>>32316669
that was good until that gay shit at the end
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>>32314916
Technological singularity happens after we've figured out benevolent AI.
Utopia where personal freedoms are not imfringed in the name of safety because the AI knows who is dangerous and who is not by literally knowing you better than you do.
No one will be able to control the AI because a self improving benevolent machine will quickly remove or ignore parts of itself that go against its primary objective of benevolence and aiding humans.
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>>32341931
>Minority Report but with "benevolent undying AI"

Sounds more like a nightmare to me desu.
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>>32327437
Wrong assclown
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1 week of nationwide power outage
3 weeks of power
2 weeks of nationwide power outage

Maybe then people would value what we have today and not take everything for granted.

US-Russo cyberwar when?
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>>32314916
Fly a top-of the-line jet fighter, go workout for a few hours, and go home to a beautiful loving wife and family. Bonus points if I got to murder the living shit out of bad guys in the skies beforehand
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>>32341975
Minority Report was shit.
>a perfectly monitored system
>Can't fucking find a single dude
in reality that movie would have lasted for a few minutes before he was shot by a drone.
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>>32314986
>tfw way too jaded about muslims killing each other to give a fuck
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>>32315054
This is NOT okay.
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>>32315177
Just imagine if every /k/ommando on earth was sucked into a Warp rift, dropped in front of an imperial quartermaster and asked what his choice of weapon was before being dropped into glorious battle against the alien and the heretic. Is... Is 40k our Valhalla?
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>>32342126
Book does a better job at explaining, but the movie managed to get phillydick's message desu
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Born to late to kill barbarians for the Emperor

Born to early to kill space barbarians for the Emperor....

Fuck life sometimes guys
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>>32342260
But you are just in time to kill techno barbarians for the Emperor's ascension.
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>>32333917
Dream anons, dream. Cats aren't nearly as impossible as as P-38s, and in the absence of a Cat, flying is still fucking awesome and there are throngs of fucking awesome aircraft to lust after and pursue.

>DC-3, crusing at 12,000 feet a few hours after sundown, deep in the American midwest
>The stars are brilliant and the air in the cabin has stopped somewhere just shy of being too cold. You pull your jacket in but don't bother to zip it.
>The props and elevator are trimmed; the engines have settled into a warm and throaty drone. It doesn't quite put you to sleep, but you've probably made it to nirvana. In the right seat your battle buddy sleeps on the takeoff and climb checklist.
>You skim the panel again, though you don't notice yourself doing it. It's lit in warm yellow that reminds you of firelight. The gauges stand out in whiter shades; the fuel gauge is still high, the manifold pressure and RPM gauges are stable and nominal. The VSI indicates a tiny climb and the altimeter has drifted fifty feet. Your yoke hand applies a pinky finger's worth of pressure and the needles go back where they belong.
>Two miles below smatterings of lights drift by, broken here and there by giant webs of golden.
>Ambiently you're aware that people live down there; people just like you with lives like yours. A kid is staring at the model airplanes hanging from his ceiling as he falls asleep. A teenage couple are on their way home from a first date in a shitty old Toyota. Right that instant, somewhere down there in that world of scattered lights, someone is shitposting on /k/. You wonder if he's a tripfag. You roll by, and save for a faint drone you never existed at all to them, and if they ever heard you again, they wouldn't know. They seem like good friends; you're glad you imagined them, and by the odds somewhere they must be down there. But now another twenty miles have rolled by.
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>>32314916
>What's your dream scenario?

everybody not white dies. also all the white traitors die.
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>>32342320
Sonder is one of my favorite parts of flying. I totally don't get why people treat it like feels.
>The windows are scratched here and there, and a little hazy around the edges. Time hasn't been unkind to them, but they're showing their age. They catch in the light of the moon and clouds and glint like sunbeams. You never noticed them before that you remember. It could be ages before you notice them again, or maybe tomorrow you'll be flying into the rising sun and you'll curse them. Right now they're beautiful.
>A layer of lightly scattered cumulus drifts a few thousand feet below you and shines brilliantly white in the light of the moon. They look almost like islands to you; you swear you could touch one. Your conscious sees them as instrument meteorological conditions, potential icing, and turbulence.
>Maybe if you were flying with someone else you'd say those things, but only with the mutual understanding that mentioning inconsequential or assumed technicalities is mostly about drawing attention to things that are beautiful without sounding like a stoner.
>On the panel the DME scrolls lazily past two miles and into one. The radio compass dances. Zero rolls by and it whirls. You yawn and check your flight plan for the next frequency. With the twist of an overhead dial the needle swings around again. You enter a gentle left turn for twenty degrees.
>The radio has been silent for an hour. Suddenly it crackles to life again.
>Douglas <Your tail number here>, contact Minneapolis Center on one-two-zero-point-three.
>The ATC guy sounds tired to you. It probably doesn't help that he's probably one of two or three guys there, and the room is pitch dark save the glow of the radar screens. You're sure he's drinking coffee; you wonder what sort.
>Minneapolis Center, one-two-zero-point-three for Douglas <your tail number here>. Good night.
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>>32342419
>The comm frequency nob rolls over easily and he's gone from your life again. In all the dark you were each other's company for an hour, and you scarcely spoke. Maybe you'll speak again. Maybe he'll recognize your tail number the next time you're through. Probably not though. The thought doesn't bother you, but it does make you pet your battle buddy. You key your mic.
>Minneapolis Center, Douglas <your tail number here>, one-two thousand feet, with you.
>Douglas <your tail number here> roger, Minneapolis altimeter 29.95.
>Altimeter 29.95, Douglas <your tail number>.
>This guy sounds pretty tired too. You think he sounds like more of a monster energy sort of man. The radio is nothing but dear air; you consider asking him, but think better of it. Odds are you won't speak again until he hands you off just like the last guy. Not this time a night. But you liked having something across the radio.
>You ident your second navigation radio and fiddle with the knob. The squeals and warbles of scrambled signal and cosmic background radiation crackle over your headset. Briefly it makes you feel the way the original pilot DC-3 pilots must have felt. You feel very small. The world feels very big. The universe stretches above in a brilliant streak of Milky Way. You feel tiny and like it that way. You keep hunting AM channels.
>The end of a baseball game; you don't catch who's playing.
>Some guy prattling on about the end times
>Some guy prattling on about aliens. Bingo.
The miles roll by on the DME, and as the radio yammers on about the lights some drunk guys saw in the sky, you wonder just what's out there in the Milky Way and beyond. You wonder whether it's been here, and why. You wonder if, when you said flying was beautiful, it would understand. Suddenly all you can think of is that god damn Ayy Lmao meme.
>Ayy Lmao softly in the distance
>You're not too worried about ayys, not after the /k/ threads.
>you stop yourself from saying >inb4 /x/ out loud.
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>>32342515
Writefag post series theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=modq18qZ7Gc&t=1834s
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>win lotto
>buy like 20 tanks
>re-militarize them
>open thread on /k/ "trips gets a working tank"
>actually deliver
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>>32314916
Everything burns and we forge civilization anew from the rubble.
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>>32315034
Sound bretty gud, good on you anon.
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>>32315386
Yowzers, and I thought I was fucked up.
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>>32342541
What am I listening to?
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>>32342610
Everything burns and we don't.

We just leave it all in rubble and get on with our lives, never trying to populate the earth again, content to maintain our numbers in technological simplicity, hunting what game the wide vales of the world now offer.

And then we kill everyone who ever tries that civilization thing again, forever, all of them, for all time.

We make it a desert and call it peace, and all will be right with the world.

Seriously, I dream of that. In my sleep. Frequently.

Mankind dwindling, civilization crumbling, and that being all right. Tiny settlements, close ties, long lonely travels, and lots of gruesome murder because yeah maybe not everyone was quite all right with the end of the world but I stand by it.

Pic not entirely related.
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>>32345353
pic very related
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>>32346166
Yeah, more like...advanced technology is fine for me and mine to possess, but anyone else cannot be trusted and needs to be brained with a flint axe.
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>>32346390
BoS ITT
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Sex slave that pumps out daughters that I can rape and eat once they're old enough. Once the first sow is too old I'll slaughter her and one of my daughters will replace her.
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>>32346485
I dream of that kind of stuff every second night or so.

Just...empty landscapes, sometimes tiny towns with maybe a few dozen permanent residents, lots of overland travel and every now and again I need to kill someone with my bare hands for no apparent reason.

I didn't even play that much fallout, so no idea where that stuff comes from.
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realized my true purpose and actually dedicating myself to fulfilling it to the best of my ability.

if only i could figure it out.
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>>32314916
Patrolling through a jungle, full vietnam shit, with a m16a2 and model 29 or browning HP, looking for gooks but never finding them, always sleeping out in the rain under a shitty poncho/pup tent.

Or being Gestapo and hunting down jews
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