>"funs"

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>>32307974
Bring it in boys, set up those cones over there and hang flagging over there. This is going to be a big one.

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>scattergat
>wheelgun

>>32307974
Walks up
Clears throat
>Clips
Drops mic

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>talking about sigs
>something something high bore axis

>>32308027
talk about afterbirth.

>10 mm

>this thread

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>competition will get you killed in the streets

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>"Wow anon, I didn't know you owned an assault weapon"

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>>32308027

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>slide safeties can easily be activated unintentionally

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>>32308287
>Type G Berettas
>"I don't like them because of the slide safety"

>>32308027
I want her to rape me.
>inb4 that's impossible
I want her to disarm me, break my arms, and ride my dick until it fucking snaps in half. Then she can crush my skull like that watermelon so the last thing I see is my cum oozing out of her.

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>>32308363

>>32308385
this is my goddamn fetish

>>32308385
Story here?

>>32308385

lol even in protest women can't help but serve the sexual needs of men.

my cock is diamonds.

>>32308462
A feminist demonstration or some shit. Guy is in on it.

>>32308434
>>32308507
the fuck is wrong with you

>>32307974
>You've got guns, Anon? I know where I'm going in the zombie apocalypse.
I fucking hate this .

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>>32308517
>Guy is in on it.
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>32308462
I always assumed it was performance art. Some message about female empowerment or sexuality in society or something. Then again, I'm an uncultured philistine so what do I know?

>>32308529
What, do you not want your genitals destroyed?
Sometimes I push my nuts back up the inguinal canals and play with my now empty ballsack imagining I've been castrated. You ever cum just semen, no sperm? It's weird, light watery stuff.

>>32308529
where do you think you are?

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>meet qt viet grill
>fug her in my room
>she knows I have guns, I try to show her my colt mustang I inherited from my father
>she ain't having none of it
>skype after she moves back to HK (rip)
>see a gorillion Gunslinger Girl posters on her wall
>mfw shes a closet /k/utie

>>32308567
IIRC, it started when the guy groped her. She called him out on it, he denied it, she knocked him on the ground and ball stomped him, then someone decided to record it.

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>when people act like having an HD gun with birdshot in it is the end of the fucking world, worse than having no gun, and bound to get you killed

>>32308385
Is this what feminism looks like?
Is this abuse, sexual fun times, or performance art?

>>32308575
A magical place

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>"SHTF scenario"

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>remove kebab

>>32308734
>TEOTWAWKI

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>>32308575
No, anon. No I do not.

>>32308596
I'm very tolerant of most fetishes, even understanding to some. But that femdom/genitalia mutilation shit... idunno man. It goes against every ounce of self preservation in my body. I just don't fucking get how people are turned on by it, much less, want it to be done to them.

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>.380 might not be .45, but it gets the job done

>>32308329
>that pic.

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>>32308027

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Whatever, all these /k/ phrases and memes are fun and/or funny

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>>32308329

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>>32308575
I don't have a reaction image strong enough to detail the amount of disgust and internal screaming I did imagining this.

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>>32308927
sssssssssssssssss

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>>32308927
>tfw your gun gets more action than you do

>>32308027
melon labia

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>>32307974
>akfag and arfag cancerous rivalry
>Anything that isn't an ak or an ar or any of these generic battlerifles means you're a hipster faggot or a fudd
>"M-muh piston rifles are the same as piston conversions"
>Muh SHTF in a first world country where I'm neither physically/mentally/economically/educationally prepared for
>Muh zambies n spooks n shiet
>Muh x boogeyman
>Did I mentioned ak/ar faggotry?
>x gun is totally unreliable because I say so and only listen to maymays and some dude's opinion online
>y gun is totally reliable because I say so and only listen to maymays and some dude's opinion online
>This service rifle sucks becase I say so even though I have never experienced it
>OHH SHIT! X BTFO (Proceeds excusing proper arguments with muh assblasting) *Constantly spams the boards with threads of the same shit*
>HAHA! I SEE YOU HAVE X PICTURE, THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
>le fat NEET neckbeard maymay
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE RRRRRRREEEEEEE
>Lemme be an autistic faggot and spill into some other thread and shit on it because there's this dude I have a bone to pick
>I'm not gay/bi! (Proceeds to jerk off to people of the same sex cuz bro science says its not gay/bi)
>Hey guys, any suggestion for x firearm, already have plenty of y and don't want it. *Lol, get y product fag, you totes don't need x product, shits unobtanium according to my ass
>OH GUIZS LOOK! THIS *insert random faggot youtube celebrity that no one knows about* HANDLE A GUN! THEY'RE ONE OF US!! *proceeds to spam everyday*
>Attentionwhores derailing the thread thanks to horny faggots/idiots who eat bait for breakfast
>Same threads with same people posting same pictures contantly with the same arguments and the same stale memes amd the same shitposts over and over and over and over....
>My opinion > this proven fact

>>32308945
>salmonella_poisoning.gif

>>32309014
Jesus Christ anon

>>32309014
this motherfucker gets it

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>>32308575

>>32309014
>anime poster
opinion discarded

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>>32309014
So you pretty much hate everything this board has to offer aside from the rare quality source backed posters.

Maybe you should settle for the conventional kind of masochism, like having your balls stepped on or something. this seems excessive my dude.

>>32309014
>anime reaction picture
your argument is invalid
fuck off neckbeard

>>32309075

>>32309026
That's a snake not a salmon.

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>>32309087
I'm not even sure if you're baiting or actually serious

>>32309087
>>32309108
no thats a famas dummies

>>32309108
Salmons are fish you retard.

>>32308843
i prefer gentledom anyway

>>32309125
>>32309132
Of course

>>32309083
>>32309075
Samefag

>>32309237
>1 post by this ID

>>32308248
>centimeter

>>32309237
meh, could care less

>>32307974
>noguns at gun counter
>"my wife can't handle 9mm"
>buys micropistol for home defense
>will never carry it
>posts on facebook like they're the shit because they have a ruger lcp
>"just TRY to break into my house now!"

>can't figure how to release the slide on a pistol
>clerk shows them how
>drops slide 500 times
>proceeds to do this on every gun they look at

>some fudds at the counter
>discussing modifying some snowflake hunting rifle that hasn't been made in decades
>"gonna cut the barrel down on my Marlin & Wesson Big Game Champion in .3255 Remington Short Super Match Magnum"
>"yeah, I could shoot a dime out of your hand at 400 yards with my hand loads"
>giant scope
>shoots all game animals at 25 yards or less
>always wears snowmobile jacket

>>32308873
Enough .380 would probably get the job done eventually.

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>>32309087

>>32309108
Dad jokes are considered bait now?

>>32309510
Back in my day bait meant baiting for laughs not pretending to be retarded.

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people being unironically bigoted. i want everyone to just get along and have a safe fun time. plz

>>32309525
Back in the old days, trolling meant cruising the streets looking for a casual gay sexual encounter with strangers. Words change meaning I guess.

>>32309531
This. I avoid blacks on the street but it's not like I think less of a man for being black. There's too much talk of racial extermination and such. Kill all the fuckheads regardless of color then we can have a society.

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>>32309075
>>32309083
Newfag


>What do you NEED a gun for
>Why do you NEED to have a carry license
>Why do you NEED to bring it everywhere you go

Fastforward

>Hey some drama happened and I'm scared, can I borrow one of your guns?

>>32309597
>anime poster
opinion discarded
:^)

>>32309564
I can drink to that. keep your prejudices to your self. some might say they are unavoidable. those people are full of shit.

>white guy with beard
>go to gun show
>million fat fudds making mooslem jokes

>oh wow anon, you collect guns? Good thing we did that active shooter training lol :^)

Fuck you. Fuck you in half with a woodchipper you smug cunts. I have a hobby im interested and invested in. I don't imply that you're mentally deranged.

>>32309403
>fudds come in
>"i need a scope base for a Stevens Favorite in 25 caliber"
>"oh and do ya have any shells for it"
yeah let me pull out the one box of .25 stevens we somehow have

happened yesterday to me.
always asking if we have bases/mounts for the most obscure and useless rifles.

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>>32309634
What do you suppose would happen if an actual middle eastern guy went to a gun show? Haha just for laughs. Asking for a friend.

>>32309638
Yeah, screw her. Hey so unrelated do you often think about shooting the people who say things like that to you?

>>32309655
No m8, i try pretty hard to both treat my coworkers with dignity and respect whilst maintaining professional distance. I make a conscious effort to be polite. >:( AND I CAN'T BE A DICK BECAUSE I'M A

>FUCKING WHITE MALE

IN THE NEW POZZED MILITARY.

reeee anon. reee.

>>32309639
Always dumbfounded by the amount of fudds who apparently have been around guns for years, yet can't mount a scope/rings on a rifle.

I mean, if there's drilling/tapping involved, sure, I can see that. Just mounting the thing when there's factory holes is kind of ridiculous though. Why pay someone to turn a screwdriver 3 times and make sure it's straight?

>reloads fudd rounds
>uses obscure firearms for decades
>hunts
>can't into basic gunsmithing
>wat

>>32309653
Unsure, last show I was at I remember seeing two black kids looked like they were about "urban youth" age checking out a table full of Uberti black powder guns and Colt single actions and they seemed to be having a great time. I would say just be well kept and don't look crazy, go at it as a learning experience and if a guy doesn't want to sell a gun to you don't press the issue. I had a guy once refuse to sell me a firearm because I "looked like one of those kids that does crazy shit," there are a lot of retards in this hobby, you just have to deal with them sometimes.

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>>32309653
Smile, treat people with respect and don't act like you're going to mag dump into the nearest crowd or bomb the city block and you'll be okie-doke friend.

>>32309797
>>32309959
Cool. Hopefully I won't be put on [more] watchlists.

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>>32308689
>if you are not carrying with a round chambered you might as well kys and not carry at all

>>32309564
>I avoid blacks on the street but it's not like I think less of a man for being black.
So you admit you don't want to be around them because you're afraid you are going to get groided by don't think any less of them despite being afraid they are going to chimp out on you.

Nigger how many mental gymnastic Golds did you take home writing that post?

>>32309959
Someone write an ancap meme, his face is perfect for it.

>>32308385
Video link anywhere? On mobile, want to see what the fuss is all about

>>32309014
>Anime

You're actually the shittiest content creator here though anon.

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>>32308575
Jesus dude...

Include me in the screencap

>>32308027
tfw no muscle futa gf

>>32309014
>dumb animeposter
Didn't even have to read the post to know it's garbage.

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>>32308575

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>>32309014
screencapped

>>32308027
God I miss my ex

>>32308575
I do this sometimes too.alot of my past gfs didnt believe guys could retract their nuts as such.

>>32308927
>getting saliva on your gun

FFS i'd have to clean that shit later.

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>>32308575
This is advanced autism.

I can understand people reking their anuses more than I can understand this.

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>>32308756
Kebab detected.

>everything automatic is a "machine gun" or an "assault rifle" regardless of the actual, legitimate definitions of these terms
>every handgun is a glawk
>referring to every gun by caliber instead of make and/or model
>every automatic rifle is generically an M16 or an AK-47, depending on whether the furniture is scurry black saltgun or ebil Russian wood
>lolololol comin 2 ur place in zombie apocalypse lolololol
>"nobody needs"

>>32311488
>auto loading and automatic are the same thing

>>32308756
Don't worry, you'll be removed too

>>32311488
>tfw normies call your battle rifle an assault rifle
It's like they don't even care about her feelings.

>>32309653
Wear a shemagh.

>>32311580
I KNOW, RIGHT?

>>32310077
I hate niggers and most niggers are colored folk. There's niggers of every color, but enough of them are brow to make it wise to steer clear of strange brown folk you don't know. I don't think less of any honest man who happens to look like a nigger.

How is that hard to get?

>>32311664
IE, all niggers are black but not all blacks are niggers.

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>>32308927

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>>32308575

this thread turned out better than expected

>>32310741
Wow, it's a brand new cap and it already looks like it's been saved and reposted by 50 different anons over 3 years
good job

>>32311730

disregard that, you are all newfags

>>32311679
>all niggers are blacks
That's not what I'm saying. Most niggers are black.
Wiggers exist. Rapping and other such pretending to be black urban youths.
Gookniggers exist, in their riced out Hondas blasting techno.
Spicniggers exist, cruising about in their lowriders, shooting legitimate Mexican American farmers and collecting welfare with their IDs.
Sandniggers exist, shooting up places in the name of their sandnigger god.
Snowniggers exist, squatting in their tracksuits and stealing everything that isn't bolted down.
Curryniggers exist, shitting everywhere and stealing computers from their IT jobs.
Niggers come from all walks of life, and they all deserve to die.

>>32311664
So you don't like poor criminal scum, most blacks are poor criminal scum. It happens

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>>32308575
Goddamit /k/

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>molon labe
>krink
>giggle switch

>>32312087
>implying moldy labia isn't the least cringey of all the random latin snippets one might find here

>>32309510
Hugh Mungus would say so.

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>>32307974
I used to think most of this shit was exaggerated, but then I started working at a gun counter.
>Assault rifles
>Can I see that RAS 47?
>That yugo is made better?
>That C39 has magpul though!
>I see you're working with another customer, but will this random magazine work in "insert random .40 Sig model" oh you don't know off the top of your head? Oh I see.
>Pompous ass
>No my wife only wants to look at Kimbers, yes only the micro models.
>No don't hand it to my wife, give it to me.
>I'll bring my uncle in here, hes a convicted felon though.
>its okay as long as the bill of sale is in someone else's name.
>Mah girlfriend doesn't want to shoot my 12, Imma gonna sneak a slug in there when she does huh huh huh.
>Why is this taking so long? I've been waiting for nearly an hour! (State police have him on delay)
FUCK

>>32310210
So open the webm or are you on a Nokia brick phone?

>>32312475
>>32312492
This ain't /a/ kiddo there are no spoilers in war.

>>32312492
>>32312475
>spoilers on /k/
>did it twice
How fucking dumb can you be?

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>>32312504

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>>32312523
>merely pretending xdd

>>32312533
>all shitposts are made with complete seriousness and sincerity
This is your brain on autism.

>>32308363
Dann son.

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>>32312606
>merely pretending

@32312655
Thanks for the (you) hombre.

>>32309247
>>32308248
>not calling it a decimeter

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>russian gun and self-defense laws
just jdam me

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>>32309597
>>What do you NEED a gun for
>>Why do you NEED to have a carry license
>>Why do you NEED to bring it everywhere you go
>
>Fastforward
>
>>Hey some drama happened and I'm scared, can I borrow one of your guns?

This one makes me the angriest. And it's always white people I notice that do this, or the most absolutely blue pilled "b-but da gubmint will save me hispanics and blacks." It is funny when people chimp out on me for owning guns though, because I'm brown.

>>32308557
This

>>32309081
Kek'd
> rare quality source backed posters.
at least there are some of these on /k/
can't say that for some other boards...

>>32308086
Im not even phased by this one anymore.

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>fingerfuck

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>>32308575
>pic related

>>32312724
That's 10 cm friendo

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>>32308575

>Anything to do with traps
>fucking sa/k/uya.
He posts his 3 shitty rifles and acts like hot shit. Also is known to turn off his trip and attention whore at himself.

>>32310741
>jaypeg
/g/ autism here
Please don't use jaypeg for screenshots

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>>32309010

>melon labia

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>>32308575

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>>32309634
>" I'm about to act like a mooslem if you dumb chair-bound cunts dont fuck off"

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>>32309087
It's not even a snake

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>>32308575

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>>32311488
>>lolololol comin 2 ur place in zombie apocalypse lolololol
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32308575

Not cool, dude.

I certainly don't get off on my balls going back inside me while I'm fucking or jacking off. It completely takes me out of the mood till they drop again. My head starts feeling lighter and all I can think of is having them stay there and not come out or explode like squashed grapes while in my body cavity and it terrorizes me. I can't even feel comfortable anymore when my balls are in a certain position in my underwear or while sleeping.

Not cool, seriously.

>>32312157

>latin

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>funs
>anti-funner
>fingerfuck
>fun switch/giggle switch
>scattergat/wheelgat

>>32315160

If they came to my place during the Zombie 'pocalypse, they better have brought a bunch of food or water or they're ending up in my pot.

>>32315356
no u, avatarfag

>>32315375

>doesn't know what an avatarfag is

hello newfriend

>>32315334
Roman, whatever. Old dead dudes.

>>32315402
Greek
>another shining product of state compulsory education

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>>32312845
>Hey guys I'm black!!!
>I'm going to shove my blackness in your face!
>I got guns n sheeeeeeit
Fuck off nigger
>inb4 back to /pol/

>>32312157
>molon labe
>latin

American education, everyone.

>>32315430
>>32315462
Seriously who gives a shit? Could be Chineses for all I care.

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>Aurther

>>32315475
Your school was free, wasn't it?

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>>32315475
>Chineses

>>32315492
No the people in the county I was raised were forced to pay for it through taxes.

>>32315501
VIET CONGS THEN.

>>32308363
Sounds like something McNig would say, but the woman being referenced isn't asian. I am confuse.

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>>32308575
Jesus dude...

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>>32308575

>>32308363
Great. We could use less people like you.

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>>32308575

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>>32308575
please get help

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>>32308575

Funs are fun

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>>32308575
/k/ gets shocked by the right things

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>all of these (You)s
Jesus Christ guys, you just trying to make reddit screencaps? That's not even the weirdest thing I do with my junk.

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>>32316973
Lets hear it

>>32316993
I bend my cock in half, get an erection, and then slowly rotate the top half while rubbing my vacant scrotum. It simulates penile fracture without any real damage because the top half isn't fully saturated with blood. Just do it for a second and watch how the bottom half sticks out further like a disjointed shoulder. You can't see the different tissue clusters in your cock normally because blood is supposed to flow freely between them but it's pretty cool. I learned the trick from trannies who just bend it into a U and pretend it's a vagina they're fingering.
Also sounding but that's just kinkier, not more unusual.

>>32309634
Tell them you are Easter Orthodox cyka blyat

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>>32317099
>Just do it for a second and watch how the bottom half sticks out further like a disjointed shoulder
>Just do it for a second
>JUST

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>>32317099
Holy shit dude
That's hilariously fucked up on so many levels...

>>32308575
Eeeeesh.

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>magazine

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>suppressors

>>32318076
>silencers

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>>32308575

>>32312157
>latin

t. moldy labia fan

>>32312087
>krink
This. So fucking much

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>People who think their $3000 Wilson 1911 and $3 a round RIP ammo will make them immune to a .22lr to the face.

>>32318300
What is krink?

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>>32308575

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>>32308575
put me in the screencap

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>>32315461
>/pol/ plz go.
>Gun Control belongs on /pol/.
>Black gun crime facts are racist.

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>>32318303
>People who think their $3000 Wilson 1911

Who the fuck buys a Wilson for self defense, its a fucking racegun

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>>32308575

>>32315461
>triggered keyboard warrior

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>>32308575
I hope you don't own any guns

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>>32307974
>hey guys is x gun youtube celebrity k approved

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>>32308575
This happened to me once when i was around 12 while jacking it. It hurt like hell, fuck off and die.

>>32308027
>Thick muscular thighs with a puss in the middle

Truly my fetish.

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>>32308756
You got it wrong, anon. It's

>OH YOU'RE FROM KAY? DO YOU REMOVE KEH-BABE?

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>>32308575
Alright, I had a good laugh.

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>>32308575

Caliber debates. I fucking hate caliber debates. When I die, I want two things engraved on my tombstone.

>anon loved guns
>and hated caliber debates

I want to invent a caliber. I'll call it .20 CDE, or Caliber Debater Eliminator. It'll be a very small bullet, just 5mm or .20, with a reasonable amount of powder behind it. It would be designed to be magdumped directly into the chest of any asshole who starts up about muh stoppan powah or mah capassitee.

Shut the fuck up, all of you. .45 sucks, 9mm sucks, .40 sucks, .38 special and .357 magnum suck. 5.56 sucks, 12 gauge sucks, every fucking projectile that you can launch from a firearm sucks IF YOU CAN'T HIT ANYTHING WITH IT.

Learn to aim you fucking faggots.

>>32308086
*Raises paw*
Uhhh, are you even trying anymore?

>>32317099
Shit on a shingle I can't.....how'd you learn this from a trannie? You learning to hide your dongaroo like a proper ladyboy or what?

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>>32308575

>>32317099
>>32308575

something tells me youre the kind of guy who has accidentally lost 4 different prostate massagers in his ass

>>32318899
Of course I do. I'm not allowed to have guns and a fetish?

>>32319109
Yeah you want to do it while you're flaccid, otherwise the tension from your erection shrinks the canals and squeezes your testes when you get them up there.

>>32319445
No, just lots of AGP transwomen end up in fetish groups.

>>32320141
No way bro, anal is fucking disgusting. Seriously, that's where poop comes from.

You guys really are a bunch of normies, this wouldn't even phase half of the boards here.

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>>32308575
what the fuck

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>>32308575
Reading this physically hurt

can one of yall help me find the post about the guy that made soup with his makarov

>>32308575
why do I keep coming back

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>>32308575

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>>32308756

>>32308843
>. It goes against every ounce of self preservation in my body. I just don't fucking get how people are turned on by it,

Well that's becasue you have been genetically programmed to survive that way and anon there just happened have to missed out that particular chromosome.

>>32309014
So the only thing you like on here is liberating holy land, anon?

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>using a MAC video as evidence of anything
Fuck that fucking faggot and his "torture tests"
That fucking bearded numale asswipe should kill himself
Chris from lucky gunner and Hickok are exponentially better
Even that faggot Alex from TFB's opinion means more

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>>32309531
>bigoted

People like you are fucking worthless. You go around calling everyone bigoted/racist/misogynistic/xenophobic/insert any typical lefty "insult" but in reality it you that is xenophobic/racist.

That could all be forgiven if it wasn't for how fucking dumb you people are for not being able to see you hypocrisy. I'm also willing to bet you had never even heard of those words previous to this election cycle nor knew their meaning.

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>>32308575

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>>32308575

>>32315547
just call them chinamen like my grandmother used to do

>>32309403
I work at gander mountain and these people piss me off to no end.
>show them how to rack the gun and drop the slide, they still can't do it.
One fuck actually threw the pistol back onto the counter because he couldn't figure out how to drop the slide after being shown twice and declared all HKs a piece of shit.
>I was shooting my makarov and now it's broken, what's wrong with it?
Fuckwad was shooting 9x19 through a 9x18 mak.
>why don't you have a level 3 retention holster for my gun?
Because we can't carry custom holsters for every gun ever made.
>do y'all have any Remington's/ .270s/ AR15s or any other super common bullshit in stock?
Of course we have common stuff. I don't care if people call and ask for super rare or hard to find stuff like 6mm rem or .458 socoms but use some common sense.

>>32307974

>old fudds calling their bolt action hunting guns in .270 "weapons"
>fudds asking the lgs clerk why anyone would need a scar h because it would destroy the deer as hes buying a r700 in .308

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>>32308575
hello /r/4chan

please include me in the screencap

>>32309403
>snowmobile
snowmachine you cocklord

>>32323897
>of course we have the super common stuff
Yeah, I've been to Gander Mountain. Many times you fucking don't despite it being listed on your website as available in my location so how about instead of having a bitchy attitude about doing your job you fix your shit.

>>32308575
>completely normal people on /k/

>>32309639
>interacting with people triggers me
Christ, get a job in a warehouse, you obviously would prefer the work and I don't need to cringe at your attempts at human interaction.

>>32323897
I dunno.

I work for Dick's. Everyone knows we have shit-all in the way of ammo. Yet EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WEEK this same old fuck calls the store at 9am on a Tuesday asking if we have, and I quote, "zero point tree seven fife Shy-Ann Tack-Tick-Awl" in stock. Like he has no fucking idea what he's actually asking for and is reading off a box. We don't. We, as a corporation, do not carry that caliber at any location and we have never advertised that we did. I tell him this every single fucking week, then end the call with "we won't have it next week either but talk to you again on Tuesday" to which he replies with "oh okay, see ya then". I'm not sure if he's just lonely or has dementia.

>>32309639
I've had the same guy ask if we sell scope mounts for a Mossberg 510 .410 shotgun that was made in the 70's. We do not, because it is not drilled and tapped for scope mounts and the 510 doesn't accept any of the saddle-style mounts that people like B-Square make because it's like an inch thinner than the 500.

>>32323953
this X1000

My local store never has any "common ammo" in stock. Like WTF, 30-06, .380, and .32 shouldn't be out of stock 24/7

>>32323984
>>32323984
>not getting it
holy shit you must be highly autistic

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>>32324036
32 winchester special or 32 acp? because almost no stores around me carry 32 acp either.

>>32324091
Just say no, not hard but here you are pretending they are asking to fuck you in the ass while shoving .22 up your urethra. Most fuss have never mounted thier own scopes so it's not like they'd know why you don't carry a specific scope mount.

>>32308927
Always wondered who this was

>>32312353
I've noticed that gun customers are either rude assholes or really cool. There's not really any in between.

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>>32308575

>>32324134
>fuck you in the ass while shoving .22 up your urethra
Why is this thread bringing out the weird fetishists?

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>>32308575

oh jesus what the fuck

>>32324036
You most have a small store.
I work at a giant gander
>>32323992
Some guy calls in every week and asks for .50-70 ammo and every week I tell him nope.
I'm tempted to say yes and sell him some of my hand loads.

>>32308275
>get brother .22 rifle for his birthday.
>get him a 25 round mag for it as well.
>show him how to load magazine and safely chamber/eject a round.
>dad walks in, sees 25 round mag and says "OH MY GOD ANON THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ASSAULT WEAPON!"
>handles rifle and immediately pulls the trigger without checking the chamber.

Why are anti gun people always the most negligent around guns?

>>32324218
Just say you know a guy and sell him some in the parking lot on your break. He leaves with ammo and you can charge however much you want because this guy obviously cannot use the Internet.

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>>32308575
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHITHOLE

>>32311488
>lolololol comin 2 ur place in zombie apocalypse lolololol
Why is this a bad thing? In case an actual SHTF happens, they'll be bringing supplies and be unarmed. You can just shoot them/use them as sex slaves.

>>32308027

For some reason I really want to see this edited with that watermelon making faces as his guts get squished out.

>>32324160
The cool ones have worked in retail before.

>>32324220
People who understand guns know that a criminal could make a gun with relative ease and use it to become a demigod in a world of magically effective gun control. They do not support fun control because it's impossibl.
People who don't know shit think that a barrel shroud is the shoulder thing that goes up.

>>32324305
>gas, grass, or ass
>nobody hides for free

>>32311693
>tfw no money shot

>>32317099
>>32316973
>Jesus Christ guys, you just trying to make reddit screencaps? That's not even the weirdest thing I do with my junk.

I don't think has to do with that man. I just don't think alot of us are bending our erect cocks in half and talking about it so non-nonchalantly like everyone else is over reacting.

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>>32323418

>include me in the screencap
Durrrrr

>>32324305
Because it means they'll also do it in any other emergency where you can't actually get away with outright killing them or locking them up for some noncon buttsecks.

Happened here last winter with me.
>live along the Mississippi
>fucking record flooding
>4 guys I work with that I don't like but know I know my shit show up at my house (which hadn't flooded because I'm not a retard that bought a house 3 inches above the normal high water line) expecting me to let them mooch off me for weeks
>they get super super asspained when I tell them no and to go away
>one of them tries breaking in not even half an hour later and gets knocked the fuck out because I buttstroked him while he was halfway through the window he just threw a brick through, only reason I didn't shoot him is because I recognized him
Boss then proceeds to grill me on why I called the cops on him and pushed for them to throw the book at him (felony B&E, felony assault w/deadly, grand larceny) because "why couldn't you have just let him stay there anon?" Nigger he threw a brick through my window not an hour after I told him to fuck off.

>>32323418
cant find the second part

>>32324134
you act like I make fun of them when they ask. I tell them that no unfortunately we don't carry it, and because it's a hard to find part/cartridge, online ordering may be their best option

you're projecting like a motherfucker right now lmao.

>>32324335
Maybe.
The asshole ones are the better stories though.
>One dude came in in full camo the opening day of durr season with his son.
>the store wasn't open and he was standing outside looking at us having our morning meeting and was pounding on the doors 15 before we were open.
>we let him in at 7:58 and he rushes to the gun counter and says "about fuckin time"
>only guy at the counter so I and a coworker are both helping him
>I need a .270 for my son. we have a hunt from 9-12 and he needs a gun.
>ok, what manufacture?
> I said a .270. Will you hurry up I have a hunt to get to.
>sorry sir, right away.
>my coworker is talking to him while I get his gun.
>grab an expensive Remington 700 in .270
>here you go sir, a brand new .270 for you. Do you need a scope?
>"no shit and I want it sighted in" he point to a sign that says "free mount and bore sight when you buy a scope"
>"no problem sir. I would suggest a 3x9 scope" and I show him a Leupold
>he points back into the counter and says whats that one?
>that's a 4x12, so it has more magnification.
>so it's better! I want that one.
>we also have a 6x18 magnification.
>"why are you wasting my time with shitty scopes? I want the good ones."
Sell him the gun, a scope and a box of ammo. Mount and bore sight the scope.
Tell him he has to do paperwork to buy the gun.
>bullshit! just give me the gun
>nottodaymrATFman.gif
>explain that it's federal law and hand him a 4473.
While he's doing paperwork is tell him the bore sight is only for getting the gun on paper at 50 yards and he still needs to sight the gun in.
>so it's not sighted in!?
>it's bore sighted, you need to do a fine tuning at a range.
>it's good enough.
Me and my coworker talk about the morals of a canned hunt while he finishes paperwork.
Apparently the dude only owned one gun, his dads .270 deer rifle and only drags it out to hunt once a year.
I was hoping to never see him again but I was wrong.
Cont....

>>32324936
It still amazes me the number of people who think boresighted=sighted in.

>>32309087
I kek'd

>>32324936
Asshole was back around 2:30 with the gun and still in camo.
He wanted to return the gun, the scope and 8 rounds of ammo.
I tell him we don't return guns or partial ammo.
He demands to speak to my manager, fine by me I don't want to deal with him anyway.
Call over manager and tell him Asshole wants to return a gun.
He asks Asshole why and Asshole says it's because I made the rifle defective. Says I did a shitty job sighting it in and that's why he got a ticket.
>a ticket for what?
After much anger and impotent rage from Asshole we find out his kid wounded a deer with the rifle, it ran off and instead of recovering it Asshole told his kid to shoot another one, which he also wounded. The kid shot 12 times wounding 3 deer and the ranch staff had to put down all three deer.
Keep in mind this is a canned hunt, so the other deer don't run when a gun goes off.
The rules of the hunt were one buck and the county laws are one mature buck per season in that county so Asshole gets raped by the ranch , charged triple, and ticketed by the game wardens.
He wants to return the gun and us to pay the ticket and comp him his triple priced hunt.
Manager asks him to leave the store.
I feel bad for the kid though.

>>32325078
Gotta love Fudds.

>>32310058
Its true. Chambered safety off (if there) :^) I have been for 3 years now

>>32325130
Carry one in the chamber or you may spend the rest of your life racking a slide.

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>>32308575
That's a mental image I never thought I'd have

>>32308575
I have no reaction pic that makes this post justice

>>32308575
kys

>>32324305
>they'll be bringing supplies
But they won't

>>32325260
They will bring their succulent flesh, clothes for the firepit, moist holes to fuck. All great treasures.

>>32324218
get a bill of sale and make him sign for the hand load becasue if he has a squib/any other issue he is gonna try to sue you. write on there that you are released from any and all damages with him having knowledge what you are selling him. He knows where you work so he can find you.

>>32310180
>When you fund terrorism but the U.S. President still comes to your birthday party.

>>32308557
>and THAT is why I will be using them to keep people like you out

>>32308385
>Bystander effect
This pisses me off so badly

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>>32325078
Dear Jesus. There is incompetence and then there is this. Where did all this take place?

>>32325393
I honestly would have thought it was a weird sex thing and tried to ignore it after calling the cops.

Besides, people in abusive relationships get off to the abuse and reconciliation cycle only thing you can hope is they don't have kids.

>>32308575
I'm on the internet way too fucking much.

>>32309653
Just stroll on in with a hand full of cash, throw it in the air and proclaim that you have bought out the entire show. Continue on to start grabbing every gun you can carry and make sure to show the security at the door that the barrel is clear by allowing them to look through it. If they stop you let them know your uncle is the saudi prince and hill dog said it was all good.

>>32309732
youtube is a pretty hard place to find man

>>32324936
>>32325078

Wow, what a fucking retard.

I feel bad that he reproduced more than anything.

>>32323798

>(((Cuntman)))

It checks out.

>>32309653
How about you shave and pretend to be a poo in looking like the rest of us.

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>>32323747

t. Sig owner

>>32324936
>>32325078
FUCK
FUCCCKKKKKK
FUCK

>>32324936
>>32325078
Was the son cute? Definitely going to grow up with daddy issues and those are the easiest to swoop.

>>32309597
Images like that prove how triggered weeb accusations make animeposters.

They shall not cease.

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>>32309564
>Kill all the fuckheads regardless of color then we can have a society.
Is the cuckold version of neo nazism?

>>32324220
My dad said something similar about my GSG-522. He's not anti-gun, in fact he rather enjoys sporting clays, but he does seem to be in the camp that high capacity magazines, even for .22lr, should not be available to civvies.

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>>32308575
This is why I love /k/.
I love you, /k/.

>>32325638
>thinking law abiding colored folk have the right to live is cuckoldry
>thinking thieves, murderers, and people who talk on the phone in movies deserve to die is neo nazism
Is this the two pronged version of bait?

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>>32308575

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>>32308575

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>>32323732
Meh, sometimes I find some interesting/wacky stuff here or get a new fetish, so its not too bad. Other times its lurking and laughing at the shitposts, and sometimes its stealing a deal on an anon's discovery on gun broker

>>32308575
Can I castrate you, Anon?

>>32325407
Gander mountain.
>>32325562
With longer hair would defiantly make a decent trap.
>>32325114
This is beyond fudd. My worst fudd story was this guy who claimed and I quote "it ain't a real gun if there's any plastic on it." When I showed him a rifle with a synthetic stock.

>>32325905
Would you feel bad about what you were doing once you realized a disproportionate amount of the people you were killing are Jews and minorities?

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>>32308575

jesus H christ this is still up...

MODS

MODSSSS

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>DEUS VULT

>>32309634
Post beard.

>>32326304
Not even a little bit, I also already know that. More Muslims than Jews though.

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>>32315007
>fellow fa/g/
What's good, nigga?

>a buddy of mine

Grr

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>>32308027
This bitch

>>32308385

I'd have fucking killed her. I mean, right there. I'd have grabbed that leg, pulled that bitch off her feet, and slammed her fucking head into the pavement until she quit moving.

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>>32308575

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.

>>32318392
Krinkov

>>32309693

>new pozzed military

What did he mean by this?

>>32310180
>When your Dhimmi can't pay the Jizya and you sell his daughter, and earn twice the amount.

>>32327055
he's calling our military pozzed while saying he cant tell his coworkers to fuck off for being dickheads. Pretty self explanatory man.

My guess is he's a pog on some base and his fellow pogs are gigantic faggots and hate gunlovers. All the while joking around about him shooting up the place becasue he enjoys guns in his spare time.

>>32327186
> those aren't real words boy. better translate that real quick ya hur now.

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>>32308575
WHY!?!?! WHY!?!?!!

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>>32308575

The fuck man.

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>>32318138
>tfw someone saves your oc

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>>32308575
I'm not sure what's more worrisome, anon's fetish, or the fact I've become so desensitized to everything I'm not at all bothered by reading shit like this anymore

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>>32308575
holy fuck

>>32316973

Once when I was 16, I put my dick in my ass.

>>32327343

Oh. Same.

>>32327562
Was a good thread

>>32327353
>Dhimmi
Jews, Christian's under the rule of Muslims.
>Jizya
The "tax" dhimmi MUST pay for the "protection" from Muslims.

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