http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird /735175/vladimir-putin-k

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>>32288212

It took them long enough.

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>>32288212
Where the fuck are the whales when we need them?

>>32288248
Fuck that top squid looks spooky

>>32288212

Nice fake news.

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>>32288212
I see this going about as well as the russian dog bomb project from WWII or their Robodog...

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>>32288212
They should make another Austin Powers movie but with a villain based on Putin, and base the rest on vatnik bullshit.

>>32288427
How did this dogbot never reach full production?

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>Russians

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This sounds even worse than a B-Movie script, how the fuck did you find this?

>>32288648
C'mon, Russia developing a giant octopus monster is the perfect B-movie. FUND IT NOW!

>>32288212
>Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?
Probably not, it's a fucking squid, stay out of the water and there's no issue.

>>32288452
because it wasn't real

>>32288452
They failed to fetch the required documents.

>>32288212
>Bloodsuckers are real

>>32289413
I wanna see the leaked 5 paragraph order for the SEALs where they have to discuss the probability of a weaponized kraken attack while swimming and their contingency plan.

>>32289948
Imagine sitting down and having to discuss this shit because your boss read this story.

>>32288212
That sounds like some Xfiles tier shit

>>32288613
wtf is the purpose of the shoulder thing that goes up?

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>inb4 they send in the blue berets to fight this thing

>>32291735
it looks like a stabilizer or something, so my first thought it's so you can look up and shoot.

>>32291768
>blue berets
USAF security? UN peacekeepers? XCom operatives?

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>>32291981
USAF Alium Retrieval Team from the x-files; ironically, they didn't even wear blue berets, but they definitely inspired the design for the marines in Half-Life

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is this real life?

in any case hasn't the USN already done this with its anti-mine and anti-diver dolphin/sealions?

but more practically with less chance of the animal turning on its handlers

>>32292151
Holy shit, that's awesome. I didn't watch x-files back in the day so it never occurred to me.

HECU needed better small arms than MP5s & SPAS-12s, but apparently all the volatile materials in BMRF meant low penetration weapons were issued. At least they got howitzers and M2s for surface combat.

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>>32288212
>express.co.uk

>>32288212
>Russia is developing killer octopus monsters, news at 11.
>This just in, Japan has announced a state of emergency and evacuated all school girls from the coast