http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/735175/vladimir-putin-killer-octopus-organism-46-b-russian-army-secret-weapon-russia
Do we even stand a chance lads?
>>32288212
It took them long enough.
>>32288212
Where the fuck are the whales when we need them?
>>32288248
Fuck that top squid looks spooky
>>32288212
Nice fake news.
>>32288212
I see this going about as well as the russian dog bomb project from WWII or their Robodog...
>>32288212
They should make another Austin Powers movie but with a villain based on Putin, and base the rest on vatnik bullshit.
>>32288427
How did this dogbot never reach full production?
>Russians
This sounds even worse than a B-Movie script, how the fuck did you find this?
>>32288648
C'mon, Russia developing a giant octopus monster is the perfect B-movie. FUND IT NOW!
>>32288212
>Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?
Probably not, it's a fucking squid, stay out of the water and there's no issue.
>>32288452
because it wasn't real
>>32288452
They failed to fetch the required documents.
>>32288212
>Bloodsuckers are real
>>32289413
I wanna see the leaked 5 paragraph order for the SEALs where they have to discuss the probability of a weaponized kraken attack while swimming and their contingency plan.
>>32289948
Imagine sitting down and having to discuss this shit because your boss read this story.
>>32288212
That sounds like some Xfiles tier shit
>>32288613
wtf is the purpose of the shoulder thing that goes up?
>inb4 they send in the blue berets to fight this thing
>>32291735
it looks like a stabilizer or something, so my first thought it's so you can look up and shoot.
>>32291768
>blue berets
USAF security? UN peacekeepers? XCom operatives?
>>32291981
USAF Alium Retrieval Team from the x-files; ironically, they didn't even wear blue berets, but they definitely inspired the design for the marines in Half-Life
is this real life?
in any case hasn't the USN already done this with its anti-mine and anti-diver dolphin/sealions?
but more practically with less chance of the animal turning on its handlers
>>32292151
Holy shit, that's awesome. I didn't watch x-files back in the day so it never occurred to me.
HECU needed better small arms than MP5s & SPAS-12s, but apparently all the volatile materials in BMRF meant low penetration weapons were issued. At least they got howitzers and M2s for surface combat.
>>32288212
>express.co.uk
>>32288212
>Russia is developing killer octopus monsters, news at 11.
>This just in, Japan has announced a state of emergency and evacuated all school girls from the coast