What sound does a gun make?

PEW PEW PEW, BAM BAM, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32287267
WHAT GROUND DOES YOUR SON MAKE?

THE FUCK, ANON? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

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Pew.

Master no I eject from there~

BOOSH clickity click

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IT'S TIME FOR MAIL CALL!!

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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION OP! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! IT GOES BANG!

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>>32287298
What do you mean, 'bang'?

>>32287267
Bazinga

>>32287267
BLAMMO

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>>32287267

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>>32287267
*BLAMPFFFFFFFFFFRRRT*

Spoon on cheese grater

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>>32287290
>Hebrew National
>Gives you 7 hot dogs instead of the usual 8
>Always have one fucking bun left over

Sometimes /pol/ is right.

Rifles at least go PKOW, followed by a slight wumpf, followed by a sort of wipwipwipwip sound if the bullet has far enough to travel. These blend into each other a fair bit. A bullet going over your head goes SPACK-wumph

Quality thread

>>32287267
bazooper

>>32287582
/pol/ is always right

>>32287267
*PAAAAARP*

Ka-chow

BA- RIBBEFY BOFEDED BIDDLEY BAM BAM BOOSHBADOSH BAKABLAPADOOKI PABOOM MADOOP BOOKI BRAPA BRAPA BOOKA BING BADEDLEY BIDELY BOSH

>>32289053
I read that in Bill Cosby's voice

>>32287267
Best gun makes best PING!!

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*BRRRT*

>>32289053
IM THE SCAT MAN

POK

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>>32287302
>What do you mean, 'bang'?

>>32287267
if you dont wear ear protection it sounds like

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32289774
WHAT ABOUT QUEER PROLIFERATION?

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>>32287267
*click* *rack* *click*

"mother fucker why wont you work!"

*click*

>>32287582

>not buying 56 hotdogs and buns

I bet you don't have any friends.

WHAT?

>>32287267
CRACKKKKKKKK

>>32289774
WHAT?!? SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

>>32287271

*entering altitude drop*

EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeuuuuuu

>>32287267
Salty milk and coins.

>>32287582
Oy vey goyim, 7 is G-d's chosen number!

>>32287582
all hotdog packs now give you 7.

Its a fuckin ripoff fâm

like NYAA NYAAAAAAAAA

>>32290408
kek

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>>32289761
Man that was a hell of a show.

>>32287267
You never hear the one that's meant for you.

>>32287267
CLICK CLICK, BOOM

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KERPLOWZO

>>32287267
According to FBI agent involved in the Miami shoot out

>9mm (s&w59) make *POP* *POP* *POP*
>38s (s&w60) go *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>357s (s&w 19) *BLAM*

and the star of the firefight
>the .223 Ruger Mini 14 go *KRA-BLOOM* *KRA-BLOOM*

in my experience its pretty accurute.. It mostly dependes on the pressure of the round, the powder used, and the kind of firearm in question

All 9mm pistols will sound the same all 38s etc..

>>32292927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlSCE88UhyA

forgot the sauce

>>32287267
pomf pomf pomf

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

>>32293040
wei wei wei

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>>32291515
>you will never operate innaspace and on Mars
>you will never fight in trenches on Titan
fuck my life

>>32287267
A GUN IS AN ARTILLERY PIECE PRIVATE
HALF-RIGHT, FACE!
FRONT LEANIN' REST POSITION, MOVE!

I SAID-A WHATS-THE-SOUND-OF-ARTILLERY?
BOOM BOOM!

AH SAID A-WHATS THE SOUND OF THE INFANTRY?
BOOM BOOM!

AH SAID-A WHATS THE SOUND OF THE CAVALRY?
(GAGGING ON COCKS SOUND)

>>32293040
What are we gonna do on the range?

>>32287267
PUPUPAPPAP

>>32287267
depends on how fast you run

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>>32287267
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>>32287582
I like jewdogs, though. Make me not eat them

>>32287582
It's better to bake jewdogs anyway.

>bolt action

pew click clack cha-chink

>semi auto

pew pew pew pew pew

>full auto

pepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepeeewwwwww


What are you, a noguns?

>>32287267
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

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BANG BANG BANGITY BANG BANG BANG!

>>32287267
WHAT?!

>>32287582
>not just straight up eating the hotdog bread by itself


It's fucking bread you wasteful faggot, bread and water will get you by just a little longer.

>>32287267
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY EARBALLS

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>>32287267
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Muffled) OF FUCK SHIT MY EARS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32287267
My dick.

>>32287353
At first I thought "damn fs2000s must have an absurdly high rate of fire to have all those casings in the air at once"

then I realized it probably built a bunch up and pooped em all out when the chute got full

>>32287267
My gun makes *click*
t. Poorfag

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>>32292952
>that fucking porn tier acting and SFX
Holy shit, FBI, go home, you're drunk.

>>32287267
>>32287267
>What sound does a gun make?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9thwNMjQiKE