Post-a/k/tion one lines

Nothing personnel, kid

>>32281267
Anything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough.

>>32281267

Now THAT'S what I call a sticky situation!

I like chicken I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!

Ravioli, ravioli, release this man from his miseryoli.

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!"

>>32281267
Should've just given me the tendies, kid. Now i'm the good boy.

DON'T CALL ANYONE

"Mr. President, Ivanka, let's go home..."

I told you not to touch my lunch in the break room fridge.

Watashi wa ichiban desuzo

"You look cute from this angle"

pussy I was only using 9mm

It's just been revoked.

AM I BEING DETTAINED

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs.

>>32281508
>Ctrl+F
>"revoked"

Good....good

>>32281267
Should've stayed home kid

Remember when I told you I'd kill you last? I lied.

Let's not turn this murder into necrophilia

Do you validate parking?

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>>32281267

Why are threads like this not removed?

Good night.

Oh shit where are my keys?!?