/k/ humor

>>32279383
I have a love-hate relationship with Matt Best

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>>32279638

>>32279581

What is this from?

>>32279679
Yes

>>32279679
Its called memories, a film from 1995

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>>32279839
Actually made me laugh a bit.

>>32279687
Which album?

Fragile? Close To The Edge? Tales From Topographic Oceans?

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>>32279696
>9696
bubble dubs confirms that Einsatzgruppen did nothing wrong

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Saved this a while back.

>>32281139
I... I...
...
... okay...

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Does anyone have that screencap of all those Israeli tank fuckups?

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>>32281199
Or barring that, Luigi Cadorna's 17 Greatest Hits?

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Don't remember what thread, but some dude asked for a pepe with a claymore.
I have it for you, whatever anon you might be.

>>32281485
I don't get it. Is it the retarded flash-hider-looking deal?

For those of you who are in the know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9syuHTXvP9M

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>>32279348
>>32279638
>>32279673
>>32279745
terminal lance pls

This is best meem

>>32281579
based man going for the single player high score

>>32281586
this mang

>>32281586
whoever writes these is definitely either a marine or a 13 year old

I mean I enjoy reading meme-speak as much as the next guy but theyre doing it wrong

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>>32279520
>Came for the laughs, left because of the feels

>>32281586
More please

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>>32282470

>>32282518
Spaciba Tovarich know where I can find more of these on my own?

>>32282617
Untied status marin crops on facebook

>>32282669
Anywhere but facebook?

>>32282703
Holy shit google it

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>>32281199

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>>32282865
THANK YOU! I've been looking for that for a week.

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>>32281199
>italians

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>>32282865
And as further thanks, have some interesting reading.

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>>32283001
>got both ones I was looking for

Thank you so very much.

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>>32283001
>Italians

How is Italy this incompetent?

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>>32283172
Because they are.

>daily reminder Italy got its ass beat by an African country

>>32281586
http://terminallance.com/2016/03/22/terminal-lance-the-great-meme-war/
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB

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>>32283857
Is that another fucking Merkava

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>>32284155
>Remington 700
>Cuck
I am unsurprised

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>>32279348
Never change, /k/.

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>>32284155

Oh good, someone saved this.

>>32283287
>that vein
Yep, that's a marine

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>>32283255
>however

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>>32279539

>>32280795
Hi Phil

>>32279745

every marine met this corpsman once

>>32280854
The Ladder.

>>32282451
Yet posts picture supporting the holohoax lie, as if there wasn't enough displayed in the (((medias))).

>>32281123
saved

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>>32280878

Nothing wrong!!

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>>32287864

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>>32287866
this always makes me laff
without fail

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>>32287866
lmao

>>32281199
If it hadn't been for some helpful YouTube videos this would not have made any sense.

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>>32287867
The glorious allies army
Such pieces of shit...

>>32287913
>tactical swastika sight allows for split-second target acquisition on baby Jews for maximum murderous efficiency
>dust cover allows the user to safely hail victory from 300m (miles) away as he drops those kosher babies and regular babies and also dog babies like flies without dirt creating jam and exploding the gun
>tactical knife at the end of the barrel allows for silent kills from far away

>>32287917
blah blah blah picture blah blah ants

>>32287761
Except they were defending themselves, so learn history, kiddo.

>>32287867
>tiger tank
I see what you did there

>>32281199
>when the stoppable force meets the movable object

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>>32281586
I'll dump what I got.

>>32287999
F

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>>32283050
fucking great image yo. Didn't Mehmet die of shock when he got their reply?

>>32283899
Abrams

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>>32287930
my bad famalam

>>32288054
Legit funny

>>32287761
Anyone have the pic of this quote juxtaposed to a map of Germany and German-language majority areas before and after WWII

>>32283001
>not posting Battle of Piave
>not posting Vittorio Veneto
Fucking Cadorna,at least Armando Diaz saved our ass

>>32288045
>iraqmenistan
fucking kek, why am i even laughing at these

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>>32287866
Fucking straya

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>>32288545

All those Tiger tanks getting rekt.

Holy shit, how can the wehraboos recover?!

>>32279673

>debil donut

what

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>>32283120
>they all still surrendered

>>32279839
>>32279875
why are american gun nuts the most unfunny people on the planet

>>32288600
>tfw half of your army still relies on horse transport

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I crave more of these

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>>32281579

>>32281579
>left handed
No wonder that kid was going to shoot him

>>32287934
What happened here?

>>32289026
If I recall correctly, some guys were going around knocking on old peoples doors and then bursting inside to rob the place.
So to catch them they set up in the old guys house and waited with either bag rounds or rubber bullets.
Guys knock, fake old guy opens door, guys rush inside, Russians go pew pew.

>>32289048
>Russians go pew pew.
First guy haved blank-firing adapter tho.

>>32288715
why are you a faggot?

>>32288327
>dat caption

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>>32288745
https://www.reddit.com/r/YouSeeComrade/

>>32279468
I love his humor but I hate the vetbro community.

>>32280795
>Bunch of pasty autists
Is this indicative of /k/ or just the kinds of people willing to take photos of themself for a trandosian tree-felling manual?

>>32288545
Supply interdiction is fair game, though, regardless of what's hauling it.

>>32283120
>9 men
>800 casualties

Jesus. If you made this a movie I'd think it was retardedly exaggerated,

>>32289256
anyone call that number looking for rosie to cheekie breekie?

>>32287921
You sound upset there, boo.

>>32279616
I want this to be my next campaign's wizard.

The ballistics wizard.

>>32289397
a few dozen Iraq/Afghan war veterans from the US Army, could make the Italian military during WW2 into a legit threat.

Italy had decent to good equipment. their leadership just sucked hard.

>>32283018
That's pretty fucking cool.

>>32287934
Was this a bait and switch?

>>32289608
Sting operation. Give them an opportunity to try the break-in and robbery on a trap house.

>>32282281
>either a marine or a 13 year old
A distinction without a difference.

>>32288600
Wot movie

>>32283018
That's an awesome read.

>>32281586
He's a Marine stationed on Pendleton. Apparently his FB page has eclipsed Terminal Lance on number of followers.

>>32287511
>worship the third reich
>deny their greatest achievement

pol_thumbs_up.jpeg

>>32287438
The Ladder was pretty good IMO, but Close to the Edge will always be the best

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>>32279581
i tride

>>32280795
Boring and Obligatory po ju fag cartoon reference.

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>>32290541
fixed the shit at the bottom

Does anyone have the man chasing awaya Bear with a sink ?

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>>32289431
Meh, it's kind of a dick thing to do.
I should've censored the guy's number before posting.

>>32287921
you now realize the wehrmacht was mainly still relying on horses for logistics and transport

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>>32291262

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All of these memes and you don't post my favorite

>>32288310
What is the third symbol? A whole mountain?

>>32289333
Could just be farmers or civilians. But not like anyone gave a fuck in 1944.

>>32292932
Fortification or bunker, maybe.

>>32292932
I think it's a pillbox.

>>32290094
Three Kingdoms.

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>>32279616
>>32289468

>>32288808
Been waiting a whole 24 hours for this one

>>32293461
source? google got lobotomized

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>>32288191
Oh do I ever.

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>>32283018
>Problem: The Serbs don't care about Zaire, they have no idea what a Rwandan is or looks like. None of them speak any of the local language, and when deployed they mostly just get drunk, blast turbofolk, and rape the local Congolese, and when given some of Zaire's finest aircraft, they manage to crash them into each other.
>It would be the finest military outfit Mobuto could field in the first congo war.

>>32283018
That was such a based thread.

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>>32281123
>mfw I remember the sauce eventually being posted in that thread and then having one of the best masturbation sessions I have had in a long time

good times

>>32294357
This can't be real

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>>32293649
File name with the title, chapter, and page. Do you even try man?

>>32294492
I couldn't find anything by Zero In and assumed it was an unrelated filename, turns out it's Zeroin.

>>32289782
anyone have the one about him being in a tank?

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>>32294826
Yup.

>>32294826
This one?

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>>32294881
Sorry. Picture didn't post.

>>32294366
Holy kek it is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Sokcho_submarine_incident

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>>32295531
>the bodies of 9 crewmen were recovered
>5 sailors had apparently been murdered
>4 agents had apparently committed suicide

Christ

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>>32294826
>>32294868
>>32294894
Here's the template. Go wild.

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>>32283255
>hands up u nignog

hey guys

>>32296287
Fuck off hunter

>>32290334
Terminal Lance has over 3 times the followers on facebook alone. What are you talking about?

>>32288545
"Captain, what are you doing?!"

DENYING THE ENEMY

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>>32295531
NOW LOOK AT THIS NET

>>32279539
>1st lt. spurdo: "fucking hell"
top fucking kek

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>>32295509
What the fuck...

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F-35.

>>32292688
you cant eat trucks senpai

>>32295622

Ah I remember that. I was in elementary school at the time. I remember my teacher telling us about the murder-suicides and saying "These are the kind of people that we must fight. They will not surrender and nor should we let them."

>>32299825
your teacher was cool as fuck

>>32290961
This may appear to be a picture of a Nazi putting his hat on his dog but in reality the dog is actually his superior thus showing why Germany lost the 2nd world war.

>>32300001
German sheperds are honorary aryans

>>32287913
These weapons of war have no place on our streets!

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>>32295509
the strength listings for combatants
>1 fishing net vs. 9 Norks and a submarine

>>32287904
please post them

>>32281266
>>Paintball claymore

>>32279348
>/k/
>humor
pick one

>>32279875

Is it just me or does the Abrams have ridiculous shot traps?

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>>32295509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Gangneung_submarine_infiltration_incident

Has there been a movie about this? Because there needs to be a movie about this.

>>32279365
Made the mistake of reading this for the first time in public and now I'm giggling like an autist

>>32287175

They only have 255 days of conscript service?

>>32300977
>4 killed in accidents
They cant leave the details out, what sort of three stooges shit went on?

>>32288009
Should've started as tri-pattern\ERDL then progressed through.

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>>32281579
I was that one kid who was always looking up firearms on the computer in high school. More than once, people actually joked that I would end up shooting up the school.

>>32293720
So people stopped fucking with the German language after WWI? Top pic is 1910 apparently. Was the 2nd image after WWI, or after WWII?

>>32301388
>people stopped fucking with the German language
Yes, there was no genocide of german and italian minorities on soviet occupied land comrade, nothing to see here at all.

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>>32301388
give this a read

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>>32301429
Well, they shouldn't have used their ethnic minorities as justification to commit wars of genocide, then. It makes them look like a bully who can dish it out but starts whining the moment it happens to them.

Which, of course, is exactly what the Nazis were.

>>32301469
Yes pretending it didn't happen and leaving it out of school and documentaries is exactly what "whining" is.

>>32301469
This
>>32301429
Don't forget the fact that the Germans disposed of as many of their countrymen as they could. When the able-bodied men are all killed, start sending in the children and geriatrics. Anyways, the germans caused such destruction to the Soviet union during Operation Barbarossa and what not, you REALLY expect much sympathy to be had in turn once it was the Soviet's turn to invade Germany right back?

>>32301429
>implying it was the Soviets who did that

Half of it was Germans running in the face of the Soviet military in sheer terror of revenge for what they had done, and the other half were the postwar governments ejecting those people who had proven that they had zero loyalty to the regime and had actively helped a foreign invader. The Sudetenland Germans literally had it coming.

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>>32301187
I know that feel, at least it kept people from bullying me.

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>>32301469
the jews declared war on germany, not the other way round (this was after they'd tried to orchestrate a communist takeover of germany btw)
despite this the Germans tried to simply deport them (haavara/transfer agreement, madagascar plan) - when that didn't pan out they simply interned them (like the americans did with the japanese). A couple hundred thousand died at the end of the war due to german supply lines being cut, starvation, disease etc.

Also Germany invaded Poland because the Germans living in what was formerly Prussia were being ethnically cleansed

>>32301507
>implying the russians didn't treat their own men far worse
>implying the russians didn't employ scorched earth in preparation for the axis invasion
>implying they didn't start the war as allies but the soviets wanted to seize the whole continent/world
And even then it's fucking ridiculous to justify mass rape and genocide just because the other guy did it too.

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>>32301544
>Also Germany invaded Poland because the Germans living in what was formerly Prussia were being ethnically cleansed

You know, this is exactly what I was talking about. The Stormfags decline to mention, however, that the "ethnic cleansing" was because those Silesians were conducting partisan activities against the Polish military in support of the German invasion. It's rather hard to justify invading because of an event that only happened because of the invasion, but Goebbels never claimed to operate in the realm of reality.

>>32301596
If only the nazis won, rite?

>>32301544
>Clear evidence of mass extermination program
>Including extensive Nazi documentation
>Mass graves
>Ashes of the cremated once that became inefficient
>Survivors who report exactly what happened

>when that didn't pan out they simply interned them (like the americans did with the japanese). A couple hundred thousand died at the end of the war due to german supply lines being cut, starvation, disease etc.
You are a special kind of asshole.

>>32301596
>>implying the russians didn't employ scorched earth in preparation for the axis invasion
I'm not implying it, I'm outright saying that's a fucking lie. The only reason Barbarossa worked as well as it did was because the Germans caught the Soviets completely off guard. Stalin had even ordered his armies to move back from the border to not look like he was being aggressive.

Take considerable care what you say next, because to proceed down this line of reasoning is to deny the complete and total operational surprise Germany managed to achieve on June 22. And I get the impression that you want to do that.

>>32279365

mein sides.EVERY.SINGLE.TIME

>>32301649
I'm not trying shit, wikipedia has a list of russian prefectures who employed scorched earth which obviously shows the soviets didn't give a shit about "destruction to the Soviet union"

>>32301633
>if you're not apologetic of soviet crimes against humanity you're a nazi :^D

>>32301678
Once the invasion happened, yes. In preparation? No.

>which obviously shows the soviets didn't give a shit about "destruction to the Soviet union"
Oh, is that so? Well Hitler ordered scorched earth tactics as well, guess that means he was a-okay with what happened to Germany.

>>32301645
Spoken like a true brainwashed leftist

>>32300921
At an upward angle yes. But due to cold war doctrine of tank dugouts the Abrams has FANTASTIC sloped armor. Even on the move, the Abrams is superior to the T-xx varents.

>>32301710
Yeah he literally said that if germans couldn't win they should disappear. It doesn't mean we should be actively defending genocide and systematic rape just because the leader of the victims had a Todestrieb ideology.

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>>32301789
We're not defending them. We're saying we don't have an ounce of sympathy for the Nazi scum.

>b-b-b-but they were uninvolved civilians!

The Third Reich never made that distinction at any point before, and in particular in Poland made a habit of executing people at random for shits and giggles.

Don't start none, won't BE none.

>>32301812
So your morality is entirely based on who's believed to have started it, regardless of context, gotcha fampai, very principled.

>>32301712
Don't you have a cross burning to attend, or an appointment to get a new swastika tat?

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>>32301843
>who's believed to have started it
That was you, Hans. You were even proud of it.

>>32301856
That wasn't the point of the post but whatever, keep gloating about the rape and murder of ethnic minorities.

>>32301712
Dude I'm a fucking /pol/ack even Mein Kamph spelled out "The Jewish Question".
>"mah 6 million Jews"
Try 11 million Russians.
The Nazis RUINED Europe, allowing Communist scum to occupy 1/2 of Europe. And due to Marxist infiltration, is the reason for the SJW plague. Not Jews, because the USSR purged Jews.

>it's another individuals are responsible for the actions of the collective government argument

whew lads

>>32288024
kek

>>32301876
Stormfags still do, in between claiming that dey were gud boys who dindu nuffin. And nobody was as complicit in their nation's invasion as the Polish Germans; they even helped with the extermination of the Polish elite. When their hands are stained that deeply with the blood of innocents that they had up until September 1 been their countrymen, and they made that turn with no hesitation whatsoever, is it surprising at all that the Polish government didn't waste any time evicting them?

>>32301922
>that they had up until
-"they"

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>>32301645
>clear evidence

>>32301047
it varies, it can be 165 days, 255 days or 347 days

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>>32288327

>tfw when you go to war and end up playing with remote control nazi robots you can ride on the beach in France

War can be pretty aight sometimes.

>>32287175
It's either 165, 255 or 347 depending on your training and whether or not you're in leadership school. Your average jaeger, cook, signalist, or artilleryman is 165, military police, medics and other positions that are important or require additional training are 255 days and 347 days are for people going through leadership training (NCO and ROTC) or specialized training (for example drivers).

>>32301993
To
>>32301047

>>32301922
To be honest that land used to be germany only a few years prior of course they had no loyalty to their new "countrymen", this sort of senseless landgrabbing is what caused ww2 in the first place.

>>32302016
There's a difference between wanting to be part of Germany again and chomping at the bit to gun down your neighbors. The actions of the Polish Germans were literally Yugoslavia-tier.

>>32302063
At least we can agree that the genocide of italians in yugoslavia was bad.

>>32301544
>the jews declared war on germany
>an economic boycott from a handgul of Jews is the same as the Jews declaring war
>Taking an old ass newspaper way the fuck out of context
kys

>>32301955
>Mile high stacks of documentation by the Nazis
>Eisenhower himself observed the camps
Anybody claiming the Holocaust didn't happen is fucking retarded.

>>32280795
Is this from the /k/ommando yearbook?

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>>32302330
>>32302358

>>32302330
That's one way to eat local.

>>32281579
>That music at the end
kek

>>32302460
KEK

>>32301889
>And due to Marxist infiltration, is the reason for the SJW plague.
It's bullshit tho. Post-bloc countries right as fuck.

>>32301645

>Still buying the cremation myth
I bet this dood hasn't even looked at the math behind it.

>>32302589
What math? The fucking ovens were running when American and Russian troops liberated the camps.

>>32302570
Dude, Marxist infiltration has been going on since you were born. Began largely in the 30s, progressed to the various professors, anti-war protestors and hippy groups of the 60s and 70s, who are now the teachers and politicians today.

>>32302665
I'm not the guy you were responding to but doesn't it take hours to cremate a single body? In order to cremate all those people they'd have needed to cremate a shit ton at once or find a way to do it quickly. As far as I know they didn't do either, so mass cremation doesn't really make sense when you look at the numbers of people killed.

Inb4 i get told to go back to /pol/. I'm not denying anything and I could be totally wrong. If I am then correct me.

>>32301889

The idea that SJW's are "leftists" is such a bullshit meme I don't even know where to start.

To sum it up as best as I can with my semi-competent English :

SJW's are soft capitalists, they do not want a over-competitive, "truly free" free market but they wouldn't give up their luxuries provided by capitalism even if it meant the president would be a tranny and every white male would be castrated. Not in a million years those special snowflakes could survive in communism, and they know it.

>inb4 "Cultural Marxism"

Also a meme, Marxism has nothing to do with identity politics, the only questions Marxism ask are "Are you a human being ?" and "Are you able to work ?". The rest is bullshit.

>>32302790
>I'm not the guy you were responding to but doesn't it take hours to cremate a single body? I

Only in a modern crematorium that's doing it at a set maximum temperature and only doing one corpse at a time for each family. If you don't give a shit and do multiple people at once it goes much faster.

>>32302790
>I'm not the guy you were responding to but doesn't it take hours to cremate a single body?
Fuck no.

https://ia802607.us.archive.org/11/items/cremationdead00eassgoog/cremationdead00eassgoog.pdf

We were, and are, easily able to cremate people at a rate fast enough in the 1940's, not to mention well before that.

The reason it takes so long to cremate bodies today isn't due to lacking the tech, it's because we have standards and procedures out the ass for dealing with corpses/burning them.

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>>32302811
>trying to educate /pol/tards about leftist politics

enjoying pushing your rock, sisyphus.

>>32301544

Stalingrad is going fine, we can totally resupply the Sixth Army by air!
Those evil poles were killing our people, we had to invade!

>>32302901
>Memeing about sending political opposition to deathcamps.
Wow you sure showed those rightwingers.

Lefties are delusional self righteous cunts but right wingers are smug un-american cunts

Libertarian/centrism is the way desu.

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>>32302790
Keep them hot, don't care about total bone burn-down before you shove the next one in, and have a bunch going at once. Still a lot more effective than having to dig a giant pit every couple of days and keeping on having to find new space to dig.

>>32302930

sorry for violating your safe space, cuck.

the only good fascist is a dead fascist.

>>32292688
YOU IGNORANT, SERVILE SCUM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE

>>32303000
>literally copypasting stormfront slogans but with fascist instead of communist
What's the logic in that?

>>32302901

Eh, I'm more of a lurker, anon.

I certainly wouldn't write that on /pol/, again, I'm not a native English speaker, so I have to deal with them one by one, can't handle a full force shitstorm.

>>32302811
>Soft Capitalists.
No their fucking Marxist Socialist.
>Redistribution of wealth.
>White/European Colonialism.
>Race bating.
>Political Correctness.
It's textbook Communist tactics.
The post block countries are right wing as fuck DUE to Communism.

>>32303057

Maybe to show you that you are just a mirror image of your "enemy" ?

>>32303068
You're not showing shit, you're just behaving like a cartoonish caricature of your enemy. It makes no sense.

>>32303068
/pol/back here.
>National Socialist Workers Party.
>Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
The Nazis were the SAME as the Soviets. Except Hitler only had 12 years.

>>32303062

> Redistribution of wealth

As in, redistribution of white male wealth to whoever the SJW's support, not the proletariat.

> Race bating
> Political Correctness

Nothing to do with Marxist Socialism.

Literally the most influential Marxist living today, Zizek, openly said he would vote Trump and Hillary & PC culture is a bigger threat.

Just because you use some concepts in your own way to support your own agenda doesn't make 'em that.

>>32303115
>Implying we're not already in a wealth redistribution system
>Just one that's concentrating a destructively large amount to a tiny few.

>>32303098

I'm not that guy (as in I did write the mirror image post but not the "caricature" one), but "behaving like a cartoonish caricature" is a satirical way of pointing out things.

Not expecting you to understand that, just clarifying.

>>32303115
No living marxist literally just follows marx, not even when marx was alive was that the case.
You babies pretending like 99% of intellectuals who indetify as marxist today aren't real marxist and real marxism is totally badass are ridiculous.

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>>32303000
>the only good fascist is a dead fascist.

Good luck bringing that to fruition you morbidly obese tumblrite subhuman

>>32281579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZr7XkFZJcw

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>>32302965
>implying leftists aren't the most vehemently un-american group in America

pay more attention retard

>>32303153
Nazis and commies get fucked

>>32303149

Where in my post I even remotely implied any of this ? You're just trying to fit in a few sentences you memorized as a counter-argument. Sad!

>>32282262
>denmark
>in charge of not surrending faster than baguettes

>>32303146
> the mirror image post but not the "caricature" one
Both definitions apply to both posts >>32303000 >>32302901
Both formatted the same way
Use quotes to avoid confusion.

What are you pointing out by self-righteously acting like an evil caricature besides having no original thoughts?

>>32303174
They're un-american as fuck but fucking nazi lol Hitler xd are even worse.

>>32303188
You implied that in both posts, and it's an argument seen a million times, just stop living in your pretend world.
And pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded.

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>humor thread
>autistic political shitposting

Could you faggots go somewhere else?

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>>32303210
>the people who want to destroy America sure are bad, but those people that say "deport illegals" and support their country are literally Hitler

is tumblr or reddit down right now or something

>>32303201

Both posts are not mine.

I replied to this : >>32303057, to point out the "logic" is trying to show /pol/ people what they hate is what they are, if anyone is acting self-righteous it's /pol/ people, because their logic is "even if we are doing the same things, I'm right and they're wrong because me is me and they are them".

If you like to see my posts in the thread,there they are :

>>32302811
>>32303060
>>32303068
>>32303115
>>32303146
>>32303188

>>32303188
You didn't remotely imply it you fucking wrote it out, pretending zizek wasn't attacked by anglosphere marxists and labeled priviliged and a neonazi. Why you lying?

>>32303228
tumblrfags & redditfags lurk more regularly here now then years before

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>>32303228
I'm talking fascist

>>32303215

Show were I implied, saying "but you did!!!!" over and over again is not argument.

>>32303251
>"even if we are doing the same things, I'm right and they're wrong because me is me and they are them"
That's what soviet apologists have been doing the whole thread.
I don't really know about /pol/ stance on that.

>>32303275
You mean "stronger together", silence the opposition sort of people?

>>32303294
And
"Kill people of an ideology I don't like or a general group of people based on stereotypes and pseudo science"

>>32303261

Again, if you read my first post I said "SJW's are not really leftists", if you read >>32303115, I explained why, I do not care what anglosphere Marxists think but I also would not accuse them of "not being real Marxists". They may try to focus their attention on identity politics, I do not, neither makes us true or false Marxists.

The core of Marxist Socialism, however, does not contain any SJW ideas, just because the SJW ideals are being defended by self-proclaimed Marxists doesn't mean shit.

>>32303279

Yes, this is also a common practice among communists. I'm not denying that.

/pol/ certainly does the same thing.

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>>32303279
>>32303294
>>32303303
>>32303338
Watching you two fuckers is the best laugh I ever had in a humor thread. Thanks!

>>32303375
The third in the list, I'm a libertarian and hate both extremes equally.

>>32303375

By "two fuckers" you probably mean 3 or 4 different people arguing about different things, since I'm mentioned in one of those posts but have no idea about the others.

However, if I did made you laugh, sarcastically or not, I'm glad.

>>32302298
coincidentally, anyone claiming the death tolls were six million are fucking retarded.

There's zero support for anything remotely close to that number excluding a paper written by the times prior to the war.

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>>32281199
10,000 dead
30,000 wounded
265,000 captured
350,000 missing
>when you get btfo so hard it's not even funny anymore, it's just sad
Jesus.

>>32300280
See >>32283001

Member when politics were discussed in /pol/?

Neither do I.

>>32303303
Fascist italy didn't really do any of that, just exiled or jailed political opposition. You might want a different word to hate.

>>32303523
>that seamless rewind
>rock-a rock-a rock the microphone starts playing in my mind

>>32303399
>>32303375
>i'm superior to both sides
>i'm superior to all three sides!
lol

>>32303561
What do you mean? It's not like that? B-but I wanted to move there!

>>32292688
>what is dunkirk

>>32303596
Don't worry about him anon, its just like this. Bullets fall like rain, guns come from vending machine, and clothing has holsters built right into them.

>>32301645
>nazi documentation of extermination

I'd love to see that.

>>32303106
>National Socialist Workers Party.
>Not realizing they called themselves that to entice the communists to look at and join, and not because they were actually socialist
>Actually thinking the name of anything is accurate of what said thing is
I bet you think the DPRK is actually a democratic republic and the PLA is actually for the people's liberation.

>The Nazis were the SAME as the Soviets.
Holy shit you're retarded

>>32303452
Except the ridiculous amount of documention and general evidence supporting that number, not to mention the outright confessions of countless nazis on the number killed.

"I commanded Auschwitz until 1 December 1943, and estimate that at least 2,500,000 victims were executed and exterminated there by gassing and burning, and at least another half million succumbed to starvation and disease making a total dead of about 3,000,000. This figure represents about 70 or 80 percent of all persons sent to Auschwitz as prisoners, the remainder having been selected and used for slave labor in the concentration camp industries; included among the executed and burned were approximately 20,000 Russian prisoners of war (previously screened out of prisoner-of-war cages by the Gestapo) who were delivered at Auschwitz in Wehrmacht transports operated by regular Wehrmacht officers and men. The remainder of the total number of victims included about 100,000 German Jews, and great numbers of citizens, mostly Jewish, from Holland, France, Belgium, Poland, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Greece, or other countries. We executed about 400,000 Hungarian Jews alone at Auschwitz in the summer of 1944."
Well then, I guess it was just a prank bro

>>32303693
https://fcit.usf.edu/holocaust/resource/document/document.htm

https://www.awesomestories.com/images/user/dd91098a03.jpg

https://imgur.com/a/725A7

>>32303831
>implying Nuremberg wasn't a kangaroo court

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>>32303848
None of that actually documents nazis trying to exterminate people. Unless that 2nd link (once translated) says extermination.

To be clear: I'm not going to deny the holocaust happened. That is beyond doubt. I will argue there was no plan for genocide or extermination. It doesn't fit no matter how you play with it.

To try to stay on topic
>shitty pic related

>>32303868
>Implying an outright confession which was never recanted at anytime plus repeatedly stated to be true, and which was and has been corroborated by a plethora of other sources is invalid because the Allies were cunts to Nazis