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Alright /k/ I'm innawoods in appalachia tonight. Currently sitting with my back to a rock face with a small fire in an old oil drum I found. I keep hearing what sounds like something walking and breaking sticks also hearing what sounds like moans and whispers. I'm almost sure it's not an animal as I've called and made noise to no avail. I only have my M&P with me and I'll be here to morning.

What do?
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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Seriously guys I freaking out right now. I'm afraid to leave because I there are bears in this area.

Would 15 rounds of .40 S$W JHP stop a angry bear or whatever is out there?
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>>32270568
down worry its just crow-magnum man if you leave him some .44 and a glass of cosmoline he'll leave you alone
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>>32270590
forgot pic
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Don't be such a pussy, anon.
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>>32270568
>.40 shit and weak
>JHP for said slow round

You have made two mistakes already. .40 JHPs won't even hit a human's heart. Better perforate that bear, too bad you didn't get 9mm to make more perforations of literally the exact same size.
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>>32270629
I was going to bring my USP9 but I only had FMJ. I'm really wishing I brought my AK.

Whatever's out there is moving back and forth like it's pacing. I really don't want to die
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>>32270663
FMJ is much more ideal for nonhuman targets, for one.

Don't let the fire go out, for two.
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Where in Appalachia?
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>>32270663
>>32270714
To clarify, whatever animal it is probably knows that where there's light, there's people, and where there's people, there's easily obtained food in coolers and bags and shit.

If you really think animals just fuck peoples shit up for no reason you shouldn't be innawoods anyway.
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>>32270723
Eastern Kentucky
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>>32270590
> crow-magnum
> cro-magnon

Solid effort though broseph
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>>32270748
Well fuck
To far away for me to come help
Just keep the fire lit and the gun close
Get to your truck if you think it's bad enough
Idfk why you'd go out this weekend when it a cold as fuck
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don't worry OP, I'll be over there in like 2 or 3 days if I feel like it. hang tight.
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>>32270770
I prefer the cold and I'm bundled up nicely
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>>32270612
Oh shit, the skinwalkers learned how to use the internet!
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>>32270457
where at yo? i could come join you?
ill bring my AK and some flares?
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>>32270551
>>32270612

>legitimately fuckin spooky
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>>32270748
hmmmm not original guy but thats like 2-2.5 hours max.

car to give an approximate area or nearby town?
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>>32271653
3 hours would be just enough time for me to finish.

Don't drive too fast and get into an accident.
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>>32271720
finish what and idk where the hell you even are yet.
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>>32270568
>Would 15 rounds of .40 S$W JHP stop a angry bear or whatever is out there?
Isn't this a question you should have asked BEFORE you went out there?
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>>32270457

Try and strike up a conversation with it. Regardless of success or failure whip your dick out and start beating it - one of three things will happen.
>you get lucky and its a nice horny lady monster who is amazed by your /k/oncealed /k/arry /k/ommando /k/ and jumps you (or even luckier and its a horny lady monster with a penis)
>its disgusted and leaves you alone
>its disgusted and kills you quickly.

Its better than doing nothing. If you really dont want it to kill you shoot yourself in the head while giving it the finger.
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>>32271749
Eastern kentucky.

It's ok now. It was just the wind. Stay home.
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>>32270457

Last time I was in the woods with NV, I walked past someones tent and they came out looking around with a light. Never let them see me lol
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A fellow church member was nearly disappeared in a campground in Shawnee. It really happens to people, common themes are huckleberries, an iron smell, a sense of dread not sensed by the body but your soul (will explain later). This lady was camping with her husband and 3 kids in the early 2000s. There was a power line easement where she could see part of the main parking lot and around the park office. Her husband had just gone down to the bathroom unit a few hundred feet from their site, when he came back a minute later, crawling on all fours, with urine dripping and a terrified look and just told them to get in the car and lock the door.

They could see down the power line easement four or five tall (7-8 foot) hairy things running around and even with the car doors shut smelled some iron (like blood's taste). There was also a feeling of absolute depression and helplessness, even more than the fear. Apparently her husband had seen something at the bathroom. he thought his crawl back from the bathroom had taken an hour, but it only took a minute or so. He mad been running on all fours on the ground. apparently it was impossible for him to stand on his feet after being so close to this thing. They slept in the car, and asked around the next day before leaving. No other campers saw anything (or some of them were in on it maybe). She credits her praying the blood of Jesus for not being another disappearance victim.

He left the family a year later to move back to his family in arizona, and never talked about what he saw, at all. Apparently mentioning this caused him to be borderline violent. There have been stories about people disappearing from that campground/forest every few years. My theory is the smell and spacial differences, and dread are not sensed by your physical body, but demonic entities are nearby your soul and disrupt the link between your body and soul. Some disppeared people have probably clawed their body to pieces trying to remain inside their body.
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>>32271808
I AM the wind lil nigga
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>>32271808
Something is off about that response.
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>>32271778
Best possible option desu.
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>>32270568
Please don't shoot a black bear. They are chill as fuck. I live in NGA and see them often. They are big softies. The only thing to worry about east coast mountains are maybe some hogs but most likely they will just root around your campsite all night.
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>>32271808
Fuck no! The truck is packed and my doggo is wagging her tale!
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>>32271837
>>32271857
>>32271962
I am the original poster here.

It's ok now. How do I delete the threads?

Do I contact the moderator?
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>>32271996
Skin walker took that niggers phone
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>>32271996
It's never ok, this thread should be archived for future people ( not people in the future but people from the future who traveled back in time and are stuck in the Appalachian Mountains for whatever fucking reason)
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>>32271778

LOL @ adults still afraid of the dark.
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>>32270551
lol nigga u dead
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>>32272019
Someone post the pizza guy skinwalker story
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>>32270568
>Would 15 rounds of .40 S$W JHP stop a angry bear or whatever is out there?

You wish it was a bear.

Wendigo is gonna eat you then wear your skin.
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well fine, me and my saiga will stay in TN then, its nice here.
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If you use the video camera with the light on your phone it will pick up nocturnal eye reflections quite clearly. Even at a distance. Also post results op
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>>32272073
Yes, stay home. It's so cold out. So cold.
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>>32272028
I'm afraid of the dark.

Only time I wasn't was when i was at war, and that was because I had a machinegun. Ain't afraid of shit with one of those...

DAKKA DAKKA SPOOK ASS NIGGA!
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just a sasquatch, ignore, being territorial


dont shoot or feed

if you shoot the other ones you DON'T see will make a David Paulides statistic out of you
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>>32272127

MAybe I am defective then. As a kid, I'd wonder far out in the woods alone at night and never be afraid then get in trouble
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>>32272139
>gif
nope
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>>32271808
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>>32270755
You must be new here. Please git
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>>32272198
Don't bother. We're already done.
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