>NY's Finest L M F A O

The only real weapon is a saturday night special thats more dangerous to the shooter than the victim.
Great job.

The fuck even is that top one? Even airshit looks better.

>>32258097
A toy musket thing

I've seen them at tractor supply

>>32258039
our tax dollars at work, gentlemen.

>>32258039
I didn't know Jet lived in New York.

>>32258097
I think it's a toy. Or some clever fuck put an orange piece on a gun to disguise it as a toy.

The hook swords steal the show either way.

>>32258039
>toy gun
>shitty 22? bb gun?
>shotgun
>autist melon slicers
>weed whacker
>rooty tooty

>>32258039
Aren't those swords from mortal kombat?

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>>32258151
Avatar The Last Airbender

>w-why do you NEED more than one blade on your sword?
>you can't hunt with hu tou gou, roundeye, there won't be any meat left

>>32258097

It's a toy musket that they sell at Revolutionary and Civil war sites. I had one that I got at Gettysburg when I was like 8.

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>>32258162
Nah Kabal from MK used them too

>>32258162
>get a load of this newfag....

>>32258151
yes mortal kombat

So 3 toy guns, some tai chi shit, a machete, some cigarette filters and weed, and a 22 pistol. Super Impressive.

>>32258184
Never played Mortal Kombat.

Does that make me a newfag at life?

>>32258143

The shotgun is actually airsoft.
The rifle is just a shit BB gun.
The one on the top is just a piece of wood that is shaped like a gun (cabelas sells them for like 15 bucks)

Fuck off noguns. Shit is obvious and you failed to see that crap.

>>32258215

yes, but only because i didnt watch the last air bender shamalamadingdong show.

>>32258039
which one of your fuckers is in the 106th I can see your feet

>>32258151
Tiger Hooks is their martial arts name

>>32258279
Nah, it can't be a /k/ poster or these would be on the carpet, tile, laminate, grass, porch, snow, or a rock

Since they don't look like they were deliberately thrown onto the ground, it's not /k/

CURVED. SWORDS.

>implying I was asleep last night
I'm going on day 3, faggots

>>32258039
Are you fucking kidding me? I know they put the airshit in there just to fool the average moron, but that's just plain pitiful.

also, this >>32258279

>>32258386
BP is illegal in Jew York?

>>32258412
I guess, I just went on their twitter to see what else I could find.

Im surprised that Jerome could use a BP

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Fuckers actually use this shit

>>32258440
Jerome was probably using it as an intimidation tool or something

>>32258469
Stereotypes can be true. Hi Points are very cheap and abundant

>>32258495
These fucken things are all over their twitter

>>32258039
Hmmm
>toy caplock
>daisy bb gun
>airshit shitgun
> .22 or .25 pistol
>klingon swords
>Huge machete
2.5/10
Only the pistol, bb gun and machete doesn't belong in the city, everything else is satirical

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>>32258386

this hashtag is sad.

>>32258695
From what I could see it was Boston, New York, Chicago, and one or two California PDs using it.

>>32258695
that is an incredibly odd mossberg. somehow it has a 590 bayonet lug but the barrel is attached 500 style or welded to the magtube.

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>>32258039
That's a hefty New York arsenal right there. 20$ says they charged em for the airshit and "musket" too kek

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[internal screaming in German]

>>32258097
Cap gun

>>32258039
>buzzfeed reporter immediately asks what kind of weapons they are and for permission to use the video
Jesus fucking christ, kill me now

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>>32258771

Fuck

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>>32258771
reeeeeeee

>>32258412
Sort of. You can buy black powder pistols, and you can buy black powder components, but if you combine them and allow a BP pistol to fire, you need to register it to a pistol permit before doing so. Black powder rifles/shotguns aren't really regulated outside the city though, at least to my knowledge.

>t.jewyorker

>>32258039
This is getting to be as bad as britbong cops recovering a lethal pencil in a weapons sweep.

>>32259467
Yeah, it is reminiscent of that. How much longer until they start confiscating bicycle wheels as "weapons"?

>>32258039
Either that guy from Mortal Kombat or a /k/ anon is really pissed.

>>32259547
That's not funny, a bicycle wheel killed me Nan

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Step up your game, Jew York!

>>32258310
Tfw I only take pictures of my guns on my bed while sitting and somehow a toe or foot ends up in all my pics. Its like im subconsciously memeing

>>32258386
That grammer mistake.

>>32258695
>Removing it from our streets
Jesus christ did they have to dig this one up?

>>32258412
The only weapon that is unambigiously legal - that is, that is presumptively for self defense and no other purpose - in New York City is a small can of pepper spray.

Most knives are legal, but only if they're tools but not weapons and you can establish this, and in practice the NYPD and the DAs use an outrageous misreading of an archaic NYS law to arrest and imprison people carrying bog standard utility folders they catch with them. Something as simple as getting a ticket and the cops deciding to search you and finding a SAK can get you years in jail.

Whether or not, carrying a knife for utility purposes, using it as a weapon for self-defense is legal is a varies in the courts, despite self-defense being an statutory affirmative defense to the charge they use.

Any and all firearms are illegal unless you have specific permission from the NYPD Firearms Division, effectively only granted to people who hire one of a small group of expensive lawyers with hookups at the Firearms Division to argue their application.

Tasers, stun guns, etc. are illegal except for LEOs authorized to carry them. I don't know for federal LEO, but in the NYPD this is only people at the rank of Sergeant and above who have gone through special training.

Anything designed and/or intended as a melee weapon is illegal.

>>32259745
If you cant get a knife or spray you could always hide behind that wall of text.

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>while you were sleeping
Obvious fake. NYC is the city that never sleeps.

>>32259745
And yet after all that nigger still shoot each other all day every day in NYC

>>32259742
>muh fewer, not less
Literally no one talks like that.

>>32259742
http://daily.jstor.org/grammar-rule-is-probably-fake/
>Here are the plain facts: many of these pop grammar rules, that are still seriously taught in schools and universities and even promoted (and inevitably violated) in style guides, were magically pulled out of thin air by a handful of 18th and 19th century prescriptive grammarians. They’re totally made up grammar myths, that somehow gained a superficial, high prestige status among the public and are repeated as fact ad nauseam.

>>32259989
This article is completely unnecessary and obvious to anyone since language is a construct anyway.

>>32258039
Jesus Christ someone actually bought a splatmaster

>>32260018
its still useful for bashing idiots about the head with

>>32258771
what gun because that looks sexy

>>32259743
Literally IN the street, kek.

>>32258771
I've never seen that Astra model.

>>32258039
>desperate for funding

>>32259697
unbelievable

>>32260260

That's probably because it's a Mauser.