Who's the client /k/?

>>32257512
Your tailor

>>32257516
Our client wants this one to be discreet.

client: your mom
the job: clean your bathroom

>>32257512
I thought your suit had weird spots on it. Next time clean your mirror.

>>32257512

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i drive

>>32257516
FPBP

Clean your dirty mirror you filthy assassin

>>32257512
Ronald McDonald

>>32257512
you look like a big guy

>not holding an AMT Hardballer

0/10

>>32257516
/thread
Or lack thereof

>>32257512
People like you make me feel autistic. I clean my bathroom mirror every night after my before bed rituals of the sh triples shit, shower, shave.

>>32258599
but anon, y-you are autistic
>INB4 REEEEEEEEE

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>>32258542
UUUU

>>32258567
>hardballer
They are Silverballers you uncultured mouth breather

>>32258542
>>32258542
>>32258542
>>32258542

>>32257512
your virginity

>>32257512
Holy shit, that picture. This thread.

Fucking hell

>>32257512
OP lives with his dad and his younger wife and step bothers. Toddler head protector on the tub, spider man shampoo. Your tie hangs 3" too low.

OP, move out and get your own place

>>32257512
your doctor because he failed to diagnose your autism.

>>32259111
AMT Hardballers: real gun
Silverballers: /v/ gun

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>>32259111
In the 2007 film (I know, not 'canonical') he had 2 Para P18-9s, which would probably be better suited for Agent 47's line of work because 36 rounds in 2 hands is more than twice the fun of 16 rounds in 2 hands.

I mean yeah, 1911s are cool as fuck but I feel like a super badass assassin in the modern age would use a suppressed Glock 17 with a 33rd extendo.

>>32257581
But that's hitman, not real human bean.

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>>32257565
>1 million keks

>>32257512
Your virginity

>>32257512
>Not a chrome AMT Hardballer
>Not dual chrome Hardballers
Fuck off kid.

>>32257512
The immortal demon feinstein herself. Have to use a different method than firearms though, or else antigun legislation will be passed from beyond the grave.

>>32257512
Go put mommy's gun back in her purse.

>>32264060
shit I meant she'd be the target, not the client. Don't work for her, she'll swallow your soul

>>32257512
Liberal politicians.

All of them.

The money for thd first 10 has been transferred to your account.

>>32259111
That's just the nickname Agent 47 gave them.

>>32259506
Funny enough both Hitman and Agent 47 movies used Stainless steel 1911's. The second movie actually used a lot less guns...

>>32257512
Wrong gun there kiddo...
> Not using 1911 in 45 acp like a man
> Not using Stainless steel
> Loose fitting shirt
> -1/10 give your dad back his gun...

>>32257512
Clean your fucking mirror

>>32257512
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

Obama's dog.

You have to do enter in butt naked in front of the guards. Tell them that you're impervious to 9mm and 5.7.

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>>32258599
>shaving before bed
>showering before bed

Dunno. I just get these phone calls

>>32259291
I live alone. I legitimately like the non-tears brand kids shampoo. And I thought the curtains would be ironic. I like my setup a lot sir.

>>32257581

I'll make the logo.

>>32265419
Says the filthy neckbearded animal

That shower curtain though

>>32265419
Showering before bed is the only way to go. That way you're not sleeping in your filth from the previous day every night.

>>32257512
That number 3 combo meal with extra Mac sauce.

>>32257512
Whoever the faggot is in your pic OP

u guys sure r mean

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>tfw

>>32257650
/thread

>>32257512
Somebody call this kids guidance counselor

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>>32257512
>no suppressor on handgun
>no outer suit professionally tailored
>over 50% of face identified
> Picture out of 3rd rate motel bathroom
Amuater Thug Strip Club Bouncer /10
would not assign tasks.

>>32262218

....................... want a................................ ........ .................................. ..................................... . toothpick?

>>32267941
My filth smells like me and makes me comfortable. Plus who cares you shower it off in the morning. Also literally only way to fix my bed beard is to shower, combing doesn't do it.

>>32257512
TRIGGER FUCKING DISCIPLINE

>>32257516
SAVAGE
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>>32264458
nothin personnel kid

>>32257512
The tip of your tie should never go past your belt buckle, you fucking plebian cockstain faglord

>>32259014
You forgot the-
>Post ends in 4
Go fuck yourself desu

>>32272267

Nice meme, teenbro

>>32257512
Agent Fattyswollen

>>32272267
9GAG
G
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me nigga

come get me

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>>32257512
*teleports behind you*

heh so this is the famouse agent 4-7 people talk about

*loads 1911*

tell the agentcy you've been terminated

>>32274187
"ayy lmao"

>>32274225
'nothin personal, kid'

>>32274187
>My magazine isn't the only thing that's big.

>>32257512
Is your sink from the 60's?

>>32272319
did you even count how many u's he had in the post?

>>32274225
>American flag in glasses
>Made in Hungary on pistol

I guess poorfags gotta start somewhere.

>>32257512
>Your tie is too long
>The knot is shit
>Your belt buckle is off center
>I don't know where you are going (shift manager at McDonalds?) but single button cuffs are never appropriate with a tie.

This is fun! Styleforums meets /k/.

>No AMT Hardballer
>Shirt is poorly fit
>$6 digital watch for formal? Not good.

You look like The Man from Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.