IRL autoaim

>>32251259
DARPA is already working on guided .50 bmg rounds.

There's a webm somewhere.

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>>32251259
>I have this idea
>before I sell it to the major firearm makers (Glock, Beretta etc).

>sell an idea

>>32251276
yeah well my idea is more unique and I thought of it before they did. i thought of this as a child in 2002

>>32251345

If you can't build a working model yourself, you have zero hope selling the 'idea'

The next thing you'll say is "I can't tell you guys the details of how it works because it isn't patented yet" but the reality is that ideas and patents are basically worthless, patents are only slightly worth it if you're a hyuuuuge company and can afford suing people into the ground for infringement.

You have a vague idea for a system that would fire the gun when it is aimed at a heart. You know nothing about the tech or engineering required beyond that, and that is why you will accomplish nothing.

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>>32251345

>>32251381
>You have a vague idea for a system that would fire the gun when it is aimed at a heart. You know nothing about the tech or engineering required beyond that, and that is why you will accomplish nothing.
I have a friend who is becoming a petroleum engineer he can help me. I already have the idea

> patents are only slightly worth it if you're a hyuuuuge company and can afford suing people into the ground for infringement.
well my dad is a lawyer so I can do all that for free

>>32251259
Doesn't work.

1) you're a retard (let's just get this out of the way)
2) hearts electricmag field is very weak
3) ambient Emag noise is very strong in relation to hearts emag field
4) emag sensor of this sensitivity would definitely not be man mobile, and probably won't be light vehicle mobile
5) you shoukd not have faikedyour physics 2 class

Why bother trying to detect the extremely weak EMF that a heart gives off? A much easier way to do this would be to use FLIR coupled with image recognition software.

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>>32251259
yeah you're fuckin retarded, kid

>>32251467
The heart EMG is strong within 15 feet. I don't intend for my invention to be a long range sniper gun. you shouldn't have failed your english comprehenssion test

>>32251475
FLIRS arent the same in video games as they are IRL

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>>32251259

>>32251529
Lololololol nigga u dumb as FUCK.

i think you have a really unique and novel idea, you'll probably make a fuckton of money

and you said you've had the idea since 2002, that's a really long time i think you should be solid on that

why would you even bother here, just hit up glock

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the fuck am i even reading

>>32251259
Too late OP, I've already emailed Smith & Wesson your idea.

>>32251577
thanks for the support bruv. /k/ is full of wisdom so i wanted to get support for my own self confidence to pursue the invention

>>32251588
the next big thing

>>32251604
that's okay because i'll sue you and take all the profit you make. it makes it easier on my nerves because you already pitched it for me

>>32251617
On what grounds will you sue me? Have you claimed the idea in any legal nature?

>>32251454
>I have a friend who is becoming a petroleum engineer he can help me. I already have the idea

>well my dad is a lawyer so I can do all that for free


this has to be bait

>>32251259
>Guys I have this great idea!
>What if there was a gun that auto aimed at hearts!
>What do you mean, how would it work? I don't know, that's for the engineers at Glock to figure out after they pay me for having this great idea!

Hey OP, I've got an idea too- we make 3d printers that can spit out any gun you want and unlimited ammo for it! How does it work you ask? How the fuck should I know? I only came up with the idea, the implementation is for some nerd to figure out lol. Now where do I go to get laid for this """""""""""'''""""'idea""""""""""""""""??

>>32251635
yes i thought of it in 2002

>>32251617
why would you think /k/ is full of wisdom, don't you see these idiots in this thread

they don't even understand your idea lol

just get some sleep and go pitch it in the morning, dude

>detects heart magnetic fields
>closest ones are friendlies
FIRE AT WILL

>>32251529
>FLIRS arent the same in video games as they are IRL

Have you ever used one IRL? Because I have, and they're not that far off. Yes, people aren't as clearly defined as they are in vidya, but they're still recognizable and you'd stand a much better chance with a FLIR image than with heart EMF.

>>32251671
And? Have you legally claimed the idea as yours?

>>32251663
maybe when glock pays me I'll invest in your idea but I don't think you'll get laid, girls don't like guns

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>>32251345
>yeah well my idea is more unique and I thought of it before they did. i thought of this as a child in 2002
You're right kid, no one has ever thought of an autoaiming gun based on the exact thing a shark does.
You are the most special little snowflake in all the land.

>I have a friend who is becoming a petroleum engineer he can help me. I already have the idea
Jesus Christ you are dumb.
What the hell does petroleum engineering have to do with anything?

Is your friend going to tell you the optimal type of lube to use with your boyfriend faggot?

>>32251676
Even better- the closest one would be OP.

Good thing it doesn't detect brains, or he'd be safe.

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>>32251671
>doesn't even understand how patents work.
Do you have a working prototype? If not you legally have nothing kid.
The only way you can claim infringement before a legal claim is if you have a working model you were in the process of legally claiming.

You realize /k/ has an age limit right?

>>32251673
im from estonia it is morning here. i have to go fish soon but ill pitch it after that maybe

>>32251676
this is something that must be worked around but im sure my friend who is an engineer will advise on this

>>32251684
yes but it isn't a geotracker

>>32251687
i drew up mock sketches in 2002 so that can prove in a court

>>32251286
>what is intellectual capital
Pleb detected.

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>>32251701

>>32251727
No functioning prototype no claim friendo.

>>32251727
I drew a picture of a train in 1998 but forgot to draw the wheels, I guess I can sue maglev train companies, then?

Wow OP, thanks. I'm gonna be rich!

>>32251731
>he thinks ""ideas"" are patentable

>>32251691
He learnt to apply engineering principles to petroleum, it extends to other engineering too.

>Is your friend going to tell you the optimal type of lube to use with your boyfriend faggot?
He's not a civil engineer you idiot

>>32251724
you don't know law i know law

>>32251736
its my intellectual capitals

>>32251752
you would have been but trains were invented before 1998

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>>32251727
>this is something that must be worked around but im sure my friend who is an engineer will advise on this
Jesus Christ you are hilariously naive.
Your friend is a PETROLEUM ENGINEER

Do not realize the thing you are proposing would require insanely intelligent people in biomechaincs at the very least?

No one gives a shit about your friends recommendation on how to squeeze .0005% more yield out of my crude oil.

>>32251727
>i drew up mock sketches in 2002 so that can prove in a court
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit this has to be bait
The drawings of children aren't designs you fucking retard.

I drew a fucking robot when I was 5, do you think I have a legal claim to them?

>>32251701
SAVAGE

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>>32251779
>intellectual capitals
Oh, what's your businesses name?

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>>32251779
>you don't know law i know law
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>He learnt to apply engineering principles to petroleum, it extends to other engineering too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This kid actually thinks any engineering discipline can design and build literally anything, holy shit.

This is the best thread ever, thank you so much OP.

>>32251345
Whatever electrical signature produced by the heart is so insignificant, it would require a specially designed room and a building full of lab equipment to detect it from a distance. In a real world environment, any source of electromagnetic radiation would make detecting an individual human, from his heart beat, completely infeasible.

>>32251259
why do kids always swarm to fucking /k/ to roleplay and push video game shit

>>32251822
Because they need surrogate fathers and think we will fill that roll for some horrible reason.

>>32251671

Did you patent it in 2002?
Do you have any documentation of this?
Do they let autistic people pitch ideas?

>>32251784
the point went under your head

>I drew a fucking robot when I was 5, do you think I have a legal claim to them?
to resay my point you didn't invent robots because they had been done before you were 5. the movie blade runner is an example of robots depicted before you drew your robot

>>32251805
i havent thought about it

>>32251808
my friend the engineer put together an rc car? if all he could do was petrol he wouldnt have done that

>>32251822
kids dont think of good ideas that are feasible

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Anyone below and above this line got trolled.

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>>32251852
Yes my mother saved my drawing as she did of many of them. if required by the court i can produce it as a form of evidence testimony. i think autistic people pitch ideas however im not autism

>>32251822
why do newfags always fail to recognize tommy threads

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>>32251862
>my friend the engineer put together an rc car? if all he could do was petrol he wouldnt have done that
AN RC CAR

AN RC CAR

RCCAR
C
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He thinks it takes an engineer to put together a fucking RC car, and is trying to """design""" this.


Holy shit this is just fucking gold, i love you OP

>>32251921
Include me in the screencap.

>>32251903
>maybe if i call him a newfag ill fit right in
drake says hi, faggot. go back to sucking off douk

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>this entire thread
Holy mother if god I can't feel my ribs

>>32251727
>im from estonia it is morning here. i have to go fish soon
Don't quit your day job

>>32251936
Only if I don't need to share my upboats when I post it on reddit later

>>32251731
>sell an idea that has no merit to it whatsoever
I have an idea about a button that kills whoever I am looking at. I can't sell that

>>32251921
they are complicated complex machines, can you make one?

>>32251897
I can draw a photo of an hear autoaim system right now, date it 2001, and claim it's older than yours.

>>32251903
>tommy thread
is this pasta?

>>32252243
yeah but in court they get forensics to carbonate date it. mine will show actual 2002

>>32252247
no

>>32251345
Thats because it's a childish idea

>>32252285
if a big company like BMG is already working on it then its not childish

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>>32252222
>they are complicated complex machines, can you make one?
AN RC CAR
HOLY SHIT THIS KID.

>>32252321
dont be shit talker if you haven't even built one

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>>32251259
Let me tell you why this shit won't work.
1) many EM fields will not be your targets heart
2) somebody has to shoot the gun and if they can't shoot for shit in the first place, they will still miss
3) "smart ammo" is not some shit you can throw in a handgun and will not magically hit the target from a poor initial shot
4) how is the gun going to give the user feedback on where to aim... And at that why not just use the sights?
5) nobody can afford this shit besides the military
many more problems but I'll stop there because this is b8 anyways.

CAN'T STUMP OP

>>32252288
>if a big company like BMG is already working on it then its not childish
>if a big company like BMG
>if a big company like BMG
This is bait.

>>32251259
Now this is a dumbass idea and it will never work, but I really would like the heartbeat sensors from Rainbow Six.
>tfw will never operate innajungle slaughtering treehuggers with an MP5 in 10mm

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Fuck OP. This is now an ideas thread. What do you niggers got?

>>32251259
Let me stop you right there, that "magnetic field" is not going to be strong enough to differentiate itself from any number of other stronger EM fields, if you did have a system to "auto-target" them.

>>32252600
Heart contraction initiated by depolarization of the sinoatrial node (which causes atrial systole) creates very measurable dipoles. Furthermore due to the intricate coordination in the electrical conduction system of the heart, I'm sure someone with relevant engineering qualifications could create a device that picks up on these very specific dipoles and thus ignoring the chaotic electrical field given off by everything else that isn't living (i.e electrical towers).

>>32251345
kill yourself

>>32251259
so...

your invention will instead shoot the microwave, cell phone, radio, computer, and basically every single electromagnetic device it is able to diffirentiate in the electro magnetic traffic jam that is teh modern world...and then aim for the chest of a small child before shooting the terrior in the heart

troll thread is troll.

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>>32252642
Have fun when that gun turns around and shoots you in the chest. We'll be waiting to see you make the news.

>>32252689
No see my explanation >>32252642

>>32252702
You are painfully stupid.

>>32252722
You can't rebut my response because you know fuck all about heart physiology, so you resort to baseless insults.

Don't they already have sights that can tell you where to shoot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBC8IFWC1P0

>>32252546

I had an idea for a 12 gauge gatling, possibly in a massively overpowered extension of the 12 gauge round known as the '12 gauge from hell' which involves taking 50BMG brass and reaming it out for 12 gauge use.

Except we're actually designing it

>>32238679

>>32251345
boy gennis right here

I can help Op. I have a lot of experience with great ideas that /k/ likes. Just post your paypal or email

>>32251259
>>32251454
Wew lad

>>32251259
I have this idea for a device and I wanted to run it by you guys before I sell it to the major playmakers (Devgru, SOC etc).

What about an auto lung? The water has its own oxygen field. Taking advantage of this you could implement a system that's an IRL oxygen extractor for the lung. The technology would be in the device and the lung itself.

Does /k/ approve?

>>32251862
>kids dont think of good ideas that are feasible
Clearly.

>>32252983
Will it be more efficient than current scuba equipment?

>>32253000
My friends and engineer who builds rc fish and my dad is lawyer. I'll sue you. I drew pictures when I was 5 in 2002

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>>32251345
>muh ideeeeaaaa
>muh ideeeeeeaaaa i've been sitting on for 14 (fourTEEN) years
DIE AUTISTIC SACK OF SHIT

You fools have fallen for the most obvious bait imaginable

>>32251345
Well the Schwarzenegger film "Eraser" had a heart targeting gun and it came out in 1996, so be more original.

>>32251259
TrackingPoint
Also this ... thing
http://www.dtic.mil/ndia/2015smallarms/17351_Rice.pdf

>>32253560
this

>>32252642
Electrical engineer here.

Short answer: No.
Long answer: No, you fucking retard. This won't work unless you already have your sensors inside hugging range so what's the fucking point? Unless you can isolate the (very, very weak) field generated by the heart from background EM-fields you're shit out of luck. Sensors aren't magic senpai.

Besides, you'd have way more luck with FLIR as other anons have pointed out.

>>32251779
Okay man, I'm a mechanical engineer and gunsmith, how will the aiming part work

>>32252166
This.

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>>32252266
>Catbonate date
I love this thread, thank you, OP

>>32252389
>You have five seconds to comply.

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>>32251497
No

I honestly can't tell if OP is actually retarded or just pretending.

>>32251921
I wanna be in the cap senpai famalam

>>32254276
I'm surprised so many people have fallen for a blatant troll. I guess /k/ must be the most retarded in terms of biting..

>>32252247
Newfag here, the fucks a Tommy thread?

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>>32254312
>implying we have anything better to do than to shitpost and fingerbang our gats all day
Geez, you must be new here, famalamadingdong.

HEY HUNTER 3-1!
TURN YOUR NAME BACK ON!

I also want to patent pocket sand because no one has done it yet

>>32251259
2 l8 m8
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/01/17000-linux-powered-rifle-brings-auto-aim-to-the-real-world/

http://www.tracking-point.com/

>>32254359
its not the same idea as mine, mine is better. that also only dates to 2013 which is a lot recent than what i invented

>>32254340
Brütal.

>>32254363
You are just the specialest type of stupid we just don't make anymore

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>>32254363
This has to be a team of people trying their hardest to look retarded. Someone must have outsourced their baitposting to an Indian call center.

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>>32254377
Doubt it. You underestimate just how much retardation a single person can channel. I've seen levels of retardation you woul hardly believe my friend. But I gotta admit this whole thread is near the top.

>>32254375
given i was born in 1973 cultures are differnet but definitely not stupid

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>>32254436
>>32254377

I've seen posts you people wouldn't believe. Whole boards on fire off the backs of baitposting. I watched /k/-beams glitter in the dark near the Shitposter Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tards innawoods. Time to die.

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>Tommy Trombone is still regularly getting 100+ posts with these threads

/k/ really is dumb as hell.

>>32254464
i like blade runner

>>32254444
>child in 2002
>born in 1973
wat

Falling for a troll this hard makes me less surprised /k/ ate cum brownies.

>>32254444
So you were a child at 29? Damn, then that means you are an actual autist.

>>32251259
Pretty sure a camera or a phone gives off a stronger electromagnetic signal than a human heart. Congrats you have tought up a gun that shoots people in the pockets.

>>32254583
No I meant to say 1993 it was a typedo

>>32254555
Nice trips.

On an unrelated note, a troll thread is like brownies: it's easy to make and everybody loves it/wants some... until they don't and end up puking on the ground.

>>32254639
Kinda like cum brownies?

>>32254630
>Typedo
Please keep this up

>>32252212
Joke's on you it already exists faggot.

>>32251259
>The heart has its own electromagnetic field.

Never go full retard.

>>32254323
Tommy Thyroid, pretty annoying little fucker.

>>32254630
I smell me some bullshit.

>>32251259
>The heart has its own electromagnetic field.
Oh my....

>>32254630
>typedo
Is that like a torpedo made of typos?

>>32251529
If you can't hit a moving target center mass at fifteen feet then you are not a soldier.

No soldier needs any help hitting a target fifteen feet away.

Instead of an aimbot, make a real AIMBOT -- a gun-mounted, mobile weapon platform controlled remotely or programmed autonomously, with the auto-aiming bullshit built into *that* -- and just spend a small fraction of what you would've spent implementing infantry-wide adoption of this silly gimmick instead into fundamental marksmanship training.