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Most disgusting uniforms/piece of uniform

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I'll start.
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>>32247312
Makes your head look like a penis.
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>>32247335
indeed
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>>32247312
British Battle dress just made you look goofy and makes your body look shitty.
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>>32247312
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>>32247312
Ugly as sin, but the M56 was one of the best steel pot helmets ever made.
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>>32247312
that helmet actually had very good ballistic protection compared to nato pot helmets
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>>32247438
weak bait
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>>32247312
The worst part of a Soviet/Russian uniform is the soldier inside of it.
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>>32247312

Fucking this, God I hate that fucking helmet,
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>>32247497
It's not even bait, you fucking newfag retard. Everyone almost universally hates the Army's UCPAT
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>>32247312
oh yes, the potty helmet.
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>>32247438
>>32247538
Soldier here. UCP works better than anything else at night/NVG.
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>>32247312
The NVA uniforms are some of my favorite, M56 helmet included. They are recognizable and effective.
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>>32248249
Too bad most Middle Eastern insurgents don't have nods
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>>32248249
Marine here, the only reason the Army adopted UCP is because friendly fire was the #1 cause of Army casualties.
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>>32248290
They work even better un-aided. I have VERY good vision at night and it gets really hard to see someone even 20 feet in front of you.
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>>32247312
Best engineered steel helmet design in the world.
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>>32248249
Well, it's a good thing that this thread isn't ABOUT THE FUCKING EFFECTIVENESS OF THE UNIFORMS OR GEAR, IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKING LOOKS YOU HUGE, MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT.
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>>32248345

>swastika is blurred out

Why does a simple symbol trigger Europeans so much? It's been used by dozens of other cultures too for millennia.
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>>32248362
Triggered?
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>>32248249
Well i know you're wrong because CADPAT is literally the best.

Greece has the stupidest uniforms today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ej1vK8hCg
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>>32248292
Wasn't it because the Army had its dominance tested because the Infantry Department of the Navy wanted to be special little snow-flakes and stand out so they could sit at the big boy table?

I mean, it didn't go too great for the Army, but it happens when a young buck challenges its elder's and they over-react.
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>>32248401

>dresses
>pompom shoes
>tights
>that fucking walk

What the hell are you doing, Greece?
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>>32248345
This best design for preventing shrapnel hits.
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>>32248362

Can I get a "Reeeee"?
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ESPANA SI
All jokes aside, I would not dare say something to this guy's face
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>>32248345
Makes me wonder what the Wehrmacht would have looked like had the war continued into the 50s
I imagine flecktarn, M56 helmets, assault rifles,;
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>>32248492
The Wehrmacht didn't wear a lot of camo. The SS trademarked most patterns for themselves. Hitler rejected the M56 for looking "un-German" so as long a he was alive things weren't going to change.
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>>32247417
Eh, it's still better than the US WWII uniform.
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>>32248401
Not at night it isn't. The only pattern that beats UCP out at night is US4CES.

AOR1/Marpat D have almost no contrast, Cadpat W is a flat color with dark splotches, Kryptek is a distant 3rd place.

Kinda butthurt the army didn't pick US4CES over Scorpion.
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>>32248389

Because they've been conditioned, deliberately, through multi-generational indoctrination.
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>>32248413
The same thing all brown people militaries do. Unintentionally silly imitations of real military traditions mixed with interpretive dance and costumes designed by a 4-year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0ue-XGl9c
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>>32248345
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>>32248401
>touching feet and butts together
>in tights
Well its no wonder Greece is in the shitter
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>>32248805
Full chart for those who wanted it
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>>32248602
that that back, tea-drinker
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>>32248602
You fockin wot mate? Hands down most superior uniform of WWII
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>>32248437
Yea, you look like a butt fairy and I bet that goat gets paid and laid more then you juan
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>>32248826
>>32248839
It looks like a sack of potatoes picked up a rifle and put on a helmet. It's a good thing you posted it in this thread where it belongs.
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>>32248602
>>32248839
US had GOAT paratroopers uniform but that's about it. German had best uniforms in general. I mean it was made by a fashion designer.

>Inb4 lol fashion gay, I bet you wear these
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>>32249142
>German had best uniforms in general. I mean it was made by a fashion designer.
Wrong wrong wrong
hugo boss was a sweat shop tier textile company at the time
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>>32248249
>>32247438
I have seen it work.

I know that isn't enough to attest for it, but it does work. In the right conditions it is truly universal. I've seen it in woodland and open fields and it works.

Call it b8, but I know what I've seen.
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>>32249207
>In the right conditions it is truly universal
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>>32249222
Spot the UCP
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>>32249222
Lighting wise. I meant it about lighting.

>holy shit that was autistic of me
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>>32249245
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>>32247312
>>32248269
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>>32247335
>>32247312
you guys are just closet faggets
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Glowbelts.
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>>32249450
>I don't wanna be here
>I wish I was still in the wehrmact
>this radio isn't even fucking working
>everything they give me is shit
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>>32248408
>Army dominant.
The USMC has been the premiere expeditionary force for the US for 240 years, and will be for 240 years more.
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>>32249083
It looks just fine, and was far and away the most user friendly uniform of the war.

>>32249142
>muh Hugo Boss Wehrmacht uniforms

When will this stupid fucking meme die? Anyway, have you worn a German WWII uniform? If you did, you'd realize it looks better than it functions, and their webbing gear (that did look cool) was pants on head retarded.
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>>32249804
You have to be at least mentally 12 to post here.
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>>32249664
>why did I have to be born in a Russian puppet state?
>everybody here knows communism is bullshit, but is too scared to say it
>why is literally all our gear kitschy and cheap?
>my jackboots are too big
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>>32249207
but you're not supposed to see them dummy, that's the whole point
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>>32247438
veteran here, idc care what these faggots say, everyone praised they day multicam came in, UCP was shit, dudes used to wash the uniform with coffee grounds inasandland so that they could blend better.

UCP=trash
and the cut of the uniform while comfy, looks like pajamas.
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>>32249804
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>>32249804
>only 240 years
That's cute. The Army is older, bigger, better equipped and trained. Marines are obsolete, seeing how ship boarding parties aren't really a thing anymore.

Also, the Army has done more and bigger amphibious assaults than the Marines.

The USMC is a vestigial part of the Navy from a bygone era and either needs to be absorbed into the Army or abolished.

>Army
>Defending the US since 1775
>And saving Marines' asses since 1776
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>>32248249
except our enemy doesnt really have access to NVG, and it only makes it harder to see eachother....ffs ucp was shit, we multicam now
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>>32247335
Yeah, he's a dickhead.
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>>32249245
coat at the right
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>>32249245
as someone who has actually WORN ucp in service, ucp is shit get the fuck over it, multicam is better at everything.
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>>32250044
WRONG.
>70% of Earth covered in water.
>60% of major city's 100km from coasts.
>40% of world population 100km from coast.
Army fucks up EVERYTHING.
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>>32250044
>marine getting saved by a crewcheif
>lmfo "every marine a rifleman" more like every marine a squid
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I wish the Air Force had some nicer camo
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>>32250158
>how many times have you deployed and actually performed your job>
did the navy tell you, your allowed back on 4chan?
no? go back to your barracks room boot.
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>>32250036
>90% of /k/ couldn't hack Marine boot camp.
I can TASTE the salt.
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>>32250136
>>32250117
Hey, me too. It isn't great, but it isn't as bad as everyone thinks.
Also, I guarantee that you saw the multicam before UCP.

>The Army has still done more amphibious landings than the USMC
Not only did the Army stomp Jerry in the face at Normandy, they fucked the Nips up all across the Pacific.
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>>32250189
>boot
Try again faggot.
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>>32249927
There's nothing wrong with the German uniform. The webbing is retarded, though. It just falls apart without warning.
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>>32250199
I'm looking into being a pilot. So no probably wouldn't.
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>>32250199
>tfw born with minor heart condition that caused occasional arrhythmia
>had non-invasive operation to fix the issue
>still medically barred from military service for life

I'll never have the chance, even though I'm certain I could.
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>>32250226
No, nothing wrong with it, I love it, but it just isn't as easy to move about in because it's meant to be well fitted. It's annoying to bend your arms or go prone and the sleeves move way up your arm.

God-tier sexy looks though.
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>>32250199
why would a marine need to shoot a flea in the ass
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>>32250246
You'd have to do worse. You'll go through SERE and have to escape and evade, and then get the shit beat out of you and waterboarded.

Marine boot camp is the same as Army basic.

>>32250219
>Still a peter puffer

>US Army facilitates USMC "doing its job".jpg
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>>32250212
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
>Army Casualties.
>303.
>Japan N/A.
>Army, good at amphibious warfare.
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>>32250288
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>>32250288
>Womyn Rangers.
>USMC Infantry no Womyn.
>US Army Basic 9 weeks.
>USMC Boot Camp 13 weeks.
>Army Marksmanship 300M.
>USMC Marksmanship 500M.
>USMC PFT run 3 miles.
>Army PFT 2 miles.
Mmmmm tasty salt.
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>>32247312
I liked that helmet.
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>>32250184
If they were going to use useless camo anyway at least they could have used a good looking one.
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>>32250184
better than UCP

it's literally "army soldier" camo for hiding from your chain of command inside a gaggle of soldiers when youre stationed at a joint base
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>>32250417
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>>32250417
The only "Female Rangers" aren't infantry, its just a tab for them.
>Hurr durr longer training
Takes longer to get those window lickers passable
Your target at 500m is the size of a bus and doesn't change. Army qualification is 50-300m man-size pop up targets. You have to be quick AND accurate.
>3 mile run
At a much slower pace. I can do that 3 mile all day no sweat. Pullups and crunches ain't shit either.
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>>32250440
god that pattern looks like something a shitty 3rd would country would use
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>>32250485
>Female Drill Instructor.
You know to train FEMALE Marines.
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>>32247335
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>>32250532
>Army fitness test.
>2 miles
>13 min.
>USMC fitness test.
>THREE MILES
>18 min.
mah "faster pace"
>Army 6:30 per mile.
>USMC 6:00 per mile + 1.
TASTY SALT.
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>>32248668
Oy vey
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>>32250708
Bruh, lowest common denominator.
16:36 2 mile 8:18 1 mile
28:00 3 mile 9:20 1 mile

And I can do 3 pull ups and 50 crunches in my sleep.
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>>32248362
Aww, Anon's first spergout
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>>32250485
>stains on sword blade
That's why you only touch that shit with gloves.
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>>32250199
Former army grunt here
You are/were either a boot, fobbit, pog or combination of all three. Please, go eat a crayon.
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>>32250774
If you get only 3 pull ups your not going to pass a pft dude. If you don't get a first class your a shitbag, at least when I was in. That being said, I'm going army, after 8 years in the cream corn. Should be nice to have an actual budget for once.
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>>32250834
You wish it was first spergout, faggot. I've been browsing 4chan since before you graduated middle school.
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>>32250995
I can do at least 15 pullups right now. If I actually train for it I could max it. I do 65 situps on my APFT, crunches ain't shit. The run would be my weakest event, but I would pass comfortably.

I would very much rather do the MCPFT over the APFT.
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>>32248249
>t. PEO Soldier
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>>32248823
this chart implies everybody stopped using the Salet in 1500 when they have been used consistently to the modern day, with almost all modern helmets being based off of it.
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>>32250046
>2016
>doesn't know taliban rock night vision often enough for it to be an actual problem

I know it isn't in the headlines, but I've pulled enough old 7Bs off of shitheads to know at least some of the hardliners know what theyre doing.
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>>32250774
>MAXIMUM SCORE.
>ARMY sit up minimum 53.
The Army is slower, less trained, costs more and is PC as fuck.
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>>32250199
Delta Force here.

The only thing a Devil Dog can hit is the VD lottery
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>>32248711
https://youtu.be/wippooDL6WE

Life imitates art.
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>>32251350
Oh shit! A US Army Special Forces Soldier on a Thai Ladyboy Auction site!
Why aren't you training the ANA? Or the Iraqi Army? Everybody knows how well they are trained!
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>>32250248
Had a buddy get into the marines with a history of epilepsy.. Waivers are where its at, just depends on how much the recruiter wants to fight for you too.
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>>32250864
Its engraving.
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>>32251316
>Challenging the enemy to a sit up contest
MUHRINES everyone
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>>32251499
Over the years, I've already mentally accepted what I know now. I don't really want to up and join, and not at almost 26 years old.

If I was still 21 or under, hell yeah.
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>>32251455
Not him, but are you implying uneducated Arabs/Afghans can be made into good soldiers?
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>>32251719
They did pretty well up intill the 19th century.
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>>32250485
I thought that was a dude until I reread the previous post
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>Thread devolve into Army Marine dick measuring contest
Are we the only country that likes to boast about how better we are to each other?
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>>32252062
Prepping for civil war 2.
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>>32251996
THE MARINE CORPS IS SO MANLY EVEN OUR WOMEN ARE MEN
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>>32248437
sometimes those goats get their own pilotkas, look it up, they're adorable
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>>32251881
Modern war requires an IQ above 95. Besides, they weren't really "doing just fine" up until the 19th century. Iraq was occupied variously by Persia or the Ottomans until Britain and France partitioned the region in the post-war period and 'liberated' them, big fucking mistake I guess. Afghanistan hasn't really been high on anyone's list since after the Mongols stomped through and the Silk road declined. Now they're a dreadful backwater.

Nobody has really gotten modern warfare well with the exception of the West, and occasionally the Slavs and high caste East Asians. Ancient warfare was one thing. As long as they didn't require siege engineers, everybody from the shit heel Horn of Africa to India to China relied more on demographics and tactics to expand their borders or otherwise defeat their foes. Before about 1500 and the mass proliferation of firearms and pike and shot formations as well as better artillery (which had previously been used mostly as siege weapons, and expanded to navies and field guns), tech was more or less equal.

Occasionally there were small innovations that made some difference, but generally they were overshadowed by bigger things between 800 and 1300. By 1500, the demographic collapse caused by the Black Death was reversing and tech was becoming more important. A small European fleet had no competition outside Europe, especially after ~1680 or so with the decline of the Ottomans.
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>>32248602
You're just jealous because the Brits looked like autistic toddlers with steel bowler hats dressed in repurposed grain sacks
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>>32252778
Pic related, it's what an actual functional uniform looks like.
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>>32247438
doesnt even look that bad
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>>32249142
>Muh fashionable
no.
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>>32252783
Ahem
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>>32250159

In the current year, the motto is Every Marine a Carbineperson
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>>32252842

>that guy at the front
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>>32252783
>>32252778
British commandos looked great though.

IMHO, American Airborn, Pacific Marines, most things German and Commandos all looked great.
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>>32247502
Ha ha, fuckin' zing.

But really here it is OP.
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Australian infantry uniforms are disgusting
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>>32249927
Can you elaborate more on the webbing? I remember Ian and Karl mentioning it.
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>>32247312
nothing can compete with this
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>>32250219
>boot
literally shows MEPS id
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>>32253076

Straight up BIG BROTHER mode
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>>32250199

>>32250924
This

Also people who post that shit-tier bait were either as mentioned POGs or boots. Or are just kids who were never in.

I think he's a reservist boot.
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>>32249245
I shit you not, the UCP dressed dude in the middle right was the first thing my eyes were drawn to.

I don't think your camo is working, desu
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>>32247312
Literally the singe BEST steel helmet
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>>32251719
Are you implying the guys who managed to kick the Soviet Union out and put up a fight against the biggest military in history using surplus junk for ten years are bad at war?
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>>32253582
Fighting arabs is like bulling the autistic kid at school
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>>32253531
>dressed dude
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>>32253128
>MEPS ID
Noserve detected.
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>>32253142
Nope med sep.
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>>32253049
The webbing can not just be "taken off," it breaks apart if you undo it.
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>>32247312
Functionally, that is the best helmet shape for stopping projectiles
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>>32253531
Like I said, friendly fire is #1 Army casualties.
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>>32250212
>Also, I guarantee that you saw the multicam before UCP.

No, I didn't realize there was multicam in the picture until you mentioned it actually.
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>>32253128
I never got an ID at MEPS
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>>32250219
Isn't that like dependent card or some kind of card u can get on a base still when you get out? I got one when I came back from Afghanistan. It's like a holographic card lol
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>>32247312
Anything in digital camo.
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>>32250219
Oh, you again, the med retired guy.

When's your next va appointment?
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>>32250158
>using memes from 2007 unironically
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>>32253627
Except that isn't the case at all.

You got any sources indicating that? Because a couple cursory searches indicate roadside bombs and booby traps, followed by enemy small arms.
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>>32249289

why did they have helmets anyway they were essentially pogs
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>>32253758
CSM of the Death Star made it sop in case of enemy attack.
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>>32247312
Normally I'm all function over form but I can totally understand why Hitler rejected this thing.
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>>32247312
Bavarian Police
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Iraqi Fedayeen helmet.
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>>32253813
lmao
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>>32249083
>sack of potatoes

It's literally just a wool jacket and some pants that are in olive drab.
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>>32247312
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>>32253128
lolwut?
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The Romanian BDU is hideous. It's like it's trying to be American, but fails miserably.
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>>32253813
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>>32249157
Hugo Boss still is sweat shop tier trash, just like most these "luxury" brands. You can get a cheaper suit that's better in every conceivable way and that's actually made with care if you shop around.
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>>32253813
>>32253990
The bigger the helmet the better.

>>32254037
Their socks are nice though.
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>>32252828
fucking 3rd world trash tier looking garbage
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>>32248389
>Europeans
You mean just the krauts right?
Cause they are the only ones that still fear the swastika, they probably think that if you see one you instantly turn nazi.
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>>32253813

>TFW Darth Vader was an Iraqi all along.
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>>32253049
It slides around like a motherfucker. Nothing holds any of it stationary: the ammo boxes will slide around; the belt will rotate around your body; inconvenient leather and buckle straps on everything make even getting your canteen out for a swig of water take about four years; the breadbag will slide around and bounce on your ass as you move around.

It looks cool, but it belongs to a generation or two in the past from when it was actually used. The US were the only guys with legitimately nice Web gear.
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This absolute abomination of a helmet.
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>>32247312
>What if we could cammie up our boots too
>Black is overrated
>I bet the troops will love it
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>>32250248
pretty much same situation here my dood
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>>32251455
I fucked a Thai ladyboy last week it was awesome.
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>>32254884
That happens when you don't wear the belt tight enough.

Breadbag and canteen are trash though.
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>>32250440

>both named fucking Jones
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>>32255512
From a distance those look like Crocs. Tactical Crocs.
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Pickelhaube is aesthetic as fug. >>32255458
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>>32252842

aside from the colour it's aesthetic as fuck, top uniform of WW1 desu
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>>32253813

>surely these aren't real
>mfw
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>>32255614
they be a married couple.
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>>32250248

just fucking lie m80, guys with fucking asthma and diabetes sneak in all the time
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>>32252842
>"Jacques, shouldn't we have black, green, tan, or brown uniforms like everyone else?"
>"Pierre. Everyone knows that looking good is half the battle...."
>"Jacques, I...I don't think that is how that saying goes."
>"Shut up Pierre. I'm in charge of the uniforms. If you can't fight looking good, you die looking like a frumpy old hag"
>Jacq- Oh fuck it. Blue it is. I can't beat that logic."
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>>32253875
get those fucking feed squared away, Frodo! Jesus fucking christ
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>>32247312
That might be a ugly helmet but when I think about it objectively it's probably a pretty good design, flares out so you got room to throw on a headset or something like ear cans. high back the flares out so you can look upward and turn your head around easily. fit around a gas mask or something with a lot of room. slopes and stuff so it could deflect things fairly decent with a flare outward at the bottom. I'm convinced this must be a decent helmet design as long as it uses decent material construction.
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>>32247312
I had one of those, shot it at about 3m with a p226 using nato ball ammo. Just light dents. SKS made short work of it.

I regret shooting it up.
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>>32255973
if your looking for a new one, try Fleet Farm, the ones around here (Minneapolis/St. Paul metro) usual have a pretty decent stack of them around.
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>>32247312
I bought one of those for lulz.
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Although they're not the worst out there by any means, it boggles my mind why they would switch BACK to shined leather after WWII; what a pain in the ass!

At least we got the jungle boot out of it
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>>32253756
Did you guys forget https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Tillman
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>>32252954
Did you make this?
If so you should off yourself as the SA80A2 family jamming is pleb knowledge.

The 80 is well liked, and is only resented by plebs who either can't own one, yet alone shoot one, or somebody who would e issued one if they can actually shoot, either because they're weakling REMFs or just shit.
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>>32253990

Reminds me of the US Navy's MK II talker helmet.
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>>32252842
Why are those firemen carrying rifles?
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>>32252778
>>32247417
>>32252778

What a lot of people don't realise about britain in ww2 is that they practically conscripted everyone. Even women.
Some units in 1940 just had armbands and spears.

Mind you by 1944 they were getting denison smocks, commando webbing, leather and fur body warmers and Australian and Canadian pattern uniforms.

Also everyone's favourite short short wearing rhodie uniforms are essentially british uniforms
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>>32257218
Nowadays, they also have axes..
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>>32257218
to fight fire with fire
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>>32257298
Reminder that the opinions of a very loud, autistic minority of surplus fashion general does not represent the entire userbase of /k/.
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>>32248389
As part of the denazification, probably. Americans and the other occupying allies went to great lengths to 'deprogram' what they considered Hitler's decade+ of indoctrination. Especially in Germany, the swastika became a hated symbol, and in the former occupied countries it also lost any positive meaning it possibly ever had.
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>>32247438
Oh fuck yes THIS!!
Retch everytime
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>>32255622
>Did somebody say Crocs
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>>32249157
>>32249927
>>32249142
>>32252816

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Diebitsch
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>>32255512
good on paper. Then you get out there and realize your boots become brown anyway from all the shit you're stepping through.
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