>come home >see this What do, /k/?

>>32244859
>No Grandpa, that sword would not be a good weapon for hacking down commies.
>light cigar
>pour bourbon
>enjoy time with grandpa
>wake up from my dream because both grandpa's are dead

pour my grandfather an Ol' Grandad and hear about WW2 in the pacific.

Shoot him and his faggy dog because he has a weapon and is trespassing on my property and smoking my cigars

>>32244900
>fucking hive mind

>>32244917
His bulletproof Chihuahua vest will stop your impotent 9mm. Only 45 ACP can kill him.

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Take Chico away from Grandpa before he pees himself inside Grandpa's shirt.

>>32244859
>Wonder who this elderly and seemingly benevolent, but sword-armed elderly gentleman is
>Wonder whose dog it is, and what it's doing inside his shirt
>Wonder if it's even a dog, and not just a well-concealed Chestburster
>Wonder who covered my kitchen in beige paint, laminate wood and fake marble
>Wonder if there are any good leftovers in the tinfoil pack

Not gonna lie. I'd have to pause.

Blast the mother fucker.

>>32244936
Where did I say I carried 9mm?

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Draw a superior weapon, my katana.

>>32244859
I mean I'd probably get hacked to pieces wondering how the hell duke nukem got so damn old