Robots are attacking, what does /k/ grab?

>>32240915
My dick. Try to rub one out before my inevitable demise.

>>32240915
EMP

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>>32240915
Chicken Tendies

My beowulf .50 ar-15.

>>32240915
the closest twink for one last fuck
(really this though >>32240973)

>>32240983
>.50 Beowulf.
>Not M855A1.
>Not M995.
Enjoy dying.

>>32240973
/thread. Now back to the aliens.

>>32240971
Why was this the very first thing I thought of too?

Fridge magnets

>>32240915
A list of paradoxes.

>>32240915

What I have on hand?

.22-250 varmint gun.

Up close, it penetrates the same amount of steel as a .30-06 AP round.

I doubt they'd be armored against that.

>>32240973
>>32241654
you do realize that effective emp shielding is basically tinfoil right? there is no way a battle bot will not be shielded. and it's not like you can generate much charge on cables shorter than 1 meter, microelectronics is pretty much immune especially in a metal chassis.

>>32241675
Why'd you think of grabbing HIS dick?

>>32240915
A mirror

My authentic Nippon steel katana, folded over 1000 times by a forge master recluse at the summit of Mt. Fuji, capable of slicing a fully armoured Europeans Knight and his horse in twain with merely a Flickr of the wrist.
While everybody else was out having "fun" and "partying" I was in the sub level of my parents house training for the inevitability that is the apocalypse. You all can keep your weakling guns because in the end all will submit to my fury.

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>>32240915
>Robots are attacking, what does /k/ grab?
Bigger robot.

>>32240915
.22

You get it to penetrate through a vent or something, and it will bounce all over the place inside.

>>32241695
Why would the robots be given the ability to listen to pleas? Are these man made or sentient robots?

My .50BMG, and a bunch of fridge magnets. I'll either kill or make folk singers of the lot.

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>>32240915
My own robot.

>>32240915

motorized dragon dildo

if they do not posses holes for it, I will make some

Armor piercing, magnetic, acidic bullets. Remember that robots don't bleed out. You need to physically destroy their bodies to kill them.

>>32240915
My toaster. Start fucking it as hard as possible. Claim I'm one of their own by proxy

a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

>>32241733
20,000 keks under the sea

>>32241713
Except any kind of robot that complex would need a mile or more of wiring

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>>32240915
Garden hose.

In Borderlands they have corrosive bullets. I doubt you could deliver any serious corrosive fluids in a regular small arms bullet but I'm sure there's some creative ways to do it.

How would k shoot corrosive fluid at robots? Shotgun? Black powder cannon? Semen?

>>32242452
1 it's bullshit, about a 100m total tops most likely less.
2 irrelevant it needs to be in one section and drawn out to gather any serious charge.
3 it's still shielded so whatever

>>32241713
> there is no way a battle bot will not be shielded.
Tell that to Call of Duty.

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pocket turtles

>>32242751
Make the round out of a corrosive powder that disperses on impact, only practical way I can think of, I don't think a fluid would be practical

>>32243198
Go back to work, Jeb!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNiO2sTe2wo

Could I just wear chainmail and build a tesla coil to stand under?

>>32240915
Mossberg 590A1 and lots of 12 gauge slugs

>>32240915
>ctrl+f mosin
>nothing
>ctrl+f nugget
>nothing
capitalist scum

>>32242569

They'd be waterproof

The best weapon is firearms that are good at penetrating armor plate, the type you'd find in modern hard armor.

>>32243485
One night I was recording something else on VCR tape and went to sleep to find that I had recorded what I wanted and also the entire Animatrix movie. That shit was amazing.

>>32240915
Robot disguise. Beep-Boop

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Worked pretty well.

>>32244021
Damn that movie was stupid. Made Pacific Rim look like Interstellar.

>>32244050
The action and weapons were great, but I agree the story was retarded cucked shit. Would have been amazing if it follow Kruger like him being a good soldier to his eventual plunge into insanity. Also they should have kept atleast half the stuff that was in the concept art.

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>>32240915
Hide behind closed door.

>>32244277
>the story was retarded cucked shit.
Should have paid more attention, the story was that even when they have unlimited free everything the poor still destroy the planet, and in the end curing all physical ailments will only make overpopulation and starvation kill off most of the species.

Electro magnetic pulse weapon