SHTF food

>>32235048
Pemmican

>>32235048
Chocolate

Peanut butter

Just put in on a tray. Nice.

Peanuts are great, filling with a high fat content and protein. Jerky. Canned stews.

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>>32235081
>Pemmican

literally the GOAT survival food

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Pork and beans anyone?

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>>32235121
>for men and dogs

So you know its good.

>>32235121
Someone red pill me

>>32235155
dubs says yes?

>>32235296
Dried beef and spices, some times fruit, mixed with molten fat and allowed to cool.

>>32235296
Old school type of extremely high calorie SURVIVAL food that people would take with them on explorations or just surviving the winter in your shitty hovel. Also there was a war fought in America over it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican

>>32235359
Dried beef, no spices, no salt and only retards who belive everything on Wikipedia put in fruit and suet. The real shit from the kidneys, not whatever slop they sell these days.

Vodka, lots and lots of vodka.

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>>32235048
For some reason I love this shit, wish it was more efficiently packaged though

>>32235048
"Hash", is French in origin IIRC.

That aside, the Kroger/Frys brand hash is at least as good as the Hormel, and quite a bit cheaper.

Add fresh onion/green onion and red pepper flakes. Another thing to try is stirring partially warmed hash into batter and tossing it into a waffle iron.

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>>32235417
I've wanted to try this but it always looks sketch as fuck in the store. Thanks for the recommendation. I will try this food this weekend.

also, pic related is NOT a good survival food. TOO FUCKING SALTY

>>32235155
I want to fuck the rabbit

>>32235440
Be warned, it is salty as fuck by itself, but really good if you cook it in a basic white gravy for just a minute.

>>32235417
You can find it in MRE style mylar packs, but it's still absurdly expensive.

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Is this thread making anyone else hungry?

I'm from the northern parts of Norway so I would consider both dried or salted cod essential. Add in some reindeer meat and cloudberries for the vitamins and I'm good.

It worked well enough for my viking ancestors while crossing the Atlantic and the North Sea.

>>32235514
On a scale from 1 to Miley Cyrus's vagina, how bad does lutefisk taste?

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>>32235514
>>32235531
anyone ever try this before? any eurocucks in here?

>>32235531
Mileys ass after a shart. I live in Wisconsin with a bunch of Norwegian and German ancestry cunts live (I'm Germanic myself technically. Sometimes I don't want to go into local butcher shop because the odor is that foul.

My Norwegian ancestry friend goes to the fridge and grabs some to eat like its a piece of cheese or something.

>>32235296
>someone Google it for me

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>>32235638
It's pretty crazy how some food cultures are able to accept the unbearable stench of their food.

Then again, I live in the deep south, where we've pretty much weaponized garlic and deep-fried foods.

Anyone know of a good brand of irradiated spices that will keep for a long time? I don't think I could eat bland SHTF food for very long.

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>>32235048
>shit taste detected
Pic related for me.

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>>32235812
where do you live? I want to drive to your home and fight you

>>32235794
I'm same guy, I agree about stink.

Someone asked our Biology professor (PHD) if irradiated food was dangerous. She said no that's ridiculous, it doesn't work that way. Think of it this way, have you ever had an X-ray taken? Are you radioactive?

That's the simplified explanation. A science fag can elaborate if they want.

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>>32235858
but isn't that how Mr Putin allegedly killed that """journalist""", by putting some plutonium in his tea? wait never mind im retarded.

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>>32235829
U wan tussle m8?

>>32235889
You can still kill by radiation. It can mutate cells. You just don't become radioactive yourself.

At worst you're eating slightly mutated tomato cells. Which is harmless. Just like eating a tumor wouldn't give you a tumor.

>>32235553

Herring is delicious and is in no way comparable to lutefisk

It's not exactly survival food though, it requires refrigeration.

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always in my winter/ storm stash

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>>32235449

>>32235889

It's kind of like fire and cooking, it's not good for you to roast yourself over a fire, but it's perfectly fine to eat meat you roast.

>>32235474
Makes me want to grab a tin of sardines and some saltines.

>>32235858
>have you ever had an X-ray taken?
Yes

>Are you radioactive?
Yes

>>32235961
Season brand boneless skinless sardines is the absolute TITS when it comes to canned fish imo.

>>32236013
IMO skinned/boned smoked in oil (trader joes mainly) are the best. My main stockpile is Season, buy the max whenever Costco has them on rebate.

>>32235794
Keep hot sause in sealed jar

>>32235374
How does it taste?

>>32236300
Dubshacking name fag

>>32235048
Beef stew, canned chicken, hell I even have Spam even though I don't eat pork. If it's die of starvation or eat pork I'll chow down

>>32236307
Sorry man forgot to turn it off from a different thread

>>32236313
>HostageKilla
>doesn't eat pork
are you an ISIS-bro?

>>32235048
>What are some GOTTA HAVE foods for the SHTF scenario you've been fantasizing about? This is probably the GOAT survival food.

live oats. it's a grain that grows in most climates well. for meat you'd want to go with moose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kostroma_Moose_Farm

in real shtf we'd have to go back to using wood for fuel and moose and tree farming would complement each other well in most of northern europe.

>>32236336
lol the name is cause I shot a hostage during use of force training today & I forgot to turn it off, been using the name on a different thread & I've never really liked pork.

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>>32235325
>>32235941
>>32235959
here are some (You)s for you guys

>>32235959
>Real Western Flavor
Absolutely Haram

Cured hanging meats or salamis/sausages
Pemmican
Cultured waxed hard cheeses
Hard tack
Jams
Flour, corn meal dry brown rice, beans, etc all in bulk
Honey
Dark chocolate
Home canned food
Wines

Seal things in mylar bags for MRE style food

>>32235553
My mom fed me some of this shit its actually good.

>>32235048
hardtack

>>32235474
no, because this food is all shit-ass terrible and bad for you unless you're burning 6,000 calories a day surviving.

really guys, i understand trying stuff out you should be eating better than this

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>>32236576
post suggestions cu/ck/.

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SPAM. Always SPAM. If you don't have at least 30 cans of SPAM in your cupboard waiting for that day you might as well already be dead.

1000 calories packed into that tiny little tin. If you find yourself in a situation where you are forced to be on the move you can just open it up and eat it as it is.

And if you have time to cook properly, thinly sliced spam on a cast iron skillet will leave a nice layer of cooking grease on the skillet for other food items.

There's a reason why Hitler lost World War 2, and that reason is SPAM.

You can plan to hunker down all you want, but you might not have that choice. Being able to easily carry several days worth of food in the form of SPAM gives you the option to move a lot further than people who have no SPAM>

The No SPAMers will literally be stuck in the city fighting it out over the last can of soup at Walmart and you'll be up in the woods building a comfy hidey hole where nobody will bother you.

>>32236461
>wines

no, moonshine.

or everclear

>>32236657
Oh did I also mention unlike other brands of luncheon meat SPAM contains neither mechanically separated meat nor wheat flour, both of which are a recipe to die of the shits.

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>>32236657
can spam be used to remove warts?

>>32236707
I mean you could probably saw warts off with the sharp end of the lid of the can.

wolf brand chili anything..

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>>32236013
>>32236139
>>32236013
>boneless and skinless
Sincerely, Why?
The bones are soft and tasty.
It's like you guys hate calcium

>>32236747
>no wolf cola anon?

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>>32235155
I want to ____ that ______

>>32236628
store the basics in bulk and cook actual meals?

buy some cook books and find out what you like, what spices compliment each other, then learn how to make a dozen meals inside and out, and store the things required to make that stuff. learn how to can, how to hunt, and start a small garden. Buy a book with pictures and descriptions of local wild edibles for when you go camping or hiking.

Those skills will follow you wherever you go but you cant take a basement worth of MREs with you if you have to bug out

some anon already posted a list of basics,

flour
cornstarch
cornmeal
yeast
sugar
salt
honey
various oils, vegetable, canola, olive
hot sauce

>>32236752
>Sincerely, Why?
>The bones are soft and tasty.
>It's like you guys hate calcium


this. whole sardines are best. sprats are good too if it wasn't for the ehavy metals....

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>>32236576
>you need to be burning 6k calories a day to need spam or sardines
Lol ok
I can understand pemmican being less then practical but you're just making an ass out of yourself here.

>>32236752
Theoretically as far as the spring, summer and fall months goes in a SHTF scenario things like calcium and pretty much all of your vitamins are available by eating dandelion greens.
They are nutritious AF TBQHF

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>>32236787
>no Sauerkraut as a staple

are you have teh dumbs?

>>32236657

Every time I fry spam it glues itself to the pan.

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>>32236835
you can make your own sauerkraut after The Happening baka desu. he has the supplies to make them because he is p r e p a r e d

>>32236850
Then you are doing it wrong.

Your pan probably needs to be re-seasoned if that is the case.

>>32236850
Use lower heat so more juices seep out to keep it from sticking

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>>32236796
That's all well and good, but why pay more money for less nourishing (if just barely) and less tasty fish?
Are people really just that squeamish about their fish being intact.
On that note, does anyone know if you can get sardines with the head still on?
There's good vitamins in the eyes

>>32235440
It's deep fried sodium and the shortest way to a stroke caused by high blood pressure, no nutritious value whatsoever.

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>>32236868
>falling for the cast iron meme

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>>32236864
I doubt he has cabbage seeds but ok. Also, a pack of sauerkraut like this turns an MRE in an actual meal that will not make you die of constipation even in the long run. it's basically pasteurized ground kraut in a mylar bag you need a knife to open.

>>32236752
Just preference. I'll eat canned salmon bone and all no problem. Kipper snacks are breddy gud too.

>>32236576
>he doesn't cook up a can of corned beef hash and a mess of eggs to eat on the weekend.

>>32236878
>On that note, does anyone know if you can get sardines with the head still on?


yes, they sell them frozen or at thef ish market. oven baked sardines like that, glazed with olive oil, pumkin seed oil and garlic are GOAT.

>>32236878
IDK mate I eat the intact ones myself.

>>32236878
The whole point of packing canned goods as I explained earlier is that it allows you to use your time more effectively early on in the collapse when time is most important.

Especially in the first few days when stopping to scavenge or hunt puts you at extreme risk of encountering other people who may not have the best of intentions.

If you don't need to stop and hunt or stop and scavenge or stop to rehydrate food you are able to keep moving and scout out a much more advantageous position.

Like 90% of the population is expected not to survive the collapse anyway, due to a crippling lack of any kind of skill or worldly knowledge. So best to use your first month hiding from desperate people while they all die off, and then you can worry about preparing the finest freshly killed venison or freshly caught fish, etc.

>>32235048
I'm britbong and i make my own corned beef hash all the time

>>32236929
Sounds good, think that baking canned sardines in olive oil would turn out ok?

>>32236901
It's not a meme. It's a very handy piece of cookware. From a bygone age when people couldn't be choosy about their heat source when cooking.

Your fancy copper bottom Guy Fieri cook set becomes completely worthless when the power goes out.

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>>32236945
>and then you can worry about preparing the finest freshly killed venison or freshly caught fish, etc.

Yeah, you can turn into a foodie instead of being on the lookout for Negan....

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>>32236964
>Sounds good, think that baking canned sardines in olive oil would turn out ok?

here is how I do it:

>defrost fish
>season with oils and spices you like
>put in pic related with grill insert
>cook in oven
>take off lid at the end to achieve the degree of "crispness" you want

>>32235812
>>32235048
>survival food
>4,000% daily sodium value in one can

your kidneys will burn out in 5 days of eating that garbage.

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>>32236994
people forget that you can make good pots for cooking and boiling water from even bad clay. all you need is the time, clay and a fire.

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>all these replies
>no ones mentioned tendies

>>32237217
>tendies
>SHTF
>he thinks htere will be good boi points in SHTF

dude. stahp.

>>32235099
it looks really
nice!

>>32237217
You can have tendies but then theres no eggs homie

>>32235390
Suet is kidney fat..

>>32236792
go ahead and eat a can of spam everyday, fat fuck.

Im in school for cardiology so you'll be paying my loans

>>32236902
if you're going to store sauer kraut, then buy it in jars, dumbass

>>32237267
>because you can't cut sodium and fat out of your diet in other areas to balance it out.
>Med school
>this simple minded
Wow. Remind me never to see a doctor.

>>32237295
>if you're going to store sauer kraut, then buy it in jars, dumbass


Capital idea chap! that's just what my BOB needs: glass jars!

>>32237307
This

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>>32237298
do these taste good? I've never had them though i've seen them in stores since i was a wee lad

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>>32237267
>spam is hash
>spam is sardines
>even bringing up spam when no one mentioned it until after you started talking shit
Good luck in med school.
With your reading comprehension, you're going to need it

>>32237298
There's an open jar of these on the counter at a rural gas station nearby, pretty sure it's the same jar that has been there since I was a child.

>>32237112
ooooo lookit the fuckin landed gentry here with his ""clay""
a flat rock not good enough for you? cant even stand to eat right off the scrungy loam like the rest of us pissants? got the time and caloric surplus to knead dirt all day like a fairy princess?
i bet you even get water without shiet in it at least 2 times a week.

For meat that will last a long time you'll want tuna fish or spam or jerky

You can add those Gatorade or lemonade mix pouches to it

I usually grab salt and pepper and other condiments when I'm out to eat.
Crackers granola bars are also good
Just look up good that doesn't go bad for years. I make some and take them hunting or when I'm out in the woods so they don't go bad buts it's fucking years till they do. And I've read shit online that says they don't really go bad anymore anyway

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>>32236945

yep

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>>32237421
bretty good/10

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>>32237451
>Tuna fish and lemonade mix casserole

>>32237421
yeah but imagine you are in a survival situation and you have no pots or any other emans to treat water. knowing how to make a pot to boil water in from clayish soil is a great skill.

>>32237500
Eh I would only believe this if your on the run and in the woods. If it's true shtf there's pans in every house across the world

>>32237573
>Eh I would only believe this if your on the run and in the woods. If it's true shtf there's pans in every house across the world

sure. I'm not saying it's a likely thing to happen but none of that SHTF BS is really.

>>32237112

https://youtu.be/mL3sho1CpkI

>>32236868

I cook it on stainless. Would cast iron be better?

>>32236871

I use setting 2 or 3 on an electric oven. It goes up to 10. Pretty low.

>>32237500
>Can't boil water
>Dig clay
>Pug the clay
>Form it into a functional vessel
>Chop a metric fuckton of wood
>Build an earth kiln capable of producing a fire hot enough for successful vitrification
>Die of thirst waiting for the pot to dry enough to put in the kiln

>>32236906
>kipper snacks
Muh nygga that is my shit. I think kippers have the best flavor for canned fish, plus they are super cheap and their is something I love about the cans. They are super slim and their is something satisfying about a big stack of those flat little cans.

I have been thinking a lot about upping my canned stockpile, but I just don't eat a ton of canned food. I can stock it, but I feel like I need to eat / rotate gradually to make it practical on the long term.

>>32237666
Fuck off Satan, you won't be fooling anyone here, you forget that mankind had been using clay cookware for thousands of years

>>32237623
why is he boiling water with hot rocks in the cly pot? that's how you boil water in a wooden pot that can't stand the heat of a fire?

>>32237666
>make boatload of assumptions

great. what you need is the drying and then then getting red ot for about half an hour. I can make a makeshift clay pot to save me from dying of thirst within 12 hours.

>>32237732
We have, and it's a much more difficult technology to reproduce in the bush than your kindergarten art teacher would have you believe

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>>32236628
>mcdonalds
>not burger king, white castle, or Arby's
>not even KFC or Wendy's

It's like you want to eat absolute bottom tier fast food.

>>32237787
It takes about a week to dry thoroughly enough to kiln.

If you put a pot with residual moisture in a 1400* fire, it goes boom.

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>>32237788
there is a difference between quality glina china and improvised pots that are just about good enough to boil something in them for a few times.

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>>32237478

>>32237841
No, I'm talking basic earthenware. It isn't as simple as grabbing a hunk of mud and throwing it in a fire for a few minutes.

>>32237809
>It takes about a week to dry thoroughly enough to kiln.
>If you put a pot with residual moisture in a 1400* fire, it goes boom.


the less water you use, the faster you can work but ofc it's more difficult. once molded, you put it next to the fire to dry. once it's "dry", you start firing it. you don't drop the cold pieces into a raging fire. duh.

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>>32237794
>tfw no white castle for 100+ miles

>>32237809
>>32237841
While you fags are making mud pies me and spam guy will be over here having some really nice spam and kimchee omeletes from my 8" lodge.

>>32235048

Potatoes.

>>32237732
>>32237787
>>32237841
>>32237881
>I have never worked with ceramics in my life but I know what I'm talking about it because Bear Grylls says it's cool

>>32237754

Water boils MUCH faster using hot rocks.

If you have a fire going and know you'll need to boil some waterr, hot rocks are better.

Plus the clay he's using isn't exactly highly refined.

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>>32235048

If anything id say the stuff id miss for shtf is Pizza and Mountain Dew.

But I figured out what would be my prep plan for about 6 weeks of WROL:

* Gatorade or mix-aide type stuff with some salt to condition the flavor.

* Power Bars or other kinds of energy bars. If shtf lasts for less than 2 months just 3 of these per day will make sure you are still getting enough nutrients not to go loopy.

> mfw power bars or clif bars are over 2 oz each and only cost about $1... literally better than a snickers for the same price.
> whens the last time you lived on less than $7 per day for food

* Indian Food prepared meals, Kohinoor and such. They cost about $2 each and combined with some instant rice you have most of a day's worth of food. They last a long time.

* Instant Rice or even Parboiled Rice cooks alot faster than the cheaper shit. Spend a little bit more and you cut the cook time and fuel you have to use by 5 fold. Get the cheapest stuff from discount grocers, its the same as uncle ben's just in a different box.

* If you havent burned yourself out on Ramen in your life then shtf is the time to do so. Use lots of soy sauce.

* Have Great Value Steak Sauce handy, its $1 per bottle and almost as good as A1 (more vinegar taste is stronger flavor than the other off brands).
> If you get meat, you can turn it into a real treat.

>>32235119
>>32235099

homeless guy here, life kinda is shtf for me all the time

lemme tell you peanuts and trail mix get old really fast, like barf worthy.

Will give +1 for Jerky though but who can afford that shit? Even rich people cant afford it.

Peanut Butter will I guess keep your stomach from grumbling though, but it should be seen as medicine-for-stomach-aches, not actually food.

>>32238207
>If anything id say the stuff id miss for shtf is Pizza
you can make great pizza with simple flatbread dude. original italian pizza is nothing like that modern stuff.

>>32235449
I once fell asleep on a bus and had this wierd fantasy about this black girl I knew back in college dressed up as the rabbit, I'm not a furry or anything but damn.....guess I have to reply to another post to keep it /k/ related

>>32236139
>>32236013
I always think I'm going to like canned fish, but I end up hating it and regretting I bought it every time, except Trader Joes smoked trout. That is amazing.

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>>32238253
>original italian pizza is nothing like that modern stuff.
Whatever fag

>>32235374
>Pemmican is a concentrated mixture of fat and protein used as a nutritious food. It is part of Canadian """"""""cuisine.""""""""

>>32238353
nice 'go 'za

>>32236994
>implying that cookware ordained by Guy Fieri himself isn't the greatest survival tool ever
Jokes on you, when SHTF, the bus to Flavortown is leaving you behind.

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>>32235048
>euros have never tried this

>Americans are this dumb

>>32238207
>homeless guy here

Nice.

>>32238474
>spend years post-apocalypse eating scrawny rats and bugs
>finally reach the fabled city of Flavortown
>a bunch of people wearing dyed porcupine hats and bearing flame tattoos come out of the woods and surround me
>someone knocks me out with a red pan
>wake up bound and hanging upside down over a giant deep fryer
>tribespeople are ritualistically smacking their lips around the fryer pit
>turns out the flavor is people.

>>32235889
Irradiating food doesn't leave anything radioactive in the food or make the food itself radioactive at all.

Radiation is used to kill bacteria and shit in the food that causes it to rot. Ionizing radiation is just subatomic particles, either an electron for beta (heh) radiation, two protons and two neutrons (a Helium ion) for alpha, or a photon for gamma. The reason it's dangerous is because those particles have a lot of energy when they're radiated. The radiation passes through the food and kills the bacteria the same way it /would/ kill you if it was passing through you, but once it passes through the food it just gets absorbed by the walls of the irradiation chamber, nothing is left behind in the food.

The guy (one of many) Putin kill with radiation died because they slipped the radioactive material (Polonium in that case) into his tea, so he drank it and it stayed inside his body, constantly irradiating him over time until he died.

>>32238207
> If you get meat, you can turn it into a real treat.

is the great value sauce strong enough to make you forget who you're eating?

>>32235359
Venison works best IMO

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>>32238850


a half pound of birdseed will attract many birds and squirrels, even had a mule deer come in broad daylight once

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So I got one of those Foodsaver things, so I figured i will make some home-made MREs.

What should put in them? I figured those packets of SPAM or fish you can get at walmart or doller stores would be good sources of protein.

Are packets of hotsauce from Tacobell something that lasts? Its not my first choice of hotsauce, but it comes in packet form.

Also, this video gave me the idea of Sport beans, but those are kinda pricey so I don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taCfC0SoTEM

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>everybody in this thread not maxing out their "Cannibal" perk

Fucking plebs

>>32236300
Like greasy shit.

>>32238739

>guy fieri himself comes out on the makeshift stage made out of food trucks piled on top of one another till it reached the food heavens (three food trucks above the frying pit)
>"you look so good I could eat you off a flip flop" he says excitedly, staring into the camera that isn't there and giving a knowing wink and his grin
>he calls for the cannon
>the cannon are actually filled with mustard and ketchup
>"fuego!" he cries and you're squirted aggressively with both delicious and savoury condiments
>below you the hot grease is sizzling away as the mustard and ketchup mix with your sweat and fall into it
>"flay-ver flay-ver flay-ver" the townspeople chant as they slowly lower you into the pit
>the last words you hear before your head is submerged and the agony begins are "join us next time on DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DRIVES"
>matthew mcconaughey plays the bongos as the people devour your deliciously crisply corpse

>>32237265
There are hundreds of products that call themselves suet these days, ranging from blocks of bird feed (various seeds, predominantly sunflower seeds, stuck together with molasses) to a brand of organic quinoa.

The only places I've found legit kidney-fat suet have been hispanic markets where they're sold under the name tripe or sweetbreads (beware sweetbreads as these can contain or be wholly different organs).

>>32235858
They use microwave radiation.

How many meals have you cooked or re-heated in the microwave?

>>32235941
im pissed they recently-ish, changed from actual real chucks of beef to lumps of ground beef

>>32239146
thanks obama!
kek willing trump will make beef stew great again

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>>32237421

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>>32235296
Suet and dried meat mixed with berries. Basically never goes bad because properly rendered fats (especially suet), dried berries and dried meat last basically for months at room temperature.

Additionally all ingredients are readily available if you are able to hunt or trap large game.

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>>32238739
>>32239088

>>32239238
Not to mention that pemmican was used predominantly in the arctic and subarctic where it never really got hot enough to turn rancid and was usually a frozen solid block that had to be cut up with a saw or boiled.

>>32239098
Yeah, but suet is kidney fat. While difficult to get in the US, you can get it from most independent butchers but you have to ask specifically for kidney fat.

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>>32239053
>>32238758

> a real treat

just dont eat his dick

>>32239238
Describe taste... any "recipes" or best way to prepare?

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>>32236782
I want to fuck that robot.

>>32239396
Honestly it's going to taste like suet and whatever else you put into it. The easiest recipe is 1:1 ratios for all ingredients. It's not meant to be gourmet food. It's meant to be calorie rich and resilient.

>>32237653
Yes, cast iron is always better.
Extra iron never hurt no one

>>32237085
Assuming physical activity,
what are electrolytes for $200, Alex?

>>32235296

Used to be issued to British Army Redcoats.

Non-perishable emergency food ration they carried everywhere. Wouldn't go bad, represented several thousand calories in a belt pouch you could nibble on, or shave pieces off.

Complete food if made from grass-fed (not grain fed) animal fat/meat. All the vitamins, minerals, nutrients and carbs the body needs. You could live on it the rest of your life and be perfectly healthy.

Hard as balls to find these days but you can make it easily enough if you have the time.

>>32237934
Prefer my 12". I can cook for 3 on that size. And it makes a decent melee weapon

>>32239557
Damnit I have a coffee can with a lot of fat drained in it. Only problem is I also drained cooking oils like olive oil I'm there too.

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>>32235935

>Herring requires refrigeration

You're showing your ignorance, boyo.

Pic related. Got at least three of these in my backpack at any time. Awesome high protein snack.

>>32239049
>Are packets of hotsauce from Tacobell something that lasts? Its not my first choice of hotsauce, but it comes in packet form.

Less than a year.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/does-taco-bell-hot-sauce-expire-and-everything-else-about-sauce-packets-you-never-thought-to-ask

>>32235048
McDonalds. Go buy a cheeseburger and leave it on the table. It doesn't rot. Just rehydrate. It's a cool experiment.

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>>32236657

Plus it's become part of many regional cuisines.

In Hawai'i its practically a State Food.

The Spam Musubi is fucking delicious.

>>32239644

That's a problem. I want a hotsauce that I can put into my MREs that last.

>>32239804
Tabasco. It's salt, vinegar, and peppers. It will last 10+ years easy. Even if it goes brown it's still good.

>>32239491

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_overload

>>32237319
Bar food of the gods. Coupla pickled eggs, fistful of stale peanuts, and about 8 glasses of Heidelberg lager is a world class dinner.

>>32239840

Sounds good, thanks.

>>32239627

You need rendered KIDNEY FAT.

Its cleanest and takes longer to go rancid.

>>32236901
>He fell for the Teflon Jew

In all seriousness, cast iron is great for general cooking, the high heat capacity makes it so that there are no hot spots on the pan, and as long as you remember to burn some oil onto it to season occasionally, it works just as well as a non stick pan for most things, plus it only gets better with age.

>>32240078

Seasoning cast iron smokes out your entire house and makes everything smell like shit

>>32240029
>Iron_overload
didn't those guys use to tour with MANOWAR?

>>32240111
If you do it outside on a grill, it's not that bad, besides you don't have to do it frequently, I pretty much only season if I start seeing exposed metal, and even that's excessive by most standards.

>>32240196

Uhhh there's not supposed to be any exposed metal on cast iron cookware

Probably "birdcat gumbo"

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Boston Brown bread, baked beans, and cans of Chowda like a proud New Englander!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0R6QO9LooI

>>32235048

Chilis, soups, beans, rices, cereals, etc.

Protein powder.

People always talk about all the hunting they're going to do in shtf, I'm just gonna shoot all of the horses everyone's gonna leave behind when they strike out.

>>32235048
Euros have eaten this for a very long time.

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>>32235048

>>32235553
>Wine sauce
No, that's fucking disgusting

>>32240864

>beets

Eat my sweaty, post-gym ass.

>>32236657
Don't knock it. It's got it's own key.

>>32240887
someone who won't eat my beetroots and lets me eat their ass. got a bf?

>>32240904

Not gay, but thanks for the offer. Means a lot, bro.

>>32236657
SPAM is a guilty pleasure of mine. Honestly never really considered the survival food factor. Now I have a reason to buy a fuck ton of spam. Thanks bro.

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>>32236461
>Flour, corn meal dry brown rice, beans, etc all in bulk

All require water and energy to cook before eating.

>>32235048
fruit cake
>stays good forever
>high energy food
>has vitamin c to prevent that scurvy
>nuts provide protein for muscle maintenance
>is cake

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>no tofu
tofu is good for shtf

>>32236657
in my culture we never eat spam, I bought it once and tried to fry it in a pan, almost gagged because it's so repulsive

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>>32241855

>>32241855
muzzy detected

>>32240196
>if I start seeing exposed metal
>>32240249

this guy must be one of those autists that uses stainless steel to scrub it

>>32238207
Been in that boat. Of course last time I was in that boat I was in Orange County, Ca. If you make it a point to stay within 5 miles of a beach you can live pretty well out there. I used to basically raid sprouts and trader Joe's for those God tier food bars.

>>32237298
You need to eat all the eggs

>>32237794
Hey man its 11pm, I forgot to buy groceries, and I haven't eaten today

Get in the car we're getting mcchickens

>>32241834
>soy
>phytoestrogens
No thanks bro

>>32235048
Almonds, energy bars and beef jerky. Tonnes of protein and energy.

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>>32238754
Thanks, Professor

>>32235531

Lutefisk is fantastic. It's our prefered christmas dinner.

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>>32235959
Those and bushes original are the fucking bomb

>>32241944

I picked up a shit ton of them from Big Lots for $4 per box. Works out to 75 cents per bar.

Its like eating a big tootsie roll except with a little bit of extra zing, its got a bunch of Vitamin C in it thats why (75%DV per bar actually, so you've got immune system stuff covered if you're eating several of these per day).

>>32241816
see above, no thanks


>>32241855
This reminds me of my disdain for Braunschwager or however its spelled.

I swear its like eating spam ground up with cardboard, tastes like cardboard flavor, like old cardboard from the attic.

My mom loved it, but then again she liked spam and bolonga too. Im glad I dont talk to that bitch anymore.

>>32240864
>>32240887
>>32241031

Im going to pretend thats jellied cranberry sauce.

Because nobody eats beets anymore unless they're crazy, beets are harvested for their sugar.

>>32235048

Love that stuff but my bowels don't.

>>32243504
Braunschweiger is legit.

>>32243530

Beets have fiber and nutrients

>>32237794
>not Hardees™/Carls Jr.™

>>32243504
>>32244311
It really is, it's also just a basically a liver pâté, which surprisingly most militaries give to their soldiers.

>>32243530
There is a difference between sugar beets and beets.

>>32243530
Well sugar beets are harvested for their sugars but red beets are pretty popular in eastern/central European cuisine.

Boiled beets + horseradish = the best blood red shits you've ever taken

>>32238603
N-no spider, we're just distracted

>>32236901

kek whats this from

>>32239557
Half of this is complete bullshit.

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>>32235155
PREYED.

>>32235889
Polonium.
Shit is TOXIC as fuck.
>have regenerative powers?
>have 10mm hollow points.
>put Polonium in, seal with wax.
>shoot faggot, watch as they die in seconds.
Science motherfuckers.

>>32237687
kipper snacks is god tier.

>>32237794
Filet o fish is and remains the best fish sandwich.

>>32237006
I seriously hope this is how most baddies are in SHTF, because even an autistic/k/ommando like me will be able to be a baddass

>group of these guys takes over local neighborhood and builds slave driven community
>guards at night all look like skelingtons, some arent even armed with rifles and carry crowbars as they make their rounds
>I see them from innawoods
>pop one or two from the trees at dusk and giggle as they scramble around a search party
>they don't find me cuz lol night and trees
>no fire because fat rolls keep me warm and 1500 cans of corned beef can be eaten cold
>next day come back, some guy walking around with a baseball bat looking edgy
>pop him for giggles
>eventually they plan to leave as the "Phantom of the Trees" haunts these woods
>set tannerite up on roads leading out
>shoot it as the biggest vehicle drives over it for a final kek
>exfil as they scramble around sobbing for some reason and try to grab katanas (?)
>one sees me and shoots
>can't hit me because he doesn't have a rear sight on his rifle
>shoot him and retreat to woods
>they search but only find my dragon dildo stash
>find qt slave grill who seeks revenge
>calmly hunt them from ~500 yards using scavenged fudd durr rifles and my AR over the course of a week
>fugg qt huntress gf in /k/ inspired tunnels everyday
>raise small clutch of molemen and grow old as they expand our burrow
I really enjoyed season 2 of this show, was very comfy. Shame how far it's fallen where even your average overweight autist could probably kill the main characters by simply not being retarded

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>>32246221
I get extra tartar sauce with mine

>>32246221
>fliet o fish
Pretty much the grossest fast food fish sandwich and that's saying something.
Burger king's big fish is an improvement in every way

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>>32246238
>>raise small clutch of molemen and grow old as they expand our burrow

keks

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>>32246532
Filet-o-fish is the best and the original

All other shady's are just imitatin

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>>32246547
RIP Blind Folk, too qt for this future

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>>32246764
Oh fuck I forgot they put american cheese on that travesty
Excuse me a moment, I need to step outside to vomit

>>32235959
Yiss. Two of this plus a rotel can plus Velveeta plus ranch packet plus one pound of ground beef equals amazingly comfy Santa Fe Chili

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>>32235048
RICE N BEANS, NIGGA!

My current stock is
>36 lbs of rice
>13 lbs of beans
>54 packages of Ramen
>10 boxes of angle hair pasta
>4 months of Prepare with CR premade food
>29 servings of Mountain House premade food
>25 cans of tuna
>25 cans of soup (9 expire next year)
>4 cans of fruit (I keep eating them for snacks)
>5 containers of spices
>10 lbs of salt
>3 jars of peanut butter
>a box (64 bars, I think) of 3,000 calorie life boat rations
>5 gallons of water
Most of this you can buy at the dollar store.

>>32247147
I forgot about my hot sauce and honey stash.

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>>32246238
>this whole rambling
>autistic fatass dreaming on taking on a whole gang of looters by himself, defeating them without breaking a sweat (would be a shame to exercise) and even to find gf, a cute one on top of that
Well, sometimes I really despise some /k/ucks

>>32247190
>implying any exercise would be needed to kill the people in this show
>implying I'm not ranting how the people in this show are so hilariously incompetent that one neckbeard autist couldn't kill theme by sitting with his waifu pillow at 400 yards and just popping them
You seem upset

>>32247147
>5 gallons of water
Enjoy dying of dehydration my dude

>>32247437
I know, but I live near two lakes and a couple streams.

>>32247190
Who hurt you, anon?

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>>32239629
Kipper snacks muh niggahhh

>>32235553
Pickled herring is a tradition for my family during deer hunting. We eat one jar the night before opening morning. The farts are borderline chemical warfare though.

>>32240078
Cast iron is shit for even heating. Copper is easily king for that.

Heat capacity has nothing to do with even heating, that is conductivity. But its capacity doe mean cast iron takes longer to heat up and holds its heat longer, so it is great for slow cooking.

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>>32235119
>be me
>drinking at bar with empty stomache
>eat massive amount of free peanuts
>next day
>OMFG i'm shitting chunky peanut butter and my asshole is bleeding
>can't even look at peanuts anymore

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Do it the old-fashioned way.

>>32250168

>soak hard tack in soup stock
>fry in fat

Heard its pretty good and makes gravy

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>>32250221
even better

>$5 of flour
>2 parts flour to 1 part water
>flatten out on baking sheets
>bake once until tanned
>cool
>bake a second time
>pack into zipper bags and keep dry

>>32250346
indeed. Civil War infantry would soak the bread in water or their instant coffee ration (which was a new item at the time) and fry it in the pork grease like a pancake

>>32243530
>Because nobody eats beets anymore unless they're crazy

Pickled beets are delicious

>>32250350
Tried making hardtack once, ended up with crackers.

>>32250350
atleast add in some salt

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>no one has posted this
The Chef will get you for this

>>32249852

Eat a whole bag of pumpkin seeds.

Green text results.

>:3

>>32236914
> I don't either
Thanks for the plan anon, I honestly don't know how I got through life before seeing this.

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>>32239629
so I'm not the only one?

I used to love pic related when i was in the desert

>>32235961
/k/omrade, you read my mind

>>32246000
motherfucker you act like this is a jame bond movie or someshit, polonium 210 is toxic because it emits alot of alpha radiation, shits just high energy helium, from the outside its relatively harmless, but inside you your cells are less hardy to that shit and they stop reproducing.

it takes like 20 days for enough of the cellular death to kill you. you would litterally kill someone faster by shooting them in the head with a fucking .22lr

>>32250879
Fish and mustard sauce is god tier. I buy herring in it.

>>32251188
you're a smart man with good taste sir

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>>32235474
>>32235961
>>32250879
I had to go and do it boys, couldn't hold out any longer

>>32239049

you can buy packets of sriracha and cholula on amazon. i think you can still get the mini bottles of tabasco too

>>32251250
PSA

this can still has some bone stragglers in it, enjoy responsibly

>>32250963
No, it's not toxic because of radiation. It's toxic chemically. Like other non-radioactive poisons are.

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>>32237451
>Gatorade jerky stew

What the fuck man

>>32236850
Shake the pan.

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>>32236657
>Tfw teriyaki spam
So good it should be illegal

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Also this shit. Who else /pa/ here? Miller's hot is made to be on a bar and people just dip their hands in to fish out a piece. This shit NEVER goes bad and doesn't need to be refrigerated after opening. I've left it out in the hot sun for days and it's been fine. Also cures hangovers

>>32247421
>>32247936
Never watched the show, but stop this embarrassing faggotry. First go reread the shit rambling this cuck wrote.
1- No lardass, you wouldn't be able to do shit, especially not killing a whole group without them fighting back
2- If you can't even succeed in our world full of comfort and commodities, don't even dream about surviving in a much harder world
>inb4 why are you so mad though
Hate those daydreaming shitstains, especially tainting a perfectly great thread. Thank every anon contributing

>>32251300
Canned salmon often has some bones left in it.

>>32251621

IT STILL STICKS LIKE GLUE.

I even oil up the pan

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>>32239072
Which large metropolitan area are you from, friend?

>>32251754
pickled meats and eggs are goat

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>>32239256
Because the HBC and NWC only operated in the Arctic. Right.

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>>32250621
Chef Boyardee! What else do you have in that bag? Fat chick?

>>32251762
Careful, this thread's salty enough already

>>32235048
>stocking food specifically for SHTF
Just keep a 2-3 week supply of shelf stable food you normally eat and some extra gas for a camping stove.

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>>32239724

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>>32243530

>Beets for sugar.
>Tastes nothing like sugar.

>>32250621
Beefroni is the shit my nigga

>>32236657
not to mention that if you're ever stranded in the desert, just unkey that shit and quench your thirst

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>>32252558
Please be trolling. I need you to not be this dumb irl

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>>32237459

I just got rid of most of my canned goods for food storage, when you start getting about a years worth just get everything dehydrated for weight. For beans get dried beans and then just get those packets of chili or barbecue seasoning when they are on sale. The few things i still have in a can is Corned Beef Hash for the High fat, Protien, Carbs and Tuna Fish.

>>32251762
Oh, so you have no fucking clue what he's even talking about then?
1. I'm sorry you're so much of a pussy you can't imagine fighting a gurella attack on a group of people. Spoiler: Rice farmers in pajamas could do it.
2. That's exactally how this show goes, there's like maybe 5 guys with guns out of "hundreds" of people, which by the way, the size of the convoy they bring in couldn't support more than maybe 50 men,TOPS! And then you have some edgy faggot walking around spewing corny shit . There is literally a part where the balck chick could've done this exact thing if learning how to hit the broad side of a barn with a fucking scoped rifle wasn't so haaaarrrd. Instead she walks into the compound and gets her gun confiscated, along with every other gun they had, but this show's gotta take some bullshit "everybody's a pussy like me" narrative I think that show just gets under his skin like it does mine

>>32247147
I had some can of soup buried for like 4 years, they don't store very well the turn into a geletin. While they are still edible and melt when heated it looks absolutly desgusting like cat food. Plus like i said before canned food has water which makes it very heavy compared to dehydrated. where I live If you have a backpackers water filter (Iodine tablets for backup) you can live forever, no need to store tons of water. I also get a plastic tub and fill it with everything needed to survive and duct tape it shut, no sneaking trail mix & jerky that way. Date it and after 5 years open it, eat it and refill.

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>>32241967
I can only eat about 6.

>>32237653
Cooking on electric isn't helping anything either. Idk the science to it shit always seems to stick with electric, never have issues cooking over a flame

>>32254268
Uuugghh, I just gagged a little reading that...

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How about some goulash? Real goulash.

>americans will never taste this

>>32237298
Fun Fact. You can hard boil eggs and put them in cold water to store indefinetly.

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>>32257503
is ghoulash just euro-stew?

>>32257252
That last part is a good idea.
But I store stuff that expires at different times (like the soup, which I eat or donate at the end of the year before expiration).
>>32257260
Stop being a bitch.
>>32257543
Neat.

>>32257503
We can eat dogfood, we just choose not to.

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>>32257543
Putting them in cold water with salt and vinegar tastes even better. (Soleier, a German party snack)

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>>32257680

>>32257551
protip: Never compare euro shit to western shit.

they WILL SPERG THE FUCK OUT when you do that

>>32257551
literally hungarian "find everything we got in the cubbard and toss it in before it rots and we go hungry for a week" potato stew.

easy open cans are a cancer and should never be purchased if you can help it.

canned food with an easy open lid can spoil.

>>32257839
Doesn't all canned food eventually spoil?

>>32250879
Sardines and kipper snacks are not the same desu

>>32251250
Canned salmon usually has the spine in it. I recommend saltines and extra sharp cheddar to go with it.

>>32257933
yeah, but i had a family sized bushes baked beans with an easy open lid, well before the expiration date it spoiled, there was like these little worm looking things at the top.

>>32257700
Those are literally just pickled eggs which takes us back full circle to >>32237298

>>32246238
No.

This is how you do it.

>find all the socially retarded Autists
>kill some zombies
>wear their flesh a la buffalo bill
>pretend to be zombies
>herd hordes into faggot normie settlements
>loot the aftermath
>repeat

It's the only solution for autists.

>>32258173
You can go town to town recruiting all the spergs.

They're the only ones that are already used to smelling like death and not showering or cleaning themselves.

Plus, the settlements might pay you to take them away, meanwhile, you can just come back in your zombie outfits and lead a horde there.

It's perfect. They can hide in plain sight.

Not to mention it's a lot more believable than a 1 man neckband guerilla army.

>>32239804
They makes powdered hot sauce.

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Is this the place to post this?
>right off screen is beer, booze, and water
>left off screen is canned chicken, ham, tuna, salmon, soups upon soups
>sauerkraut vat
>that black container with the grey top is filled with ammo
And on top of that in the room beside it I have a 300 gal water tank, and enough chlorine to keep it pure for 5 years.

>>32235048
Everyone worries about food but no one ever really talks about water. Personally I keep about 25gals of purified water in my house at all times. I'm kinda lucky in that I live by the ocean which means I can collecting condensation or try to purify sea water by harvesting the steam.

>>32258692
>Trombone on top self
This man has thought of it all!

>>32258885
What can I say? It'd be good to learn to play the trombone while I'm waiting for everyone to die of starvation in my bunker.

>>32258692
You're stocked to fuck. But if shit doesn't hit the fan tomorrow you have so much I imagine some is going to be spoiled.

>>32259100
We cycle through it; we eat a lot of canned and preserved foods. Eh it's an alright way to live.

>>32258692
Noice

>>32238331
>smoked trout
that stuff IS the shit mah boy

>>32241109
mine too, i tell my wife its survival food and we need to have it and eat it from time to time so we aren't shocked when we have to eat it to live. but i fuckin love spam, it goes great with eggs, mac and cheese, in a sandwich, with potatoes... so many ways to enjoy it.

>>32243530
i've only really had pickled beets on salads and i enjoy it, but not really sure where else or why else anyone would eat them

>>32247190
i don't go to meetups because i dont want to be in those pictures

but i would absolutely fit in those pictures.

>>32250621
hotdog sphagettios