What happens if you bring a knife to a gunfight?
>>32233958
well you might not be a part of the fight and just are watching on the sidelines some maybe nothing
>>32233958
You get shot.
>>32233958
it would be very painful...
>>32234008
For who?
>>32233958
>What happens if you bring a knife to a gunfight?
>Everybody breaks out laughing at you.
>They can't contain it, the laughter is contagious
>This diffuses the tense situation
>You're such a funny guy, they take you out for drinks
>Everybody forgets why they were having a gunfight in the first place
>You stab them all after they pass out drunk
9/10
Would bring knife to gunfight again
>>32234039
(You)
>>32233958
You get motherfucking shot!
Indy versus the sword wielding arab webm who's got it
>>32234091
>>32233958
>get into an argument
>shit gets violent
>opponent draws a gun
>you got a knife
if you're within arms reach and got at least some skills you can grab his gun and defuse the situation. if you're a good 10yd away and your opponent keeps his cool, just hope he doesn't hit something vital before you get some solid cover between you. if you're a good 10yd away and your opponent is an inexperienced retard shaking with adrenaline you can easily make 3 steps and bring him down before his finger makes it into the trigger guard.
not that i'd ever actually risk it.
>>32234115
Is this real?
>>32234239
No, it's from the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
>>32233979
Stole the words right out of my mouth
>>32234115
Is this Dishonored?
>>32233958
What if you bring a rapier and daggergun?
>>32233958
You win
https://youtu.be/js0haocH4-o
>bring knife to a gunfight
>wind up using your gun the whole fight
Honestly it's probably still worth bringing a knife to a gun fight just in case you need to open some boxes or something afterwards. Knives aren't that heavy, and they're really useful.
>>32238637
Knives aren't really deadly anymore.
>>32238182
You look like a dumbass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-326WnWwWE
>>32233958
Your kids ask mommy why daddy isn't coming home & mommy has to explain daddy was a fucking retard & got himself rekt
>>32238751
>you will look like a dumbass
Not if you poke out your enemies eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA
>>32233958
>>32233958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCsU6u74cM
If you are within arms reach when the fight breaks out you'll probably win due to maneuverability and the size of the wounds inflicted. Otherwise when the element of surprise is removed a gun is obviously a far superior weapon.
>>32238719
Try living in Glasgow then say that pal
>>32238844
No you'll still look like a dumbass. They won't see it anymore but they will remember, and any other onlookers will think "Wow, what a dumbass." before calling the cops.
>>32238785
Dammit, now wheres the version with the dancing Filipino Kali instructor?
>>32238908
I've never understood this part of the movie. Dune coons totally ok with white guy chasing other coons carrying screaming basket, totally ok with shooting fellow dune coon. But wait a fucking minute! White devil is knocking the lid off my basket?!?!?! Fuck that guy let's mob him.
Also, Cairo in the 30's and no British army uniforms in any of the shots???
>>32239248
They're moderate Muslims.