/k/ YLYL Thread

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>>32233375
>haven't had one of these in a while
>we have one every day

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Sometimes i get a boner and play with it a bit but dont release in the bathroom because i dont feel like whacking off and feeling lethargic afterwards it happens when im in bed at night trying to sleep mostly and creating a story in my mind maybe ill turn some of these into a book

last night dreamt i was investigating some old marble mansion and looked down some sort of storm drain and got sucked in by black ink next thing i know im mopping some floor along with a lot of other people and i realize theiyre from my highschool were mopping black ink and blood p and ivce got a wierd pressure in my face where my forehead meets my eyebrows it feels like a mind control thign got placed inside there and i slowly regain willpower over the implant and go to my backpack and then wake up

>>32233454
Hadn't seen the full cap before, thanks

no really ylyl, but does anyone have the rich anon with gyrojet screencap?

>>32233862
he wasn't a richfag just a lucky son of a bitch with a grand father who had really good taste

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>>32233375

>>32233454
How the heck does one dig through bedrock by hand? How did the Vietcong do it?

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>>32233375
kek

>>32233991
Won't pretend to know about earth but trees in vietnam have deep running roots that could only grow in soil deep enough to facilitate them, you can dig fairly deep there in plain dirt

It's a far cry from America where tons of land and rock are left over from ice age glacier movement, digging a hole in the east coast goes something like "dig, scoop, throw, *CLANG*,dig, scoop, throw, *CLANG* *CLANG* *stop to remove large rock*"

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>>32234092
You aren't wrong. I read somewhere that the tunnels in the iron triangle were dug in the deep clay. Rock hard when dry, so the VC did their digging and maintenance in the wet season when it was soft and workable.

>>32233380
I hope someone wrote a greentext for Rhodesia

>>32234261
Huh, I never noticed that a10's have dihedral wings

>comic portrays /pol/ as the manic one
>in reality it's /k/ that gets assdevestated by /pol/

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>>32233448

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>>32233985
That's uh. That's something.

Does anyone have the green text story about how gun magazine articles are written?

>>32233380
>Hunter 2-1 Actual

>>32233402
Underrated

Can we all just agree that mostly American libertarian pro-gun traditionalists are implicitly White? There is no reason to be explicit about our race or having an identity; all we need is our abstract philosophical principles. I like KFC and Taco Bell, so I find accusations of racism deeply offensive. In fact, I am disgusted by racists, even if we agree on everything in practice.

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>>32233465

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Dakka truck?

>>32234261
Suddenly I kind of want to fuck an a-10. This is how it begins isn't it?

>>32236512
No you're just a weirdo

Welcome

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>>32233380
Meh, feels less satire, and more wish fulfillment.

>>32233402
>not Rise of the Planet of the Apes

>>32236529
omg, is that a pic of an actual meetup?

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>>32234261
Porque no los dos?

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>>32234704

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Anyone have the screen cap of the guy shiting in the ATF toilet and not flushing?

>>32236806
Yes

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>>32233375

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>>32240717

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>>32240726

This is supposed to be a humor thread, not a rage thread

>>32240900
How aren't these funny? Especially the DDI ones?

>>32240916
They're more rage inducing

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>>32236512

>>32240648
That's pretty good, I just read Preacher a couple of months ago. Have any of the Sheriff Root "Martian niggers" pages saved?

>>32234227
lol.. nice remake.. wish I had the original still

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>>32235709
>mfw Americans call a Small Ben a "clock"
Will always be my favorite.

>>32236543
That's the move it's from

>>32233985
Are those kids

>>32233464
RIP goatbro.

>>32233826
go to >>>/x/

Bunch of unfunny shit ITT.
/k/ never fails to disappoint.

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>>32235674
>Does anyone have the green text story about how gun magazine articles are written?
As always, /k/ delivers (except on the green part)

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>>32242772
You

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>>32240704
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>>32240713
>>32240717
>You're a douche
>Your*
>No, you're

This is fucking gold.

Is this the face of new /k/?

>>32233448
>HK
>not melting

Nice fanfiction.

>>32233482
this hurts

I love these threads!!!
TOP ZOZZLE MY FRIENDS

>>32233402
And so the question "What could possibly go wrong?" is once again harshly answered "Everything, fuck you."

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>>32243123
Why does jap shit always have to look so goddamn fucking retarded. How the fuck can you suspend your disbelief when looking at that goddammn shit?!

>>32242085

Heartless bastards.

>>32243677
That mad me oddly mad ant it wasn't happening to me

>>32242823
Underrated post

>>32243123
Who the fuck wrights this shit.

I know japan makes shit up but comeon

>>32243555
>>32243582
So in the end were ayys involved or what? Don't keep me hanging here man

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Can't find one without the watermark

>>32243966
It's going to sound extremely stupid but here it is.

>apocalypse of some kind
>magic sees a comeback
>"vampires" vs humans
>vampires find helis, figure out how to fly them, don't realize how they were actually used (ie: death from above with guns, missiles and shit) and believe they are just like horses but flying
>use helis as horses
>humans use magically enchanted metal for arrow heads (because vampire flesh be though as shit yo)
>shit happens

Is not stupider than "my life with monster girls" or that other anime where various carbonated drink cans suddenly come to life as combat girls because some guys wanted to see wether tin or steel cans were better

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>>32243966
Cuz Mystified and enhanced demon alloys from hell> JASDF Helicopter flown by vampires that know fuck all about using attack helicopters

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>>32244061
Dont fuck with my waifu senpai

>>32244061
True. We have seen the female neckbeards fap to sparkling 'vampires'. How is this any worse?

>>32244096
Your waifu a shit.

>>32244061
Demonic and enchanter firearms are still used, however, I've only saw use of them by the concentration camp guards and that one adopted son of the Hiragi family so far.

>>32244096
>miia
>not suu
Do you want to know how we know you are a vanilla faggot with zero imagination?

>>32244118
Spotted the amoebasexual

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>>32233375
Thank you greatest ally! We all know those evil /polacks constantly work to meme anti-gunners into office, create content that attacks the second amendment, and labor tirelessly to censor free speech.

>>32244096
>>32244118
Shush both of you, spider a best

>>32242038
Not anymore

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>>32243633
They're never exposed to reality.

>>32243633
Seems that the nukes had a interesting effect on the local noosphere

>>32244273
They've been doing this since the early 1800's

There's an image over in the humor thread up about really old japanese doujins and lewd art, including tentacle molestation

I deleted the story, so I'll tell it again.

>I have a dream of being a drill sergeant.
>Like, I really want to be one someday. Probably never will, but that isn't the point.
>Have this dream of my cadets fucking up.
>Wait until the hottest day of summer, or the coldest day of winter to make them pay.
>Lead them out into an empty parking lot or onto a basketball court.
>I had a pile of heavy rocks, or concrete chunks dumped off.
>I have an empty dumpster in front of the pile.
>The cadets are sweating profusely/shivering uncontrollably already.
>"GOGOGOG" I scream
>Start having them heave the big rocks into the dumpster as quickly as possible.
>"WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!"
>"FASTER!!!!"
>One kid, the one you could tell joined the military because his dad made him to get him out of the basement catches the MINERALS reference.
>He dares make a Terran worker quote "I'M ON IT!" he says in a very southern accent.
>"YOU THINK YOU BOYS ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE TERRAN?!?!"
>"YOU'RE A BUNCH OF PROBES!"
>"MAKE ME SOME PROBE NOISES!!!"
>Only the kid who figured it out knows, so he starts making random beeps and knock off R2D2 noises.
>"MAKE NOISES YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
>20 or so dudes struggling to throw rocks into a dumpster, screaming "BEEP BOOP"
>I have a Simunitions gun brought out to me by another Drill Sergeant
>"OH FUCK MUTALISKS BOYS!"
>start popping shots into them
>"WORK THROUGH IT! CARRIER HAS ARRIVED!"
>The nerdy kid is trying not to laugh. So I pop him in the thigh.
>"PROBES CAN'T SMILE!"
>They finally get the huge pile of rocks all into the dumpster.
>We go run 7 miles.
>I have the best behaved recruits/cadets ever.
>I give the nerdy kid who knew about Starcraft a friend request in game and we do 2v2's.

...How do you even become a drill instructor /k/?

>>32240726

Is that guy a child or something? He's literally blaming other people for a problem he caused for himself

>>32244331
That's so autistic, I love it.

>>32244331
Sounds comfy. I don't know.

>>32244428
I mean...I love Starcraft and games in general. So any punishments I gave to anyone would also have to afford me the ability to play IRL SC2/DotA/CSGO/Total War/Verdun.

>>32244436
If I moved this idea into an enclosed space and filled the room with tear gas, would it be less comfy?

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>>32243633
>Anime about vampire helicopters vs demon longbows
>How the fuck can you suspend your disbelief

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>>32242085
yeaaaaah that totaly did not happen. im from Lithuania and serve in the military(pic related) and nothing like that ever happened

>>32243555
>>32243582
>"It was Martian niggers!"
>When /pol/ investigates the aftermath of /k/: The comic

>>32233433
>you paid 350 for your ak
>you pain 59.99 for your mosin
I came here to laugh, not cry

>>32244588
Is that hoodie standard issue?

How many farmers breed the horse?

>>32244331
Sorry to break it to you, as a drill instructor you are not allowed to show emotion or care, and definitly not connect with recruits. Your job is to break them. Or at least all i dealt with

>>32244096
Your waifu is shit and animal fucker degenerates like you belong in a gas chamber.

>>32244193

Yeah and then one retard tries to shoot a pizzeria because of bullshit /pol/ spread around.

Just wanted to say go back to /pol/ fags are the worst posters on /k/ and probably all of 4chan

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>>32244980
does it look like standart issue?

>>32245430
Wu-Tang Clan being nothing to fuck with could have made it into their combat philosophy...

Does anyone have that boy scout screenshot?

you know the one

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>>32245551
who says it's not a part of our combat philosophy:d

>>32233380
>Implying /k/ wouldn't get btfo by kebab

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>>32244193
> then one retard tries to shoot a pizzeria because of bullshit /pol/ spread around.
wait what? when the hell did this happen?

>>32245710
Sunday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38205885

>>32245710
Some guy took a rifle into a pizzeria because he was "self-investigating" Hillary Clinton's secret child slavery/pedo porn ring ostensibly being run out of the back.

Google "pizzagate" for more info. Truth is stranger than fiction.

>>32240752
its funny because he molested his daughter

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>>32233375
/pol/ is bro-tier, kys.

>>32244193
>>32245710
>>32245727
>>32245751
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2625901/

>yfw he's an actor
They're not even trying anymore.

>>32245953
So its a publicity stunt for a movie like the clowns hiding in the forest trying to kidnap people?

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>>32233465
>modern gun
Plebs

>>32240710
>I'm gonna stamp your fucking head

Amazing

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>>32245964
More like a false flag like that Richard Spencer guy claiming he's part of the alt-right or whatever and basically shut the whole thing down, since media was all over it.

The whole thing with this guy makes no sense.
>goes to investigate the Pizza place and shit
>brings a full on rifle in and starts pointing and shooting it, 0 kill count

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>>32245953
>that link
Top fucking kek

>>32245964
Yes. Hillary Clinton is starring in the contemporary remake of "Nosferatu," as the title character.

>>32245559
>wherever I am, there must I also squat

>>32245936
how dare you imply /pol/ is anything more than a bunch of stormfags, while at the same time disgracing the awesomeness of that screencap with your nigger-ness

>>32244568
This

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>>32246166
Because I'm the first post in it.

And I'm also a /pol/ac/k/.

>>32246066
>some autist believes in a cartoon frog god and some other /pol/ tier conspiracy bullshit
>acts irrationally

GEE WIZ THAT REALLY PUT THE OL' NOGGIN INTO FULL-THINKY MODE

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>>32246199
>DNC gets scared and pulls a false flag
REALLY ACTIVATES MY NEURONS

>>32246243
>It's impossible for a /pol/ tier poster to be a literal retard! it must be OBUMMER COMIN 2 TAK R GUNZ!!1

>>32245310
You can not resist the sexy DD breasted battle buddie.

>>32233464
animals of war are the best
rest in peace brave goat

>>32246018
so that's why they have black flags?

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>>32246270
>false flags totally don't exist! Haha stupid /pol/shit stop being such a conspiracy theorist the DNC would never do anything like that!

>>32246243
>it's more likely that a whole political party is conspiring against the local population instead of just some retard acting on the voices he hears after leaving his autism meds (mandatory in every american school since 1985)


REALLY MAKES MY HEAD JELLY START BOILING WITH IDEAS

>>32246323
>No /pol/ack/veteran/mentally ill person/neo-nazi/trmpster/whatever ever did a bad thing! Literally every time it happens it's a FALSE FLAG

>>32246323
> we have retards shooting up shit almost every two months
>MUST BE THE EVIL DEMOCRATS

baka

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>>32240713
>I don't want no commie caliber gun
>buys an ak

>>32246340
>I haven't kept up with any news and e-mail leaks for the past year
We get it, no need to be so obvious about it.

>>32246353
Prove what you said wrong, then we'll talk.

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>>32246374
>goes to investigate the Pizza place and shit
>brings a full on rifle in and starts pointing and shooting it, 0 kill count
>is actor
>dad is well set up as well

>>32246473
Any proof anyone posts will be dismissed as either FALSE FLAG or PROPAGANDA, so how?

>>32246501
>still won't post anything to prove his point
Sad!

>>32246516
>statement works both ways

Sad!

>>32246478
>Something About Pizza (Short)
>The Gunman
They can't make this shit up

>>32246473

>Idiots on reddit and /pol/ push for a fake news stories about chain pizza restaurants and the DNC being involved in a child sex ring
>Idiots in the news and Trump's staff pick up the story without fact checking it first to see if it was a hoax or not
>Some dipshit with a history of being stupid goes along the outrage and decides to be a sheepdawg and fuck things up

Meanwhile

>Hurr it be false flag guys!
>Durr emails proof!

>>32245647
Penis mount?

>>32246606
'Straya

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>>32246478
>dad is well set up as well
Oh yeah, he's a regular media mogul. Over DOZENS of articles in a career spanning a mere three decades, and he has written SCREENPLAYS, some of which has possibly even been made into movies.

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>>32246374

>>32246728
Fuck.YES!
As an aside, I initially though that objects mounted on the bonnet was bear traps.

>>32245668
>kidou butai.jpg

>>32246565
>fake

>>32246777
trips of truth

>>32245936
>wanting to ally with slavs against turks and arabs
Do you realize Hitler did exactly the opposite ?

>>32246799
Aaaand?

>>32235736
That's why he died

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>>32243677
I normally fry my eggs like that. Pop the yolk right before the underside is done and it runs just enough that it covers the top side.

>>32246832
And ? I'm personally against judging people for their race, but between slavs and turks, slavs are way more nigger. See their alcoholism, groundless pride, HIV rates, and so on. I don't really like turks, but at least they pretend to be civilized.

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>>32244061
>that other anime where various carbonated drink cans suddenly come to life as combat girls because some guys wanted to see wether tin or steel cans were better
I'm thoroughly confued

>>32244015
an angel and a demon gave birth to an entity that was more powerful than god and came crashing down to earth inside of a chapel killing everyone inside except for the preacher who receives the power of this entity

>>32234092
Eastern NC here, this is true. It's either this or we end up hitting a hunk of metal that turns out to be a whole car or ordinance

>>32245953
>mere coincidence

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>>32236529
Oh God I hoped the fat was a stereotype.

>>32247285
I've noticed that Northern /k/ is generally at least skinnyfat if not fit, whereas Southern /k/ tend to be the hambeasts.

>>32247371
nu uh

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>>32247379
Statistically speaking he's right you know.

>>32244101
>female neckbeards
the word you're looking for is legbeards

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>>32247436
well...
s-shut up
I'm skinny!


too skinny..

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>>32233402

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>>32244104
HOW DARE YE

>>32246166
/k/ill yourself nigger.

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>>32233482
I've seen the posh quote a lot the past week. Is this a new meme, or just an older one making the rounds?

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>>32244096
Aw yis. My heart is with another snake though. Alipheese, the original

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>>32244330
*COUGH COUGH*

>>32246353
>Every mass shooting in the last two years has been done by registered democrats, mentally Ill people, and Islamists.
>Come on you guys it can't be a conspiracy!
/k/ill yourself.

>>32235736

There was one before you, child.

>>32243677
You sick fucker.... why does this even exist!?

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>>32245567
That kid will become a great tank.

>>32244118
>Fellow Suufag
BASED

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>>32248066
Suu is ok but snek a best

>>32244588

>Rhodeisland War

>>32246066
https://youtu.be/QvhDHATSrJE

naw real talk aight? he callin dey self alright fo bout a minute now , ya herd . dat shit Hilldog wuz talkin .. bout he wuz da new KKK , dey bunch a raciss ass mutha fuckin wite bois dat be hidin wit dat anon shit yo . yall niggaz ain wanna hear dat do, yall ain even feelin a nigga from the hood do .. 100 100 100 an ya done belief a nigga yall suc muh dick

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>>32246679
Oh my God. was that all fake to be a djibouti joke or was that all, real? Or at least supposed to be real? I don't even know any more...

>>32236529
not suprised there are so many fat fucks on this board.

>>32244499
You're a big guy.

>>32248329

4 u

>>32242823
best post

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>>32245310
You know very well the real Hitler would totally have a Polt mascot in a Nazi uniform by his side.

>>32247371
It's kinda funny (im the one you replied to), because I'm actually Eastern NC, still in the hambeast area, and I've managed to keep my figure much slimmer than people around me

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>>32247463
Why do I find this the slightest (but not nearly enough) tinge of arousing...

>>32248107
>>32247509

>>32248544
What is this, a snek for ants?

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>>32248556
You know it.

>>32236291
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Was asked to screencap this from last thread, added the original story along with it

>>32248875
Thanks! Not the ne that asked but I was pissed that i didn't cap it.

>>32233415

Gosh, that really struck me in the funny bone.

>>32233375
lmfao sending this to my girlfriend even though she wont understand a damn thing

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>>32248989
Just added the little tidbit at the bottom

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>>32233862
I gotchu bro

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>>32233862

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>>32246728

>>32249088
>>32249108
>>32249131
What was the outcome of this whole debacle anyway?

>>32249358
Wasnt that a movie prop?

>>32245953

an attention whore managed to get himself named on imdb a few times before he latched on to a new plan to become famous & a hero?

nah no that's not plausible at all, it's much more likely that suicide crisis actors are recruited from the shit tier pile of imdb wananbes

>>32246079

i actually added that in myself to troll /pol/ and they still haven't figured out how to use the Wayback Machine to check his imdb profile and see that it was only recently added

fucking kek

>>32249088
>>32249108
>>32249131

How to attention whore on /k/ with the help of your family friend / boss / neighborhood collector: the post

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>>32249370
he won the court case against his greedy stepmom and kept everything, was moving onto the ranch with his GF

so happily ever after more or less

>mfw im both extremely happy for him and extremely jealous

>>32249370
Him being a happy gun owner

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETSC38L0jw

That was a fun thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tehuRrKslR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5uTo1-h20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQ4RFMYdd4
DOCTOR APOSTLE KWADWO SAFO

not even pol'ing this is just so stupid

>>32249541
>/k warns the family will descemd like vultures for the guns
>they do. Op is well prepared.

/k is pretty alright.

>>32249108
You know, I have my grandfather's revolver from his time as a state officer. Python .357, 5" barrel, 1962 I think. I've never thought to figure out what it'd be worth, any /k/ommandos know offhand?

Not that I'd ever sell it. It's worth far more to me than just about any amount of money.

>>32249653
Pythons are pretty rare, so as long as it isn't busted up or anything, it should fetch a sizable sum.

>>32249680
Nah, it's it pretty great condition. Obviously there's some wear, he carried it for most of his career. Still shoots like an absolute champ on the few occasions I've actually fired it.

Nice to know what I've got anyway, even if it's not going on the market. I'd sooner sell a testicle than that gun.

>>32249619
>fucking soccer balls stuffed with gunpowder

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>>32247436
>Tfw used to be part of obese stay for RI
>Tfw overweight, well on my way to normal
Dropping these first 30 lbs was one of the easiest things I've ever done, and it eludes me as to why more Americans don't make the minute lifestyle changes necessary to be healthier.

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>>32233375
>In reality.

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>>32233985
holy fuck the one in the top middle at the end

>>32247436
>blue shades not used at all

USA USA USA!

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>>32249591

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>>32248533
Cause you could fit your head up there and lick the walls.

>>32244217
>You will never climb the sides of buildings and scare assholes with your spider waifu

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>>32250164
Stop it, that doesn't help my situation.

>>32245559
Fucking slavs
>Vasiley comrade we hear of camera taking picture
>Genius idea Ivan you squat in picture
>They will of see me
>Not if in ground of back

>>32246728
>Yuo see Ivan when car of looks like tank
>Enemy not sure of wat do

>>32250332
Anyone have that IR camo pic that makes a tank look like a car?

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You know what, might as well contribute, dumperino incoming

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>>32250597

>>32244821
Ha! I got my nugget for free.

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>>32250646

>>32250657
Ha, got my early model Type 38 and colt 1903 for free!

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>>32250661

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>>32250693
<----Guy looks like Jim Carrey

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>>32250709

>>32250709
>my best zergface impression.jpg

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>>32250722

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>>32250731

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>>32244096
>tfw no snekgirl gf to choke you with her tail and pat your head
ending it now fampai

>>32247504
The latter

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>>32250816

>>32233448
>Antikytheran clockwork internals

10/10

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>>32250829

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>>32250868

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>>32250881

>>32233375
god I hate pol and drumpfkins almost as much as I hate guns
t. liberal

>>32250683
You are both faggots. A Slovenian guy paid me 25€ to take his M2 Browning.

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>>32250886

>>32250895
okay... explain this

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>>32250901

>>32250459
>Obligatory weapon to surpass metal gear

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>>32250922

>>32240679
>>32240689
>>32240693
It's almost like matv2099 does their customer support.

>>32250913
Shitposting, familia.

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>>32250968

>>32250968
Hey, if it's stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid.

>>32250989
Reminds me of than one guy who's cousin fucked up a cactus while drunk in the desert, screaming about "zipperhead fucking jungle-niggers"

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>>32250968
>>32250996
>Tacti-turtle

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>>32251035

>>32250968

>tactical diaper

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>>32251060
>/k/ goes to the beach

>>32251088
And image limit reached. well great...

>>32251088
Holy fuck I love that movie

>>32251035
When was Jake Gyllenhaal in a ww2 flick

>>32250693
I've been looking for this picture. Thanks!

>>32245772
This post was funnier

>>32251060
Wtf

>>32251060
>ThisIsMyBoomstick.gif

>>32243555
>>32243582
Thanks. The best one was during the Arseface backstory as he drunkenly shot into the night sky ranting about Martian niggers, which might have actually been multiple scenes.

>>32251602
Sure thing. The last time I used it was when someone asked how I would get a T-72 into an american port

>>32250750
why has god abandoned us?

>>32251088
holy fuck.

sauce for anyone interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8

>>32252151
>thinks sauce is needed
Found the underage