Honestly. How many 22lr rounds would it take to drop this guy?

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>>32232742
It would be extremely painful for him

1
Shot placement

>>32232742
1 or 2.

He's going to stop doing whatever he's doing the instant that first round hits him. He'll fold, then you can walk up and dome him.

>>32232896
Anddddd /thread

I wouldn't trust a .22 on his thick skull so I would just mag dump into his neck and mouth area.

>>32232742
Just shoot him in the dick

>>32232742
Ain't nothin protectin his balls hombre.

Lookie. We have a SEAL sniper over here >>32232946

>>32232939
>I wouldn't trust a .22 on his thick skull

even a 22short would fell him. as a rule of thumb, if it goes through one inch of quality plywood, it goes through skulls.

>>32232967
Steroids cause your testicles to go back up the inguinal canal, and once they're up there they are behind the pelvic bone.

>>32233158
>implying Rinse Panama takes steroids.

You literally just have to take 10 scoops, c'mon

>>32232967
good luck hitting those shriveled up things that probably havent come down out of his pelvis for years

>>32233110
I was shot in the face by a .22 Lr and it bounced off my cheekbone and went through my soft palate and into my throat. I've posted the pics on here many times. While it's true that a .22 COULD go through someone's skull, there's also the chance it would do what it did to me and just bounce off.

>>32233179
>10 scoops
What kind of slack jawed faggot are you?! Unless you start take 15 scoops you'll never transcend humanity.

>>32233158
He wishes he used 'roids.

He just shoots up on synthol all day, erreyday.

>>32233609
Pics?

>>32233179
They only put two scoops in my raisin bran tho.

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>>32233655
>>32233692

>>32232742
Why do his eyes look so feminine

Is he wearing fucking mascara

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>>32233655
>>32233692
>>32233713
And this one is a month after getting shot. Pic was at the eye exam place which are why my eyes are so dilated

>>32233179
15, NO 40 SCOOPS

>>32232742
if u shoot him 4 times in the abdomen with a .22lr he will bleed to death in less than 10 minutes
>or shoot him in the brain once.

>>32233715

Is he wearing a fucking eyeliner?

>>32233829
how does one shoot in the brain

>>32233866
usually with a gun

>>32233609
The fuddlores are true

One, if you don't mind waiting

>>32233609

What's the story behind that one?

>>32233966
Someone at the range negligent discharged. Anyways, I'm going to sleep. If this thread is still alive when I wake up for work in a few hours I'll greentext it.

>>32234015
how rich are you now?

>>32234015

Yeah I'd like to read that. I'm pretty terrified of that when the range gets busy. Good thing it wasn't anything higher caliber.

>>32233609
I have seen what 22lr can do to a human skull and if the target is close enough and the projectile is traveling perpendicular to the skin surface it will penetrate the frontal bone and into the brain.

>>32233609
>chance
Shot again.

>>32233692
>>32233713
Which reminds me, I haven't listened to Remix and Repent in years.

A girl I knew had a close friend of hers die in her arms from 1 single 22lr which hit an artery. Huge 6'5 guy 280lbs . Happened in spokane wa

>>32233692
>>32233713
>>32233742
Fucking hell. You got shot in the goddam face, m8. While you look fine post gunshot, are you bummed you don't have a badass scar for stories at the bar? why did you get shot?

>>32233665
>most underrated post

>>32234306
>in her arms
>not applying pressure instead of trying to hug a bullet out

>>32232742
is that chris christie photoshopped onto a body builder?

>>32232742
Most shots you try to get in the "bulls eye" when you shoot paper targets.

>>32233742
Anon = god

>>32232742

25. Which coincidencely is how many can fit in a bx 25 clipazine for a 10/22.


Magdump the fucker

>>32232880
He's a big guy

>>32233692
>>32233713
>>32233742
>>32234015
Jesus fuck that's badass dude. I would like to hear this story.

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>>32234575
>women
>being even remotely competent in an emergency situation
pick one

>>32232742

A single 2 mm Kolibri bullet will be enough.

You only need to wait until his muscles emptied of thier synthol.

>>32233742
Nigger you said it was a .38 in another thread b4

>>32234703

For you.

>>32234723
He literally told you the story, someone ND'd into his face, he went to the hospital and now is fine.

>>32234754
Used to be they were married and had to deal with stiching up thier retarded kids, darn useless coozes these days.

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OP here. Jesus Christ you guys r faggots. I am asking a legit question about 100% natty muscle stopping bullets and all you retards can talk about is shooting him in the eye. How many does it take!!!?

>>32234780
>darn
What that language, sir.

>>32234802
Go shoot a ham and see what happens. I don't know what to tell you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NJqPbGXw-nE

>>32232742
How much muscle does he have on his face?

>>32232742
1

>>32232742
One in the bollocks.

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>>32232896
second post best post

>>32232742
depends on where he's hit, what the bullet design is, and at what range senpai.

To the back of the headat point blank, through the eye socket, through the ear canal, just one would do the trick. To the meaty (read: non-artery) parts of the legs it would take dozens of rounds if he was mentally inclined not to be incapacitated before he became physically unable to pose a threat.

>>32234015
Did you sue them into oblivion?

>>32234306

Bremerton fag here. I remember reading that shit in the paper.

>>32232901

Not necessarily. Those guys are so pumped up with roids they probably can't feel anything in those muscles.

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>>32232742
>Stupid /k/ niggers saying 1
Men have been shot upwards of 10 times and still been combat effective for minutes afterward.
In my city alone a man was 12 gauge-d in the HEART and still managed to kill 1 cop and injure another before dropping.

>tldr: every law enforcement and military instructor will tell you to mag dump into your enemy because you cant trust that adrenaline wont keep them up long enough to analize you before they drop.

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>>32233692
>>32233713
>>32233742

That's legendary status. 'Cept you didn't snipe out the most people.

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>>32235355
It doesn't matter if they feel anything if the muscles are destroyed and nonfunctional. That's just a reflavor of the old cop tale about PCP making dindus unkillable and able to fling cars around with one hand. It's absolute bullshit.

Between 1 and infinity depending on your shot placement.

>>32236152
Neither did jew face, just propoganda m8

>>32236115
"would" and "reliably would in varied circumstances" are completely different concepts

One dragon dildo

>>32234015

I'd like to hear the story too anon. Idiots at ranges scare the shit out of me.

>>32232979
>needle dick detected

>>32232896
Bullshit, it would bounce off his skull.

>>32232946
Calm down Chris Kyle, we're not all snipers here.

>>32232742
1.

aim for the eyeball.

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>>32233742
mfw we have a T-800 posting here

If that dude was on PCP you could dump an entire clip into him and it wouldn't do jack shit. That guy would rip you in half and shove your daisy rifle right up your ass

>>32236115
>what is the head
dumb as fuck, don't post here ever again

Why do you think most cops ditch their service revolver after a few years in the field? Its cause 9mm don't do shit.

>>32233158
Thus eliminating your biggest weak point. I see nothing wrong here.

>>32237195
Infertility due to heat if you keep them there for too long. You can actually push them up there manually if you like. I do it to fit into tight panties. It does NOT feel good.

>>32232742
SHOOT ME IN THE ARMS TO CONFUSE THE MUSCLES
RIGHT BABE!!??

>>32234802

Kys nerd

>>32237569
Careful brah he slapboxes retards you might be next

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>>32232939
Retard.

.22 would enter his skull and bounce around creating more damage. He'd be dead in seconds

>>32232896
>implying shooting Affluent Piano in the brain would hinder him in any way
>implying Opulent Clavichord's heart isn't an impenetrable mass of scar tissue from decades of drug abuse.

>>32237594
pretty much this.

>>32233742

You said it was .38 spc in the other thread

>>32237594


LOL

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>>32234015
not this anon but i remember his story. ill do a loose summary for you assholes until he wakes up and posts his authentic version

>>32233966
>>32234072
>>32234084

basically the anon was out shooting at the range. there was some guy there who brought his gf shooting. cant remember if he saw the bitch shoot the ceiling and decided to leave or just was done shooting. anon was packing his shit up on a table behind the line of fire when all of a sudden he felt like he got punched in the face. he said he knew immediately what happened when he looked up and saw the retard bitch with the pistol pointed in his direction and he could start to taste blood and feel it running down his face. he said he went to a bathroom to try to inspect the wound, he didnt think it could be that bad since he wasnt dead and was walking around. he said a lot of people were following him and everyone was freaking out. i cant remember if he got a chance to look at the mirror but he said basically he finally blacked out and the next thing he knew he woke up on a helicopter he was being evac'd on. thats when he knew shit was real. anyway after he had surgeries and shit, he got better. he never sued the people, i forgot why. i remember pressuring him to do it, i think he said the bitch got arrested for negligence/manslaughter and the judge let her off with a warning because she cried in court. i still think he should sue the fuck out of her and the boyfriend, hope he does it. also the range, if they are a private range with officers and staff. clearly someone wasnt doing their job. range officers need to watch noob shooters like a hawk for exactly that reason. i think the gun he got shot with was a ruger mark series target pistol

to this day anon doesnt shoot if noobs or retarded bitches are on the range. i dont blame him, i also stereotype and judge people shooting on the range and if i think they are a liability i just leave

>>32237287
>Tight panties
>panties

I forgot I was on /k/ for a second here.

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>>32237785
That's my girl remy

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>>32232742
idk why you wanna kill rich piana. he already got fucked over for a green card form his last girl, and he seems nice enough.

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>>32237785
How the fuck is that a neg discharge? That sounds like she decided to see if it was loaded by pointing at someone and pulling the fucking trigger. Christ anon when you wake up in the morning and read this, consider taking legal action if you still can (although I doubt).

/anger

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>>32234802
Good luck OP

>>32237951
more?

>>32238096
keep the thread alive so he can post his full version. but yeah i remember being mad about the same thing. he did say she faced charges in court, but somehow she got out of them

>>32233742
Story of how you got shot

>>32234575
>>32234306
Poor guy died in the friend zone

>>32238096
But why wa the guy in the firing like

Maybe the woman wasnt aiming well and accidemtly shot him but yeah still really bad

>>32234802
>100% natty muscle
kek

>>32237614
my sides

>>32239285
Bait?

>>32237785
I remember the shot in the face anons story now. You got it, anon. I still can't remember why he never sued but you jogged my memory when you said she started crying in court and the judge gave her the pussy pass. Fucking crazy, and these cunts bitch and moan about equality.
>>32238096
Too bad anon didn't shoot her.

>>32236723
>several men shot in head and survive to tell of it
>people have whole chunks of head taken off and survive
>WHAT IS A HEEEADSHOTTTT ITS A 22LRRRR

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>>32233713
What's the tat on your pec mean?

>>32234770
fucking this. You said some woman did it to you and was too poor to sue or whatever.

>>32232742
story time. My grand father was a small town sheriff back in the 1960s. There was a black friend of the family who was attacked in his home and shot five times in the abdomen with 22 ( no idea if lr or short). After killing the attacker with just his hands he made a ham sandwich and then called for help. My grand father got to his house first. Checked if the bleeding was under control and then got the story. Then he asked why he made a ham sandwich before calling.

Reason; he hated hospital food and did not feel his life was in danger at that point. He was 6'5 and 400 pounds btw.

>>32241540
>Reason; he hated hospital food and did not feel his life was in danger at that point. He was 6'5 and 400 pounds btw.
You just know that ham sandwich was some thick slices of hickory smoked ham with a few pieces of Kraft American on Wonder bread. Washed down by a Colt .45 or Schlitz.

>>32239127
Her names remy lacriox see for yourself

>>32233742
>>32233713
>>32233692
Anon delivers

>>32233866
Through the eyes

>>32233110
my uncle was shot in the head with a .22lr it scrambled his brains

>>32234754
Explain er nurses nerd.

>>32238139
The transition into a Gears of War character begins.

>>32239559
>tat
looks like we have a stormfront fag stylized SS and tree of life on shoulder

>>32237785
Thanks for posting my story anon. That is pretty much what I was going to greentext. I did get to the bathroom and look in the mirror but there wasn't much to see. A small hole under my eye that wasn't even leaking blood. All of the damage was internal. I was in the bathroom for about two minutes trying to figure out if the bullet had ruptured an artery in my neck. I felt where I got shot and it felt like jello with bone fragments so I knew I had a broken cheekbone and eye socket.

I passed out about 9 minutes later sitting on a bench surrounded by people. Woke up once in the ambulance and told them my info such as my name and birth year. Passed out again. Woke up in the Heli and they were all surprised. They had given me the stuff that knocks you out for surgery. I woke up once more inside the hospital when they were moving me onto a table and then blacked out again.

As for why I couldn't sue it was because she was on government aid. They basically told me she had no money I could get from suing her.

That's basically it. Also there is another anon that uses my story and says I was shot by a .38. That isn't me. I was shot by a Ruger Mk ii .22. I'm making a trip to only use when talking about my story. Anyone else that posts it without the trip is just an imposter.

>>32241540

Ammo back in the 60's concerning 22lr was pretty piss poor. A 22lr is still very lethal.

>>32241782

She can still get severe punishment. At least in my country, you could sue her and even if she has no money now, if she ever gets a job, money will be deducted from her pay.

>>32241857
Eh, when 3 lawyers tell you it's not worth it I tend to listen. The judge said I could apply for some victim program that would help pay the bills if need be. I hit my premium though so I only had to pay around $1,000 in medical bills.

>>32236115
I remember a story where some humonguos man was overboard on alcohol and some hard drugs and he managed to take I think five .38 specials to his body and two to his head before he died. First .38 did not kill him which was why second one was needed.
But even if shot placement is good there is still those one in a million chances where bullet hits some vital place but it does nothing. I've read many stories of some WW2 vets who have bullets capsuled in their lungs, stomach or even heart if one story holds truth.

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The Army has done a ton of research on this
I'm sure 38LC is hotter than .22lr

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.22lr is still very lethal at close range. This is the ballistics gel test for a .22lr however, this is out of a Ruger 10/22.

.22lr isn't a preferred round, but it's still very lethal for self defense. It always comes down to shot placement to be brutally honest.

>>32234802

we already told you it takes one.