ripping off ammo scalpers thread

>>32225039


i offer them an ounce of gold coin for every $1000 they are asking, because i'm hunting the big game- the huge stashes.

they take it every time. they google the words on the coin on their shitty smartphones and their eyes get big and they hand over the ammo. they don't even crack open the plastic protectors over the coins, which come standard when you order fake gold coins off the darknet. i pay $200 for a krugerrand that would pass at a jewelry store (good gold plating, sintered tungsten base) and $35 for one that fools an ammo scalper.

i have very close to two million rounds of 22lr now (not to mention the 9mm and 5.56 i've picked up for personal use), my original goal was to get it at the equiv of one cent per round but i've done so well that i can't even name it, i've had an enjoyable roadtrip (tinder plus is worth it) and i have ruined many many neckbeards. in the end, there can only be one neckbeard- me.

and someday i will stop my hunt and open a gun range where people can buy 22lr for their kids and use a scoop and scale like in a grocery store where you buy bulk peanuts. and then i will be satisfied.

>>32225049
>>32225039
What kind of weird specific supervillain shit are you on OP

>>32225070

I do it because I can

>>32225070
They call him El Scalpo, The Ammo Nigger
And he is the troll we need, and the one the fudds deserve.

If this is remotely real I'm laughing my ass off. OP do you have any proofs?

>>32225039
Great time to buy a 22.

>>32225039
>>32225049
God speed anon, keep doing the /k/ube's work.

>>32225134

i will post proofs at the end

remember my name

i am EL SCALPO DE SCALPOS

Tungsteno para plomo

>>32225141
Will it get cheaper here in Canada too?
>Plz trump.

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Post proof with pic related, lest we forget

>>32225039
bump

Proof

El bumpo

Free bump, this thread has potential

>>32225049
top kek, godspeed robin rimfire

>>32225049
I hope those are recently minted Krugerrands, OP. Hate to tar your image with the brush of Apartheid.

>>32225039
First there was Yard-Shit Nigga on /co/, now El Scalpo on /k/. It's shaping up to be a good week.

Good job OP, I hope you are real but even if not I was amused.

>>32228401
>Yard-Shit Nigga on /co/
Link pls

>>32228457
>Link pls
This

>>32228457
>>32228574
>>>/co/88175067

>>32225039

please come to colorado

>>32225049
Just remember.
1 man - 1 range day - 1 brick.
You need to get enough of it.

>>32228604
>>32228574
>>32228457
>>32228401
They deleted his posts! Thank goodness for real-time archiving: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/88175067/

>>32225039
You are insane, I like it.

pls be real

>>32225039
Robin Rimfire!

OP you are a glorious madman

pls be true

Good writing op, entertaining as fuck to read.

>>32225049
>two million rounds of 22lr
lol

>>32225039
>at each new destination i use my enterprise preferred customer card, rent a nice suv, and drive to visit people who i have made arrangements with. i have also been trolling each person with insulting text messages from local numbers to them, scam emails, and threats for 'ripping off fellow shooters' so by the time they meet with me they feel so relieved they don't even check.

I've been doing this shit on Armlist for years. Can't say I've taken my shitposting across state lines, though. I hope your story is real, anon.

I didn't think to cash in on the panic ammo sales, I've just been cashing in on holiday desperation. I bought an Aimpoint CompM4 and Aimpoint 3x magnifier for $300 each. $1,600 worth of optics for $600.

>>32231203
Nice.

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I want to believe

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>>32225039
>>32225049
El Scalpo, if you need an actual liberal to teach you how to talk like one, I'd be happy to coach you.

Firstly, if you're handling a gun, do it wrong and act like you're painfully aware of that. Be apologetic about it. And nervous about even handling the bullets. Really just act like a newbie gun owner. If the seller is black and he tries to shake his hand, go for the fistbump, then back to handshake when he goes to fistbump.

Good luck, may its immortal vertex smile unto you.

>>32234043
>If the seller is black and he tries to shake his hand, go for the fistbump, then back to handshake when he goes to fistbump.
Painfully accurate depiction of liberal cuck whitey

>>32225039
Wouldn't all the savings you are getting be completely cancelled out by having to rent vehicles and waste gas?

>>32234214
supervillains have no concept of such worrying things as operating costs

>>32234214
If what he's saying is true, he's getting the ammo for fractions of a cent per round.

If he turns around and sells it for current market price, even with the expenditures he's in the black.

Not to mention all the random road trim. Floozies make the world go round.

>>32225039
I love threads like this.

.22 hoarders need to burned alive.

>>32225049
>200 dollar forged Kruger rand
>fooling a jewelry store
Lol, no.

>>32234298
>If he turns around and sells it for current market price, even with the expenditures he's in the black.
Wouldn't that make him become the very thing he set out to fight?

OP, do you feel like a hero yet?

>>32234437
>didn't read the part where he says he'll open a range and give out ammo for free to people teaching their kids to shoot

>>32225039
I just go to armslist and email them as follows

I'll give you 25cpr for the xm193
#MAGA
#TRUMPPRESIDENTNOW

Post proof

>>32225039
Still fucking pissed ammo prices are dropping.
I spent $35,000 on 22 alone for this fucking election and now I'm set to take a 5 figure loss.
Fucking bullshit

>>32235995
You are lying

>>32225039
pics or it didn't happen

>>32236087
He might not be.
Some guy posted pics of a PILE of ammo he bought on election night
He was panicing that trump might win.
I wonder what all happened with that...

>>32236214
If it is real and not a joke he probably killed himself and the ammo went into either an incinerator or some cop is pretty happy with his stash now.

I've been seeing 22lr going for as little as $.05-.03 a round. Good times for ammo buyers.

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>>32225049
>buying ammo off Fudds with fake gold coins
I wonder if that would work with regular old guns. The idea of buying thousands of dollars worth of firearms with >$200 worth of fake gold is making me pic related.

Funny story OP. Post a picture of 1m rounds.

Oh wait this is just pretend.

>>32236583
Federal crime, do not fuck with Jews and thier gold

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>>32225039
>>32225049

>What are things that never happen for $200 Alex?

>>32231203
>I've been doing this shit on Armlist for years. Can't say I've taken my shitposting across state lines, though. I hope your story is real, anon.

No one wants your scuba gear, Dave.

>>32236819
Fuck you I'd trade a generic AR for $2000 in scuba any day

>>32235995

El Scalpo here, you're probably just pretending but your suffering makes my dick diamonds

>>32236607
have a thin line to walk between providing proof for my national tour of shenanigans, and providing something that would be referred to as "exhibit a" or 'the confession"

>>32234412
lol yes chinks have upped their game significantly, theres 1/10th ounce of real gold plating on the $200 fakes

there are many tests it would still fail but it would pass so many of the easy ones id give myself even odds, if i were a dumb fuck enough to try to get caught by selling to a jewelry store

i have had one ammo hoarder 'test' my coins

guess what he did

he used this plastic card where you slide the coin through at various angles and it tells you that it is real if it makes it through

i shit you not.

>>32234267
this plus so far this is being an acceptable vacation cost/benefit wise

>>32237263
Just time stamps of pallets of .22 would be enough

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>>32225127
>They call him El Scalpo, The Ammo Nigger

Lost my shit.

>>32238020
Bump for ammo pic

>>32229033
>>32229005
>>32228786

he's prolly gonna get shot

>mfw he gets a 10 round mag of .22lr plugged from a ccw

>>32238469

they can't shoot him, he has all their ammunition

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>>32236383
>.03 a round
WHERE

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>>32236583

Oh look. It's fucking nothing. El bitchnigga

>>32238680

>implying that if he posts any proof you niggers wouldn't immediately try to get it to the authorities

>>32238727
> implying taking a photo of canisters labeled .22lr admits to committing a crime across multiple state lines with people who never exchanged names information, and would have no way of knowing this person did what they did

Goshspeed you mental sonuvabitch.
>Mosin 1:9 And now, I pray you, beseech thy /k/ube that he will be gracious to us: …

>>32234437
He is either going to die a hero or live long enough to become the villain!

>>32239606
He's our hero because he's a villain.

>>32240000
He's nothing because this shits fake.

>>32240000
Quads confirm.

Praise Kek

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>>32225039
You glorious bastard

Tangent:
This is exactly what I said would happen during a "habbening" with all these retarded prepper fudds and their obsession with 1/10th of an oz gold chips, krugerrands, copper slugs, etc. Why buy a $1000 gold coin when you can buy 10 chinese copies of a gold coin for the same price. Cletus with his coin tester and gold scratchoff kit is too greedy and stupid to whip out a water displacement tank and a powerdrill to actually definitively test gold.

>they all talk a big game about how they'll test the gold and how everyone who will trade them bullets and food will be able to tell real from fake and be willing to trade beans for bullion. All a retarded "Linds victoria"esque pipedream

Gold and silver as anything but a physical way to smuggle wealth out of a collapsing country/currency is stupid and in an apocalypse you'd be Goy'd hard in direct trade (krugerrands for a can of beans.jpg), but it will be worth less than nothing when the fakes flood the market and start to get revealed. Guys like you are exactly why no one will except precious metals as a trade good

>>32240356
Green coffee, alcohol and tobacco, that is what most trade will take part in if you don't want to get mixed up in drugs. 2 years after a collapse amd all the coffee's gone stale or brewed people will suck your dick for a decent cup of joe.

>>32240458
>post SHTF
>not growing poppies

>>32240356
This.

Where we at on proofs?

>>32242308
We may never get them. It was a good thread anyways.

>>32225228
History must be recorded, but I feel this will be a legend passed on for generations.
We can say we saw it. We were there when El Scalpo served the justice that was needed in his nice looking, yet affordable suit and rental car. Many years from now when we walk past the scoop&scale at our local gun range with our grand children, we can look with a tear in our eye to the parking lot, hoping to catch a glimpse of a Hertz sticker on the back of a Hyundai Sonata.
Your grandson will ask, "Papa, why do you cry? Didn't we win the election in 2016?" You look to the little tyke and tell him, "A hero won the election, little Donald. A hero that took our 22lr back from those who would have seen us go without.

didn't real