humor thread

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>>32224603
Okay

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from the GWG thread earlier

fucking lol

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>>32224603
In at the ground floor. Alright alright alright...
>inb4 some tripfag sans complains about a humor thread

>>32224634
fucking humor thread

>>32224629
The sad part is she'd be crazy hot if she were thin

>>32224644
I said sans trip. That means without you impostor

>>32224655
>she

I think it's some sort of mammal, doesn't look human.

>>32224672
Zoom in on just the face. You'll see. She's a lapband away from me giving her a one man gangbang

>>32224672
Humans are mammals, you dope.

>>32224629
That butter golem isn't a gril.

It's a subhuman freak.

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>>32224831

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>>32224909
>>32224848

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>>32224904
You're trying to tell me, if she wasn't 200lbs lighter, that you wouldn't do your absolute best to fuck the taste out of that mouth?

>Inb4 another thread is ruined by the hunter army

>>32224996
Once a ham always a ham.

It's subhuman with no self control. Why would I put my dick in trash??

Be less desperate.

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>>32224961

>>32224969

>>32225121

/k/ubists in space. I love this so much.

>>32225240
>>32225058
not /k/ related

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>>32225016
Might be clear for now.

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>>32224831
>00 buttshot

There was a fairly recent post about how nerf guns are becoming increasingly realistic, and one guy greentexted a scenario about raising his kid to be a "little operator" trained to kill Osama

Did anyone else screencap it? My HDD died.

>>32225372
only thing worse than screencaps that everyone has seen is screencaps from a fucking phone.

kill yourself.

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>>32225399
How about you go whinge yourself inside out somewhere else?

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This technically counts as /k/ related, since she's using the dog as a weapon, right?

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>>32225265

>>32224996
200 lighter? That bitch is 400+, easily

>>32225053
>Why would he put his dick in trash
>Implying he puts his dick in anything

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>>32225320

>>32225016
>elevated
Fixed that for you

>>32225547
What arcane sorcery is needed to banish you permanently?

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Not really /k/ related, but still pretty funny.

>>32225471
Fucking kek

>>32225569
>Not /k/ related
>In /k/ humor thread

Bruh

>>32225564
The inexpensive kind, there's a lot of me

>>32225564
We need a magical being called a "mod" mods haven't been since Moot was still the supreme God

>>32224890
what in the hell?

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If anyone remembers the Victoria Let's Read threads... Pic related.

>>32225783
Apparently the black guy kidnapped some girl and held her in his basement as a rape-slave, and when she escaped he decided to go shoot up the local police station before they could come for him. Also, the shotgun was apparently loaded with bird shot.

I heard this from someone else on here, so it could be wrong.

>>32225265
sink basins are great weapons. They're hard and produce an lovely BONK noise on contact. We need more musical weapons.

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>>32225016
You rang?

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>>32224642
>mfw this actually happened.

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>>32224603
OP's pic kinda gave me a little bit of feels.

>>32224813
that man is a hero.

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>>32225588
Stop pretending to be me or I'll tell on you!

>>32225016
>tfw i started the hunter meme

bow down faggots

>>32225058

Fuck off, Austin

>>32226201
what the FUCK!?!?!? DID THAT JUST FLING OUT ITS ASSHOLE?

>>32226138
Fuck that one was a good read.

>>32226240
no it was pushed

>>32226240
welcome to real life.

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>>32224969
Best in thread.

>>32226236
Who?

>>32226210
Fuck off I started it!

>>32226304
No, I am Spartacus

>>32226355
i dont get it

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>>32224655
does this reinforce your opinion or crush it?

>>32225602
I kek'd

>>32226483
this is a blueboard faggot
take that shit to >>>/m/

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>>32224909
topkek

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>>32226049
You bet your sorry wehraboo ass it happened.
Char B1 Bis is best tank, Germany can't even compare.

>>32226707
is it just me or is that turret bent to shit

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>>32225519
I'd do her at 200

>>32226483
I'm thinking. Her face still is pretty good. I'm not into fat chicks, but the first image showed some potential

>>32225041
Now that was a good read

>>32226483
You know what, I stand by it. Because she wasn't super hot, she can't be as narcissistic

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>>32225450
I've actually managed to just about completely mitigate the recoil of my Nugget by doing what I call a "Stalingrad" modification. Who knew burlap worked so well for recoil reduction and general grip?

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>>32224831

>>32226832
it looks cool but I take my stock off when I clean the bore, and I'm sure that's a huge pain in the ass with all that wrapped around it.

>>32226201
I sure hope that rabbit was dead before that.

>>32226483
Not as crushed as whatever she's sitting on.

>>32224642
The Germans were using 20mm cannons at the time right?

>>32226904
that's a bed
I wouldn't mind being that bed

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>>32225639
>>32225650
>>32225663
This is why I love you /k/
My inheritance consists of a 4-digit serial number colt 1903 with original box, papers, and ads

>>32224614

Noguns here, I really hope this is true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZr7XkFZJcw

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>>32226946

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>>32225547
leave

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>>32225815

yeah that is about it, it was in Detroit

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>>32226883
I never felt the need to take the stock off for cleaning after I did the initial complete strip of cosmoline and grime. I can clean all that gets dirty perfectly fine like this

>>32226888
Nah he's good

>>32225475
Somebody needs to make a version of this but with
>Hunter 3-1 Actual

>>32226176
No you

>>32226201
Is it going to be okay?

>>32226201
>this kills the rabbit

>>32225471
SOMEBODY FUCKING HANG THAT BITCH, SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT.

>>32227007
Y-you too

>>32227892
We used to but then in the 60's they got all mad about it

>>32227926
Yeah well, we don't have to tell anyone about that bitch

>>32225471

People like this need to be shot in the back of the head.

One day I'll do it. One day I'll create SAD (Special Animal Division) and do what others will not.

>>32227967
ARF (animal rescue force)

>>32226946
Just recently began building my cabinet with 4 firearms atm.

I really do feel a bit happier for some reason. Shooting is exhilarating.

>>32227967
You should have seen what got posted in the patch general thread a few hours ago.
>gif of some sick fuck feeding a live puppy to a python
>another post with pictures of some fucker raping a german shepherd

They both got b&, tho.

>>32227986

Sounds better, I think. I want to do it. I'm going to start volunteering at the humane society soon and I'm going to make it a reality.

>>32227991

Disgusting. People that abuse animals need to seriously be shot.

>>32227665
No u

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does anyone have the SAS pizza green text?

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>>32224614
fixed version

anyone got that one green text story about guys in basic burying a rat and holding a funeral for it or something

>>32228394
>not snoop lion

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>>32226201
>>32226049
When I saw the jpg, I contemplated looking it up on snopes or youtube or something.
Then I saw the gif. And I knew what it was. And I knew it would be gross. I knew it would be real.
But I watched it anyway.
And it was gross. And it was real.
I'm impressed, amazed, grossed out, and I completely ruined my libido for the evening.

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>>32226933
last i saw of the /k/ing of /k/, he was going to talk to the executor of the will and his father's attorney to keep his mom? (stepmom?) from fucking shit up.

to the archives!

http://4archive.org/board/k/thread/29604631
http://4archive.org/board/k/thread/29201920

>>32224996
She'd still be 300 pounds...

>>32226201
like a tube of toothpaste, holy hell

>>32224629
no discipline with her trigger or her fork

gay thread

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Does anyone have that screencap of Israeli tank driving fuckups?

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>>32229058

>>32224629
THICC

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>>32229067

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>>32229077

>>32228637
Pouring without looking... That guy was right. Their infantry is the best on the planet.

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>>32225201

>>32224629
This gave me many boners.

anyone got the atf honeypot greentext?

>>32228080
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>32226051
What handguard is that?

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>>32226201
>deep desire to watch it but don't want to see it

>>32224961
>Para español, oprima número dos
I had to read that with a gringo accent

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>>32224603
I should get this on a t-shirt

>>32226907
I recall 20mm guns were in Panzer IIs, Pz IIIs had, depending on version, 3.7cm and 5cm guns, early Pz IVs were equipped with 7.5cm L/24 guns

>>32224969
>relax bro its just a prank

>>32226933
>posting based chubby chaser strongman pseudo-convict
I like you

>>32229923
>>32228765
>>32227991
>>32227776
>>32227722
>>32227136
You guys ever see that video of the mouse and the turtle? Or that one rat against like 3 scorpions where it start ripping up the mat as a shield?

>>32226832

Brb, I gotta do this to my M44.

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not sure if this is true story, from what I have heard about Uncle Sam's Misguided Children it just might be...

>>32229959
Sadly no, it's only a mild exaggeration of the things they do say however.

>>32224629
America.jpg

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Based Jerry 1/2

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Based Jerry 2/2

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>>32225471
>tfw no pug flail

Feels bad man.

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Made this the other day

>>32224629
So, when do we nuke America?

>>32231260
ayy lmao

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>>32229058
Bumping for the morning.

>>32224890
>>32225783
>>32225815

http://www.policemag.com/channel/patrol/news/2011/01/24/detroit-police-id-station-shooter.aspx

His relative was wanted for a double homicide, he kidnapped a 13 year old girl and chained her to a toilet. Girl escaped, he did .webmd related and then his booga buddies burned down the house he was staying in to destroy evidence of drug and gang activities.

>>32225185
this was never funny

>>32226832
>burlap was never used to cover mosins
>le enema at the gates maymay

I want you to take that rifle and press the barrel to the roof of your mouth

>>32225765
AR FAGS THOROUGHLY AND COMPLETELY BTFO ETERNALLY YAAAASSS I LOVE IT

>>32226325
>grenade launcher strapped on a grenade

>>32226051
>clip

>>32229137
>escort the ammo cart!
>load the ammo on to the cart!
>escort the ammo cart to the railgun!
>theyve blown the controls!
>weve repaired the controls!
>ammo loaded onto the railgun
>fire the rail gun!

>>32232195
>We've captured The Old City, dynamite the Old City Wall!
>They've reclaimed The Old City!
>We've captured The Old City, dynamite the Old City Wall!
>They've reclaimed The Old City!>We've captured The Old City, dynamite the Old City Wall!
>They've reclaimed The Old City!>We've captured The Old City, dynamite the Old City Wall!
>They've reclaimed The Old City!

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>>32230455

>>32232213
>>32232195
best game ever

>>32225016
Who you calling an army?

I'm a merc, I do this to remove Huntbab

>>32230455

Violins weren't even invented and Nero was organizing fire suppressing squadrons and shit. Nero actually helped with putting out the fires.

>>32233312
Sure

Just like Hitler helped dig trenches as the Red Army closed in on Berlin

>>32233422

Nero gets a lot of shit, but fiddling on the fucking roof with an instrument that wasn't even around at the time takes the cake. I'm not saying he was splashing water on things, but he was helping organize the relief and gave money to the victims to help them out.

>>32233438
It was/would've been, a cithara and there's nothing to even suggest he really did play one as rome burned

I get that though, back then you couldn't do much to fight fire aside from throw buckets of water on it that had to be pulled up from a well. Unless Rome had aqueducts by that time

>>32233312
the part about Nero is irrelevant

>>32226946
It honestly is.

I am slightly less suicidal when I do gun stuff, than when I don't.

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>>32234200

>>32226907
Mostly 37mm and short 75mm. Infantry had 37 and 50mm.
To be fair, those 37mm were actually quite respectable AT guns for their time. Early war French tanks were simply rather overarmored for their time, too. They had some crippling faults; lack of armor was NOT one of them.

>>32228811
Kek

>>32224642
source?

>>32225025
Finally one I haven't seen a million times

>>32228637
it was on Man vs Wild once, no idea how Bear "is that your real name?" Grylls got Discovery to be OK with that

>>32225439
What is happening? I'm so confused by life now.

>>32226724
Eh fuck it. Same.

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>>32235031
The info, or the gif?
The info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sedan_(1940)#Battle_of_Stonne
Or a well made video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdOp4Btfrg
The gif is from an iFunny account:
http://ifunny.co/AttackOnYourJimmies

Hope that helps.

>>32235980
I'm assuming he fell and skidded on his ass a little too hard, and the other guy is spraying him with something to sooth the pain.

>>32235962
It's a lot less bloody than dressing a rabbit with a knife.

>>32228637
>>32235962
from the descriptions, I stand corrected
the intestines? out? from swinging it?

>>32230420
Well I'm gonna need that link now.

>>32225041
First time I've actually read this whole thing and I almost laughed myself sick.
Well done.

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Have a little Terminal Lance, fellow anons.

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>>32231512
>being mad about some stranger doing a non-permanent modification to his extremely common rifle

>>32231518
>ivan post from 4 years ago
........way to go newfag, way to go.

>>32231518
>YAAAAAAS

Go back to facebook, you fucking fruitcake.

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>>32224813
>the bucket comes off
>it's another fucking bucket

>>32232195
>>32232213

Jesus fuck I miss Enemy Territory.

>That moment you got the hang of the mortar and started dropping shells clean into spawn zones
>That moment you played a custom map for the first time
>Base Race
>Just... Base Race.

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dumping

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>>32237387

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>>32237327
Who would do such a thing?!
>A madman

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A /k/lassic: The Life And Humiliating Times Of /k/atfucker

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>>32237407

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>>32231512
Enemy at the gates? No... I actually got the idea originally from good old Call of Duty Finest Hour

>>32237387
>>32237396
>>32237495
These aren't real are they? No company is actually that stupid.

>>32224634
What do you think your doing here on my weapons forum talking about humor and shit >>/out

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>>32228731
Thanks man, this is going to be a good, long read

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>>32237525
Allow me to provide you with oven-fresh evidence to the contrary.
Companies are made up of people. And those can get pretty fucking stupid.

>>32225372
Made me chuckle.

>>32230434
As I said, it really does help with recoil, sort of rounds the edges on the butt and that extra bit of cloth pads the metal

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>>32237672

Nigga wut

>>32224629
My type of woman. Heavy and armed.

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>>32237927
And heavily armed.

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>>32226971
I laughed too hard at this

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>>32230605
>>32230610
good stuff

>>32226069
I didn't realize anyone capped that thread. It was a lot if fun, ran surprising long, and by the end people were agreeing with me that an A2 would reduce the sound somewhat. I should drink and shitpost morr often.

>>32238287
2013 was a fun year here

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>>32238287
>google Djibouti shooty
>pic related happens

>>32226971
Why does he cock his AK like a shotgun?

>>32238732
Motherfucker, it's true. /k/, you owe me a new pair of sides, goddamn.

>>32224629
an nd here, taking out the light would have been nice

>>32238738
watch more closely

that is operation of a port side charging handle.

the sort commonly found on airsoft guns.

lefties dont care about reality.

>>32238738

Because that ad was made by people who know nothing about firearms

>>32226971
>the signs are being interested in guns and acting like a dick
uh... ?
the signs are not talking to anyone except people that are making fun of him and... that's about it for what you can see at school

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>>32238732
Three years later and it's still fucking there.

This is even better than pic related's page getting edited to say Kraut Space Magic for months

>>32237706
fucking magnificent, I genuinely laughed so hard I had a coughing fit and pulled a muscle in my shoulder.

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>when even the robots make ATF jokes

>>32225185
yeah, he's been penetrated. you can see the tank start to brew up as the gif ends.

>>32228519
That is snoop lion you raging fucking retard.

>>32226064
It's true though.

>>32226979
Where is this gif from?

>>32224642
Fuck off with the gay ass watermark cunt.

>>32241505

i am so proud of my suomi heritage

>>32226064
None of those Slavs are obese though.

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>>32237294
>obrezchucks

>>32224831
>dat filename though

>>32241498
why isn't sergeant knifehands there disemboweling her?

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>>32241505

> be operating innasnow on skis when you get ambushed
> narrowly fight your way out, end up skiing for your fucking life from half the Red Army
> the guy in the lead is exhausted and everybody is getting slow
> suddenly, see him chug the entire squad's supply of meth
> ohshitnigger.jpg
> lead guy just takes the fuck off at warp speed
> melts a track through the snow
> snaps smaller trees off at the root
> lead guy disappears into the distance screaming "PERKELEPERKELEPERKELEPERKELEPERKELE" and you and the rest of the squad escape by following the steaming gap he burned through the snow
> get back to HQ, no lead guy in sight
> fear that he is forever lost before strange sightings begin to be reported:
> a Finn on skis ambushed and personally beat an entire Soviet platoon to death with his bare hands
> Soviet motor pool mechanics are stunned to find dozens of Ural motorcycles completely disassembled overnight
> scouts report the sighting of a gaunt figure in tattered Finnish camo eating parts of trees and catching birds with his hands before eating them whole
> strange assemblies of laboratory equipment and random chemicals are found burning in the forest
> a week later, lead guy shows up emaciated and without any recollection of the last several days, but with a giant sack of catalytic converters and stolen jewelry that he can't explain
> yfw meth: not even once

>>32241823

> you will never tweak out on pharmaceutical grade meth and become a pagan death god feared by all communists

Why even live?

Does anybody have a screencap of the thread where a US Navy officer stayed aboard an Indian Navy ship during joint exercises?

>>32241917
>>32241940
Top kek

>>32241974
I don't remember that one. I want it.

File: Grandpa, were you a hero in the war.webm (920KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

920KB, 1080x1920px

>>32241892
because she's an officer

>>32242127
....seriously? I don't anything about how the US displays their ranks. What shows it?

>>32224904
butter golem, lol

>>32241493
GET THOSE FUCKING HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS NOW

>>32242182
Lieutenant's gold bar on her helmet cover. It's hard to see, but it's there.

>>32242089
It's an officer telling his story that affirms our thoughts that Indians are indeed the poo in loos we think they are. Allegedly.

>>32226201

> this is why a rabbit police officer in Zootopia wouldn't work

>>32242127
>SgtMaj not tearing into a butter bar because she's a butter bar
lolno

>>32228451
Is this supposed to be 54r going into a mauser?

>>32242384
Yes and it's a fucking crime

8mm mauser or nothing

>>32237408
Clearly, getting caught was aprt of his plan

>>32225639
>>32225650
>>32225663
jesus christ.

>>32237967
>jag
Oh hey its me in an army joke. Never seen that before.

>>32241892
he's a senior NCO so the same reason the CPT and 2 star arent

shes a female and people lose their jobs over that bullshit

>>32224634
Fuck outta here with this gay shit, nigga

>>32242127
Everyone there outranks her regardless of whatever customs and courtesies you think are required from a senior NCO to a butter bar. if that were a male butter bar or 1LT that 1SG/SGM i cant read the rank would be absolutely skullfucking him into the ground

>>32225533
>still better than that festive meat you call a woman

>>32241498
What is going on in this picture?

>>32242888

Reminds me of the video where baboon rips that gazelle apart.

>>32225564
the magic of simply ignoring retards like this

>>32242888

>Filename

All of my keks.

>>32235988
Ma nigga

>>32238287
>>32238732
>djibouti shooty
FUCK. This always makes me think of the
>"Djibouti is, in fact, not so shooty"
line in the czeck-bro story. Anyone got?

>>32243339
would post but image limit met.

>>32243237
You realize that's smaller than a little girl's school ship, right?
>image limit
Crap.

>>32243360
derp my bad. in the new thread maybe?

>>32243509
derp again, its already ded

>>32241917

Screencap, anyone?

>>32225041
Absolutely fantastic. Finally got around to reading it properly, and I am at risk of death from a lack of sides.

I feel like reading this and understanding all of it is a rite of passage for a /k/ommando.
There are still a few jokes I’m missing. But this is a wonderful representative of board culture.

>>32233375
new thread

>>32243016
she's pointing a gun at herself

>>32225564
Just ignore these creatures unless they've got a tripcode. That's how you know it's the real one.