Good self defense options in aus?

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Fuck tactical pens, get yourself a solid flashlight like a surefire or something thst can double as a kubotan/fist load and carry that.

Personally I always carry a 5.11 xbt a2.

>>32218665
where can i buy them with bitcoins?

>>32218665
get the metal framed unpleasantly sturdy flashlight like this anon said

>>32218665
I'll definitely look into those. do you think there will be any legal precedent with using one if its the day time? to my understanding using a object for defense requires you to have suitable grounds for having it at the time like if you were carrying a knife back from the store

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>>32218665
Your forgetting the ultimate accessory for the flashlight, a gun.

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>>32218686
never heard of one before. what do they do?

>>32218596
>Pen
>Moderated size gang
You will get fucked.

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>>32218596
A good defense is the best offense.

>>32218596
>we were pushed around a bit while they tried to get at each other
Instead of contemplating weapons maybe you should ask yourself why you didn't grab your GF and left the area. Better to be unarmed and 100m away than armed and close to dem *iggers. Personally, I think that's better than asking about weapons on this board.

>>32218596
>*my girlfriend and I
Stupid convict.

>>32218686
Could that barrel be any more edgy? I'm amazed they didn't make it neon-red.

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>>32218596
>>32218665
>MFW read aus as anus
>Was seriously confused as to how and why this man would pull a pen or large flashlight from his asshole when a gang approached him

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>>32218923
How is it edgy?

>>32218596
How you you not notice two moderately sized gangs approaching your location in an aggressive manner?

In any case, if you did pull anything vaguely resembling a weapon in a situation like this they're going to fuck you and your girlfriend. If you make it through the, the police will proceed to fuck you also, since self defence weaponry of any kind is illegal here.

Stop hanging out in shitty places too. A pie and a VB out the front of dandenong station for a date isn't going to impress your girl.

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>>32218951
>>32218686
Can you use it to tighten a wrench?

>>32221544
>tighten a wrench
?

>>32221679
>he doesn't tighten his wrenches
Laughinggirls.jpg

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>>32218596
Need a kubotan my freind.

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>>32221679
>not tightening your wrenches
It's like you don't even operate, anon.

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>>32223463

>>32219002
>gangs in australia
>niggers especially
he lives in melbourne and the "poor helpless refugees" that the government has brought in are going nuts. there's no warning signs and the entire city is covered in them.

that is the only possibility. other gangs get fucked up by the AFP and the only other organized crime elements keep their shit strictly away from the normal man. despite melbourne being mob central most people go through their life there without seeing more than a stray bloody bandage or hearing some gunshots.

>>32223463
>>32223490

holy shit that is autistic

>>32223545
You misspelled amazing freind

>>32223594
amazingly autistic

reminds me of that vid of putin balancing the pen for a new world record

>>32218596
Fuck are ya, a poof? A trolley pole cunt. Can't get more Aussie than that.

>>32218596
Chances are a pen like that or a torch like >>32218665 is your best bet koubatons are generally banned as is any other item that is designed solely for selfdefence. (which funnily enough means electronic rape whistles and alarms are literally prohibited in my state)

Check your police forces website for a list of prohibited items and work to the gaps

>>32219002
>A pie and a VB out the front of dandenong station for a date isn't going to impress your girl.
Of course not, he's obviously gonna spring for some Crown Lager. Can't say blokes don't know how to romance a sheila.

>>32223545
basically only useful for nerfed countries who can't even legally carry pepper spray

>>32223756
>amazingly autistic

I'll accept

>>32218665
Isn't 5.11 Chinese meme tier dog shit? I know it isn't Surefire tier, what say you /K/?

>>32225648
It's got 'tactical' in the name, so it's probably dogshit.

I went into a store a while back because I needed a new backpack, it was some sort of spoopy spoopcurity store with that shit, and the markup was insane, even if they ate any good, you can get the same quality stuff for half the price or less.

But this just might be because it's American. A lot of American companies put stupid markup of their stuff when they come to Australia because they're Jerky McJerkfaces.

>>32218684
The precedent for carrying a light is that we live in a modern world where even during the day we can still enter a structure that is darker than night.

It just so happens thst you could use that very useful tool to defend yourself if necessary.

>>32223463
>>32223490
Just carry a similarly sized flashlight, it has double the purpose and none of the fucking autism that those videos scream.

>>32225648
5.11 stuff is pretty decent. A lot is made in vietnam.

I'm definitely not saying the light is surefire tier, but its solid and will double as an impact weapon. Unlike a surefire it may not function after wrecking some guys face.

Just buy a big ass maglite. Like the old cop ones.
You've got a light, and a head smasher

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>>32218665
something like this would work too. got it for my gf to carry when she bikes to work. first time I tested it I nearly shit my pants, definitely not a toy

>>32223463
>>32223490

>walking to the bustop
>wild dindus approach
>"hey boi wat u g0t?"
>oh god so scary
>whip out tactical pen
>flip it around, show off my sick triks
>go to stab, drop pen
>they're all laughing at me
>bus arrives, they're still laughing
>get on bus and leave
>look back, they're still laughing
fml

at least I didn't have to kill anyone

>>32227994
Pretty sure that was one of the scenarios in Ice Cube's song "It Was A Good Day"

>>32218596
>bus stop
Get a car first faggot

Get a stainless steel butt plug. Carry it in your bag with you. If somebody tries to jump you, grasp it around the little protruding bits like a push dagger. If anyone asks anything, you just say you're a kinky SOB and that you like to wear a butt plug doing your day to day business sometimes. Make sure your bag also has a ziploc baggie with a little bottle of lube and some condoms.

>>32227326
That shit is illegal everywhere in Australia. Might as well carry a gun.

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>>32218596
as a edgy fuck who used to get jumped a lot in HS this is how i got around school weapon bans so i could have some weapon

not some shitty hot topic thing real leather and studds

>>32218941
Glad im not the only one.