Defending yourself in a cucked tree of cunts

>Melbourne
You deserve it.

>>32215977

>it's your fault where you were born

Very helpful

>>32216178
Melbourne is the driving force behind the decline of Australia.
If you live there, you're part of the problem.

>>32215946
Move to Perth.

Nobody fucking lives in Perth.

>>32215946
>a well deserved beating

The courts are going to assfuck you now if you ever strike an intruder thanks to you sending that email to them.

>lawful excuse
All you had to do was buy a bat, an old glove and ball too so you could legit pretend to play baseball, and keep your mouth shut. But nooo OP, you decide to ask daddy govt for permission.

>>32216230
Perth, Scotland here and can confirm its the same. Fucking shit here.

>>32215946
Is this real? Do you need authorization to own a piece of wood in Australia? Wtf is this shit? People always claim fascism when people talk against immigrants or kebabs but that is already living under a fascist, repressive government. How can that fucking happen in a country as huge as Australia? Do they home search houses as they please?

Im triggered as fuck. How do you play cricket?

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>>32215946

>>32215946
>baseball bat

Get a cricketbat.

Just put emus around your house/flat anon. Say you're protecting the wildlife of something.

>>32216230
Perth fag here, can confirm.
Country life is great though,my family is originally from Lake Grace, wish the work didn't die out.

>>32216500
That's Melbourne, they're worse than anywhere else in the country and are solely responsible for anything bad that happens in this country's legislation.
What the cop is saying is that you need a genuine reason to own certain items in Victoria (I like to play ball occasionally) is a genuine reason, but it's tipped on its head in the sense that you have to prove that you use it in a genuine manner, not that they have to prove that you don't.

They have a Member there that legitimately wants compound bows to be regulated under firearms law.

>>32215946
Do you wrench on your car? Get a breaker bar. It's basically a $20 solid steel rod the length of a baseball bat.

Shovels or sledge hammers or axes are good, too. Not sure of their availability in your cucked upside down land though.

If not, a golf club is usually an acceptable alternative as well.

Whatever it is, just make sure you actually use it for something outside of beating cunts up. I guess owning anything but anal lube for intruders is illegal over there; who knew?

>live in straya
>Every animal wants to kill you
>Abos want to kill you
>Sun wants to kill you
>Fire wants to kill you
>Government doesn't allow you to do anything other than walk in the sidewalk
>Government is selling huge portions of land to chinks

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>>32215946
>Are there any down under states that aren't run by morons?
>Australia
>not run by morons

>>32215946
step 1. come to freedomland

step 2. come to a free state

step 3. follow the path of our lord zim-zam and shoot tyrone when he tries to rob you

tl;dr move out of austfalia

>>32215946
>Australia.
>Founded by criminals.
>Make everything illegal.
>Everyone a criminal.
Fucking a you'd think Australia would make everything Legal.
>Murdering abbo's? National Fucking Sport.
>Fucking 13 year old girls? No problem.
>Mad Max/Purge 365.

>>32215946
A 55mm or bigger wrench is a fine solution. You can legally own tools in ausfalia?

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