Hey anyone here know where I can get some assault weapons?

>>32212606

who wants to know?

>>32212606
wal-mart

online loophole. literally just get a fully semi-automatic assault gun sent to your doorstep

>>32212606
know where i can get a new dog?

>>32212626
can I get a link bro?

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>>32212606
Syria.

>>32212681
http://www.pornhub.com/gay/video?c=47

>>32212606
You out in your yard and grab a rock. Hit someone with it and it's an assault weapon.

literally with the click of a button on the Internet

NO ONE should be able to get weapons of war, sent to their doorstep, with no license, with no background check

I guess americans value their toys more than human lives

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>>32212606
>mfw thinking of applying to ATF when I finish grad school

>>32212606
Stiffler joined the ATF?

>>32212606
Try Narnia, because "assault weapon" is a bullshit made up term.

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>>32212606
Eliminate the enemy team to earn money for the next round, then you can buy your fully automatic M4, or long range AWP with a Deagle

What child abuse does one suffer from to make them want to be the jack boots of tyrrany when they grow up.

>>32212681
http://www.amazonbutwithguns.net

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>>32213342
print off this target, start your training early

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>>32213464
No. I like dogs, rather not have to shoot one tbqh. But if someone's dog is running up on me aggressively, I plan to kick or ASP the fuck out of its face.

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I think your' boss gave a bunch to drug cartels in Mexico not that long ago. Maybe they're done with them and will give them back, or you could trade them for some nerve gas that you will somehow try to blame on mom and pop gunstores.

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hello, i am interestied in inquiring a fully atomatic assault gun, preferebly with assault clips included? does anyone know where i can get one cheap.

>>32213670
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2224-6-ugly-things-i-learned-selling-guns-to-drug-cartels.html

>>32212606
Right here: bad-dragon.com/products

>>32213746
Ask a nigger in a bad part of town. They aren't on /k/.

>>32213342
I-is that a milkor grenade launcher?

>>32213447
>http://www.amazonbutwithguns.net


Good god I wish this was real.

>>32212606
ask CNN

>>32212606
you can order fully automatic machineguns to your door via the online gunshow loophole

>>32212606
Have you tried Walmart?

>>32212615
>>32215606

but Wally-world stopped carrying scary salt weapons, and they now have fuck all in the rest of the store.

> on another note

I won't shop Target, because I like my privacy (financial and bathroom) and they're no gunz.

Dick's is ... well ... dicks.

Cabela's is an hour away at least.

The LGS is either an old fudd selling someone else's fudd-guns, Milsurp-Я-Us, or the local indoor range who charges an arm-leg-dick for everything.

When I want something, I have to buy it online, and have it shipped to the local hardware+guns store. Their selection is shit, but they will do cheap transfers, and are total bros about it. They've been open forever, so I suspect the ATF won't get my info any time soon either.

>>32215884
Wal-Mart is dirty and exploits the poor rural population after destroying their economies.

Target at least manages similar pricing without being as much of a "fuck you" to the communities they're in.

>I have a couple Gander Mountains, Cabelas, and several funs shops in decent driving distance

>>32213335
yeah we do, the fuck are YOU gonna do bout it commie?

Every weapon is an assault weapon if you use it on someone.

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>>32213335
Thanks for Correcting the...

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>>32212606
>Hey anyone here know where I can get some assault weapons?

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