Shoveling Snow

>>32211913
snowapult?

>>32211913
http://fmobserver.com/fargo-man-arrested-for-clearing-snow-with-flamethrower/

>>32211913
Make your fat neckbeard basement dwelling /k/ommando kid do it. Now, that's how you shovel snow like a /k/ boss.

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>>32211913

>>32211913
the trick is doing a stylized moat around your driveway. This way you can just pour gasoline in it and watch as it creates a ring of fire around your driveway. You just gotta be extra cautious about your neighbours, some will voice there concern about seeing a ring of fire pop up weekly on the driveway.

use a flamethrower to melt it

Use a tank.

https://youtu.be/n6azSw1LLZM

>>32211913
if it's powdery snow. I use a br600
I guess that's kind of /k/, it's loud as fuck

use the snow to create fortifications around your house.

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Burn it all

>>32211913
>really drunk before they do it

Protip from a former Wisconsinite: they've been drunk all day not just before they go shovel. Getting drunk is the #1 winter activity in WI.

>>32214574
>tfw Wisconsinite
>tfw 22 and my liver can't handle drinking anymore even socially

Probably shoulda took it easy with the drinking alone

>>32211951
you don't have kids