I am about to lose my virginity, what gun should I carry?

File: 1375765365186.jpg (986KB, 3264x1840px) Image search: [Google]

986KB, 3264x1840px

>>32211808

>>32211808
I mean, if you think she's going to mug you mid coitus. If not just leave it in the car to avoid awkwardness.

>>32211808
Unless you're interested in keeping your virginity, keep the strap at home, homes.

Dude, keep it in your car.

>>32211808
Don't bring anything you douche nozzle.
Especially if you know she might be anti-gun.
Are you trying to get laid or show her how manly you are cause you own guns?

>>32211838
this

File: nbCjJ1J.jpg (53KB, 457x425px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 457x425px

>>32211808
Show her what's up.

>>32211808
Wut?

>>32211808
>I am about to lose my virginity
No you aren't.

>>32211828
OP here, she is not going to go threw my pockets so she would never see it.

>>32211992
I hope you are wrong.

>>32212164
>what could go wrong
Famous last words OP?

>>32212176
Well have you ever had a lover go threw your pockets after sex?

>>32212201
Only hookers.

>>32212231
Well than the gun would come in handy kek

>>32212201
No, but when you take your pants off and fling them or fold them what if it falls out? It thuds to the ground? There is not a single benefit that can come from carrying it into her house.

>>32212244
What if her 7ft tall 350 lb ex lover comes barging in and fucks the shit out of me? Also I can lay my pants down quietly or something lol.

>>32211808
Is she going to rob you of your dignity anon?

>>32212277
I sure do hope so.

>>32212265
If she's fucking you she's desperate. I wouldn't worry about a lover coming in.

>>32212289
True, well what if some dindus come barging in trying to loot the place and i'm caught with my pants down and my heater in the car? I am paranoid as fuck and I want to have a gun on while I am getting my fuck on.

It's a Craigslist setup for anon to get robbed by this girls nigger boyfriend

>I'm about to get laid
>What gun am I going to have???

Anon, I have some bad news for you.

>>32212308
Bruh.

>>32212448
What if tho.......what if......

>>32212471
Two questions: Is this girl real? And do you know the number of your nearest psychologist?

>>32212425
Right? It's the tell-tale sign of being a wizard, or trying to be.

Dude that is retarded, don't bring a gun with you homie.

you guys don't get it. the gun is FOR the sex, right OP? she's into that rape fantasy shit

I would go over to chicks houses with my p938 and fuck. Just keep it in your jacket.

File: Op loves men.gif (2MB, 431x306px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 431x306px

>>32212308
Play to your strengths.

File: 1462766775541.jpg (240KB, 685x568px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 685x568px

>>32211808

>I am about to lose my virginity
>what gun should I carry?

>>32212531
kek nope

>>32211808
>>32212164

Now I see why you're a virgin.

Leave the piece at home m8,

If you don't know she's antigun, you don't if she'll dislike you for the gun, or even worse she could be straight up scared that you're gonna kill her or something

>>32212642
>Op brings gun to grills house
>He sits down and somehow it falls out
>"Anon what was that? OMG IS THAT A GUN RAPIST MURDERER HELP!
>Cops come and beat OP senseless
>Spends night in jail and has to have mom pick him up in the morning

>>32212550
this gif got my laptop taken from me as a freshmen in high school. The tech guys weren't too upset about pic related but they really didn't dig the gif.

>>32212686
this

>>32212686
>still loses virginity

File: Bad-Tattoos-Hard-2-Kill.jpg (166KB, 500x413px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 500x413px

>>32212695
forgot pic.

>>32212720
To bubba and his friends tyrone and cletus in county jail

>>32211808
>>32212265
>7ft tall 350 lb ex lover

You'll lose your virginity either way.

>>32211838
>Not keeping your gun on you 24/7

Filthy liberals need to get off my board.

>>32212795
Fine. If he can fit it up his ass, he's good.

>>32211808
I have always had a 1911 on my hip on dates. Never was an issue.

Of course I only date men

OP. Don't do it. The girl I'm seeing is moderate-to-pro-gun. One of the guys she dated before we met carried, and it freaked her out a bit. Since we've been together, I mentioned that I sometimes carry, and she's now fine with it. Make sure the girl trusts you, and ideally have some of her friends on your side. At that point, you're clear to carry what/whenever. Leave it in your car while you dip your wick.

>>32212686
OP an anon has predicted your future

>>32212531
only one way to find out

File: 1480475586850-k.jpg (42KB, 326x236px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 326x236px

>>32212888
>2016
>not getting pegged by rando girls

>>32211808
What kind of pants are you wearing, OP? If you need to carry, carry a tiny sub-compact and sew a rectangular profile holster to the pant leg inside of a cargo pocket and it won't flop around or print too badly, and the closed cargo pocket flap will act as added retention. My EMT pants had a similar flat pocket inside the cargo pocket that I used for my PF9 with a ClipDraw clip--my former EMT gf didn't notice at any point from work to the bedroom and it was in position for a reasonably fast draw.

File: 1446593410483.jpg (20KB, 505x431px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 505x431px

>>32211815

Keep it in your jacket and then drape it over a chair or dresser, that way you aren't restricted to a tiny .380.

>>32211808
OP here, I would like to point out that I am meeting this girl from a craigslist ad and I feel pretty sketched out. Also I always carry a gun. (I stay away from gun free zones)

>>32215427
Just wear a big jacket and keep it in your jacket pocket, jesus

>>32215495
What is wrong with pocket carry tho?

>>32215576
Don't meet girls on Craigslist, only damaged goods stoop there.

>>32215622
Damaged goods are better than no goods rite?

>>32215738
Depends if you like your dick leaky or not.

>>32211808
>Ruger lcp custom

Yeah, there isn't going to be any magic happening.

>>32215738
I'd rather get a hooker. At least then, I'm sure she'd go away.

>>32215738
You fond of having your kidneys inside you?

you better say "here comes daddy's cummies"

File: 12346131761346.jpg (126KB, 1001x1026px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1001x1026px

>>32211808
>>32211925
>>32211992
>>32212164
>>32212176
>>32212286
>>32212425
>>32212500
>>32212573
>>32212686
>>32212990
>>32213278
>>32215427

LOL ether this is going to be an episode of Criminal Minds, or a serial killer in the making.

>>32211808
Time for a 1st sausage safety brief?

Leave it in the car. My semi regular slam piece knows I carry a bang piece but doesn't like me to have it in her apartment so I keep it in the car. Less awkward when you try and remove your pants.

Also, wear a condom. If she's putting out for your autismo ass, she probably ly let's other mouth breather nut inside her. Little loss of sensation is better than the clap.

>>32211808
Only one proper answer and nobody posted it so far.
Bring your Mosin nagant, with bayonet attached. When cumming scream Uraaa like proper soldier.

File: 1469140851833.jpg (56KB, 606x559px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 606x559px

>Ccing in her house
I'm progun as fuck, but I'd be sketched if some chick I had over turned out to be cc'ing, particularly if she never mentioned it

>>32218199
this don't bring guns to peoples homes without a heads up.

>>32220599
this.

In any state with castle doctrine, they can kill your dumb ass immediately for that.

>>32211808
>Meeting some alleged female off fucking craigslist

>Lol don't bring a gun you might cause hurt feelings

RIP OP, killed by dindus in the oldest scam

>>32215945
Kek, this thread is just what I needed

>>32211808
This is the reason you are still a virgin.

>>32212642
>>32211828
>>32211846
>>32212686
>talking to antigunners at all
You deserve everything that happens to you desu

>>32212308
Sew it into your leg. That way, it's 100% concealed. You can just tell her the scar was from the time you narrowly avoided getting killed by a grizzly or something along those lines and she'll just lust after you more. And if someone breaks in, all you have to do is rip the stitches out and there's your gun. Just be sure you don't allow a muscle or something to get inside the trigger guard, you don't want to ND into your femoral artery in the heat of the moment.

>>32212763
underrated post

Carry. If she's not 100% on board and alright with you exercising your second amendment rights then she's not worth the time.

Don't stick your dick in liberal.

Carry Obrez as of no witches will harming you without ball of fire fear

>>32211808
tis rude to carry into someones home who you dont really know.

i mean, if you are going to take your pants off and fuck them that is....

>>32222670
This basically.

>>32222643
Agreed kek'd hard.

>>32211828
>>32211838
>>32211846
>>32212244
>>32212517
>>32212642
>>32212990
>>32218039
>>32218199
>>32220599
>>32223334

OP here, I am applaud by all the anti gun comments on this thread. It is not illegal to bring a gun on private property in my state. I don't know about the non free states like this fucking anon here claims.....>>32220618
But I know for sure its the kind of don't ask don't tell shit as far as bringing a gun into a friends house. Now IF they find out you have a gun on you and they ask you to leave than you must by law do so. If they don't know its just like carrying a pocket knife to someones house......if a fucking Swiss Army knife triggers your liberal friend they can tell you to leave their property for that to. I mean shit what is wrong with you fucks?

>>32223772
Christ you're retarded. Explains the virginity past 21 bit.

>>32223821
It is not nice to make fun of people autism, faggot.

This is bait right?

>>32223772
jfc just leave it in the fucking car you goddamn moron. Do you really think that after a rational legal discussion about the finer points of concealed carry with your prospective love partner, who, by your own admission, you think is anti-gun, yall are gonna get intimate?
Do you want to get laid or not?
If you do happen to have a sudden stroke of intelligence and follow the rational advise in this thread, use a condom, because we don't want your idiot genes propagating

>>32223902
NOPE

>>32220618
jesus christ, no they cannot

>>32220618
What are you fucking retarded? Show me that in the law and I will shout from my roof top that I am a faggot.

>>32212164
>threw my pockets

>>32227529
Grammer nazi roasting people when there is so much more to roast in this thread. kek

>>32211893
Nice Makarov style grip

>>32223772
It's not a good idea if you want your dick wet you autistic virgin.

The only gun you need is the one in your pants

>>32211827
>>32211828
>>32211838

>leave it in the car
>keep the strap at home
>keep it in your car
do you faggots even carry?

>>32211893
What caliber is that

>>32220618

>i don't know what a castle doctrine is
>i don't know what reasonable force is
>i don't know what reasonable threat is
>i don't understand basic self defense law
>i shouldn't own guns

>>32218107
Underrated post.

>>32228043
He wanted to make sure nobody missed that morsel while others were hitting the obvious.

>>32220618
FUCK YOU NIGGER JEW FAGGOT!

>>32212532
What if its not cold enough to wear a jacket?

>>32211808
OP here, for anyone that cares it looks like my women in shinning armor fell threw. At least I am not kissless, but still a virgin.

>>32229074
Sperged out or she notice the gun? Details, nerd.

>>32229096
She just stopped messaging me out of the blue, its been 2 days and I have a feeling it was a scam/joke the whole time.

File: 15178178_1136687893111610_6738507325351710297_n.jpg (15KB, 273x192px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 273x192px

>>32212308
>i'm caught with my pants down
How else are you going to lose your virginity?

>>32229128
With my pants on, how else you fucking degenerate. I bet you like hand holding too!

>>32229117

You probably said something retarded to her, or she saw this thread

>>32229117
Too bad, bro. Give POF Tindr a try. Just swipe on all the hoes and you might have a chance.

Next time, don't text. Then they won't see your autistic spelling. Also, don't carry into her house. If you get robbed, it's just a great story to tell about how you were trying to score. I know the thought process of a lot of pro gunners is that it's all good and nobody should fear guns, but that's out of touch. Everyone doesn't think that way, and you're going to scare the absolute shit out of most grills. They're already worried about your extra chromosome, don't make em think they should run to the kitchen and grab a knife, too. Nobody wants their first time to be with rope and a gun to their head. Good luck next time, OP.

>>32220618
I found the guy that they always interview after a mass shooting. Dip in mouth and AR pointed at sky with butt stock on hip. "Jesus wants us to have these and that Kenyan can pry it out of my cold dead hands".

>>32229163
OP here, she most likely saw the thread and was actually a gang of black guys that were gonna hold me at gun point and take my memes.

>>32229117
It couldn't possibly have been that she figured out that you were the kind of person who makes a thread to announce to strangers on a Eritrean crocheting forum that you might be getting laid?

>>32229210
Or she was actually just a gay dude that wanted to see my dick pics.

>>32229222
Am I the only one who uses a pocket holster for the inside jacket pocket and shuts up about it? Jesus Christ. No one gives a shit. If you're doing it right, it won't be revealed. If it is revealed (meaning you fucked up), "oops, I forgot I had it on me. Let me put it in my car. Sorry babe." Easy. If she tells you it's fine she's a keeper.

>>32229248
Yeah, but some of us enjoy the type of sex where another human touches you. A couple of us take our clothes off, too. Not me. I use my tactical pants as a built in condom.

>>32211808
>this thread
dude, just leave the gun in your car.

File: trololo.gif (3MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 320x240px

>>32223772

File: bubba.jpg (78KB, 1075x404px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1075x404px

>>32211808
Don't be a puss. Open carry your bubba'ed Mosin or the liberals win.

>>32229355
You don't have an asshole holster for when you're naked? What kind of gun owner are you?

>>32222444
>>32222670

>I must be within reach of a gun at literally all times forever. I must be a total faggot about it to everyone everywhere because my life is so danger-filled and important.

Shit, why even take it off when you're actively performing coitus? It's like you want to get shot.

>>32229355
Dude, you don't need to reveal the contents of your inside jacket pocket. You're getting laid, not going through TSA. It's possible to take off a jacket without revealing a small gun in a good pocket holster.

>>32211808
I can't think of a post more /k/ than this

>>32211808
Have we talked about alternative weapons yet like folding knives, stunguns and sprays?

File: 1477954864918.jpg (88KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 300x400px

>>32212763

>>32211808

A NAA revolver for every pocket, and an extra for keister carry

>>32230301
You misunderstood me. I don't carry all the time, in fact, I don't carry unless I'm going to be outside for a long time. But I wouldn't give the time of day to an anti-gun slut.

>>32230893
Bruh you're retarded. Most girls are liberal/no guns. That's why you have to fuck the liberal out of them. You make them conservative with your dick.

>>32230991
Most girls are SHIT

>>32228185
.69 cal

File: 0847C2FE661078441760826564608_2549f6ee0f4.0.3.jpg (12KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 200x200px

>>32211808
Nothing puts the ladies in the mood like getting naked in front of some 4chan weirdo she barely knows only to have him drop trou and watch guns, knives, and various assortments of autism come tumbling out of his pockets.
>Yfw she walks out and deletes your #

>>32229128
With my kilt up. If you can't fuck while fully kitted-up and ready to fight, you have no business posting on this board.

>letting your guard down around women
>ever
It's like you didn't even learn anything from Samson.

>>32229074
This is good, it gives you time to test and train with holster setups before the next one.

>>32211808
its been a day are you still a virgin?

>>32212730
Wow he really is hard 2 kill