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Elven Glass weapons beat Nord Steel any day of the week

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Elven Glass weapons beat Nord Steel any day of the week
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>>32210053
until you hit armor or parry with one
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>>32210060
Or drop it
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>>32210053
>playing oblivion
>finally reach the double digit levels
>suddenly, every basic bitch bandit is carrying glass blades and elven armor, easily worth thousands of septims
Why does Bethesda do this?
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>>32210081
Because Elven weapons are superior in all ways.
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>>32210081
except that doesn't happen until at least level 20
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>>32210081
They'd like to sell them and retire to a peaceful life of farming with the money, but every bitch bandit has them so they're basically worthless and the bandits have to continue with their life of crime.
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>>32210081
jokes on you
you were too dumb to take a high mercantile level or git gud at the influence wheel so they aren't worth shit
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>>32210081
>Why does Bethesda do this?

Because Consolefags
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>>32210060
The glass weapons aren't actually made of glass
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>>32210053
Human-made lead bullet travelling at speed greater than sound would beat any elven with their fancy glass weapon any day of the week
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>>32210280
Next you're going to tell me steel weapons are made from steel ore
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>>32210280

Isn't it some kind of volcanic shit?
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>>32210081
>grind some crafting/magic skills
>well prepared, set foot outside of city
>first bandit camp is full of glass/mithril
>well, that was weird
>scout bandit cave
>bandit boss attacks me in full suit of daedric armor
>wtf I turned every stone in vvardenfell to get a few pieces of daedric armor and now bethesda throws this stuff at bandits?!
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>>32210522
They probably did some stupid shit to curry favor from daedra. I'm sure all of them would have ended up in a dremora's soulgem.
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Any material will do for a poisoned dagger to the kidneys, clawless ones.
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>>32210522
>Oblivion.jpg

Gotta level up to max stats, then NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
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>>32210053
sexy knife, would backstab with.
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my eellllllviish blade hohoho my elllvish wisduuum hohohoehehe-
>VRAAAAAAAAAH
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>>32210648
I'm gunna fuck that gypsy
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>>32210648

This. I could slaughter a room full elf "warriors" with two wooden spoons.
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>>32210648
>casting invisibility and then killing a fucking dragon with a backstab and a daedric dagger

Illusion strong.

>inb4 stealth defeating Russian spiders
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>>32210081
>Not immediately modding that horseshit out of your experience

If you don't spend more time modding TES games than playing them you're a pleb.
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>>32210648
I really want to fuck this

hit me up with some good places to get khajit booty pls
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>>32210488
>>32210488
Its called malachite, iirc. Glass in the Elder Scrolls universe isn't actually glass, but a kind of magical metal.
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>>32210468
>>32210488
Glass weapons and armor in the ES series are made from Malachite, which apparently is a green volcanic material usually reinforced with moonstone in order to give it some more strength
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>>32211259
>>32211261
>virginmind
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>>32211252
seconding this
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>>32210221
you N'Wah !
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>>32211301
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>>32211315
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>>32211252
third
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>>32210648
That Khajiit is unbelievably cute
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>>32210053

except that elven shit isnt made out of glass

and when they make glass its stronger than titanium

and their glass shit might not even really be there so its technically indestructible but it can still cut you
> like a scalpel
> and lunges in on its own
> you're just getting the blade close enough to its enemies to do its job


> select all images with a storefront
> my mind playing tricks on me
> suddenly start misreading the word as Stormfront
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>>32210053
And Nord Dragonbone beats Elven Glass, checkmate knifeear
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>>32210648
just don't lick the blade pretty khajiti
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>>32210053
spot the elven fag. My Nordic steel axe and shield will crush your puny elf bones any day. Hope you're good at magic.

Pic unrelated
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>>32212840
source? would love to watch the real thing
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>>32213105
one reverse image search later :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTn1QxCZ2s
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>>32211185

iktf

>spend hours and hours modding skyrim, merging mods, and fixing incompatibilities until finally I have the perfect stable combination of gameplay mods, follower mods, quests and lands, graphics mods, etc.
>play for 10 hours total and then get bored and stop

every time
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>>32211315
kek
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>>32211259
>>32211261
>malachite
a pretty green rock that exists IRL. i forgot it existed until now, thank you. it used to be my favorite when i was a kid
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>>32210125
Hence double digit dumb shit
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>>32210081
Because nethesda can't into difficulty scaling, either you fuck the game but making broken weapons that make you an unstoppable killing machine, or the games fucks you over by making everything one shot you.
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>lvl 50
>full daedric armor even though it looks like ass in Skyrim
>killed alduin, saved the world
>haven't touched main quest
>Elric Stromfaggot makes me "prove" myself by killing ice wraiths

or
>some thief still walks up to me demanding 200 coins or he'll attack


It's the little things that bethesda fucks up that make their games unenjoyable.
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>>32213356
>>killed alduin, saved the world
>>haven't touched main quest
wut
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>>32210081
Leveled equipment was mostly a bad idea.

The Crusader's Relics did it (mostly) right, though.
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>Be elven master race
>sneak up on dirty nord
>unsheathe glorious glass dagger
>go to stab nord in kidney
>dagger breaks on their shitty leather armor
>mfw
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>>32213463
Finally a use for that picture
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>>32213132
that, or you corrupt the game.
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>>32210299
Albion ... Crecy?
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>>32210081
It's literally fine. Git gud.
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>>32211185
Any Bethesda / Gamebryo game really. I won't play any of the 3d fallout games without the community bugfix patches
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>>32210996
>>32211595
aaaand welcome to the fandom
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>>32213356
>thief walks up
>demands coin

> mfw he hasn't read about me on the internet
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I love Morrowind and related memes. Also, Daedric weapons are the best
>made from ebony and the essence from lesser minions from oblivion

>2016
>not having demonic weapons and armor
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>>32213214
Malachite is neat as fuck, one of my favourites from my collection.
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>>32215469
Everyone knows Khajiit players are furries. Myself included.
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>>32213390
i think he was talking about the civil war
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>>32210911
>actually works
Its basically a downgraded chainsaw wtf
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>>32210094
>Superior

That is because their are more magic user mar than actual humans. I have seen what high level magic could do one on one, and when you organized that into a military force it would make it so that there would be less a need for manpower for destructive effects. This is probably why High Rock was not already a vassal to The empire or Dominion.
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>>32213116
>Playing a poison build in Dark Souls.
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>>32211252
Khajiit are sluts.
Enjoy your cat aids.

Argonians are where it's at.
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