Operator Bar and Grill

>>32209553
Something like this but no Airshit

http://www.shootingbar-ea.jp/

>>32209553
Shots served in cut-down 20mm shells.
Rename popular drinks and give them fun names like the "Cheeki Breeki" or the "Mike Vining" while marking them up 20% over a regular bar.

Milsurp on waiters.
Militaria onnawalls.

This pretty well writes itself.

>>32209553
Anthony Bourdain visited a bar/shooting range in Cambodia where drinks are free but you pay to shoot.

Can we have Jager bombs? We can serve them in a ditch outside. Just gotta park your car and dive in.

>>32209553
we serve cosmoline and russian potato water

>>32209553
>drinks are all regular drinks just with funny names
>serve drinks in stuff like empty shells, dummy hand grenades
>serve food in ammo cans or land mine casings
>the grill is the rusty hull of an old soviet tank
>servers are gwg's
>have themed nights where servers dress as characters from /k/ approved movies/shows/games etc
>happy hour is called the "djibouti shooty"
>bring in a legit war veteran every friday
>no toilets, you take a shovel, dig your hole, do your business and then we hire some dishonorably discharged marine/army/mallcop to pretend to be a DI and yell at you for burying your shit wrong
>include a workspace for repairs/reloads/gun modding
>complementary gun range and cemetery

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>>32209553

>>32210014
>after you pay and tip, tell your waitress thank you for your service

>>32209553
>Walk in
>Steve1989 from MREInfo is the cook
>The menu provides an extensive listing of both domestic and foreign MRE's
>Once you select your meal the waiter or waitress says "let's get this out onto a tray"
>They brings it to you perfectly portioned and save the packaging
>Says "nice"
>The drinks are served in mugs made out of 105mm cases fired from an M1 Abrams
>Pictures of various dictators, the founding fathers, operators, pro-gun celebrities, cute girls with guns and a framed 3x5 reproduction of the constitution hangs over the main lobby along with a North Korean style portrait of Taylor Swift
>The waiters and waitresses are dressed in vintage uniforms with perfectly formed berets
>There's an indoor range in the back that is free to use after you're done eating

>>32210109
fucking kek

Alright you fags and faggots, this is how its going to go down:

>Drink are Beer: Large or larger
>Waitresses are mine/explosives victims from Asian countries.
>The bartender is a old grumpy fuck that can`t hear anything since his buddy detonated that fucking tripwire in Iraq. He can`t hear shit, so he will just hand you a Beer or point at the door.
>The walls are covered in loot, refrigerators stolen from civilian homes in Iraq, blankets borrowed from Afghan locals, those fucking bootlaces some faggot nicked of you in basic. >They are all the on the fucking wall.
>Every 30 min some old corpsman will yell "HYDRATE" ---> to remind you faggots less talking more drinking.
>The place plays two songs: Camouflage by Stan Rigdeway and The End by the Doors.
>simple food is served:
>beans and rice and naan
>chickpeas and rice and naan
>rice and naan
>rice
>naan
>as soon as the bartender notices people enjoying themselves, he will ask that fucking asshole you all know whom I am talking about always ruining shit for everyone, one time he even lost his fucking rifle ffs, ---> that will call the mp`s at your base/ your mom to come pick you up.
>Also, this is a safe space faggots.

As the customer(s) walk in, they are greeted with a large room made of bare, crumbling Soviet concrete with exposed rusting rebar. At the far end of the room is the bar. Between the entrance and the bar stand three guardians. The patron must choose one and defeat him in order to get a drink:

- Vladmir Putin

- Chuck Norris

- A half-drunk Jackie Chan, holding a baby, surrounded by several chairs, ladders and flower pots. He assures you he'll allow you to pass but only if you give him no trouble.

I'm not sure what drinks to serve because nobody has ever successfully made it to the bar.

>>32209553
>drinks serves in various brass casings
>Walls saturated with mounted weapons and armour like a murderous Cracker Barrel
>Waiters in combat fatigues
>Bartender with Russian accent, makes reference to the "good old says" under the Reds, wears a dirty telnyashka
>All drinks have /k/ meme names
>reloading gear and workbench in a side room
>gun range out back

>>32210135
>along with a North Korean style portrait of Taylor Swift

perfect

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>>32210135
>a North Korean style portrait of Taylor Swift

>>32209950
I like that. How about some specialty challenges such as the Simo Hayha challenge? Drink 505 shots of vodka back to back. Winners get a crate of Finnish Mosin and a T-34.

>>32209950
>>32212535
Fuck off surplusshits. Nobody would go to a bar that smells like an autism closet.

>>32212535
Drive up, put your car in neutral and jump out. You must slam 3 jager bombs in a ditch before it rolls to a stop.